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Reddit (Oct 2018)
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No smoking alcohol
8367 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018
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My husband has sex with me while I sleep wth?
8361 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018
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Time To Applaud The Parents Who Do The Right Thing For Their Child, And The Doctors That Make It Painless
8358 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018
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Mowing the lawn
8356 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018
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Ooooooooof
8351 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018
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Forbidden chicken
8343 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018
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If a sales agent brings their customer a small gift, the customer is much more likely to make a purchase, suggests a new study. The fact that even small gifts can result in conflicts of interest has implications for where the line should be drawn between tokens of appreciation and attempted bribery.
8343 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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🔥 Vietnamese Mossy Frog looks beautiful 🔥
8340 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018
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It took over 5 minutes for them to get the pillow to hover. I nearly fell asleep.
8334 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018
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Remake a movie with the same actors 5 years later, but none of them get to look back at the script.
8329 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018
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we all know its true
8328 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018
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ULPT: Want the council to clean graffiti off your house? Add something obscene or racist to it
8327 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018
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I’m sure lot of women would appreciate having these
8326 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018
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"You're fired"
8326 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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anon saw sad woman
8323 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018
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Well, thanks Jeremy !
8321 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018
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are you seeing this owl out here man?
8316 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018
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He thinks he's still a puppy
8312 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018
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UPDATE: The puppy that was stolen has been returned home safely.
8310 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018
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anime_irl
8305 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018
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Prosthetics: Can someone born without a limb (rather than losing it after birth) use advanced prosthetics controlled by nerves and neural pathways?
8300 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018
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Bouta make my boy Ned dead
8299 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018
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Don't use your phone at work even though you're using it for work
8286 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018
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i was here first , no i was here first
8285 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018
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Just a wild guess...
8283 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018
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Sex isn’t always about sex. Often, it serves as reassurance that your S/O wants you physically and emotionally. It serves as reassurance that they are willing to share something with you that they don’t share with anyone else. Sometimes it’s nice to feel wanted.
8283 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018
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[WP] Armageddon began, and it quickly became apparent that bullets beat swords and claws every single time. Now Heaven and Hell have joined in an uneasy alliance against the humans who have invaded Hell and begun using its endless fires as a power source.
8280 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018
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A terrifying summary of Brett Kavanaugh's judicial record
8274 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018
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My Wife, the Family Budgeter and Accountant
8273 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018
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Poster for the 30th Anniversary Re-Release of Tim Burton's 'Beetlejuice'
8273 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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My type of woman...
8268 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018
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oof ouchie my unborn child
8267 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018
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My boyfriend choked me
8263 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018
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Oops.
8245 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018
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[Image] Stop procrastinating and get it done!
8243 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018
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Eating a picture of pewdiepie everyday until he eats a picture of me day: 99
8238 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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Think about it
8236 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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Both adults and kids swear, yet they both refrain from cursing around each other as they believe that the opposite group is offended by it
8228 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018
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Ah yes, that episode
8227 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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[WP] One day, while your bored and home alone, you start looking up and pressing pressure points on your body. After you hit one behind your ear, a strange board appears in front of you. You’ve just opened the Character Menu. And there’s a lot of settings you didn’t know about...
8225 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018
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Yeah the floor looks shiny
8211 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car
8209 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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Bully gets schooled
8208 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018
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The Alert of Mazarbul
8204 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018
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u/TallAmericano shows up in a thread to explain why corporations push diversity and inclusion beyond the minimums of the law to people arguing against it
8203 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018
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We are the reporters and survivors of the Capital Gazette mass shooting. Ask Us Anything.
8197 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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This upside down billboard in Kings Cross, Sydney, Australia
8197 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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[Poetry] Say when
8192 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018
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I like you. I’ll eat you last.
8191 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018
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[Poetry] We're no longer allowed in IHOP
8189 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018
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Perfect wedding day
8181 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018
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[Image] Drew Brees takes the time with his kids in the middle of the game to still be a dad
8181 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018
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Well my fiancé just left me. She took everything except my _________
8179 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018
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hmmm
8179 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018
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When you realise that dankmemes created Spooktober to celebrate Halloween but now that it's officially Halloween day no one makes spooky memes anymore because the meme died 3 weeks ago thanks to the fact that dankmemes can't keep a meme alive for more than a week
8176 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018
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Seeing an old man screaming at the checkout assistant at coop, because an offer didn't activate and he was overcharged 20p, scaring the poor girl to tears
8158 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018
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Thanos (created with Character Creation in Soulcalibur VI)
8149 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018
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Tokyo Passes Law Banning LGBTQ Discrimination
8133 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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Limitless paper in a paperless world.
8129 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018
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Which trope annoys you the most?
8126 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018
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Cotton candy, colored pencil, 8x10”
8124 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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TIL The Soviet Union allowed theaters to play The Grapes of Wrath because of its depiction of the plight of the poor under capitalism, but it was later withdrawn because Russian audiences were amazed that even the poorest Americans could afford a car.
8124 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018
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19th century men be like
8117 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018
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Ricciardo screaming "Fuck" on his way back to the motorhome
8104 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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Skyrim's Leveling System
8101 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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This girl dressed as work room Trixie at drag con
8094 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018
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[WP] Due to the way most aliens had evolved, forest fires, house fires and the alike were seen as naturally powerful and not to be interfered with. When humans joined the galactic community, aliens were shocked and intriqued to discover human firefighters.
8086 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018
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I demand answers
8086 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018
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Hello there.
8085 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018
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In the break alone everyday with my meal preps like
8078 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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I was almost abducted at 19 at my work and when I reported it minutes after, they did nothing
8074 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018
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Imposing the “IRS”, I Think This Belong Here
8074 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018
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Man roundhouse-kicks pro-life woman
8069 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018
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If you were to fall down a skyscraper's elevator shaft, would the Coriolis effect cause you to hit the sides?
8068 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018
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How can sexual assault be taken seriously when it's treated like a "free pass" traffic violation?
8063 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018
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I hate people like this. Now everyone else in our group has to cover for his pretentious, lazy ass.
8062 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018
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JEdI mASteR DevAstATes PapARaZZI at WeDDiNG
8057 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018
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Trump has reportedly tried to fire John Kelly, but fails because he usually uses Kelly to fire people
8055 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018
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New York City Movie Map
8043 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018
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After Becoming A Pilot, Guy Flies Grandmas & Grandpas Of His Village In Their First Flight Ever
8018 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018
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woMaN thRoWs uP gaNg siGNs To scArE oFf viCtiM
8017 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018
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BIG IF TRUE
8016 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018
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Cozy Bedroom
8014 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018
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Thanks, I almost missed my turn
8013 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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[Poetry] Kanye West and Lil Pump's Amazing Live Performance on SNL
8010 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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Don't Mess with ISIS
8001 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018
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We didn’t do too bad. (OC)
7995 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018
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Two redditors one subreddit
7988 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018
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Everyone is complaining about the trains, at least you don’t have to get my bus
7980 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018
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At least he's not a bad FBI agent...
7973 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018
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Own a musket for home defense
7972 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018
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Let us never forget one of the most wholesome sendoffs of any show
7954 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018
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Forbidden dark chocolate
7951 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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How to flirt with older lesbians
7950 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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Aerial mad lad
7949 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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When a minor goes to jail, do they automatically drop out of school or can they continue their classes from jail/prison?
7928 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018
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MRW my wife asks if I'll pick up Taco Bell for dinner while I'm out.
7925 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018
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Neo hated the 9 to 5 office lifestyle so much that he was willing to become a pseudo deity and risk his life fighting men in suits to save humanity. If that doesn't tell you how much office life sucks, nothing will.
7920 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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[WP] Humans are one of the most feared species in the galaxy. Not due to superior strength,speed,skill or strategy. In fact, it's because in comparison to the other species, humans are just batshit crazy enough to try any half-assed plan they come up with.
7919 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018
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Alien abduction.
7915 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018