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Reddit (Oct 2018)
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Early Facebook engineers finish up Mark Zuckerberg (May 14, 1984)
12827 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018
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Lammergeiers rub iron rich soil into their feathers to dye them blood red. These birds are LITERALLY METAL
12824 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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Truly mastered the role.
12817 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018
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🔥 Reclaimed by mother nature 🔥
12817 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018
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Time to unfollow my mom
12811 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018
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Last chance to invest in EU memes!(template in comments)
12807 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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TIL that birds not only can see in Ultraviolet, but that their feathers have patterns which can only be seen in UV. This explains why the males and females of certain species may look the same to us, but in reality, are very different in eachother’s eyes.
12801 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018
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Epic roast
12795 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018
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Don't Drink and Drive
12785 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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Filling a cup of water too fast
12780 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018
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Called out for “bare faced” looks!
12778 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018
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Holy shit, this is gold.
12776 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018
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Mouthwatering Nutella Soufflé (Easier than you think)
12771 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018
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Bill
12766 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018
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Sometimes you just gotta die in silence..
12764 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018
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Somewhere in Virginia on the outskirts of private farmland sits 43 giant US president statutes. They each weigh up to 20,000 lbs and were abandoned here after the park which displayed them closed.
12751 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018
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Puppers being very pleased after finding a clam on the beach!
12742 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018
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We "adopted" a son but now his birth mother wants him back
12739 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018
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Fall colors in the beautiful North Cascades, WA [OC][1200x1500]
12736 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018
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Anon protects his virginity
12725 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018
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stop that hooman he's smaller than you
12725 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018
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How many genders are there?
12724 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018
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How To Increase Your Speech Level To 100
12708 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018
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My landlord was asking me weird personal questions so I set up a security camera in my room. He has previously said he never goes in tenants' rooms, but I found out he looks around in my room every day after I leave for work.
12702 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018
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Portland man found his tires slashed, and this note on his car.
12697 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018
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Selling anything on facebook..
12693 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018
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Took my 16 her old puppers to the beach. She can’t walk very far anymore so we brought her ‘senior canine adventure chariot’. We think it may have been her last trip to the beach but so glad she enjoyed it so much. As a younger dog she use to surf and SUP with me. She will always be my good girl.
12689 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018
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My mother in the 80’s
12686 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018
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Language gatekeeping
12673 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018
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SLPT: Wanna lose weight fast?
12670 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018
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Columbus Day Massacre, 2018
12665 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018
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We need a slo-mo replay on the cat
12662 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018
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If it’s socially acceptable for women to put “Sorry, no short men” as a requirement in online dating profiles, then it should also be acceptable for men to say “Sorry, no flat-chested women”, or “no overweight women” in theirs.
12659 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018
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ULPT: Buy a cast and pretend you sprained your ankle for every time you go to the airport. It'll make your time there so much better. An airport worker will push you around, you'll get through the gate first, and you'll get more legroom on the flight.
12659 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018
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very hot sand and cold water
12649 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018
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You've got this. Right?
12649 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018
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Counter Strike was such a fun game
12646 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018
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A true intellectual
12646 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018
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Oh dear 😂
12646 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018
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[F]irst time posting. Be fra-gee-lay with the comments plz
12642 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018
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I work at a country club. Anytime you see ball pyramids at your local course or range this is how we make them!
12639 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018
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When ads on reddit try and act like posts
12639 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018
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🔥 Cardinal Beauty 🔥
12638 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018
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Poster for Special Re-Release of John Carpenter's 'Escape From New York'
12637 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018
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Mars May Have Enough Oxygen to Sustain Subsurface Life, Says New Study: The ingredients for life are richer than we thought.
12634 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018
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“Yes, my girlfriend is there with another man, please let her know that her boyfriend paid the tab.”
12633 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018
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You're coming with me bro.
12631 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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Average Photo of Moraine Lake Submitted to r/EarthPorn [OC]
12629 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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God’s plan
12626 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018
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Why did you and your first significant other break up?
12621 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018
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Our local pizza place usually gives treats through the drive-thru window... but I guess they were out this time. My fiancé sent me a video of my poor pup’s reaction.
12619 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018
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No man can kill me!
12616 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018
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Everyday is a new weird thing with her
12600 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018
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In Massachusetts, nearly 5% of people over 11 abuse opioids. The study found that 4.6% of people over the age of 11, or more than 275,000 in the state, abuse opioids. That's nearly four times higher than previous estimates based on national data, the study authors said.
12597 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018
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13 years ago today, RYAN STARTED THE FIRE
12594 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018
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Canadians Are Already Complaining That Legal Weed Is Too Expensive
12590 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018
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English solider killed by a French spear, Battle of Hastings (1066)
12590 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018
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Heart goes out to the 19-year-olds
12587 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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After 10 years of gaming together this fella and I finally caught up in person. We bought each other eccentric jumpers to commemorate it.
12584 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018
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From Jon Favreau’s instagram
12582 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018
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Legend
12579 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018
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[homemade] Pumpkin shaped Sourdough bread
12576 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018
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Rainier, Duct Tape, 28”x38”
12569 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018
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animeirl
12558 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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The penguins of magadascar have 72 hours and the US military budget to find bin laden
12556 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018
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Idiot express lane
12546 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018
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PsBattle: This owl on a towel
12541 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018
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After 10 years of marriage my wife finally games with me.
12540 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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What was “the incident” at your school?
12534 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018
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Paul Bettany loved Mark’s TBT picture that much.
12533 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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UGH, WHY AM I AWAKE?
12528 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018
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Smart way to paint railing
12527 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018
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Under autumn skies in the Cascade Range.. WA [OC] [3200 x 4000]
12521 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018
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The Pendulum Effect
12519 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018
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Only the first two Matrix movies play songs by Rage Against The Machine during the credits, because by the end of the third film humanity is no longer raging against the machines.
12519 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018
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So quirky.
12511 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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"Potions and elixirs 'round the corner vending machine" by Kamille A. Digital, 2018.
12500 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018
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The Make-A-Wish Kid just found out he’s going to live after all, so I went in to see him and gave him ______!
12497 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018
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John F. Kennedy attempting to win a round of solo in Fortnite (1953)
12492 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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Ferrolic clock - Zelfkoelman
12488 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018
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TIFU going behind my bosses back and helping a customer out for free
12484 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018
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That escalated quickly
12484 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018
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[WP] You're the owner of a cafe frequently visited by vigilantes and anti-heroes who absolutely adore your sweetness and acceptance of who they are. One day, though, a particularly rude customer comes in and trashes the place. Your friends aren't too happy to hear about that.
12483 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018
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MVP
12476 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018
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My wife always accuses me of having a favorite child.
12466 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018
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My husband showed me this and said “this is why I trim”
12465 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018
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Mädchen Amick 1992
12459 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018
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Powdered sugar is highly flammable, so take care when you make a birthday cake
12458 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018
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Guys, i had to throw out my designated spiderbro who would keep my room free of mosquitoes. What's your friendship break-up story?
12449 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018
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ULPT: Teenagers repeatedly driving through your bagged leaves on the side of the road? Cut the bottom of one and place it around a fire hydrant before filling with leaves, that’ll teach those punks.
12447 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018
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Man builds giant boomerangs that fly more than 250 feet away and he can still catch them.
12440 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018
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# BeCautiousWithYourTweets
12437 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018
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Gay backfired
12402 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018
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I didn't prevent my grandfather's suicide, I helped him with it
12398 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018
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Difference between these two buttons in the elevator?
12392 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018
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TIL Americans use the term "downtown" to describe a city's "city center" regardless its geographic location because the term was inherited from New York — where businesses occupied the bottom of Manhattan island
12391 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018
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u/gadgetcool5 highlights how many unlikely coincidences Ford's testimony would need to be true had it been fabricated.
12387 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018
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Boston, my therapist has created a false rape and forced abortion and is reporting it on my behalf, I was not raped.
12386 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018
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Never skip elbow day
12382 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018
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Today I learned that I'm not a real mother, courtesy of a Hun.
12376 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018