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Reddit (Oct 2018)
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We're pretty sure we got "marked" in New Orleans.
2125 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018
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Monogamy is Dead?
2119 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018
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$2000 seems like a great deal, but you will have to take $500 because I have to add a wheel chair accessory and you are a racist.
2107 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018
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In the graphic of Earth's energy budget, the outgoing thermal radiation is greater than the incoming, why is that?
2096 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018
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November 6th is a checkpoint, not a finish line.
2084 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018
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Bill proposing a universal savings account passed the house
2076 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018
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No matter what Reddit says, The Last Jedi is a terrible movie
2074 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018
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A slapfight in /r/Army when somebody gets hit with the hard truth that not everybody meets the standard to enlist.
2067 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018
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Go in the elevator before they come out? Get fucked getting into the store
2066 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018
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TIL Rashida Jones and John Krasinski were a couple during the beginning of the show in 2005.
2058 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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I once found and turned in a diamond tennis bracelet and got a reward for it.
2055 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018
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LAOP would like to know why he was fired when all he did was assault a transgender coworker after "it" scared him.
2053 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018
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It's finally happened, my wife/kids woke up--and we are ALL leaving the borg!
2050 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018
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CMV: Tipping should be optional and restaurants should just be subject to the same minimum wage laws as every other industry
2041 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018
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What's up with "buy me a coffee" links? Why not just paypal/something easier?
2039 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018
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One of several tH-type posts this girl on FB makes on a monthly basis. In the comments someone asked what he was charged with and she said “Public intoxication”? Because logic.
2025 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018
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If your SO won’t let you drink, smoke or hang out with your friends because of “trust issues” WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
2015 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018
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A bus story
2013 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018
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What's the worst heartbreak you've ever experienced, and how did you get through it?
2009 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018
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Friend I was just about to come out to said he'd disown his child if he was gay. Ffs why is it so difficult. Cunts everywhere!
2004 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018
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How would you deal with a lover that didn't want to have sex?
2004 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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The trinity of wholesome, Bob Ross, Steve Irwin, and of course Mr. Rogers all end up in the Infinity War universe. Can they convince Thanos to not follow through with the snap?
2002 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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China stocks plunge amid heavy selling in the energy sector and growing worries about the economy
1993 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018
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YSK that if you are shipping something fragile, write "bull semen" on the box and it WILL be handled with care.
1987 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018
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Murderhobos and Where to Find Them
1983 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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Mormon all my 31 years, non-believer within a week.
1980 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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I took a shit on his door step
1977 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018
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35/m + 32/f + no kids with $1.65m net worth, semi-retiring
1976 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018
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LAOP's friend was dragged away by 2 men in a bar. The cops she went to for help said it was her friend's fault that she was sexually assaulted for "not being a responsible adult."
1972 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018
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ILPT: Before going on vacation, trash your place. That way when you return home, you can file a police report and an insurance claim for a break in and then upgrade all of your electronics.
1968 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018
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300 lbs to 170 lbs in 18 months (5'10" 32 yo Male) Living my best life now
1961 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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Why do I feel bad whenever I watch commercials for helping abused animals, but I don't feel the same sympathy for commercials about starving children in 3rd world countries?
1960 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018
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Great U.S. health insurance option
1949 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018
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My sister is down since her miscarriage. To cheer her up I'll get her ________
1944 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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SWEET TEA!
1937 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018
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My FI but not RI story
1935 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018
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OP had a hotel toilet literally explode and shatter on her. Now the hotel wants her to pay because of "aggressive toilet sitting."
1935 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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My neighbor tries claiming my house.
1927 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018
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[UPDATE #2] Fiance wanted an open marriage, so I called off the wedding. People are asking questions. Should I let them know why?
1925 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018
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Queer Eye has got me thinking: ladies, let's talk about self-care!
1916 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018
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Does anyone else think about how weird it is that some people are so elitist and snobby about health?
1904 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018
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ELI5; it’s not the volts that kill you, it’s the amps?
1893 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018
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Two entitled women
1891 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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YSK: If you, or someone at your polling place is turned away, you can ask for a provisional ballot
1888 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018
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How to stop paying for everyone and protect my money? People leech off of me.
1887 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018
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What's up with this "black face" Halloween mask?
1885 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018
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Team/Hockey Parents: We're not babysitters. Why are sports parent/kids groups the absolute worst?
1878 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018
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Russian and American trolls/bots are freaking out over Elizabeth Warren's DNA test. Highest activity in a while.
1877 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018
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Is Indiana Jones a good archeologist or is there some things he isn’t doing right?
1873 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018
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Buyer of 70 RHT Nov 2018 155.000 calls, please reply
1868 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018
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You did not want to make my Dad mad XD
1864 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018
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Pizza delivery guy was super late...
1863 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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Two small town teenage girls missing for 48 years on HALLOWEEN NIGHT
1862 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018
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What things did you do in the past which now make you cringe?
1847 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018
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My roommate/friend is outwardly the most progressive liberal person I know. Behind closed doors she is an incredible racist. I am so tempted to blow up her shit, should I? (we are both 22 if that matters)
1846 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018
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Psychological Trick to Reducing Expenses
1836 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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The biggest mistakes you make as a parent are the ones you completely forget about but the kid is still seething over 20 years later.
1832 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018
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Obnoxious girls get their food stolen while I sit back and watch
1831 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018
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I wish I could transform physically into a cute girl (human, to clarify) right this second, with everything legal and social taken care of, and it's a permanent transformation that persists even after I die.
1829 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018
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"But the children are hungry"
1825 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018
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I see your antisemitism, and I raise you a chapel.
1824 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018
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Gay artist explodes Twitter: ‘Straight men understand consent when they go to a gay bar’
1823 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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User with a self-proclaimed 160 IQ goes to r/TopMindsOfReddit to argue when their post about video game recommendations gets linked
1821 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018
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Pray for the victims of the Pittsburgh Synagogue shooting.
1810 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018
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WIBTA if I reported my neighbor’s Halloween display to our HOA?
1801 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018
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When we’re you surprised by a trusted male friend/SO/family member’s sexism or misogyny?
1797 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018
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Don’t fuck with the USPS. Wherein LAOP’s vengeful former BnB guest learns the hard way.
1790 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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Civil War Malicious Compliance
1779 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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I've been asked to do some personal financial coaching. How do I protect myself from liability?
1775 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018
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LPT: Always screenshot your quoted Uber/Juno price before the ride and compare it to your charge after. You’ll be shocked how often the price is changed on you.
1774 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018
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Get to know your students. Their issues in the classroom may not be what you think.
1772 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018
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After my first week of working out in years, i proceeded to pull a leg muscle while having sex, then powered through only to fart during climax. What is your favorite weird sexual experience?
1772 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018
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[NSFW] I wish for Mike Pence and Donald Trump to make love on the steps of the Whitehouse.
1768 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018
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Why are so many gay coming of age films the same!?
1768 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018
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How do you keep a conversation flowing when you can’t think of anything to say?
1767 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018
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Stop trying to make me feel bad for not having a boyfriend.
1762 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018
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The longer I don't reach out to someone to talk, the guiltier I feel. And the guiltier I feel, the longer I don't reach out to them.
1761 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018
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LA: "Have you met your boyfriend [with an expensive legal problem] in person?"/ LAOP: "No, why?"
1756 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018
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Same exact name
1750 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018
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How to respond when a girl send you pussy pics?
1741 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018
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Thank you for telling me you violated our Policy, your signed agreement, and that you lied to us upon check in! I'll pass this on to my higher ups with glee.
1739 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018
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Dicks are so cute
1734 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018
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What was a tiny lifestyle change that enormously affected the quality of your life?
1729 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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Sobre o erro de votar no Bolsonaro
1720 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018
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[Actual title] Cops completely destroyed interior of my car looking for drugs, found nothing.
1711 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018
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You have to fill out this mandatory survey...but what if I don't?
1705 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018
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MIL used my shampoo
1690 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018
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It is insane when you think about how many times you trust strangers day to day.
1687 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018
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I regret every little purchase I make even if I can afford it
1683 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018
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Is there a term for when a game's narrative is telling you to hurry up and do something but the game design is telling you that you have all the time in the world?
1668 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018
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Should this “busybody” report to CPS that her coworker is breastfeeding and sleeping naked with her seven year old, and about to remove her from school due to the teacher questioning the child’s emotional development?
1668 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018
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I always bullshit my way through school (and most recently college)
1668 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018
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1 How would you feel if youre SO made friends with a guy, and became pretty close friends in a short time?
1657 upvotes • comment • oct 04, 2018
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"Bralet boom and why the underwire is under fire"
1655 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018
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I tied up and abused a dominant after he raped me. (Accidentally posted on a different confession page instead of this one)
1620 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018
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Who is Back Rolls? Tonight’s episode of Jeopardy!
1610 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018
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Scentsy in the lobby
1606 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018
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I awakened in an alternative reality where my dad didn't die
1604 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018
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My college has two Vive's but had no idea how to use them. I stepped up and recently setup and ran a VR station in the science building for astrobiology week. I'm currently helping the biology and physics department with a 50,000$ VR grant for 2 permanent VR stations in both departments.
1602 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018
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[Fluff] My standard poodle saved me from getting mugged
1594 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018