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  1. TIL that the Superdry clothing brand is a thoroughly British company that uses non-sensical Japanese writing in their branding just like many Japanese brands uses non-sensical English/Engrish in theirs. Even consumers of Superdry products are unaware of the British origin.

    7910 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  2. Fake mailer warns of $500 fine for displaying Beto O'Rourke signs. A civil rights group is investigating reports of a fake mailer circulating in College Station that warns of a $500 fine for displaying signs supporting U.S. Senate candidate Beto O’Rourke. “It’s absolutely a voter suppression tactic”

    7906 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  3. While the admins are asleep, upvote everyones favorite tiny horse!

    7892 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  4. Tell me something I don’t know

    7891 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  5. Can't concentrate

    7889 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  6. Trump accepts Saudi Arabia's story -- that Jamal Khashoggi was killed by accident during a fistfight -- over US intelligence agencies that are increasingly convinced he was assassinated on high-level orders from the Saudi royal court. (Believing foreign powers over US intel, sound familiar?)

    7886 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  7. Anon deals with 7th graders

    7880 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  8. Gillian Anderson in a catsuit, 1990s

    7878 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  9. [WP] You have long been fascinated by swords, and have mastered every kind of sword fighting technique known to man. No man can defeat you. But you have grown old, and Death has crept up to deliver his final swing, but something happened, something Death had never experienced before, he was parried.

    7877 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  10. If I get an erection in a bath, does the water level rise?

    7875 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  11. 2D Animation

    7873 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  12. [WP] Humanity is dead; you were asleep in a cryogenic facility for super-human soldiers. Aliens have woke you centuries later to fight for their survival from the aliens that ended humanity. The problem? You're actually a janitor that fell into a pod and all of the soldiers died in the previous war.

    7871 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  13. Harvey: Trump praises Coast Guard, slams "guys with the little boats"

    7860 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018

  14. Willy Wonka (1971) Theory: New and Not Dark!!

    7843 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  15. Little girl trips, goes flying face-first towards a locked automatic door. Luckily, I pressed the button to open it just as she launched into the air.

    7830 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  16. [Meme] Rust Autistic Guitar Tutorial

    7829 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  17. Turn you phone around slowly, you’re welcome

    7827 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  18. Free Money Alert: It only takes $584,402,676 to buy every Powereball combination. And you can write off your losses against your winnings.

    7824 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  19. Smooth asf

    7822 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  20. What IS as bad as everyone says?

    7817 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  21. Thanking the Bus Driver

    7806 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  22. A porn meme that has been spookified! Welcome easy profits!

    7789 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  23. Idiot almost causes a wreck and then amazingly posts the video to a motorcycle subreddit to complain about the other involved party.

    7789 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  24. The Dude, Donnie, and Walter 20 years later. I dig their style.

    7787 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  25. Consent

    7780 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  26. [WP] You've had a dashcam for years. One day you get into an accident and play it back. You hear another voice in ALL of the recordings talking to you that you've never heard before.

    7777 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  27. Oh my!

    7777 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  28. I accidentally cured my cat’s “incurable” (according to the veterinarian specialists) warts...with sulfur.

    7776 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  29. The fact that Will Smith has an active click bait YouTube channel

    7775 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  30. went to a book shop with my friend and the matrix glitched (he's the bald one with glasses in black)

    7765 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  31. Stress

    7748 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  32. [Poetry] Just the usual haircut

    7747 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  33. Ant-Man and the Wisdom of Pep-Pep

    7739 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  34. Höfn, Iceland.

    7738 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  35. PsBattle: Ravens Walk

    7738 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  36. Death of a relationship [OC]

    7729 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  37. Net casting spider catches its prey.

    7721 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  38. Korean Americans protecting their small business during the LA Riots, 1992

    7721 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  39. Some people just don't get it.

    7714 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  40. 4chan bullshit

    7710 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  41. A group of customers left me no tip tonight and told me why.

    7702 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  42. Invest quickly to get maximum profits!

    7699 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  43. hmmm

    7697 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  44. Firestone left me a nice Snap-On wrench. Been there for 2 days, I heard something rubbing.

    7687 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  45. I M M E R S I O N

    7684 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  46. CutiePieSensei as classic Lara Croft

    7683 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  47. Yes....

    7675 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  48. A good australia meme

    7675 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  49. [Shocking] My GF sisters boyfriend has a crush on her

    7659 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  50. My sister and I were separated when we were kids because she tried to kill me too many times. Fast forward twenty years, I took home her third child from the hospital in May and have been raising her ever since. AMA

    7658 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  51. It’s ok to stay home folks

    7648 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  52. In Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith (2005), when Anakin and Obi-Wan speak for the last time as friends, Anakin is standing in the dark and Obi-Wan in the light, representing their status within the Force.

    7648 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  53. Paris : good morning

    7648 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018

  54. Romeo the Wolf. A black wolf that appeared in the suburbs of Juneau, Alaska in 2003 who was unusually friendly and playful with local residents and their dogs. Named after a local photographer and beloved by residents, Romeo was sadly killed by poachers in 2009

    7646 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  55. ULPT: If you want to break out of jail, plan to your escape on Halloween night so that your prison outfit looks like a costume

    7645 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  56. Anyone who claims that the Bible doesn't explicitly condone slavery needs to reread the Book of Philemon in the New Testament. The apostle Paul straight up sends a runaway slave back to his owner despite knowing that one of the penalties could be immediate execution. Fuck the Bible.

    7641 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  57. The caption just perfectly matches his expression

    7638 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  58. dont mess with arab dads!

    7637 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  59. It’s meant to be an M?

    7627 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  60. When you get so used to your bus to work being a minimum of 10 minutes late everyday that you almost miss it when it decides to be on time for a bloody change.

    7626 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  61. [WP] One of the gods of your world has abdicated, and each of the others has nominated a mortal candidate for the position. You've been sponsored by the weakest of the gods, and while the others are being granted all sorts of powers for the tournament, all you've been given is an odd looking musket.

    7625 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  62. Sometimes it just be like this

    7623 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  63. 2meirl4meirl

    7607 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  64. Pineapple juice

    7600 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  65. The release of Venom in cinemas

    7599 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  66. helping out with my butt

    7583 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  67. From a women's point of view my boyfriend makes me feel safe and secure in many ways but i want to know what do your girlfriend's do or have done to make you feel safe?

    7581 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  68. The Death Comet Will Pass By Earth Just After Halloween

    7581 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  69. Bending Irony

    7576 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  70. TIL when the Spanish first arrived in the Americas, natives carrying incense followed them around. The Spanish thought it was a sign they were honored guests. It was actually because they smelled bad.

    7575 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  71. Dead leaf butterfly is unreal....

    7568 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  72. I can only have sex when I’m drunk?

    7565 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  73. To land a punch

    7565 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  74. Cancer is so easy to beat lol

    7557 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  75. Give me more of this Sony.

    7555 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  76. [Actual title] We “adopted” a son, but now his birth mother wants him back. *Plot twist: LAOP has had guardianship for 13 years, and the birth mother hasn’t been in touch since signing the paperwork*

    7537 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  77. An honest question

    7535 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  78. brought a knife to a gun fight

    7533 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  79. I was pulled over for speeding and the officer borrowed my pen and made me give it back to him claiming it was his.

    7529 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  80. The GOP has started attacking Stacey Abrams for attending a protest in college where a flag with a confederate emblem was burned. They have started chanting "lock him up" about Beto. When they are losing on taxes, healthcare, education, they focus on flag burning & threats. We are winning. Go vote.

    7526 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  81. Waitress Tippy Taps after getting a $200 tip

    7526 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  82. ELI5: How does a railgun work and why are there no flames while the projectile is in the air and then lots of flames and sparks on impact?

    7525 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  83. Red Dead Redemption 2 Main Campaign is around 65 hours long

    7521 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  84. The waters of Antarctica [unknown artist] [1024 × 682]

    7511 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  85. Grandfather beats up a pedophile on Ukrainian national TV

    7509 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  86. It wasn't sudden

    7504 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  87. Quadcrasher: Expectation vs Reality

    7503 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  88. Post-mortem: MRI disables every iOS device in facility

    7497 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  89. Today my wife and I are hosting a Super "Super Mario Party" Party

    7483 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  90. Fucking australia

    7479 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  91. To stop a piece of paper from folding, you put it in a folder.

    7476 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  92. Tattoo proposal

    7454 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  93. Hunbot stole my info from medical chart

    7454 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  94. TIL Thomas Jefferson thought that a country's constitution should be rewritten every 19 years, holding the belief that the dead should not rule the living.

    7453 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  95. HaHaHa hes fat

    7442 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  96. Anon drinks water

    7439 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  97. Cozy Night at the Cabin

    7437 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018

  98. me irl

    7427 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

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    7426 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  100. bro 😭

    7417 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018