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  1. meirl

    27871 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  2. Making my husbands dreams come true on our honeymoon.

    27865 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  3. Elegant Japanese Efficiency

    27861 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018

  4. You matter.

    27851 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  5. Poor kid just wants to be a Chiefs fan too.

    27844 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  6. How do you repair relations with crows?

    27821 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  7. How fast?

    27811 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  8. When my little cousins start quoting the prequels because the rise of our glorious subreddit.

    27801 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  9. TIL that of the top 30 fastest 100m sprints, 9 of them were clean and not associated with doping. All 9 were Usain Bolt.

    27795 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  10. Today, millions of children will ring the door bells of countless real life murderers, rapists and drug dealers.

    27787 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  11. Drone Crash Gets Surreal Ending.

    27782 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  12. TIL that there is a demon found in Catholic lore that collects all the mispronounced words said by priests and puts them in a sack. That sack is later carried by the offending priests in hell.

    27778 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018

  13. The boyfriend is on his way home from work, and this is my version of a candlelit dinner ❤️

    27761 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  14. Trump ‘poses the single greatest threat’ to our climate, bombshell UN report makes clear: Trump team approves landmark climate report -- and then rejects it

    27746 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  15. “There's nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend.” ...

    27745 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  16. When I bought my first drone, this was what I had in mind, after many many early mornings and coming home empty handed, conditions finally prevailed... Corfe Castle, UK.

    27729 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  17. MRW My girlfriend suggests that nows a good time to have kids

    27717 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  18. David Bowie and Debbie Harry, 1977

    27682 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  19. The world can take a page out of Ephraim’s book 🇿🇦

    27681 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  20. I cheered for him all the way...

    27676 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  21. Cash heals everything around me...

    27666 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  22. My grandma got to vote for the first time ever after becoming an American citizen just a month ago!

    27662 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018

  23. Being severely depressed is the opposite of being a ghost. Your body is still here but your spirit is gone.

    27650 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  24. Stay Woke

    27646 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  25. Best greeting ever

    27640 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  26. There's a barcode on my brothers homework that when scanned takes you to an informative YouTube video made by the teacher.

    27640 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  27. Can republicans please stop saying how democrats "SUPPORT ABORTION IN THE 2nd TRIMESTER." NO one gets a late "abortion" without having been through the worst, receiving the news that their baby is terminal and has severe deformities. And we have no where to go. I could not get care in a red state.

    27629 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  28. What generally well liked celebrity or athlete has/had a dark past that many of us may not know about?

    27628 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  29. The way the moon aligns with the sign (from r/shittyaskscience)

    27625 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  30. No matter what; life is meant to be enjoyed.

    27599 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  31. cultural appropriation? really now?

    27595 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  32. Dude accidentally adds 24+ of us that he was talking to a group chat. Come to find out most of us met him on Tinder. He left the group chat and now we are having a girls night...

    27593 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  33. Lady says she can build a force field around herself. WCGW?

    27588 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  34. Sneaky.

    27586 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  35. Passenger filmed racist tirade on Ryanair flight 'to show world'

    27567 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  36. Turn off your Wi-Fi to stream this content.

    27566 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  37. Always stay focused

    27566 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018

  38. You underestimate my scooby snacks

    27554 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  39. TIL that in 1838 Edgar Allen Poe wrote a book about a 4 man ship crew that ate their cabin boy, Richard Parker. In 1884 a 4 man ship crew ate their cabin boy, Richard Parker.

    27532 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  40. TIL ‘The Blair Witch Project’ cost $60,000 to make and grossed $248 million, giving it a ratio of $10,931 made for every $1 spent. One of the cameras used for the production was purchased at Circuit City and then returned for a refund once filming was complete.

    27525 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  41. Like mother, like daughter

    27499 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  42. If you can't get your emergency fund to grow because of emergencies that keep coming up, you're still doing a good job.

    27494 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  43. Celtics Fan from my school

    27490 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  44. What is the most “grown-up” purchase you bought recently that you would have not been excited for as a child?

    27482 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  45. When you've had too much to drink and try to go sleep it off

    27470 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018

  46. Who will be the 1 brave kid who tells the manager?

    27446 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  47. My grandma in the 1950s in Okinawa, Japan.

    27406 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  48. Happy Halloween my doots

    27395 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  49. hmmm

    27368 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  50. Dwight has the biggest r/Showerthoughts moment in the history of the office.

    27353 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  51. Sometimes the truth hurts.

    27352 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  52. this guy is an elementary school teacher

    27336 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  53. These girls taking up 2 seats each while other people have to stand

    27336 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  54. MMA Fighter perfectly times opponents spinning attack with a spinning elbow of his own

    27329 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  55. UPDATE: My husband is not bonding with our 5 week old son.

    27325 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  56. Mr. Google, I don’t feel so good.

    27301 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  57. My bank gave me some coins from the future

    27290 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  58. We get it, Canada, weed is legal now.

    27283 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  59. 🔥 A stunning arctic fox 🔥

    27282 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  60. Bitcoin mining could cancel out climate change efforts, scientists say

    27277 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  61. Animating the Mercator projection to the true size of each country in relation to all the others. [OC]

    27276 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  62. "Okay, I think I lost him- OH SHIT!"

    27272 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  63. Faking out an asshole driver.

    27268 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  64. Yes, the one we've been looking for

    27265 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  65. One letter liscence plate I found in my neighborhood

    27254 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  66. Lion face plants while running over to see an old friend.

    27245 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  67. Cannabis pain relief without the 'high' - In the wake of cannabis legalization, Canadian scientists have pinpointed the effective dose of marijuana plant extract cannabidiol (CBD) for safe pain relief without the typical "high" or euphoria produced by the THC.

    27239 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  68. Leaked Trump Administration Memo: Keep Public in Dark About How Endangered Species Decisions Are Made

    27234 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  69. Mitch McConnell says it out loud: Republicans are gunning for Social Security, Medicare and Obamacare next

    27226 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  70. The Fourteenth Amendment Can’t Be Revoked by Executive Order

    27173 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  71. I'm dirty Dan

    27166 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  72. ULPT: make your edibles in the shape of dog treats and take them anywhere you want. If a drug dog finds them, his handler will just think he's being a silly boy.

    27146 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  73. Who's better?

    27145 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  74. Charging Drawer - 1 Minute Later

    27134 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018

  75. Portraits Parade

    27125 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  76. TIL Julie Andrews initially refused the role of Mary Poppins because she was pregnant. Walt Disney however insisted that she played the nanny, saying, "We'll wait for you."

    27108 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  77. You seem a decent fellow, I'd hate to die.

    27094 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018

  78. Libertarianism

    27065 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  79. My 4 year old son just got me with a dad joke I hadn't heard before.

    27034 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  80. Lovely little one.

    27028 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  81. Been waiting a while for this

    27015 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  82. Wowee

    27014 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  83. How does this work so well

    26993 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  84. you better be scared

    26986 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  85. NBA2k is permanently banning players for literally using the auction house as it’s intended

    26961 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  86. My girlfriend made me these from scratch. She was embarrassed to give them to me, but I think they are friggin awesome! Thought I’d share with y’all.

    26952 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  87. Grandma gets a gift

    26950 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  88. I like you so I lik you.

    26925 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018

  89. Measles outbreak raging in Europe could be brought to U.S., doctors warn

    26910 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  90. Youtube broken for anyone else?

    26896 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  91. The water looks like it’s frozen

    26884 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  92. Ramen is a good boy.

    26878 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  93. I tried my hand at a Minecraft cake for my girlfriends kiddos 8th birthday

    26876 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  94. MRW she tells me it's ok to open up to her

    26827 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  95. My actual reaction when my alarm just went off

    26822 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  96. My good boy is a terror at daycare...

    26821 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  97. In The Powerpuff Girls Movie (2002), at almost 17 minutes in, you can see Bubbles spelling her name out in cursive as she's flying around.

    26819 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  98. LeBron James dons Beto O'Rourke hat to game in San Antonio

    26813 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  99. This is actual dialogue in a video game. Dear lord

    26802 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  100. He only wanted to help the little bird over the median

    26799 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018