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Reddit (Oct 2018)

  1. Trump boards Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe

    162015 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  2. Tried to take a panoramic picture of the Eiffel Tower today, it went surprisingly well!

    145869 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018

  3. Kids in Elementary school hold a surprise party for their beloved school custodian

    136313 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  4. My husband entered his first art competition and won second place in people's choice, I'm so very proud!

    134568 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  5. Nah, you don't wanna do that.

    129090 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  6. Part of the Halloween display my wife and kids put together

    128899 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018

  7. Leaked Harry Potter game in development by Rocksteady

    120334 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  8. Intimidation at its finest.

    117078 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  9. Banksy's "Girl with Balloon" shreds itself after being sold for over £1M at the Sotheby's in London.

    112311 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  10. This enormous wolf

    111610 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  11. I just faceswapped my dog and my cat

    110838 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  12. I specifically requested the opposite of this

    110388 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  13. That’s ok, Friday is fine.

    109851 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  14. Guy fights off thieves with a bong

    109458 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  15. Kids sing Happy Birthday with sign language for their deaf custodian

    108937 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  16. 2 years and 1 baby later, my husband finally finished his massive hidden object tortoise.

    106344 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018

  17. Turkey has audio and video evidence showing that Saudi agents tortured & killed journalist Jamal Khashoggi inside the Saudi Consulate in Turkey

    105557 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  18. Let me just break this board

    104729 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  19. My local bar dressed up for Halloween.

    104354 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  20. Kansas City fire department rescues Kansas City police department from a stuck elevator

    104252 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  21. This is a Ryanair 737 crew based in Portugal, stranded in Malaga, Spain a couple of nights ago due to storms. They were forced to sleep on the floor of the Ryanair crew room because Ryanair didn't care to book them a Hotel room.

    103229 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  22. Just got to boo this jackass from 10 ft. away. Fuck you Ajit Pai

    101321 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  23. My mum was dancing to Neil Diamond. She didnt know i was filiming. I edited in Drake - Hotline Bling.

    100408 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  24. Halloween is Christmas for us amputees

    100316 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  25. Even Vladimir Putin knows the proper way to hold a dog

    100204 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  26. Look what I caught my contractor doing!!!

    99615 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  27. Guy gets instant karma for trying to scare a cat.

    97912 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  28. A new take on an old meme

    97565 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  29. Just keep going straight.

    97510 upvotes • comment • oct 26, 2018

  30. Yesterday, my local Jewish Community Center was completely covered with Swastikas. I don't care who you vote for or where you lean. This is never ok.

    97251 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  31. Have to love lecturers that try this hard

    96610 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  32. One of the most frustrating feelings in the world is being smart enough to know there’s a better way to do something but not smart enough to invent a way to do it.

    94605 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  33. Shoutout to the Florida police officers who found my boyfriend’s $150,000 prosthetic arm after it was stolen from his truck.

    94223 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  34. This is my favorite mug. I got it at a thrift store and have no idea who these people are

    93671 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  35. TIL after Columbine, Marilyn Manson wrote an article condemning the media’s coverage of the event. In it he writes, “the media, since their inception, have turned criminals into folk heroes. They just created two new ones... Don’t be surprised if every kid who gets pushed around has two new idols.”

    93512 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  36. When I was younger I had dreams of being this hardcore gangster rapper..I guess things change

    92738 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  37. Proud moment for me: My movie comes out in theaters today. I spent every day since I was 12 waiting for today. Thank you Alamo Drafthouse Cinemas for taking a chance on me.

    92548 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  38. This is why I love reddit.

    92432 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  39. Greece bans obese tourists from riding on donkeys

    92351 upvotes • comment • oct 09, 2018

  40. TIL: Some farmers in Bangladesh have switched to raising ducks instead of chickens, because during catastrophic floods, ducks float.

    91961 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  41. Spare a thought for Khashoggi's son, banned from leaving Saudi Arabia, who had to go and do this today.

    91551 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018

  42. This duck used to come to my porch for food. Recently, she brought her babies. I've been watching them grow up.

    91231 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  43. Just found out that my friend was on the front page yesterday, here's another angle of it

    91085 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  44. My wife was in an accident about 2 months ago resulting in a severe brain injury. We thought we'd make the most of the situation! Zoinks!

    90874 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  45. 10 years ago and now

    90245 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  46. i editted myself into SEVEN and switched the head in the box with a pair of pink crocs. Why? No idea.

    89741 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  47. When you're still learning the controls to a new game and press the wrong button

    89592 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  48. Guy who makes original lego designs as a hobby has his lego collection stolen and it's utterly heartbreaking.

    88869 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  49. This coin

    87428 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  50. Zeus the German Shepherd was put in the other room while the spilled treats were cleaned up

    87410 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  51. Jeff Goldblum celebrating his 66th birthday

    87374 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  52. Telling a dangerously overweight person not to lose weight because they're beautiful is like telling an alcoholic not to stop drinking because they're fun.

    87350 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  53. Paying $10 vs paying $25 for headshots.

    87014 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  54. Canadian drug dealers trying to get their first real job

    86944 upvotes • comment • oct 18, 2018

  55. Luigi's mansion inspired pumpkin that I carved

    86795 upvotes • comment • oct 17, 2018

  56. The rise of Netflix competitors has pushed consumers back toward piracy - BitTorrent usage has bounced back because there's too many streaming services, and too much exclusive content.

    86426 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  57. hero

    86257 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  58. Banksy painting self-destructs after fetching $1.4 million at Sotheby’s

    86045 upvotes • comment • oct 06, 2018

  59. Close enough

    85864 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  60. TIL that there is a monument in Georgia which gives instructions in 8 languages on how to rebuild society after an unknown apocalyptic event, whilst also functioning as a compass, calendar and clock

    85747 upvotes • comment • oct 10, 2018

  61. This is what depression looks like.

    85708 upvotes • comment • oct 20, 2018

  62. My boss brought her Labrador into the office today. He came and said hello.

    85682 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018

  63. Just cheering up grandma with this little trick.

    85512 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  64. My Australian tax return shows where my money went

    85512 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  65. Reminder to always let Aubrey Plaza accept an award for you

    85461 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  66. One of the greatest Halloween Costumes

    85327 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  67. My grandma passed recently and I found this digging through old pictures

    84735 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  68. Cops saying "if you lawyer up, you look guilty" is like saying " if you wear your seatbelt, you look like your going to get in a car accident"

    83484 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  69. At the people's vote for a second referendum on brexit march in London.

    83249 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  70. Marilyn Manson looks like Nicholas Cage dressed up as Marilyn Manson.

    83016 upvotes • comment • oct 19, 2018

  71. Witches Paddleboarding in Portland

    82996 upvotes • comment • oct 29, 2018

  72. Gus doesn’t deserve this 😔

    82476 upvotes • comment • oct 11, 2018

  73. Chekout his Stalking skills

    81623 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  74. An Extremely Realistic 3D Painting of a Cat

    81337 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  75. My neighbor's only Halloween decoration

    80857 upvotes • comment • oct 27, 2018

  76. TIL in 2005, a guy named Doug Heckman read the EULA before he installed some PC software. The agreement included a clause offering 'financial compensation' to licensees who actually read the license agreement. He emailed the company, referred to the clause and the company sent him a check for $1,000

    80766 upvotes • comment • oct 28, 2018

  77. A one person protest in front of Comcast HQ in Philly.

    80508 upvotes • comment • oct 16, 2018

  78. 240,000 people marched against racism and the far right in Germany yesterday, I'm proud of my country!

    80414 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018

  79. Our boxer made a new friend today.

    80153 upvotes • comment • oct 01, 2018

  80. Four generations. Left to right: 20, 48, 85, and 103.

    80018 upvotes • comment • oct 07, 2018

  81. Amazon raises minimum wage to $15 for all US employees

    79970 upvotes • comment • oct 02, 2018

  82. How Disney changed Lilo & Stich after 9/11

    79922 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  83. If she goes outside we shut the door and she hates it. So she keeps her butt inside to prevent this while she birdwatches. Meet Sofie.

    79759 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  84. Climate report: Scientists politely urge 'act now, idiots'; It's the final call, say scientists, the most extensive warning yet on the risks of rising global temperatures.

    79634 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  85. Guy got a call that somebody saw a stray that looked like his dog that he lost 2 years ago

    79388 upvotes • comment • oct 30, 2018

  86. "I'm the captain now"

    79279 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  87. After 4 years of begging, my mom finally let my dad get a puppy!

    79074 upvotes • comment • oct 21, 2018

  88. TIL the movie "Paranormal Activity" had a budget of only $15,000 but made $194 million. During the screening, people were walking out that one studio executive thought the film was bombing. They later learned that the viewers were actually leaving because they were too frightened.

    79011 upvotes • comment • oct 08, 2018

  89. This drone shot looks like its taken from a video game

    78979 upvotes • comment • oct 23, 2018

  90. Seinnheiser vs. Beats headphones after being subjected to comparable activities and length of use

    78926 upvotes • comment • oct 13, 2018

  91. Threesome

    78825 upvotes • comment • oct 22, 2018

  92. TIL of Bob Fletcher, a man who took care of the farms of three Japanese American families while they were interned during World War 2. By keeping their farms running and paying their taxes and mortgages, he ensured the families didn't lose everything. He was even shot at for supporting them.

    78629 upvotes • comment • oct 12, 2018

  93. My wife's cousin Patrick (u/madforaday) and his girlfriend Amanda passed away last weekend in a limousine accident. Their love was something special and they both will be deeply missed. This homemade card was posted by Pat on r/gaming before and makes our family smile. We love you Pat and Amanda.

    78515 upvotes • comment • oct 15, 2018

  94. Comparison of the progress I've made in my game (The Pedestrian)

    78221 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  95. A lion recognizes his dad, the Lion Whisperer

    78124 upvotes • comment • oct 05, 2018

  96. Explosive Devices Found in Mail Sent to Hillary Clinton and Obama

    78061 upvotes • comment • oct 24, 2018

  97. Tom and Jerry is one of the most distinct case of child v.s. adult perspective in which as a child you think Jerry is witty and correct but as an adult you see that Tom is being bullied by Jerry whilst attempting to live his life as a normal house cat.

    78056 upvotes • comment • oct 31, 2018

  98. Railgun round goes through steel like butter at mach 7

    77842 upvotes • comment • oct 25, 2018

  99. Saudis Threaten Global Economic Repercussions if Punished for 'Murdered' Journalist

    77804 upvotes • comment • oct 14, 2018

  100. Amazon's hourly workers lose monthly bonuses and stock awards as minimum wage increases

    77287 upvotes • comment • oct 03, 2018