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Reddit (Oct 2018)

  1. Anon tries to order pizza

    10136 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  2. Eric Murray Commits Highway Robbery on This Interception

    10134 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  3. Gottem good.

    10129 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  4. Thought this belonged here

    10120 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  5. Half and half

    10120 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  6. Alright Blood

    10117 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  7. Iceland’s bars ran out of beer trying to serve drunk US sailors and Marines

    10108 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  8. There was an attempt

    10106 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  9. TIL you can play warioware on 3DS INSIDE warioware on 3DS

    10091 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  10. This cloud in front of the sun looks like a falling asteroid

    10089 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  11. Lemme Just SLIDE Right Past Ya'll Losers. 😘

    10087 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  12. Illusion Makeup

    10087 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  13. No-nonsense sorting algorithm

    10082 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  14. But can you read this -.- .. .-.. .-.. -.-- --- ..- .-. ... . .-.. ..-.?

    10081 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  15. Having to be at work 5 - 10 minutes before your start time to be "ready" but get grilled for leaving 1 minute early so I can catch the bus that's about to turn up.

    10079 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  16. If we've only had plastics for the last 80 years, how do we know it will take thousands of years to decompose?

    10068 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  17. hmmm

    10059 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  18. all was fine til the dog came along

    10055 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  19. New York City Goes an Entire Weekend With No Shootings for the First Time in Decades

    10050 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  20. Huntington, Vermont.

    10047 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  21. Let me buy it cheap, while I call other people cheap

    10047 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  22. Hunan, China is full of breathtaking surprises. [OC] [3831 × 5746]

    10046 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  23. A versatile template, will survive all seasonal movements. Buy now, solid ROI!

    10045 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  24. /u/Elyot catches the reddit corporation using his copyrighted art in an advertisement without permission. Instead of asking them to take it down, he releases the art into the public domain to help promote a small subreddit.

    10043 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  25. The roots

    10043 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  26. Man loses it watching Bill Cosby 'bug out' after leaving court

    10042 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  27. "One for the Road"

    10039 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  28. About Amazon...

    10035 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  29. [WP] A street vendor sells you a painting that they say depicts whatever the heart truly desires. You bought it because you saw something nice and pretty. Your spouse asks why you bought a painting of something much more disturbing.

    10034 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  30. We did it boys 👏

    10033 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  31. My rebuttal to a comment made in a meeting..

    10032 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  32. Top Reddit posters should use their karma to help the environment.

    10030 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  33. Dune by Frank Herbert was AMAZING

    10030 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  34. Thanks mom

    10024 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  35. Tom Hardy Says 40 Minutes Of 'Venom' Were Cut From Final Film

    10007 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  36. Marvel's Daredevil on Netflix - October 19 | Official Poster

    10007 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  37. I’m Canadian, this is my pumpkin this year.

    10002 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018

  38. [Video] No excuses! If she can do it your lazy butt can too!

    10001 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  39. historical_woof_irl.oilpainting

    9993 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  40. What's going on with transgendered people and #WeWillNotBeErased?

    9982 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  41. An Engineer walks into a kitchen...

    9980 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  42. Rejected shower thought

    9973 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  43. There are two types of girls on Halloween

    9970 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  44. "Professor Donaldson's iPhone" Also this isn't really a text but still belongs here I think.

    9967 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  45. The appendix may contribute to a person's chances of developing Parkinson’s disease. Removing the organ was associated with a 19 percent drop in the risk of developing the disease.

    9966 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  46. What’s the worst thing people pay for that they could easily DIY?

    9961 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  47. Is a military career a good option if you have nothing to lose?

    9957 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  48. Why was 10 traumatized?

    9957 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  49. Immense power of a Jaguar

    9945 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  50. Things to do in New York.

    9941 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  51. dios mio

    9938 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  52. Ouch my toes

    9929 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  53. Stuck on a road trip with the dog

    9925 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  54. smile for the camera

    9917 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

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    9916 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  56. Funny coincidence that the people that can never put their cell phone down when with you, are the same ones that take two days to reply to your text message

    9912 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  57. looks harmless enough

    9911 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  58. My parents got a cat once I went away to school and my dad sent me this video. This is Cléo’s first time seeing snow.

    9907 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  59. Too cool for school

    9900 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  60. She's been posting basically the same thing every hour or so all day.

    9894 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  61. God has chosen this vehicle

    9891 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  62. Dealing with MLMs as a doctor

    9884 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  63. Rise up

    9881 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  64. Wife (26F) feels I (30M) went on a date with a co worker.

    9880 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  65. It’s meta time, baby! All in!

    9868 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  66. I masterbated in front of my parents to prove a point.

    9866 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  67. That was a dirty trick

    9855 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018

  68. Apu hasn’t always been a cheap joke

    9846 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  69. Bite my shiny metal ass > wubba lubba dub dub

    9845 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  70. If elevators didn't exist, the penthouse would be for poor people.

    9841 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  71. Irrefutable Evidence Kavanaugh Perjured Himself: Text messages suggest Kavanaugh wanted to refute accuser's claim before it became public

    9839 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  72. Plottwist: this wasn't their first date 😍

    9831 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  73. [Image] Three years sober from Benzos and opiates. Life really is a precious thing.

    9830 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  74. Apparently I am an asshole for not giving someone I sold my old Xbox One to my email password.

    9827 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  75. (Texas) Power of attorney seems fishy?

    9825 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  76. Talking about contraceptives and periods with my date... while making out

    9823 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  77. The largest spider in the world, the Goliath Bird Eating Spider, with a Human hand for scale.

    9822 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  78. Died Inside!

    9822 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  79. New fresh Thanos meme! So much potential! Invest now!

    9818 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  80. This photo made my day a little brighter and I hope it does yours too(:

    9812 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  81. The First Thing This Man Heard After Turning On His Cochlear Implant Was His Partner Proposing

    9804 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  82. Creating foam explosions.

    9803 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  83. The concentration of a chemical in the air that is released by people when stressed is an objective indicator for setting the age rating of films, finds a new study. The more nervous moviegoers are, the more isoprene they emit - a measurable indication of how stressful a film is.

    9803 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  84. [UPDATE] USPS lost our money order, landlord says we need to write a new check Monday. Really need advice.

    9802 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  85. Millionaire refuses to take down 'Bollocks to Brexit' poster

    9796 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  86. Bring your little bro with you for the family photo

    9795 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  87. All I can think about while watching Making A Murderer part 2 is how Steven Avery’s mom looks just like the chocolate lady from spongebob

    9795 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  88. What a brutal landing

    9795 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  89. Tippy Taps of Terror

    9794 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018

  90. That man must've been crazy talented, it's just astonishing

    9790 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  91. This lemon pie is transparent

    9781 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  92. Wife had a horrific accident anything we can do to help our situation?

    9776 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  93. Looking for a relationship when you’re lonely is like grocery shopping when you’re hungry. It’s easy to be tempted to bring home unfulfilling, unhealthy junk.

    9774 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  94. There's a hotdog dancing in my kitchen.

    9765 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  95. Good guy biker informing a driver they left their phone on top of their car.

    9764 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  96. anime_irl

    9763 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  97. This ended racism.

    9763 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018

  98. Oh I owe you now?

    9759 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  99. 1.6 billion worth of bullshit

    9757 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  100. How to cut your ride short.

    9754 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018