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  1. No smoking alcohol

    8367 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  2. My husband has sex with me while I sleep wth?

    8361 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  3. Time To Applaud The Parents Who Do The Right Thing For Their Child, And The Doctors That Make It Painless

    8358 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  4. Mowing the lawn

    8356 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  5. Ooooooooof

    8351 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  6. Forbidden chicken

    8343 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  7. If a sales agent brings their customer a small gift, the customer is much more likely to make a purchase, suggests a new study. The fact that even small gifts can result in conflicts of interest has implications for where the line should be drawn between tokens of appreciation and attempted bribery.

    8343 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  8. 🔥 Vietnamese Mossy Frog looks beautiful 🔥

    8340 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  9. It took over 5 minutes for them to get the pillow to hover. I nearly fell asleep.

    8334 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018

  10. Remake a movie with the same actors 5 years later, but none of them get to look back at the script.

    8329 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  11. we all know its true

    8328 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  12. ULPT: Want the council to clean graffiti off your house? Add something obscene or racist to it

    8327 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  13. I’m sure lot of women would appreciate having these

    8326 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  14. "You're fired"

    8326 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  15. anon saw sad woman

    8323 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  16. Well, thanks Jeremy !

    8321 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  17. are you seeing this owl out here man?

    8316 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  18. He thinks he's still a puppy

    8312 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  19. UPDATE: The puppy that was stolen has been returned home safely.

    8310 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  20. anime_irl

    8305 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  21. Prosthetics: Can someone born without a limb (rather than losing it after birth) use advanced prosthetics controlled by nerves and neural pathways?

    8300 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  22. Bouta make my boy Ned dead

    8299 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  23. Don't use your phone at work even though you're using it for work

    8286 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  24. i was here first , no i was here first

    8285 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  25. Just a wild guess...

    8283 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018

  26. Sex isn’t always about sex. Often, it serves as reassurance that your S/O wants you physically and emotionally. It serves as reassurance that they are willing to share something with you that they don’t share with anyone else. Sometimes it’s nice to feel wanted.

    8283 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  27. [WP] Armageddon began, and it quickly became apparent that bullets beat swords and claws every single time. Now Heaven and Hell have joined in an uneasy alliance against the humans who have invaded Hell and begun using its endless fires as a power source.

    8280 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  28. A terrifying summary of Brett Kavanaugh's judicial record

    8274 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  29. My Wife, the Family Budgeter and Accountant

    8273 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  30. Poster for the 30th Anniversary Re-Release of Tim Burton's 'Beetlejuice'

    8273 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  31. My type of woman...

    8268 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  32. oof ouchie my unborn child

    8267 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018

  33. My boyfriend choked me

    8263 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  34. Oops.

    8245 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  35. [Image] Stop procrastinating and get it done!

    8243 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  36. Eating a picture of pewdiepie everyday until he eats a picture of me day: 99

    8238 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  37. Think about it

    8236 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  38. Both adults and kids swear, yet they both refrain from cursing around each other as they believe that the opposite group is offended by it

    8228 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  39. Ah yes, that episode

    8227 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  40. [WP] One day, while your bored and home alone, you start looking up and pressing pressure points on your body. After you hit one behind your ear, a strange board appears in front of you. You’ve just opened the Character Menu. And there’s a lot of settings you didn’t know about...

    8225 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  41. Yeah the floor looks shiny

    8211 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  42. Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car

    8209 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  43. Bully gets schooled

    8208 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  44. The Alert of Mazarbul

    8204 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  45. u/TallAmericano shows up in a thread to explain why corporations push diversity and inclusion beyond the minimums of the law to people arguing against it

    8203 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  46. We are the reporters and survivors of the Capital Gazette mass shooting. Ask Us Anything.

    8197 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  47. This upside down billboard in Kings Cross, Sydney, Australia

    8197 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  48. [Poetry] Say when

    8192 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  49. I like you. I’ll eat you last.

    8191 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  50. [Poetry] We're no longer allowed in IHOP

    8189 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  51. Perfect wedding day

    8181 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  52. [Image] Drew Brees takes the time with his kids in the middle of the game to still be a dad

    8181 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  53. Well my fiancé just left me. She took everything except my _________

    8179 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  54. hmmm

    8179 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  55. When you realise that dankmemes created Spooktober to celebrate Halloween but now that it's officially Halloween day no one makes spooky memes anymore because the meme died 3 weeks ago thanks to the fact that dankmemes can't keep a meme alive for more than a week

    8176 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  56. Seeing an old man screaming at the checkout assistant at coop, because an offer didn't activate and he was overcharged 20p, scaring the poor girl to tears

    8158 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018

  57. Thanos (created with Character Creation in Soulcalibur VI)

    8149 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  58. Tokyo Passes Law Banning LGBTQ Discrimination

    8133 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  59. Limitless paper in a paperless world.

    8129 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  60. Which trope annoys you the most?

    8126 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  61. Cotton candy, colored pencil, 8x10”

    8124 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  62. TIL The Soviet Union allowed theaters to play The Grapes of Wrath because of its depiction of the plight of the poor under capitalism, but it was later withdrawn because Russian audiences were amazed that even the poorest Americans could afford a car.

    8124 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  63. 19th century men be like

    8117 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  64. Ricciardo screaming "Fuck" on his way back to the motorhome

    8104 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  65. Skyrim's Leveling System

    8101 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  66. This girl dressed as work room Trixie at drag con

    8094 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  67. [WP] Due to the way most aliens had evolved, forest fires, house fires and the alike were seen as naturally powerful and not to be interfered with. When humans joined the galactic community, aliens were shocked and intriqued to discover human firefighters.

    8086 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  68. I demand answers

    8086 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  69. Hello there.

    8085 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018

  70. In the break alone everyday with my meal preps like

    8078 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  71. I was almost abducted at 19 at my work and when I reported it minutes after, they did nothing

    8074 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  72. Imposing the “IRS”, I Think This Belong Here

    8074 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018

  73. Man roundhouse-kicks pro-life woman

    8069 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  74. If you were to fall down a skyscraper's elevator shaft, would the Coriolis effect cause you to hit the sides?

    8068 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  75. How can sexual assault be taken seriously when it's treated like a "free pass" traffic violation?

    8063 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  76. I hate people like this. Now everyone else in our group has to cover for his pretentious, lazy ass.

    8062 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  77. JEdI mASteR DevAstATes PapARaZZI at WeDDiNG

    8057 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  78. Trump has reportedly tried to fire John Kelly, but fails because he usually uses Kelly to fire people

    8055 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  79. New York City Movie Map

    8043 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  80. After Becoming A Pilot, Guy Flies Grandmas & Grandpas Of His Village In Their First Flight Ever

    8018 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  81. woMaN thRoWs uP gaNg siGNs To scArE oFf viCtiM

    8017 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  82. BIG IF TRUE

    8016 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  83. Cozy Bedroom

    8014 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  84. Thanks, I almost missed my turn

    8013 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  85. [Poetry] Kanye West and Lil Pump's Amazing Live Performance on SNL

    8010 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  86. Don't Mess with ISIS

    8001 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  87. We didn’t do too bad. (OC)

    7995 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  88. Two redditors one subreddit

    7988 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  89. Everyone is complaining about the trains, at least you don’t have to get my bus

    7980 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  90. At least he's not a bad FBI agent...

    7973 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  91. Own a musket for home defense

    7972 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  92. Let us never forget one of the most wholesome sendoffs of any show

    7954 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  93. Forbidden dark chocolate

    7951 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  94. How to flirt with older lesbians

    7950 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  95. Aerial mad lad

    7949 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  96. When a minor goes to jail, do they automatically drop out of school or can they continue their classes from jail/prison?

    7928 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  97. MRW my wife asks if I'll pick up Taco Bell for dinner while I'm out.

    7925 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  98. Neo hated the 9 to 5 office lifestyle so much that he was willing to become a pseudo deity and risk his life fighting men in suits to save humanity. If that doesn't tell you how much office life sucks, nothing will.

    7920 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  99. [WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with.

    7919 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  100. Alien abduction.

    7915 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018