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Reddit (Oct 2018)

  1. OP didn't want baby to be assigned a SSN; hospital did so, anyway.

    6052 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  2. Shampoo is very useful for men.

    6046 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  3. My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid. “State of the Art,” he said, “It cost me a fortune.”

    6044 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  4. I love those quick conversations with strangers.

    6041 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  5. This chimp shows his friend not to mess with the humans

    6031 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  6. Map showing where the most visitors come from for each country

    6027 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  7. Neckbeard And His Brother Go On Vacation To Japan

    6019 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018

  8. Where the hell are you supposed to look when walking up stairs right behind a woman?

    6015 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  9. What do you think when you see a woman’s nipples through her shirt

    6013 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  10. I accidentally made my cat gay and he thinks I’m his lover

    6007 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  11. (Kansas) Renters buried fetus in my backyard

    6003 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  12. Rumour: Animal Crossing for Nintendo Switch could be released as early as Q1 2019

    5999 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  13. Hånd of Lightning and R̵̡̨̛̳̩̼͈̫͛̌̎̈͋̎̚̕a̛̜̭̪̠̘̯͑̉́̓͂̋͐̕͜͞ì̧̛̭̹̝̤͚̪̥̬̄͊̾͐̇̕͘͠ǹ̸͓̻̜̺̯̗̝̉̔̄̕

    5994 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  14. Ex is pregnant and I might to have to pay child support... except I'm a lesbian. Help? [North Carolina]

    5991 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  15. Gamers™

    5986 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  16. ELI5: Why can some meats be consumed while not fully cooked

    5977 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  17. Old lady tries to force me to help her.

    5976 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  18. White people gentrified looting

    5972 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018

  19. When kids discover social media

    5971 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  20. The best thing I ever did for my marriage

    5960 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  21. [WP] you are a demon call responder. The devil can’t answer every summon, so you go in his place. One day you get a summon and the summoner is way below age limit; you are about to leave, but you hear her drunk dad coming downstairs screaming.

    5959 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  22. My dad thinks depression is just something edgy teenagers fake for attention gg

    5957 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  23. What sexual thing is really overrated?

    5957 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  24. Me and my friend saw this poster by a drinking fountain at our new school and nearly died laughing the rest of the class.

    5956 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  25. (NSFW) Redditors who live in small secluded towns, what's a really fucked up/dark/NSFW thing that happened in your town that everybody knows about?

    5955 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  26. Here is a picture of me in the Shawn Michaels costume my grandma made me around 1995.

    5953 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  27. 3........2..........1

    5952 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  28. Original greentext

    5950 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  29. On season two episode one, Princess Carolyn spoils Philbert

    5950 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  30. Quora confirmed 🌊🌊🌊

    5947 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  31. Keanu making sure everyone is in the picture

    5945 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  32. Bear Grylls show where he learns survival techniques for living on the streets from homeless people

    5943 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  33. A transwoman posts in a subreddit mostly for looking at pictures of hot girls with abs. Chaos ensues.

    5931 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  34. A rare intellectual

    5931 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  35. Am I being too clingy?

    5927 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  36. Man down!

    5924 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  37. Saving the dog

    5920 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  38. ULPT: Lost your phone and it's on mute? Simply kidnap a child, then stay put wherever you think you left your phone. Eventually they'll send out an AMBER Alert and your phone will buzz.

    5916 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  39. I could be legitimately be dying, and the GP's receptionist would still make me feel guilty about needing an appointment

    5911 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  40. Liam Neeson says horse in new film knew him from another movie

    5908 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  41. Anon is mishevious

    5907 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  42. As a US citizen, who the president is doesn’t matter to me.

    5901 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  43. ULPT: Go to donut shops an hour to 30 minutes before they close. They almost always give you more than what you asked just so their produce won’t go to waste.

    5900 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  44. An Atheist Charity is Suing the IRS After Having Its Tax Exemption Revoked

    5891 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  45. Is it just me or is YouTube getting worse and worse?

    5890 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  46. I tried to give her the win, I really really tried..

    5888 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  47. [Poetry] Name Game

    5886 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018

  48. I just found out I'm 19 y.o. and not 18

    5878 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  49. Who was your most boring/awkward sexual partner? What made them so bad in bed?

    5872 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  50. I found my husbands secret Reddit account where he has PMed girls from gone wild... I feel like this is cheating? Me F29/ him M31 - located in North America

    5865 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  51. My teacher who browses Reddit said she’d raise my grade if she gets to the front page. Please, I need this desperately.

    5862 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  52. Lighting a Molotov cocktail.

    5840 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  53. That time I made $750 by taunting another customer

    5836 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  54. That one Tik Tok meme but it's been vapourwaved

    5832 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  55. woah

    5826 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  56. meow irl

    5821 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  57. People sneer at inbreeding in humans, but pay hella cash for an inbred pet.

    5819 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  58. Playing with guns

    5815 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  59. In your experience, how often does the phrase, "not looking for a relationship right now" really mean, "you're not my type?"

    5813 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  60. When you don't know the full capabilities of the libraries you're using

    5810 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  61. Petition to make John Williams the sub icon. He's ill and star wars woukd not have been the same without him

    5807 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  62. I tried to warn someone not to dispute his no-show charge, but they never listen.

    5786 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  63. Ah! Let me get you off the road before you get smooshed.

    5786 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  64. Years of graffiti on top of eachother.

    5784 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  65. Cursed_Arrest

    5773 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  66. He's special

    5772 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  67. THE HOUSTON ASTROS HAVE SWEPT THE CLEVELAND INDIANS IN THE ALDS AND WILL ADVANCE TO THE 2018 ALCS

    5760 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  68. During the first chase scene in Baby Driver, you can see the flash of the camera that is later used to try to find him

    5749 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  69. Norwex is unconcerned if your toddler ingests their shitty products, just who you got them from.

    5746 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  70. I have the right, as a free human being, to decide for myself that a man who's had surgery and taken hormones is a still a man.

    5743 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  71. Literally every game company rekt EA!

    5742 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  72. Client: I would like to be able to charge my phone and listen to music while showering. Me: Say no more!

    5733 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  73. Mini horses now qualify as service animals on Alaska Airlines flights

    5729 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  74. Huge Avengers 4 discovery made in Ant-Man and the Wasp post credits scene. Major Spoilers

    5729 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  75. Job title and duties changed after I accepted position

    5725 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  76. Does this count as a DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE?

    5724 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  77. My fiance's response to a Mary Kay director that has been harassing her to start selling again for the past 3 months

    5724 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  78. The collision center lost my car

    5719 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  79. Coachella Twitter reminding everybody to vote and “fix this shit” doesn't go down well with everyone

    5718 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018

  80. [Update] I'm [34/M] and caught my wife [32/f] cheating on me on our 10th anniversary trip in Bali.

    5716 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  81. BBC Breakfast just gave a spider its own name caption.

    5707 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  82. That escalated quickly

    5698 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  83. Cockatoo is fuckin STOKED to be at the beach

    5693 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  84. Being the only one in the office not upset when someone is leaving

    5689 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018

  85. Never change, DPD

    5683 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  86. Wholesome Tumblr

    5681 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  87. Reminder: /r/Android makes up a tiny minority of enthusiasts Android phone users who don't represent the market at large

    5681 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  88. At 12 years old, she says she was raped repeatedly by a man working for the LDS Church’s Indian Student Placement Program. Today, she’s still fighting for change.

    5678 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  89. LPT: Never tease people about doing something they don't normally do.

    5676 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  90. Short Documentary (2018): WWE Wrestler, Titus O'Neil's mom on having her son when she was 11 years old

    5675 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  91. ULPT: Take a screenshot of your phone's home screen when your battery is at 1% and save it as your lock screen or just pull up the picture when you want to use someone's charger.

    5666 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  92. gay_irl

    5664 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  93. In Kung Fu Panda, Tai Lung the villain was never denied the scroll or his destiny of being the dragon warrior. The denying of the scroll to him was just a test, he was supposed to accept the denial with humility. At that point, he would have proven his humility and been granted the scroll.

    5663 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  94. When it counts, it really do be like that sometimes

    5663 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  95. From r/Kanye. Yes it was serious

    5653 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  96. Officer said she didn't come to a complete stop. Whole neighborhood said "We'll be your huckleberry"

    5653 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  97. Most accurate explanation of how VPN works.

    5652 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  98. I’m not attracted to my wife’s body anymore

    5647 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  99. What kind of situation could be normal for men but weird for women?

    5645 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  100. Wholesome memes says not wholesome enough. 14/10 would disagree. Wholesome woofer. Wholesome driver.

    5643 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018