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  1. You have to either wipe or walk away without wiping. Both choices aren’t pleasant.

    7405 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  2. Communication is Key 🔑

    7400 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  3. One hot tip to reduce space in your bag for no reason

    7399 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  4. Innocent Mistake

    7388 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  5. This is it chief

    7386 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  6. I can only write my wife and "family" into the will, huh?

    7380 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018

  7. Inverts himself

    7372 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  8. These crayons in a hospital breakroom

    7372 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  9. If I go down, you will ALL go down with me. (flair repost)

    7367 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  10. When I downvote a post on my phone

    7366 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  11. [WP] Welcome to Boston Dynamics here is your all-access pass and the standard 12 gauge shotgun, remember if anything non-human starts asking questions you shoot it.

    7361 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  12. Alternate Universes

    7357 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  13. Johnny Depp dropped as Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates Of The Caribbean franchise

    7352 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  14. Clapping.

    7350 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  15. I need to shut up and just do my job? Alright

    7348 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  16. My boss is trying to punish me for not registering republican

    7348 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  17. "Rehire James Gunn" Billboard Appears Near Disneyland

    7344 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  18. Doggie superstition

    7340 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  19. Serious question: Why is everyone mad at Bethesda for things breaking.....during an event to figure out what will break?

    7327 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  20. Wholesome Boss/Employee Relationship

    7316 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  21. The Moment of Truth

    7315 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  22. I told you Lane 2!

    7312 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  23. I fixed pete's hat.

    7309 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  24. [WP] Through selective breeding we managed to turn wolves into pugs. For the last 1000 years a secret cult has also been selective breeding, but not with wolves but lizards. Crocodiles, monitors, sneks. The largest and most dangerous, into finally they created their perfect monster... A Dragon.

    7308 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  25. Congratulations, you win!

    7299 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  26. Skilled pilot form the Norwegian Air Ambulance performing a rather difficult temporary landing to drop off medical personnel

    7287 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  27. Im going to cry. This is perfect.

    7274 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018

  28. Having a baby, super excited! But any place around here wants 2-300 weekly for childcare. Where do people who have never budgeted for child care find an extra thousand/1200 dollars in their existing income stream?

    7273 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  29. Nice save

    7271 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  30. I LOVE HER

    7267 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  31. Sad :(

    7264 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  32. [WP] The whole universe is gone, and only two kids were left in the void. "Let's play again," said one of the kids to his only companion, "but this time I'll be God, and you will be the Devil."

    7254 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  33. Hi Reddit, IamA snake rescuer in Cape Town, South Africa - I relocate wild snakes found in people’s homes and businesses back to nature. Ask Me Anything about snakes, snakebite, and snake safety.

    7253 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  34. Not again

    7250 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  35. Husband and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.

    7245 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  36. What

    7243 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  37. Femanon interacts with her uncle

    7243 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  38. Oh look, a tree!

    7240 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  39. Accidental airline seat mix up - move the other guy to business class

    7239 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  40. [WP] The longer you charge an attack, the more powerful it becomes. SWAT charges a punch for 30 seconds to break down a door. You’ve been charging for the last three days.

    7233 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  41. Teen section at a book shop near my college.

    7230 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  42. My old boss is hellbent on getting me fired from my new position

    7225 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  43. WW1 Was a mess from top to bottom

    7207 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  44. Is it just me or is there a little part of you that ever wonders if companies like Google, Facebook, Microsoft etc. have 'that' server sitting in a dusty corner somewhere that nobody dares touch as it underpins everything else.

    7203 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018

  45. How to shake someone at a hostel?

    7197 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  46. Sorry, wrong number

    7194 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  47. Most men get so little positive female attention that they mistake any little bit they get as genuine interest

    7193 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  48. THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE YOUR 2018 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS! 🍻

    7193 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  49. Owl Swoops Over Camera at Perfect moment

    7188 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  50. Not answering a phonecall from my sister resulted in my marriage ending and my son traumatized with not speaking to me in four years.

    7181 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  51. ULPT if you want to know if your date likes you, spill wine on their shirt. If they say “this is my favorite shirt!” You’ll know they dressed their best for you.

    7174 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  52. DeepCreamPy: Decensoring Hentai with Deep Neural Networks

    7168 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  53. What's up with Elon Musk's twitter account and why is he shitposting memes?

    7168 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018

  54. My “bedroom” at an airBNB, extremely cozy

    7165 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  55. Mods are asleep, post actual historical memes

    7154 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  56. Binary vs Sequential Search

    7150 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  57. More divided or more aware of our division?

    7146 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  58. Correcting someone elses child's disrespectful behavior should be acceptable

    7136 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  59. It’s been a stealthy three months

    7134 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  60. Have you ever been asked to be a bridesmaid and declined the offer? If so, why did you decline and how did you tell the bride?

    7131 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  61. Pillowcase

    7122 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  62. Rockstar™ has literally thought of everything so excited to play

    7119 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  63. I'm pissed

    7111 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  64. Eat your greens

    7110 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  65. ELI5: Why do human diets consist of mostly food we have to cook or run the risk of getting sick, while animals are completely fine eating food raw.

    7110 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  66. How do you deal with your girlfriend hating your best mate and constantly insulting him?

    7110 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  67. Humanity has wiped out 60% of animals since 1970, major report finds - The huge loss is a tragedy in itself but also threatens the survival of civilisation, say the world’s leading scientists

    7106 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  68. Should have known better

    7103 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  69. What is the best relationship advice you have ever received?

    7090 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  70. That is a true friend, and that friend is a true madlad

    7085 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  71. If you think that certain fashion ads should be banned because the models are unhealthily skinny, then you should also apply that logic to obese models.

    7076 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  72. A guy sat opposite me on the train shouted ‘MATE’ to get my attention as I had forgotten something when I got up. He passed me the item and then apologised for ‘being rude’ as he had to shout to get my attention. So British it hurts!!

    7074 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  73. An Evening at Mont Saint-Michel [OC][1638x2048]

    7073 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  74. Too true.

    7067 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  75. MRW the third person hits 'Reply All' in response to a company-wide e-mail.

    7067 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  76. UPDATE: Got fired for getting aggressive with supervisor, was actually in hospital during incident (CA)

    7065 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  77. I was watching Scream (1996) and noticed this little detail in the credits. Apparently Wes Craven received a verbal agreement to film at Santa Rosa High School, but later they backed out of their agreement.

    7064 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  78. [CA] My boss told me that I don't get a lunch break for my 8-hour shift because I "can eat at the desk."

    7063 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  79. I live on a narrowboat. Yes, it is my house. No, you can't just come inside for a look. No, you can't take photos of me relaxing in my living room. No, you can't climb on my roof. You wouldn't pull this shit with someone in a brick house.

    7060 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  80. CONGRATULATIONS YOU’VE WON $1,000,000. Don’t type ‘Waluigi’ to win.

    7052 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  81. Find this man a roommate

    7052 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  82. Epic is truly savage, infinitely dabbing on them “OGs”

    7049 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  83. Nice try Kim/Kims son

    7030 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018

  84. Fallout 76 doesn't have a FOV slider, can't change it in the ini file, lacks 16:10/21:9 ultrawide support too

    7029 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  85. It’s midnight, we’re a lil pump subreddit now boys

    7028 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  86. Apple removing headphone adapter from iPhone 8/8+

    7026 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  87. Brain stew

    7022 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018

  88. I [M30] left my girlfriend [F24] in the middle of the night.

    7018 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  89. Long distance boyfriend dropped his phone behind the oven while cooking over FaceTime last night. I documented his misfortune.

    7013 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  90. Mods are asleep, upvote Pepper Jack

    7010 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  91. How do lakes deep underground maintain an ecosystem with no energy input from the Sun?

    7008 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  92. Maths life hack, easy and fast solving of percentages

    7002 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  93. Like... In the p.m.

    6998 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  94. Elders feel disrespected when you don't let them disrespect you.

    6996 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  95. Only in black

    6995 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  96. Neighbors dog coming over to play... love her

    6991 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  97. A rare case of a LAOP actually taking to heart the legal and life advice given to him and learning something from it. (Update from the autistic brother and the hobby shop)

    6987 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  98. In which Boyfriend of the Year builds his partner a wheelchair ramp and the Neighbor wants it torn down

    6985 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  99. Mario party is released in Asia!

    6966 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  100. r/politics might be 1 of the worst and most misleading subreddit

    6963 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018