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  1. How to impress a Disney Princess.

    82447 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  2. I’m cat sitting. Cats need tanks. He didn’t even let me finish before claiming it.

    81839 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  3. Do you think we need more people like this guy?

    81758 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  4. My Grandpa turned 100 last week. He stayed up until midnight to see off the last century on his flip phone.

    81726 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  5. My eyes are sweating

    81648 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  6. My badass chefs after working a 14hr+ day getting crushed since we’re one of the only places open due to Florence’s arrival.

    81634 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  7. When you say "wake up" to them they wiggle their ears to let you know they aren't ready to get up yet

    81516 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  8. 5 years ago, I was told I single handily ruined a some wedding photos. I think I made them better.. I’m the one on the far left.

    81465 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  9. $uicide

    81164 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  10. This black car looks like a mirror after being washed.

    80829 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  11. Chilean police puppies are the cutest thing you will see today

    80823 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  12. Came across a 10 year old photo that had my brothers ex wife in it and my ex in it. Instead of deleting it I “fixed” it.

    80788 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  13. California votes to bar schools from starting before 8:30am to help give students more sleep

    80729 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  14. India decriminalises homosexuality.

    80717 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  15. President Bush slapping President Obama's butt with his binder after his speech at John McCain's funeral

    80613 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  16. My moms rescue dog Rico is best friends with my baby. I interrupted them watching Peppa Pig.

    80541 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  17. North and South Korea commited to an 'era of no war' today

    80413 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  18. TIL that Harper Lee’s friends gave her a full year’s salary for Christmas in 1956 so that she’d be able to take a year off from work to write. Lee used that time to write “To Kill a Mockingbird,” which has since sold over 30 million copies.

    80413 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  19. This guy kept his hand in this position for more than 45 minutes so his daughter could sleep well

    80390 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  20. stick to Fortnight kid

    80339 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  21. Putin blundered while shouting at Ukraine's president, Hollande says: Russian President Vladimir Putin became so enraged during a shouting match with Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko that he revealed he was lying about Russia's role in a military uprising in eastern Ukraine.

    80305 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  22. Naomi Osaka - US OPEN Champion

    80141 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  23. Found our family crest while on vacation in Italy

    80089 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  24. It's hard to believe that this is planet Earth. Zhangjiajie National Forest Park, China.

    80061 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  25. US nurse discovers colleague doctor was premature baby she cared for 28 years ago.

    79971 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  26. Let’s just keep ignoring this WCGW?

    79922 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  27. Canadian (left) and American(right) firefighters meet at the border while fighting the horns mountain fire

    79905 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  28. They're dead...

    79602 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  29. The vet sent us this, this morning 😭. I can't wait to pick up our kid tomorrow!

    79299 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  30. the joys of singleness

    79171 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  31. This is Bradley practicing his first hops at The Kangaroo Sanctuary in Central Australia

    79113 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  32. Drawing pizza.

    79065 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  33. Death pigeon hovering

    78983 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  34. The Undertaker and his grandma - 1990s

    78875 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  35. Dallas officer goes home to wrong apartment, kills man inside, police say

    78821 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  36. TIL that Cards Against Humanity joked that they could buy an island with the money they donate to charity, so they bought an island in Maine to preserve wildlife. They named it ‘Hawaii 2’ because “it’s on the Maine land.”

    78756 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  37. Cat practises his moves while waiting his turn

    78689 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  38. My dad and I waving to each other across town

    78640 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  39. When you're the main character of an open world video game.

    78450 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  40. This 1000 piece holographic monstrosity I just finished

    78348 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  41. Good fences make good neighbours!

    78292 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  42. Diplomats Say They Were Definitely Laughing At Trump At The UN

    78250 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  43. Girl braiding her hair.

    78131 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  44. A friend and I tried to recreate The Creation Of Adam. I think it turned out pretty well.

    78103 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  45. In a video game, if you come across an empty room with a health pack, extra ammo, and a save point, you know some serious shit is about to go down. What is the real-life equivalent of this?

    77777 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  46. A sword in a stone that I just saw, Somerset, England.

    77775 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  47. Spider-Man has a "hello" button which means everyone in NYC is getting the finger guns

    77592 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  48. Killer whales on the sea.

    77524 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  49. Have to protect the eggs

    77410 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  50. This is Dave

    77352 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  51. When you go back to the first level after you beat the final boss.

    77116 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  52. "Ooh, I know this one!"

    77116 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  53. My picture of today’s sunset looks like it is from GTA.

    76732 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  54. The Only Medicine I Need

    76666 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  55. What is a website that everyone should know about but few people actually know about?

    76539 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  56. When you're the always the cold one in the relationship.

    76514 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  57. A Robin Williams mural that went up in my neighborhood today

    76374 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  58. My son’s school artwork project..

    76334 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  59. Lil Mav at work with me!😻

    76307 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  60. 90 year old triple jumper

    76074 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  61. These people rescued six dogs in Leland, NC, after the owner left them locked in an outdoor cage that filled with flood water that was rapidly rising.

    75600 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  62. TIL that while filming "Star Wars: The Force Awakens", actor Oscar Isaac specifically requested that his character Poe Dameron be a native of the planet Yavin 4. This is because the scenes on Yavin 4 in the original trilogy were filmed in Guatemala, where Isaac is actually from.

    75534 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  63. My 4 year old has just started chemo, so we got matching haircuts! I think he is rocking it! ❤️

    75509 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  64. TIL that Donnie Dunagan, a retired United States Marine Corps drill instructor, managed to keep secret - throughout his entire career - that he was a voice actor in the Walt Disney's Bambi film, providing the voice of young Bambi.

    75472 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  65. 2K is begging its fans’ to fight for them in order to keep their ridiculously predatory loot boxes In their games

    75437 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  66. TIL about Tokyo's incredibly efficient recycling systems. All combustible trash is incinerated, the smoke and gasses cleaned before release, and then the left over ash is used as a replacement for clay in the cement used for construction.

    75152 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  67. Isn't it time?

    75139 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  68. Wedding photography

    75118 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  69. TIL during Hurricane Katrina, hundreds of prisoners were left to die in their cells. They had no food or water for days, as waters rose to their chests. There were no lights and the toilets were backed up. Many were evacuated, but 517 went unaccounted for.

    74876 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  70. This is cuttlefish for "don't touch me."

    74741 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  71. I think he took the news well 😆

    74484 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  72. Login: admin Password: admin

    74287 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  73. At a certain point in your life, sitting at home alone, watching TV on a Friday night goes from being super depressing to the most enjoyable part of your week.

    73814 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  74. TIL that the Vatican has nominated St. Isidore of Seville to be the patron saint of the Internet, a seventh-century theologian and encyclopedist who tried to record everything ever known.

    73644 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  75. My geriatric cat has a hard time cleaning her face. She came up with a plan.

    73626 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  76. Australians are savage

    73554 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  77. TIL Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop sold "bio-frequency stickers" made of the "carbon material NASA uses to line space suits" they claimed would "rebalance the energy frequency in our bodies." When alerted to the product, NASA said their spacesuits weren’t even lined with carbon material.

    73468 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  78. In years to come there will be legions of Instagram "Models" and "Influencers" working shitty jobs because their looks have faded and they haven't got any work experience.

    73439 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  79. This baby koala was discovered yesterday morning after it fell out of its mothers pouch, crawled to a nearby house, and found a golden retriever named Asha to cling to to keep warm overnight

    73284 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  80. In Norway when they have too many apples they make it so others can enjoy it.

    73193 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  81. Our old boy is getting put down today. Somehow our other 2 seem to know, and they've been saying goodbye all morning.

    73031 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  82. To quote my friend "I couldn't tell who was happier to see who!" Dad is back home!

    72948 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  83. Met a hefty 225 pounder malamute yesterday! Giant is an understatement

    72936 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  84. Mom had a stranger on her deck this morning.

    72903 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  85. Very skillful

    72862 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  86. Get yourself a dog that loves you like this.

    72660 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  87. TIL In 1966 Ronald Reagan wrote to JellyBelly, saying "We owe you a special measure of thanks for helping keep our state government running smoothly." "It's gotten to the point...where we can hardly start a meeting or make a decision without passing around a jar of jelly beans."

    72534 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  88. He didn't even flinch when I grabbed the camera...

    72507 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  89. TIL 48 hours before Deadpool was green lit by 20th Century Fox, the studio cut the film's budget by $7-8 million down to $58 million. Numerous changes were made as a result, such as having Deadpool forget his bag of guns before the final battle sequence to avoid a costly gun fight in the third act.

    72468 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  90. Trump On Kim Jong Un: ‘He Wrote Me Beautiful Letters. We Fell In Love.’

    72342 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  91. TIL: John Francis, an American environmentalist, decided to stop speaking for a day to learn to listen better to his opponents. He turned it into a 17-year vow of silence. During those 17 years, he went to school and even earned a PhD.

    72314 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  92. TIL Abercrombie & Fitch offered the cast of Jersey Shore "substantial payment" to stop wearing their brand

    72280 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  93. Wrestler goes full Matrix Mode to avoid a takedown

    72248 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  94. Truth

    72153 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  95. What could the U.S.A. have spent $1,000,000,000,000 on instead of a 17 year-long war in Afghanistan?

    71996 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  96. A weeping George Gillette in 1940, witnessing the forced sale of 155,000 acres of land for the Garrison Dam and Reservoir, dislocating more than 900 Native American families

    71995 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  97. Fallout 4, years later, still gets me

    71809 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  98. Paralyzed man invents a mechanism that allows other people who have trouble eating with utensils to more easily feed themselves.

    71781 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  99. just a reminder!

    71707 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  100. The truck shows you whats ahead of it!

    71385 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018