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Reddit (Oct 2018)
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TIL that the Superdry clothing brand is a thoroughly British company that uses non-sensical Japanese writing in their branding just like many Japanese brands uses non-sensical English/Engrish in theirs. Even consumers of Superdry products are unaware of the British origin.
7910 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018
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Fake mailer warns of $500 fine for displaying Beto O'Rourke signs. A civil rights group is investigating reports of a fake mailer circulating in College Station that warns of a $500 fine for displaying signs supporting U.S. Senate candidate Beto O’Rourke. “It’s absolutely a voter suppression tactic”
7906 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018
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While the admins are asleep, upvote everyones favorite tiny horse!
7892 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018
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Tell me something I don’t know
7891 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018
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Can't concentrate
7889 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018
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Trump accepts Saudi Arabia's story -- that Jamal Khashoggi was killed by accident during a fistfight -- over US intelligence agencies that are increasingly convinced he was assassinated on high-level orders from the Saudi royal court. (Believing foreign powers over US intel, sound familiar?)
7886 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018
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Anon deals with 7th graders
7880 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018
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Gillian Anderson in a catsuit, 1990s
7878 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018
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[WP] You have long been fascinated by swords, and have mastered every kind of sword fighting technique known to man. No man can defeat you. But you have grown old, and Death has crept up to deliver his final swing, but something happened, something Death had never experienced before, he was parried.
7877 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018
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If I get an erection in a bath, does the water level rise?
7875 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018
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2D Animation
7873 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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[WP] Humanity is dead; you were asleep in a cryogenic facility for super-human soldiers. Aliens have woke you centuries later to fight for their survival from the aliens that ended humanity. The problem? You're actually a janitor that fell into a pod and all of the soldiers died in the previous war.
7871 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018
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Harvey: Trump praises Coast Guard, slams "guys with the little boats"
7860 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018
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Willy Wonka (1971) Theory: New and Not Dark!!
7843 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018
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Little girl trips, goes flying face-first towards a locked automatic door. Luckily, I pressed the button to open it just as she launched into the air.
7830 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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[Meme] Rust Autistic Guitar Tutorial
7829 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018
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Turn you phone around slowly, you’re welcome
7827 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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Free Money Alert: It only takes $584,402,676 to buy every Powereball combination. And you can write off your losses against your winnings.
7824 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018
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Smooth asf
7822 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018
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What IS as bad as everyone says?
7817 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018
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Thanking the Bus Driver
7806 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018
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A porn meme that has been spookified! Welcome easy profits!
7789 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018
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Idiot almost causes a wreck and then amazingly posts the video to a motorcycle subreddit to complain about the other involved party.
7789 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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The Dude, Donnie, and Walter 20 years later. I dig their style.
7787 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018
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Consent
7780 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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[WP] You've had a dashcam for years. One day you get into an accident and play it back. You hear another voice in ALL of the recordings talking to you that you've never heard before.
7777 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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Oh my!
7777 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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I accidentally cured my cat’s “incurable” (according to the veterinarian specialists) warts...with sulfur.
7776 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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The fact that Will Smith has an active click bait YouTube channel
7775 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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went to a book shop with my friend and the matrix glitched (he's the bald one with glasses in black)
7765 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018
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Stress
7748 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018
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[Poetry] Just the usual haircut
7747 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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Ant-Man and the Wisdom of Pep-Pep
7739 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018
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Höfn, Iceland.
7738 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018
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PsBattle: Ravens Walk
7738 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018
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Death of a relationship [OC]
7729 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018
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Net casting spider catches its prey.
7721 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018
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Korean Americans protecting their small business during the LA Riots, 1992
7721 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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Some people just don't get it.
7714 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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4chan bullshit
7710 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018
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A group of customers left me no tip tonight and told me why.
7702 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018
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Invest quickly to get maximum profits!
7699 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018
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hmmm
7697 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018
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Firestone left me a nice Snap-On wrench. Been there for 2 days, I heard something rubbing.
7687 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018
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I M M E R S I O N
7684 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018
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CutiePieSensei as classic Lara Croft
7683 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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Yes....
7675 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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A good australia meme
7675 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018
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[Shocking] My GF sisters boyfriend has a crush on her
7659 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018
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My sister and I were separated when we were kids because she tried to kill me too many times. Fast forward twenty years, I took home her third child from the hospital in May and have been raising her ever since. AMA
7658 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018
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It’s ok to stay home folks
7648 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018
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In Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith (2005), when Anakin and Obi-Wan speak for the last time as friends, Anakin is standing in the dark and Obi-Wan in the light, representing their status within the Force.
7648 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018
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Paris : good morning
7648 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018
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Romeo the Wolf. A black wolf that appeared in the suburbs of Juneau, Alaska in 2003 who was unusually friendly and playful with local residents and their dogs. Named after a local photographer and beloved by residents, Romeo was sadly killed by poachers in 2009
7646 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018
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ULPT: If you want to break out of jail, plan to your escape on Halloween night so that your prison outfit looks like a costume
7645 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018
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Anyone who claims that the Bible doesn't explicitly condone slavery needs to reread the Book of Philemon in the New Testament. The apostle Paul straight up sends a runaway slave back to his owner despite knowing that one of the penalties could be immediate execution. Fuck the Bible.
7641 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018
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The caption just perfectly matches his expression
7638 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018
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dont mess with arab dads!
7637 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018
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It’s meant to be an M?
7627 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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When you get so used to your bus to work being a minimum of 10 minutes late everyday that you almost miss it when it decides to be on time for a bloody change.
7626 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018
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[WP] One of the gods of your world has abdicated, and each of the others has nominated a mortal candidate for the position. You've been sponsored by the weakest of the gods, and while the others are being granted all sorts of powers for the tournament, all you've been given is an odd looking musket.
7625 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018
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Sometimes it just be like this
7623 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018
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2meirl4meirl
7607 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018
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Pineapple juice
7600 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018
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The release of Venom in cinemas
7599 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018
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helping out with my butt
7583 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018
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From a women's point of view my boyfriend makes me feel safe and secure in many ways but i want to know what do your girlfriend's do or have done to make you feel safe?
7581 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018
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The Death Comet Will Pass By Earth Just After Halloween
7581 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018
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Bending Irony
7576 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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TIL when the Spanish first arrived in the Americas, natives carrying incense followed them around. The Spanish thought it was a sign they were honored guests. It was actually because they smelled bad.
7575 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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Dead leaf butterfly is unreal....
7568 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018
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I can only have sex when I’m drunk?
7565 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018
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To land a punch
7565 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018
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Cancer is so easy to beat lol
7557 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018
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Give me more of this Sony.
7555 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018
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[Actual title] We “adopted” a son, but now his birth mother wants him back. *Plot twist: LAOP has had guardianship for 13 years, and the birth mother hasn’t been in touch since signing the paperwork*
7537 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018
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An honest question
7535 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018
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brought a knife to a gun fight
7533 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018
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I was pulled over for speeding and the officer borrowed my pen and made me give it back to him claiming it was his.
7529 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018
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The GOP has started attacking Stacey Abrams for attending a protest in college where a flag with a confederate emblem was burned. They have started chanting "lock him up" about Beto. When they are losing on taxes, healthcare, education, they focus on flag burning & threats. We are winning. Go vote.
7526 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018
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Waitress Tippy Taps after getting a $200 tip
7526 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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ELI5: How does a railgun work and why are there no flames while the projectile is in the air and then lots of flames and sparks on impact?
7525 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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Red Dead Redemption 2 Main Campaign is around 65 hours long
7521 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018
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The waters of Antarctica [unknown artist] [1024 × 682]
7511 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018
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Grandfather beats up a pedophile on Ukrainian national TV
7509 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018
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It wasn't sudden
7504 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018
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Quadcrasher: Expectation vs Reality
7503 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018
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Post-mortem: MRI disables every iOS device in facility
7497 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018
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Today my wife and I are hosting a Super "Super Mario Party" Party
7483 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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Fucking australia
7479 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018
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To stop a piece of paper from folding, you put it in a folder.
7476 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018
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Tattoo proposal
7454 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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Hunbot stole my info from medical chart
7454 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018
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TIL Thomas Jefferson thought that a country's constitution should be rewritten every 19 years, holding the belief that the dead should not rule the living.
7453 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018
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HaHaHa hes fat
7442 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018
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Anon drinks water
7439 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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Cozy Night at the Cabin
7437 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018
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me irl
7427 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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7426 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018
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bro 😭
7417 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018