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  1. when i was 8 years old, i thought it would be cool to have glasses

    3929 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  2. During sex, I like to think about ____________.

    3923 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  3. Why can't the water being stored at Fukushima be reused for cooling?

    3911 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  4. Ask Carolyn Gotti, sister-in-law to John Gotti, aka "The Teflon Don" Anything

    3911 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  5. I respect new mothers and all but...

    3906 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  6. Why don't single engine planes roll in the opposite direction the propellor is turning, similar to helicopters with no tail rotor?

    3903 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018

  7. anime_irl

    3900 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  8. MaNiACaL DoOgS LaUGh aS NUcLeaR BoMB HiTs CiTy

    3899 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  9. I'm so glad you are with us today. Your feelings matter and you make this world better just by being here. You are loved.

    3894 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  10. Drake to Facebook to respond about the Pusha T interview on Joe Budden's podcast

    3888 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  11. [Spoilers] Game of Thrones gets even better on a rewatch

    3884 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  12. Wtf is wrong with people?

    3883 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  13. [WP] Everytime you think of a funny joke, this girl in your class always laughs, you chalk it up to coincidence but you think to yourself, "If you can read my mind, slap the table three times" the the girl looks over at you, stares right into your eyes, and slowly slaps the table three times.

    3875 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  14. What happened to the man that protested in Tiananmen square against the tank?

    3866 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  15. LPT: If your indoor cat is lost outdoors, put their liter box outside. They can smell it up to a mile away and find their way home.

    3865 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  16. An Ottoman judge gives sexual advice and a dildo to a woman who is dissatisfied with her incompetent husband (1721)

    3863 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  17. New Photo of 'John Wick 3: Parabellum'

    3861 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  18. I was slightly wounded at the PULSE nightclub shooting, but no one knows because I'm in the closet

    3857 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  19. Betty White should pose for Playboy before she dies.

    3854 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018

  20. My friend owed me $50 and kept putting off giving it to me. So one night when I stayed over at his place I took the money out of his wallet while he was asleep.

    3850 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  21. What causes an ice age, and is it possible for us to have another one/when could the nearest one be?

    3848 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  22. Mushroom popped up in front yard this morning that resembles a brain just in time for October

    3846 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  23. CMV: Elizabeth Warren's decision to release her DNA results, and the way in which they were released, was both strategically​ and morally wrong​

    3839 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  24. This morning the kitchen manager at my job left this on the counter while he was working. For freebasing?

    3829 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  25. Chris Jenkins is Kicked Out of a Bar on Halloween Night in 2002, Goes Missing and His Body Turns Up in the Mississippi River Four Months Later: Police Suspect Accidental Drowning, but Reclassify His Death as a Homicide in 2006

    3825 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  26. Take off your nametag before shopping

    3812 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  27. I only became friends with my best friend because he as so horribly bullied I believed he was on the verge of shooting the school.

    3810 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  28. Annoyed a high school teacher by drinking water

    3792 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  29. The Romans looked at Germania as an expensive place to conquer that wouldn't bring in enough revenue to be worthwhile. But 500 years later, Charlemagne gladly conquered Bavaria and Saxony. Had the Germans become rich and worth conquering? What did Charlemagne see that the Romans did not?

    3792 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  30. Italian Maremma sheepdog makes a loving offer one can't refuse...!

    3784 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  31. CMV: A coding course offering a flat £500 discount to women is unfair, inefficient, and potentially illegal.

    3780 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018

  32. Police showed up at my house and commit me to a mental hospital for 12 days [NJ]

    3773 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  33. Name is always wrong...

    3770 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  34. You are sent back in time to September 4th, 2001. Can you stop 9/11?

    3769 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  35. Citizens band together to get a drunk driver off the road

    3769 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  36. Mira sexually propositions a 10 year old as a "joke"

    3757 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  37. Do not stare, far down the road

    3755 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  38. What are some driving habits you have that you don’t notice with others?

    3755 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  39. The earthquake and tsunami caused an immense damage in Palu, Indonesia. But few people have seen or really understand the process of liquefaction, here caught on satellite in a time lapse

    3753 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  40. Why were ancient sanitation ideas lost by the time the medieval/middle ages came around?

    3752 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  41. I was accused of sexual assault when I was in preschool

    3748 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  42. Overweight people have more skin than average people so that basically makes them ***more skinny***

    3747 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  43. A LEGO StarWars enthusiast has his whole collection stolen.

    3740 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  44. What's better than sex?

    3739 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  45. Companies have to pay a tax based on the amount of plastics and non biodegradable items in their construction and packaging. Money raised would be used to fund recycling. Products would become more expensive either reducing demand or forcing companies to innovate ultimately reducing pollution.

    3733 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  46. Have spent a lot of time teaching my new dog. So here it is!

    3733 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  47. found on facebook

    3720 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  48. Time lapse of dodging growing t-storms

    3717 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  49. Maybe Maybe Maybe

    3710 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  50. What a bad mother.

    3702 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  51. CMV: Climate change should be the the focus in upcoming elections.

    3701 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  52. Company not matching 401k even though policy says they will.

    3698 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  53. Youtube Premium cost me my marriage

    3695 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  54. If you like this game, stop reading this subreddit

    3681 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  55. An interesting title

    3679 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  56. The final fight scene between Bane and Batman in The Dark Knight Rises is the only scene where the Caped Crusader appears in daylight.

    3679 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  57. We financed a puppy, but no one said anything about a loan!

    3679 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018

  58. OP's trusted doctor "checked her virginity," and OP needs to know if that constitutes assault.

    3665 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  59. Don't do it Poland

    3664 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  60. Does anybody actually willingly watch advertisements? Am I alone in that I ALWAYS mute and look at something else while counting down until the ad is over, as a personal conviction?

    3659 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  61. Mother of the year wants OP committed so she can somehow cash out his life insurance?

    3657 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  62. Mad

    3649 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  63. Journalist Scott Stedman is warning of an attempted Mueller smear story tomorrow

    3648 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  64. Teamwork!

    3643 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  65. You are formally invited to make a millionaire, this fabulous October. Please comment, enter at your liege. [Drawing Thread #35]

    3642 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  66. [Rant] "This restaurant is NOT friendly towards (insert group)!"

    3625 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  67. Tipping should never be required in the service industry

    3617 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  68. Paratrooper left dangling mid air as rip cord becomes entangled in static line

    3610 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  69. s͍̼͉̠̤h̗͍̦̞̲̼̕a̹̘̪r̡̨̙͕p̷̢͕̜̦̤̲ͅ

    3597 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  70. How to tell if you’re parents are insane. ***Hint***They may have forced you to sign a POA without reading it but it’s your fault because you’re mentally disabled.

    3597 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  71. Survival

    3596 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  72. LAOP is a teen who is being harassed by another teen at school, who has allegedly sexually assaulted three other teens. She warned him to leave her alone, but nevertheless he persisted. She, a black belt in Taekwondo, responded to his assaults by jabbing him in the nose. Guess who’s being punished?

    3593 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  73. Yasiel Puig takes his walk

    3591 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  74. One Piece: Chapter 921

    3578 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  75. $500 away from paying off $10k in 18 months making 28k/yr. My car blew up yesterday.

    3576 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  76. Who in the absolute hell can defeat Flashgod (Flash highballed to his absolute limits by people on this subreddit)?

    3576 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  77. Chaos in the pits at 2016 British Grand Prix

    3571 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  78. Attempts to "de-stigmatize' menstruation by smearing yourself with blood on social media are counter-productive?

    3571 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  79. Some lady keeps trying to schedule me for 7.30am meetings

    3565 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  80. What is going on with the Brazilian presidential election? Do Brazilians agree with Bolsonaro? Why?

    3562 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018

  81. Peter Jackson brings First World War to life with restored coloured footage in new documentary

    3559 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  82. My boyfriends birthday is today and he is mad that I didnt make a big deal about it. The only reason i didnt is because he told me not to.

    3553 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  83. How can I eli5 to my dad that mining is not worth it.

    3553 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  84. Have you ever inherited "the mystery server?"

    3552 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  85. Slow and painful way to go.

    3549 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  86. I Do Not Control The Traffic Light Sir

    3536 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  87. I have to write an FCAT essay? Ok, I'll write it about the FCAT.

    3532 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  88. Feds Make Several Arrests In Connection With Charlottesville Violence

    3530 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  89. We saved $35k for my brother in law who has no debts, no savings and no marketable skills, what do we advise him?

    3527 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018

  90. Can Batman guide a tortoise across the US during the zombie apocalypse?

    3527 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  91. Academically successful men, what were your study techniques?

    3512 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  92. *NSFW* Do any girls on here actually have orgasms from intercourse????

    3512 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  93. How to Have Fun Alone in Your Bedroom (Girls Only)

    3511 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  94. [Meme] Don't Touch Mr Bubz's Sandwich

    3509 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  95. Am I the only one who feels that people don’t like me if we’ve not spoken in more than a week?

    3492 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  96. Have you ever broken up with someone you loved because you felt your emotional needs weren't being met?

    3487 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  97. LPT: Everyone should go to the movies alone at least once. Even if you think it will be weird or uncomfortable, you might find it surprisingly liberating.

    3475 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  98. “We boutta get that bread”

    3470 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  99. [Request] Networking Enhancements - Detailed Information And Roadmap

    3470 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  100. Sears files for bankruptcy

    3468 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018