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Reddit (Oct 2018)
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American soldiers on their way home from World War II, 1945.
35500 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018
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Police drone intercepts illegal drone with skynet
35481 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018
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Megathread: Likely Explosive Devices Addressed to Former President Obama and Former Secretary Clinton Intercepted by Law Enforcement, Linked to Device Sent to Democratic Donor George Soros
35472 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018
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This DMV Employee Dressed Up As A Sloth On Halloween
35450 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018
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Up to 9.5 million net neutrality comments were made with stolen identities
35444 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018
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TIL that, due to a pilot shortage, Chinese airlines are paying airline pilots $300k a year, tax free
35431 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018
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These asshole neighbors know exactly what they are doing
35431 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018
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Tifu by not understanding that 3.5 grams can be a fuckload
35430 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018
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TIL that at the request of President Truman, Coca-Cola made a special clear version of Coke for Soviet Marshal Georgy Zhukov, so he could pretend he was drinking vodka rather than an American drink
35425 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018
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And they say teenagers shouldn’t be allowed to trick-or-treat.
35419 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018
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TIL the Mayans created scenes very similar to today's modern comics, including speech bubbles, stink lines and naughty jokes. In one scene, a cheeky rabbit (dubbed the "Mayan Bugs Bunny") tells an old man to "smell your sweat, wizard penis."
35400 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018
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What’s an unspoken rule that is universally accepted?
35393 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018
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😂😂
35379 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018
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One of the most beautiful snakes in the world.
35347 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018
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Saudi Arabia on Khashoggi: ‘We Don’t Know Where the Body Is’
35340 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018
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"Can you tell me where the nearest Starbucks is?" "That Street" "This street?" "No, That Street"
35329 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018
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It Seems Bad That the Guy Running for Governor in Georgia Is Also In Charge of Who Gets to Vote in Georgia
35315 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018
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If I annoy someone
35314 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018
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I think Skate Games are a bit rare these days, so I am making one
35300 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018
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The doors in this psyche ward that won’t allow you to hang yourself.
35298 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018
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When you choke on water, you’ve failed at breathing and drinking, the two most important activities in your life.
35295 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018
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TIme is an illusion
35248 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018
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Avery Johnson was always the best.
35213 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018
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'Complete control': Apple accused of overpricing, restricting device repairs
35195 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018
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Mechanics of Reddit, what are the biggest signs a shop is a bad choice, such as being scammed or hustled into fixing things that don't really need fixed or bad mechanics?
35177 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018
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In response to the Catholic candidate in Idaho who suggested that the death penalty for women who obtain abortions would cut the abortion rate, I say this: the death penalty for Catholic priests who rape children would cut pedophilia within the church.
35156 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018
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People who love their job make the world a little brighter.
35137 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018
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How Lokomotiv Moscow’s pitch invader escaped from security... 😎👏
35116 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018
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What is your "accidently caught your spouse" cheating horror story?
35108 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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What was the cringiest thing you did in your first relationship?
35102 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018
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Los Angeles - 1950s
35096 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018
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My neighbor, using the gate to a fence as a raft, after hurricane Irma hit. He turned to me and yelled, "I feel like a true Haitian now."
35094 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018
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This Day in Trump History: Trump admitted he 'brilliantly used' tax laws to pay as little as possible. Yesterday the New York Times published a massive dive explaining how the Trump family schemed to commit a $400,000,000 tax fraud. They stole from the rest of us so they could have gold toilets.
35077 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018
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Grandpa dresses up like UP film character so dog can be included
35068 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018
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I just finished my 2018 pumpkin carving.... "The Mad Titan, Thanos". I hope reddit enjoys it!
35062 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018
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Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water.
35037 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018
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You can never be too sure.
35036 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018
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My dad named his car "VCINITY" so he could always tell people he was in the vicinity when he came to visit them. C. 1990.
35027 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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(Awkward silence)
34996 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018
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This is an ideal example of how tornadoes can come out of no where
34989 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018
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Father and son switched places for Halloween
34977 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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This Jeep riding next to me in Salem (witch town), Massachusetts
34975 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018
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The U.N. estimates that there are currently 7.7 billion people alive on Earth. What is something not even ONE of them is doing right now?
34959 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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It be ya own grandma
34949 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018
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Toronto police to Canadians: stop snitching on your neighbors about marijuana
34897 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018
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Couples of reddit, what sex toy/equipment drastically improved your sex life and was worth the buy?
34894 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018
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Emo dissapeared because now everyone wants to die and it isn't special anymore.
34874 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018
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This kid saved his money all year to buy a PS4 for his Dad.
34870 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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A new Garfield piece by Will Burke
34858 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018
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Lung cancer deaths are 28 percent lower in California compared to the rest of the country and the gap is widening each year by almost a percentage point. The State’s long-term, aggressive tobacco control programs are cited as the primary reason.
34846 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018
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Gab.com goes down in wake of Pittsburgh shooting, after far-right social network is dropped by tech companies
34823 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018
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What is something that MOST adults can do, but you, for whatever reason, cannot pull off?
34813 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018
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savage
34777 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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The scariest idea I could think of for a spooky pumpkin
34761 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018
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Red Dead Redemption 2 - If you turn off the mini-map, NPC's dialogue will change - giving you directions involving routes and landmarks
34760 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018
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Perfection.
34755 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018
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I have just met you and already love you
34739 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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My uncle made a jack-o'-pineapple.
34701 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018
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To the woman in front of me at the grocery store
34699 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018
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My 74 year old grandpa with COPD and I on a roller coaster. He was so excited!
34684 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018
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Still best friends
34656 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018
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Kamala Harris proposes bill to repeal GOP tax cuts, give money to working class families
34654 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018
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His reaction is priceless
34644 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018
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TIL that at Jon Bon Jovi's restaurant, JBJ Soul Kitchen, you can pay for your meal with either a donation or one hour of volunteer work in the kitchen. In 2014, JBJ served 11,500 meals, and half of them were paid for with a donation, and the other half were paid for with volunteer work.
34625 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018
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Traveling problems 😡
34622 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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oops my bad, hold up and lemme fix this real quick
34619 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018
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A Christian woman who was sentenced to death in Pakistan for blasphemy has won her appeal and been acquitted in a landmark ruling.
34614 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018
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Hold up
34581 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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The best magician
34562 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018
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Don't mess with this guy
34560 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018
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Let her go
34469 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018
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The rarest beanie babies ever sold
34455 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018
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1st, 2nd and 3rd Place in the Miss Correct Posture Contest pose with trophies and their X-rays (1956)
34455 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018
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The first 0.0 rating on Barstool Pizza Review.
34439 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018
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Then they interrogate you after they leave
34436 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018
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This McDonalds has a "drive-thru" for boats. Located in Hamburg, Germany.
34430 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018
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TIL Ernest Thompson Seton, one of the founding pioneers of the Boy Scouts of America, was presented with an invoice for all the expenses connected with his childhood, by his father, including the fee charged by the doctor who delivered him. He paid the bill, but never spoke to his father again.
34427 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018
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When we first got Annabel, the vet insisted she was a Pomeranian mix and would top out at 15 pounds. ... I think my Pomeranian is defective. 😒
34390 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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My twin cats meeting their new baby brother! 😹❤️
34384 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018
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Moray rapist who tried to cheat justice by claiming he was too fat to appear in court died of heart disease
34319 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018
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A dog trapped in a toucan's body
34317 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018
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The local council has info cards on the trees in the park...
34313 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018
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Reminder about the dude who likes to drink beer but never got black out drunk or raped a woman.
34296 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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After that Drake interview Kayne is double cancelled
34293 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018
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playing the odds
34269 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018
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My favorite measuring spoons - quarter and half spoons
34262 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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TIL Kelly Blue Book has been purchased by Autotrader (used car seller) and NADA Guides has been purchased by J.D. Power (a P.R. firm) and no longer give accurate values of used cars.
34251 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018
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This will probably be me in a few years
34218 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018
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Climate scientists are struggling to find the right words for very bad news: The group must not only tell governments what we know about climate change - but how close they have brought us to the edge.
34217 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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LPT: If someone is annoying you because they play music on their phones in trains/public places, just sing along their song, they will be weirded out and turn it off.
34213 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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Doggo is boss
34211 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018
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🔥 Many birds don't have prominent eyelashes, but some have: secretary birds sport wonderful ones
34203 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018
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Firefighter Kevin is mentally challenged
34168 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018
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The 3D printer at my school messed up printing out this mug
34147 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018
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At 96, world's oldest Nobel laureate is back researching solar because Trump abandoned Paris climate accord
34135 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018
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I am a wizard
34131 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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The ultimate co-op campaign.
34123 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018
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This is my Locked Screen & Home Screen
34108 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018
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Found three 1969 news papers about the moon landing in an old chest in the attic.
34106 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018
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My best man was a good boi
34099 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018