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  1. American soldiers on their way home from World War II, 1945.

    35500 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  2. Police drone intercepts illegal drone with skynet

    35481 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  3. Megathread: Likely Explosive Devices Addressed to Former President Obama and Former Secretary Clinton Intercepted by Law Enforcement, Linked to Device Sent to Democratic Donor George Soros

    35472 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  4. This DMV Employee Dressed Up As A Sloth On Halloween

    35450 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  5. Up to 9.5 million net neutrality comments were made with stolen identities

    35444 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  6. TIL that, due to a pilot shortage, Chinese airlines are paying airline pilots $300k a year, tax free

    35431 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018

  7. These asshole neighbors know exactly what they are doing

    35431 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  8. Tifu by not understanding that 3.5 grams can be a fuckload

    35430 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  9. TIL that at the request of President Truman, Coca-Cola made a special clear version of Coke for Soviet Marshal Georgy Zhukov, so he could pretend he was drinking vodka rather than an American drink

    35425 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  10. And they say teenagers shouldn’t be allowed to trick-or-treat.

    35419 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  11. TIL the Mayans created scenes very similar to today's modern comics, including speech bubbles, stink lines and naughty jokes. In one scene, a cheeky rabbit (dubbed the "Mayan Bugs Bunny") tells an old man to "smell your sweat, wizard penis."

    35400 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  12. What’s an unspoken rule that is universally accepted?

    35393 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  13. 😂😂

    35379 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  14. One of the most beautiful snakes in the world.

    35347 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  15. Saudi Arabia on Khashoggi: ‘We Don’t Know Where the Body Is’

    35340 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  16. "Can you tell me where the nearest Starbucks is?" "That Street" "This street?" "No, That Street"

    35329 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018

  17. It Seems Bad That the Guy Running for Governor in Georgia Is Also In Charge of Who Gets to Vote in Georgia

    35315 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  18. If I annoy someone

    35314 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  19. I think Skate Games are a bit rare these days, so I am making one

    35300 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  20. The doors in this psyche ward that won’t allow you to hang yourself.

    35298 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  21. When you choke on water, you’ve failed at breathing and drinking, the two most important activities in your life.

    35295 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  22. TIme is an illusion

    35248 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  23. Avery Johnson was always the best.

    35213 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  24. 'Complete control': Apple accused of overpricing, restricting device repairs

    35195 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  25. Mechanics of Reddit, what are the biggest signs a shop is a bad choice, such as being scammed or hustled into fixing things that don't really need fixed or bad mechanics?

    35177 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  26. In response to the Catholic candidate in Idaho who suggested that the death penalty for women who obtain abortions would cut the abortion rate, I say this: the death penalty for Catholic priests who rape children would cut pedophilia within the church.

    35156 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  27. People who love their job make the world a little brighter.

    35137 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018

  28. How Lokomotiv Moscow’s pitch invader escaped from security... 😎👏

    35116 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  29. What is your "accidently caught your spouse" cheating horror story?

    35108 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  30. What was the cringiest thing you did in your first relationship?

    35102 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  31. Los Angeles - 1950s

    35096 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  32. My neighbor, using the gate to a fence as a raft, after hurricane Irma hit. He turned to me and yelled, "I feel like a true Haitian now."

    35094 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  33. This Day in Trump History: Trump admitted he 'brilliantly used' tax laws to pay as little as possible. Yesterday the New York Times published a massive dive explaining how the Trump family schemed to commit a $400,000,000 tax fraud. They stole from the rest of us so they could have gold toilets.

    35077 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  34. Grandpa dresses up like UP film character so dog can be included

    35068 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  35. I just finished my 2018 pumpkin carving.... "The Mad Titan, Thanos". I hope reddit enjoys it!

    35062 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018

  36. Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water.

    35037 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  37. You can never be too sure.

    35036 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  38. My dad named his car "VCINITY" so he could always tell people he was in the vicinity when he came to visit them. C. 1990.

    35027 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  39. (Awkward silence)

    34996 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  40. This is an ideal example of how tornadoes can come out of no where

    34989 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  41. Father and son switched places for Halloween

    34977 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  42. This Jeep riding next to me in Salem (witch town), Massachusetts

    34975 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  43. The U.N. estimates that there are currently 7.7 billion people alive on Earth. What is something not even ONE of them is doing right now?

    34959 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  44. It be ya own grandma

    34949 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  45. Toronto police to Canadians: stop snitching on your neighbors about marijuana

    34897 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  46. Couples of reddit, what sex toy/equipment drastically improved your sex life and was worth the buy?

    34894 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  47. Emo dissapeared because now everyone wants to die and it isn't special anymore.

    34874 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  48. This kid saved his money all year to buy a PS4 for his Dad.

    34870 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  49. A new Garfield piece by Will Burke

    34858 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  50. Lung cancer deaths are 28 percent lower in California compared to the rest of the country and the gap is widening each year by almost a percentage point. The State’s long-term, aggressive tobacco control programs are cited as the primary reason.

    34846 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  51. Gab.com goes down in wake of Pittsburgh shooting, after far-right social network is dropped by tech companies

    34823 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  52. What is something that MOST adults can do, but you, for whatever reason, cannot pull off?

    34813 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  53. savage

    34777 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  54. The scariest idea I could think of for a spooky pumpkin

    34761 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018

  55. Red Dead Redemption 2 - If you turn off the mini-map, NPC's dialogue will change - giving you directions involving routes and landmarks

    34760 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  56. Perfection.

    34755 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018

  57. I have just met you and already love you

    34739 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  58. My uncle made a jack-o'-pineapple.

    34701 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  59. To the woman in front of me at the grocery store

    34699 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  60. My 74 year old grandpa with COPD and I on a roller coaster. He was so excited!

    34684 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  61. Still best friends

    34656 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  62. Kamala Harris proposes bill to repeal GOP tax cuts, give money to working class families

    34654 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  63. His reaction is priceless

    34644 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  64. TIL that at Jon Bon Jovi's restaurant, JBJ Soul Kitchen, you can pay for your meal with either a donation or one hour of volunteer work in the kitchen. In 2014, JBJ served 11,500 meals, and half of them were paid for with a donation, and the other half were paid for with volunteer work.

    34625 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  65. Traveling problems 😡

    34622 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  66. oops my bad, hold up and lemme fix this real quick

    34619 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018

  67. A Christian woman who was sentenced to death in Pakistan for blasphemy has won her appeal and been acquitted in a landmark ruling.

    34614 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  68. Hold up

    34581 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  69. The best magician

    34562 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018

  70. Don't mess with this guy

    34560 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  71. Let her go

    34469 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018

  72. The rarest beanie babies ever sold

    34455 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  73. 1st, 2nd and 3rd Place in the Miss Correct Posture Contest pose with trophies and their X-rays (1956)

    34455 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  74. The first 0.0 rating on Barstool Pizza Review.

    34439 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  75. Then they interrogate you after they leave

    34436 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  76. This McDonalds has a "drive-thru" for boats. Located in Hamburg, Germany.

    34430 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  77. TIL Ernest Thompson Seton, one of the founding pioneers of the Boy Scouts of America, was presented with an invoice for all the expenses connected with his childhood, by his father, including the fee charged by the doctor who delivered him. He paid the bill, but never spoke to his father again.

    34427 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  78. When we first got Annabel, the vet insisted she was a Pomeranian mix and would top out at 15 pounds. ... I think my Pomeranian is defective. 😒

    34390 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  79. My twin cats meeting their new baby brother! 😹❤️

    34384 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018

  80. Moray rapist who tried to cheat justice by claiming he was too fat to appear in court died of heart disease

    34319 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  81. A dog trapped in a toucan's body

    34317 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  82. The local council has info cards on the trees in the park...

    34313 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018

  83. Reminder about the dude who likes to drink beer but never got black out drunk or raped a woman.

    34296 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  84. After that Drake interview Kayne is double cancelled

    34293 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  85. playing the odds

    34269 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  86. My favorite measuring spoons - quarter and half spoons

    34262 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  87. TIL Kelly Blue Book has been purchased by Autotrader (used car seller) and NADA Guides has been purchased by J.D. Power (a P.R. firm) and no longer give accurate values of used cars.

    34251 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  88. This will probably be me in a few years

    34218 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  89. Climate scientists are struggling to find the right words for very bad news: The group must not only tell governments what we know about climate change - but how close they have brought us to the edge.

    34217 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  90. LPT: If someone is annoying you because they play music on their phones in trains/public places, just sing along their song, they will be weirded out and turn it off.

    34213 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  91. Doggo is boss

    34211 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018

  92. 🔥 Many birds don't have prominent eyelashes, but some have: secretary birds sport wonderful ones

    34203 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  93. Firefighter Kevin is mentally challenged

    34168 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  94. The 3D printer at my school messed up printing out this mug

    34147 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  95. At 96, world's oldest Nobel laureate is back researching solar because Trump abandoned Paris climate accord

    34135 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  96. I am a wizard

    34131 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  97. The ultimate co-op campaign.

    34123 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  98. This is my Locked Screen & Home Screen

    34108 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  99. Found three 1969 news papers about the moon landing in an old chest in the attic.

    34106 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  100. My best man was a good boi

    34099 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018