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Reddit (Oct 2018)
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OP didn't want baby to be assigned a SSN; hospital did so, anyway.
6052 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018
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Shampoo is very useful for men.
6046 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018
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My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid. “State of the Art,” he said, “It cost me a fortune.”
6044 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018
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I love those quick conversations with strangers.
6041 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018
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This chimp shows his friend not to mess with the humans
6031 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018
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Map showing where the most visitors come from for each country
6027 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018
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Neckbeard And His Brother Go On Vacation To Japan
6019 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018
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Where the hell are you supposed to look when walking up stairs right behind a woman?
6015 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018
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What do you think when you see a woman’s nipples through her shirt
6013 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018
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I accidentally made my cat gay and he thinks I’m his lover
6007 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018
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(Kansas) Renters buried fetus in my backyard
6003 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018
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Rumour: Animal Crossing for Nintendo Switch could be released as early as Q1 2019
5999 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018
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Hånd of Lightning and R̵̡̨̛̳̩̼͈̫͛̌̎̈͋̎̚̕a̛̜̭̪̠̘̯͑̉́̓͂̋͐̕͜͞ì̧̛̭̹̝̤͚̪̥̬̄͊̾͐̇̕͘͠ǹ̸͓̻̜̺̯̗̝̉̔̄̕
5994 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018
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Ex is pregnant and I might to have to pay child support... except I'm a lesbian. Help? [North Carolina]
5991 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018
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Gamers™
5986 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018
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ELI5: Why can some meats be consumed while not fully cooked
5977 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018
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Old lady tries to force me to help her.
5976 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018
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White people gentrified looting
5972 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018
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When kids discover social media
5971 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018
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The best thing I ever did for my marriage
5960 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018
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[WP] you are a demon call responder. The devil can’t answer every summon, so you go in his place. One day you get a summon and the summoner is way below age limit; you are about to leave, but you hear her drunk dad coming downstairs screaming.
5959 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018
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My dad thinks depression is just something edgy teenagers fake for attention gg
5957 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018
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What sexual thing is really overrated?
5957 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018
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Me and my friend saw this poster by a drinking fountain at our new school and nearly died laughing the rest of the class.
5956 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018
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(NSFW) Redditors who live in small secluded towns, what's a really fucked up/dark/NSFW thing that happened in your town that everybody knows about?
5955 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018
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Here is a picture of me in the Shawn Michaels costume my grandma made me around 1995.
5953 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018
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3........2..........1
5952 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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Original greentext
5950 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018
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On season two episode one, Princess Carolyn spoils Philbert
5950 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018
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Quora confirmed 🌊🌊🌊
5947 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018
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Keanu making sure everyone is in the picture
5945 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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Bear Grylls show where he learns survival techniques for living on the streets from homeless people
5943 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018
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A transwoman posts in a subreddit mostly for looking at pictures of hot girls with abs. Chaos ensues.
5931 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018
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A rare intellectual
5931 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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Am I being too clingy?
5927 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018
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Man down!
5924 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018
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Saving the dog
5920 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018
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ULPT: Lost your phone and it's on mute? Simply kidnap a child, then stay put wherever you think you left your phone. Eventually they'll send out an AMBER Alert and your phone will buzz.
5916 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018
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I could be legitimately be dying, and the GP's receptionist would still make me feel guilty about needing an appointment
5911 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018
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Liam Neeson says horse in new film knew him from another movie
5908 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018
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Anon is mishevious
5907 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018
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As a US citizen, who the president is doesn’t matter to me.
5901 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018
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ULPT: Go to donut shops an hour to 30 minutes before they close. They almost always give you more than what you asked just so their produce won’t go to waste.
5900 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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An Atheist Charity is Suing the IRS After Having Its Tax Exemption Revoked
5891 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018
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Is it just me or is YouTube getting worse and worse?
5890 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018
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I tried to give her the win, I really really tried..
5888 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018
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[Poetry] Name Game
5886 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018
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I just found out I'm 19 y.o. and not 18
5878 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018
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Who was your most boring/awkward sexual partner? What made them so bad in bed?
5872 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018
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I found my husbands secret Reddit account where he has PMed girls from gone wild... I feel like this is cheating? Me F29/ him M31 - located in North America
5865 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018
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My teacher who browses Reddit said she’d raise my grade if she gets to the front page. Please, I need this desperately.
5862 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018
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Lighting a Molotov cocktail.
5840 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018
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That time I made $750 by taunting another customer
5836 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018
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That one Tik Tok meme but it's been vapourwaved
5832 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018
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woah
5826 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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meow irl
5821 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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People sneer at inbreeding in humans, but pay hella cash for an inbred pet.
5819 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018
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Playing with guns
5815 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018
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In your experience, how often does the phrase, "not looking for a relationship right now" really mean, "you're not my type?"
5813 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018
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When you don't know the full capabilities of the libraries you're using
5810 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018
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Petition to make John Williams the sub icon. He's ill and star wars woukd not have been the same without him
5807 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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I tried to warn someone not to dispute his no-show charge, but they never listen.
5786 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018
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Ah! Let me get you off the road before you get smooshed.
5786 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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Years of graffiti on top of eachother.
5784 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018
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Cursed_Arrest
5773 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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He's special
5772 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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THE HOUSTON ASTROS HAVE SWEPT THE CLEVELAND INDIANS IN THE ALDS AND WILL ADVANCE TO THE 2018 ALCS
5760 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018
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During the first chase scene in Baby Driver, you can see the flash of the camera that is later used to try to find him
5749 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018
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Norwex is unconcerned if your toddler ingests their shitty products, just who you got them from.
5746 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018
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I have the right, as a free human being, to decide for myself that a man who's had surgery and taken hormones is a still a man.
5743 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018
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Literally every game company rekt EA!
5742 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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Client: I would like to be able to charge my phone and listen to music while showering. Me: Say no more!
5733 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018
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Mini horses now qualify as service animals on Alaska Airlines flights
5729 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018
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Huge Avengers 4 discovery made in Ant-Man and the Wasp post credits scene. Major Spoilers
5729 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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Job title and duties changed after I accepted position
5725 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018
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Does this count as a DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE?
5724 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018
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My fiance's response to a Mary Kay director that has been harassing her to start selling again for the past 3 months
5724 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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The collision center lost my car
5719 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018
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Coachella Twitter reminding everybody to vote and “fix this shit” doesn't go down well with everyone
5718 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018
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[Update] I'm [34/M] and caught my wife [32/f] cheating on me on our 10th anniversary trip in Bali.
5716 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018
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BBC Breakfast just gave a spider its own name caption.
5707 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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That escalated quickly
5698 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018
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Cockatoo is fuckin STOKED to be at the beach
5693 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018
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Being the only one in the office not upset when someone is leaving
5689 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018
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Never change, DPD
5683 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018
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Wholesome Tumblr
5681 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018
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Reminder: /r/Android makes up a tiny minority of enthusiasts Android phone users who don't represent the market at large
5681 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018
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At 12 years old, she says she was raped repeatedly by a man working for the LDS Church’s Indian Student Placement Program. Today, she’s still fighting for change.
5678 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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LPT: Never tease people about doing something they don't normally do.
5676 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018
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Short Documentary (2018): WWE Wrestler, Titus O'Neil's mom on having her son when she was 11 years old
5675 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018
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ULPT: Take a screenshot of your phone's home screen when your battery is at 1% and save it as your lock screen or just pull up the picture when you want to use someone's charger.
5666 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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gay_irl
5664 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018
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In Kung Fu Panda, Tai Lung the villain was never denied the scroll or his destiny of being the dragon warrior. The denying of the scroll to him was just a test, he was supposed to accept the denial with humility. At that point, he would have proven his humility and been granted the scroll.
5663 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018
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When it counts, it really do be like that sometimes
5663 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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From r/Kanye. Yes it was serious
5653 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018
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Officer said she didn't come to a complete stop. Whole neighborhood said "We'll be your huckleberry"
5653 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018
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Most accurate explanation of how VPN works.
5652 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018
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I’m not attracted to my wife’s body anymore
5647 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018
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What kind of situation could be normal for men but weird for women?
5645 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018
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Wholesome memes says not wholesome enough. 14/10 would disagree. Wholesome woofer. Wholesome driver.
5643 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018