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  1. Lunch Atop Tilted Towers

    25922 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  2. Donald Trump Says He's Too 'Busy' to Visit U.S. Troops Overseas but Has Played Golf Almost 70 Times

    25922 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  3. Me pulling up with all the love and affection I have to offer

    25914 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  4. 90 kids will remember.

    25888 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  5. Rogue one is a prequel

    25887 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  6. Black Plague (1347-1351)

    25885 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  7. My wife has been waiting for 2 days for me to open fridge. Lol

    25881 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  8. My sister rescues strays. One got preggers before she could get it spayed. This is one of the three kittens from that litter. Meet my new floof, Zucchini.

    25878 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  9. Y'all better not do this 😤😤

    25872 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  10. Has Mueller Subpoenaed the President?

    25869 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  11. Lil Xanax

    25868 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  12. The fact that Yoda is balding with some white hair implies that at one point he had a beautiful head of full hair

    25862 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  13. What would Jesus fly?

    25833 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  14. I would like to know too.

    25825 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  15. TIL that Charlie Chaplin was criticized because he did not volunteer during the First World War. Although he registered for the U.S. draft, he received thousands of white feathers and angry letters. It was later revealed that he was rejected because he was undersized and underweight.

    25816 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  16. hmmm

    25809 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  17. Earlier this year, my brother and I drove a busted-up old jeep across the Caucasus and Central Asia. This morning, sunrise in the Wakhan Corridor was without a doubt one of the most memorable. More info in the comments. [7360x4000][OC]

    25801 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  18. Beto O'Rourke says Ted Cruz has second-worst bipartisanship record of all senators in 25 years

    25800 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  19. Annoying college girl gets sentenced for false rape accusation.

    25800 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  20. The true Dunder Mifflin alignment chart.

    25793 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  21. Also a lot less expensive

    25782 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  22. Bless

    25782 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  23. She's really hungry, guys. 😢

    25776 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  24. This is how autumn look in Poland [OC] 3000x4500

    25775 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  25. Our local Radiology Center painted the speed bumps at the upscale mall pink.

    25765 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  26. These guys can proudly say they starred in the Matrix

    25763 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  27. Somewhere out there a raised truck now honks in a higher register.

    25755 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  28. It would be absolutely beyond the pale.

    25754 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  29. Burning leaves with gasoline WCGW?

    25751 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  30. I'm not so photogenic but my new homie is! Hope he fits in here :)

    25738 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  31. The one that got away

    25731 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  32. Apple quotes customer $1,200 to fix one bent pin on a ribbon cable.

    25719 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  33. TIL that Jimmy Carter has been alive for almost 38 years since leaving office. This is the longest post presidential time in U.S. History.

    25709 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  34. Russia's top female anti-corruption officer is shot dead in the street as a senior Putin aide heads the murder investigation into her death

    25704 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  35. When Crop Dusting is Out of the Question

    25703 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  36. My father has been taking the same bus to work and back for the last 5 years. Today, all the regular commuters gave a farewell to the bus conductor on his last working day.

    25674 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  37. No DNA test required!

    25662 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  38. Stan Lee Breaks His Silence: Those I Trusted Betrayed Me

    25655 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  39. Burnout pie

    25646 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  40. TIL there is an island in the pacific called Yap that uses circular stones as currency. The stones are too large to move so the ownership of the stones is passed by word of mouth to transact business. The location of the stone is irrelevant even in the case of one lost on the bottom of the sea

    25627 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  41. Pro-privacy search engine DuckDuckGo hits 30M daily searches, up 50% in a year

    25615 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  42. And then the sales went up $500%

    25613 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  43. Apple's New Proprietary Software Locks Kill Independent Repair on New MacBook Pros - Failure to run Apple's proprietary diagnostic software after a repair "will result in an inoperative system and an incomplete repair."

    25606 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  44. Kids give pizza man a wholesome welcome

    25604 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  45. Cinemarks Fill a “Bucket” of Candy

    25591 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  46. My 96 y/o grandmother wanted to dress up like a Starbucks barista this Halloween. I think she hit it out of the park.

    25580 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  47. ULPT: Paper due at 11:59? Nowhere close to being done? Submit a paper you've done for another class and then use the time between then and when your professor emails you saying, "Oops! Looks like you submitted the wrong paper" to work on your actual paper

    25533 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  48. Lol what are you doing man .....

    25521 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018

  49. Proper technique.

    25516 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  50. PLAAAAYYYY WITH ME

    25516 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  51. “Real” Swiss Army Knife issued to my brother in the Swiss army

    25509 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  52. Cop listens to his dad reflexes when confronting two young kids, and gives them a lesson.

    25507 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  53. Wholesome Keanu

    25494 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  54. The Malaysian government has announced it will not allow any further expansion of oil palm plantations, and that it intends to maintain forest cover at 50%. Malaymail

    25493 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  55. MRW I finally noticed that my car's GPS shows gas stations on the map when the low fuel light comes on.

    25469 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  56. This is the 3,000 year old foot of an Egyptian mummy that was found with a prosthetic toe. It‘s likely the earliest practical prosthesis ever discovered.

    25454 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  57. If i add water to the chocolate fountain.

    25449 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018

  58. Retail workers of Reddit, what is the most desperate scam a customer has tried to pull on you?

    25441 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018

  59. The baddest bitch ❤

    25438 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  60. Jason has a good point

    25420 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  61. Emma Watson dressed up as Wonder Woman!

    25415 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  62. Never buying from Wish.com again.

    25409 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  63. You don’t spoil the magic when your son actually believes he is so strong that he is lifting you off the ground! 🏋️‍♂️😹

    25395 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  64. That's so adorable

    25389 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  65. This welcome home never gets old.

    25386 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  66. Cardi B on aunt duty

    25380 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  67. He has a wife and 3 kids

    25372 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  68. People who accidentally sent nudes to the wrong people, how was the aftermath?

    25367 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  69. Procrastinating is just enjoying all the side quests in life whilst you delay the main quest story mission.

    25355 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  70. MRW I finally get a date with a high school crush 10 years after graduation and she spends part of the date talking about the weird and awkward stuff I did back then

    25333 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  71. acting like they don’t remember what they did to you 😪

    25330 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  72. SpaceX Falcon 9 launch from DTLA

    25315 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  73. TURN ON YOUR SOUND LISTEN TO HIM BARK

    25315 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  74. Black Woman in a TV Commercial Starter Pack

    25305 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  75. Man will do anything to help out his wife.

    25283 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  76. Hole in one?

    25274 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018

  77. My Gatorade froze into a cool array of blues

    25264 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  78. Bob Ross decided to stop by Iowa this morning.

    25263 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  79. GOP Senator David Perdue Faces Battery Lawsuit After Snatching Student's Phone

    25240 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  80. Elizabeth Olsen with minimal makeup

    25240 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  81. All you need is patience and you'll win their heart.

    25217 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  82. Amazing

    25211 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  83. If the most interesting thing about you is your sexual orientation, you’re boring.

    25209 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  84. from friendzone to boyfriend

    25167 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  85. My wife said to me: "If you won the lottery, would you still love me?"

    25166 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  86. The real spooky season is after Halloween

    25156 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  87. Sears started out as a mail-order catalog that would deliver packages right to your door. It was driven to bankruptcy by an internet site that delivers packages right to your door.

    25155 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  88. Just made a batch of caramels and after cutting them I had an oddly satisfying moment 😋

    25143 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  89. White woman dubbed 'Golfcart Gail' calls police on black father at soccer game

    25140 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  90. This apple peeler my dad just bought

    25122 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  91. The maddest of the lads

    25120 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  92. Geometric battle suit done by Nissaco at ‘No line no gain’ tattoo studio in Japan, Osaka.

    25119 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  93. Sorry kid, I tried to help

    25117 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018

  94. ‘This is live voter suppression’: Black Voters Matter blocked from taking Georgia seniors to vote

    25114 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  95. Got the National Emergency Text today

    25104 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  96. Let doggo in... is snow

    25079 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  97. Bad men do not set the STANDARD for all men

    25063 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  98. Being Skinny starter pack

    25053 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  99. Oof

    25047 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  100. Annoying comments that still get upvoted for some reason starter pack

    25046 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018