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Reddit (Oct 2018)

  1. Fired defense attorney is suddenly a plaintiffs attorney on the same case. "Grab a paper towel and tell this to your present attorney. Hand him the towel to wipe the drool off of his tie from the salivating that will occur. Then go make some popcorn."

    4730 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  2. The Priest and the Dying Soldier in Venezuela, 1962. [1211 x 1600]

    4725 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018

  3. Fascism Still Existed in Europe after WWII in Spain up to 1975. Why didn't NATO intervene?

    4722 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  4. I’m a 6’3 male who was raped by a woman half my size. I was laughed at when I reported it. AMA

    4718 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  5. What’s something dumb you believed as a kid?

    4709 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  6. Should I fight this plumber bill or just pay it.

    4704 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  7. Ex-hun confession. I lied about Monat

    4703 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  8. The Real Reason Ariana Grande Called Off Her Engagement to Pete Davidson: Why Their Relationship Came to a Sudden Halt | No reason given.

    4703 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  9. You want us to recalculate the flights due to the cost being too high? Sure thing!

    4703 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  10. US Supreme Court won't let billionaire keep California beach to himself

    4697 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  11. They posted a picture saying "the African nation of Angola bans Islam and bulldozes 80 Mosques, Like and share if you agree with this decision." She's upset because someone else pointed out that it's not true and that it's a hateful image.

    4678 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  12. Had an incredibly frightening experience last night and wanted to know if anyone here has ever had a similar encounter

    4675 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

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    4675 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  14. Everybody here just thinks we are detectives for Halloween, but we tried to represent. NINE NINE!!!

    4672 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  15. ELI5: how does a fit bit know when you are asleep and what stage of sleep you are in? How accurate is it?

    4668 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  16. It's time for another /u/spez AMA. It's also time for almost every top comment to be asking why T_D isn't banned

    4666 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  17. I'm actually here to attend your party, not cater it.

    4661 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  18. Tonight I am thanking god for Planned Parenthood

    4658 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  19. Crasher Golf

    4651 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  20. Accurate.

    4645 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  21. Was mistaken for a waiter whilst at a wake

    4642 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  22. This fawn and bobcat were found in an office together, cuddling under a desk after a forest fire.

    4641 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  23. [Spoiler] UFC 229: Alexander Volkov vs. Derrick Lewis

    4638 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  24. If you just met your new roommate...

    4622 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  25. Southlake PD at it again.

    4613 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  26. What are some gem quotes from your engineering professors?

    4612 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  27. Ooh La La

    4610 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  28. r/loseit changed my mind

    4605 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018

  29. Hangry family threatens to leave bad yelp review.

    4596 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  30. This person will send a fake note saying it was a free gift....

    4591 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  31. Poland picks Nigerian oil over Russian, first shipment in Nov.

    4586 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  32. I found this on r/funny and i thought this belonged here

    4585 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  33. absolutelynotme_irl

    4584 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  34. Who wants to grief his server?

    4583 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  35. Ouchie my pimples

    4578 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  36. Roosevelt, Death-Slayer

    4576 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  37. What's up with r/SandersForPresident and r/WayOfTheBern hating each other?

    4574 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  38. Why isn't Psychopathy/Sociopathy in the DSM-5?

    4567 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  39. What is the best sexual advice you've received?

    4556 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  40. Black hair, red contacts, wore this for a good few months even though I lost all peripheral vision and irritated my eyes to no end.

    4556 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  41. Is it normal for a woman to reject a man but her get jealous when the man goes on to dating new women? Why does this happen and who’s at fault?

    4555 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  42. Your coffee is here

    4551 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  43. Map of every european city.

    4548 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  44. Pupper conforting his friend at the vet

    4548 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  45. School wants to install monitoring software on my sisters personal laptop

    4545 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  46. Surveillance footage shows Saudi operative in Khashoggi's clothes after he was killed, Turkish source says

    4544 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  47. The Virgin Sucker Punch vs The Power of Christ Chad Reflex

    4537 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  48. Should I tell my girlfriend it was me who got her sister pregnant?

    4532 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  49. Why dont Greenland and Iceland just switch names already? The more they wait the more awkward its gonna get

    4532 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  50. Prank scaring McDonald's worker with loud horn backfires

    4531 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  51. [METHOD] How I went from rock bottom to disciplined in 6 months.

    4531 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  52. Boss told me to take the weekend to think about how much of a raise I want

    4529 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  53. I Bought Used Voting Machines on eBay for $100 Apiece. What I Found Was Alarming | Tamper-proof screws didn't work, hard drives were still intact, voting data wasn't encrypted

    4526 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018

  54. YANDHI NOV 23RD

    4526 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  55. [NSFW] Video gaming channel Etika is either hacked or suffering a mental break down, as his channel was just terminated for uploading porn.

    4525 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018

  56. How to Increase your cat's max HP, using the sleep exploit

    4518 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  57. Kid wants to know if mom can raise their rent from $600 to $700. Yep, they’re a minor. They’re not a tenant but have been paying to live at home.

    4513 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  58. If a girl is wearing a T-shirt with a slogan on or something, I’ll read it and then get worried she thinks I’m staring at her boobs

    4508 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  59. This is almost good enough to be on r/wooosh

    4506 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  60. Jenna and John on Jim and Pam

    4506 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  61. They just want to be our friends.

    4493 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  62. My 103 year old great grandfather sitting with his daughter, granddaughter, great granddaughter, and great great granddaughter.

    4485 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  63. Geoff Emerick, The Beatles’ audio engineer, has died at age 72

    4482 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  64. Being a vegetarian is a privilege

    4480 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  65. I'm an exception

    4471 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  66. [Haiku] games we love

    4458 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  67. My late girlfriend's parents are threatening to take custody of my 18 month old daughter because they think I cant properly take care of her. How can I fight this?

    4448 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  68. 9/11 Drama in /r/Conspiracy when a user states (among other things) his alternate physics in which, "When something falls, it is always to a side because air does not have much resistance, if this were not true, rivers would be a straight line." And that Bush is weird, I guess.

    4447 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  69. I am beyond pissed with Jetstar right now. They tried to scam me, tried to talk their way out of their own terms and conditions and specifically told me they weren't sorry. /Major rant inside

    4421 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  70. Why is the lowest button on a man’s dress shirt horizontal while all the others are vertical?

    4413 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018

  71. Update to: Being sued for helping a choking victim. It was a prank by OP's friend.

    4408 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  72. YSK: the contact lens company Hubble is fulfilling you prescription illegally with old and out dated materials not fully supported by the FDA

    4405 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018

  73. Gay jokes done right :)

    4402 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  74. AITA for breaking up with my girlfriend when I found out she was asexual?

    4400 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018

  75. What is the female equivalent of adding your height to your dating app profile?

    4398 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  76. I will achieve my Victory Royale, once and for all.

    4393 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  77. Company flied me out for interview then ghosted me

    4391 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  78. What’s “baby fever” like for men?

    4388 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  79. We are Molly Wood and Kai Ryssdal, hosts of "Make Me Smart," a podcast from Marketplace. Ask us anything!

    4385 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  80. Brides, don’t register for new china. Thrifts stores sell large sets for very little. Register for things you really need new.

    4384 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  81. [WP] You fight your way through the hardest dungeon and reach its end expecting the boss fight of the millenia. But no one was there. As you search the place, a party who headed after you sees you. They think that you are the final boss and begin their attack.

    4383 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018

  82. Applied to our main competitor, they told my boss about it

    4380 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  83. Skinny wife happy life?

    4380 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  84. hmmm

    4375 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  85. [Shitpost] “Is There a Doctor on the Plane?” The First of OP’s Many Future Heroic Episodes

    4374 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  86. Trump plans to sign an executive order that would remove the right to citizenship for babies of non-citizens and unauthorized immigrants born on U.S. soil. Would you support such a decision, why/why not?

    4363 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  87. Woolcome to Goggle Cram

    4363 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  88. I’m, Eden Robinson, an Indigenous novelist currently writing about Tricksters in company towns. AMA

    4358 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018

  89. A few tips from an IT manager for sysadmins looking for a job

    4355 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  90. Reddit, what’s the worst thing a class or student has done to a teacher?

    4354 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  91. 'Spider-Man: Far From Home' Video Reveals Jake Gyllenhaal as Mysterio

    4352 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  92. A surprising amount of DMs don't understand that outright killing a player in a single hit is not fun.

    4331 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  93. I have never liked babies but this little thing is overwhelmingly cute!

    4330 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  94. In 1519, Hernan Cortes ordered his troops to burn their ships so there was no going back. What other badass leadership moments occurred in the past?

    4327 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  95. [Request] What ARE the odds?

    4319 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  96. George Clooneys response to Donald Trump calling him a “Hollywood Elite”

    4310 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  97. Rudd: If there was ever a case for a full royal commission into the abuse of media power in Australia, it is now

    4308 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  98. XXX RATED!!!!!

    4303 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  99. It took me 4 years of hard work but I’m finally able to be Star-Lord! Wanted to share with you all on r/marvelstudios!

    4297 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  100. I hate myself. It’s even worse when it’s yourself.

    4295 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018