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Reddit (Sep 2018)
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He made a post asking for opinions about his behavior toward a customer service worker. I called his behavior creepy. He then proves my point and then wants to know “the psychoanalytical reasoning of my mind.”
7131 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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Just found out my crush is a lesbian.
7131 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
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Caution - Wet Floor
7129 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018
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Best Shirt Ever
7125 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018
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Just told my professor (that I'm currently enrolled in a derivatives course with) that I've been trading options. His response: "have you heard of a redit page called wallstreetbets?"
7119 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018
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The neckbeard's guide to feeeeeeeeemale body language
7118 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018
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🔥 Yellow Throated Marten
7115 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018
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Would it be beastiality if you had sex with a human person, while their every move is being controlled by a rat under their hat?
7114 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
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Perfectly balanced format.
7114 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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I guess it's f***ing good frozen yogurt
7109 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018
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Interesting Title
7103 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018
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Emilia’s GoT tattoo!
7102 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
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Anime_irl
7099 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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Bing is clearly superior
7098 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018
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Jupiter’s magnetic field is surprisingly weird, which hints at complex rumblings deep within the planet
7097 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018
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Molly-Sirius-Harry Relationship In A Nutshell
7097 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018
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Dad builds a ninja warrior course for his daughter...
7090 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018
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Upstanding citizens
7089 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018
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How to efficiently defeat a mindflayer
7089 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018
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This guy tried to make sure that as many of his co-workers at Cantor Fitzgerald as possible excited WTC1 and then did a final floor search. The tower collapsed before he finished. He was my friend, and his name was Balewa Blackman.
7080 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018
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Worth the wait all these years.
7078 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
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Mushrooms growing in the skeleton of a deer
7078 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018
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THANOS MINION
7078 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
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Not Paying Attention While I’m At Work....WCGW?
7076 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018
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When dad instincts kick in.
7076 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018
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Let's vote on it!
7070 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018
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My Dad somehow managed to get his phone stuck in Chinese
7070 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018
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Ubisoft CEO loves working with Nintendo, is a "big fan" of Miyamoto
7064 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018
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ELI5: What is the difference between Country A printing more currency, and Country B giving Country A currency? I understand why printing more currency can lead to inflation, but am confused about why the second scenario does not also lead to inflation.
7063 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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Wholesome teacher
7062 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
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Gamers of Reddit, what are the most common mistakes my mom makes in bed?
7061 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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Revamping the Quarantine Function
7060 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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The way the lighting system works
7053 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018
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TIL that a veterinarian is often the first to see signs of domestic and child abuse
7052 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018
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Republicans in swing districts are scared to tell voters the truth about Planned Parenthood; they want to defund the non-profit. Out of 100+ competitive races only 13 candidates have told voters of their desire to defund the non-profit.
7047 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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The common term is cancer, but the scientific name is really _____.
7043 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018
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Angry because nobody will buy her a reborn doll.
7043 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018
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Adam Lanza helps Anon
7036 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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Crappy idea
7036 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018
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Grilled Mac n' Cheese Sandwich with Crispy Bacon
7034 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
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I'm a cop
7033 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
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Job listing from helpdesk assistant
7031 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018
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Top secret footage from upcoming Avengers: Civil War 2
7031 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018
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TIL The reason Drake has No Stylist is because he is actually a highly experienced groomer himself.
7025 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018
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made the joker in oblivion. can’t wait to go to jail 100 times for violating the law and not paying the court of fine for being a gamer. sad!
7023 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
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Do people actually like the taste of alcohol?
7022 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
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Stop motion parkour.
7017 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
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15 European gambling regulators unite to tackle loot box threat
7013 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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idk if this counts but c’mon it’s free.
7009 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
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PsBattle: A baby tapir
7005 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018
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Ah yes, women only keep their trauma a secret until it is time to denounce a politician they dislike and would face no backlash otherwise /s. Fucking yikes.
7002 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018
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I'm an Emergency Physician and wanted to talk about Apple Watch's new ECG
6991 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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Me_irl
6989 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018
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Pwned
6983 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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Upvoting a Feminist meme like
6982 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
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Google Complies With Russian Order to Take Down Opposition Leader's YouTube Ads
6981 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018
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What do you think of my spotify commute play-list?
6976 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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Brexit cartoon
6976 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018
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Found in class today
6968 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
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What was the most stupid thing you did because you were horny?
6962 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018
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Pregnant woman thinks she's more important than others.
6961 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
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Almost half of US cellphone calls will be scams by next year, says report - CNET
6961 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
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I want to speak at your boss
6957 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
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How in the hell?!?!
6957 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018
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Found on me_irl (sorry for the battery life)
6957 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018
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'Highly probable' Pussy Riot member was poisoned, say German doctors
6955 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018
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When you’re sister kills herself this is the last thing you want to read.
6955 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018
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kid thinks she disappeared
6955 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018
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so this is what happens when furries try to make propaganda
6954 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018
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Wife passed away. I would truly appreciate some help figuring out where I stand.
6953 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018
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Thought I made a friend in class.... turned out to be a hun bot. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!!
6951 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018
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Since when did Fruit Pastilles become r/showerthoughts?
6949 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018
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I put a heating pad on my face to treat a migraine
6948 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018
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I wonder why my coat hasn’t torn yet tbh...
6943 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
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Let’s make this happen guys!
6938 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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meirl
6936 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018
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What is a case of Instant Karma you witnessed?
6929 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018
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(NSFW) What’s the worst thing you have witnessed at a bachelor/bachelorette party?
6927 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018
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Potential profit, invest?
6927 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018
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HMRB (first edition) while I complete this insane dive
6926 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018
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Thanks for the help dad
6925 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018
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Ninja says it
6924 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018
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Anon wants to bite girls
6921 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018
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Playing a dangerous game, dude
6910 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018
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Giving a hug to an attacker.
6907 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018
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Meet Brontasaurus, named for her most prominent feature.
6905 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018
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LPT: if you see a TSA agent wearing a white shirt at airport security, get out of that line and go to someone with a blue shirt. White shirts are new hires and are in training.
6896 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018
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From yesterday’s Comic Con Stockholm 2018
6893 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018
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Somewhat accurate
6892 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018
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Just got this in my PS messages
6890 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
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Yea... I Can Just Pass Here In The Turning Lane. 🤔
6889 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018
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This sub.
6888 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018
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Can I buy a vowel?
6886 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018
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Excusme what the f
6883 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018
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EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS COOL CAT
6871 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
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I'm Dallas Morning News Editor Mike Wilson and I'm leading coverage of Botham Jean's killing in Dallas AMA
6869 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018
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Today for the first time in my Anorexia recovery being told “I look healthy” made me happy not guilty! Yay for good mental shifts!
6869 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018
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H8 is seen as "Hate" but actually spells "Height"
6857 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018
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ULPT: when someone elderly asks what your children want for Christmas, tell them a gadget or video game you really want. The elderly relative thinks they are being cool, your child won't want the gift so you can have it, and they will get plenty of other presents anyway.
6854 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
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Better ask yo momma... 🙄🙄
6854 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018