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Reddit (Sep 2018)

  1. He made a post asking for opinions about his behavior toward a customer service worker. I called his behavior creepy. He then proves my point and then wants to know “the psychoanalytical reasoning of my mind.”

    7131 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  2. Just found out my crush is a lesbian.

    7131 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  3. Caution - Wet Floor

    7129 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  4. Best Shirt Ever

    7125 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  5. Just told my professor (that I'm currently enrolled in a derivatives course with) that I've been trading options. His response: "have you heard of a redit page called wallstreetbets?"

    7119 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  6. The neckbeard's guide to feeeeeeeeemale body language

    7118 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  7. 🔥 Yellow Throated Marten

    7115 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  8. Would it be beastiality if you had sex with a human person, while their every move is being controlled by a rat under their hat?

    7114 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  9. Perfectly balanced format.

    7114 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  10. I guess it's f***ing good frozen yogurt

    7109 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  11. Interesting Title

    7103 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  12. Emilia’s GoT tattoo!

    7102 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  13. Anime_irl

    7099 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  14. Bing is clearly superior

    7098 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  15. Jupiter’s magnetic field is surprisingly weird, which hints at complex rumblings deep within the planet

    7097 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  16. Molly-Sirius-Harry Relationship In A Nutshell

    7097 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  17. Dad builds a ninja warrior course for his daughter...

    7090 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  18. Upstanding citizens

    7089 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  19. How to efficiently defeat a mindflayer

    7089 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  20. This guy tried to make sure that as many of his co-workers at Cantor Fitzgerald as possible excited WTC1 and then did a final floor search. The tower collapsed before he finished. He was my friend, and his name was Balewa Blackman.

    7080 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  21. Worth the wait all these years.

    7078 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  22. Mushrooms growing in the skeleton of a deer

    7078 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  23. THANOS MINION

    7078 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  24. Not Paying Attention While I’m At Work....WCGW?

    7076 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  25. When dad instincts kick in.

    7076 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  26. Let's vote on it!

    7070 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  27. My Dad somehow managed to get his phone stuck in Chinese

    7070 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  28. Ubisoft CEO loves working with Nintendo, is a "big fan" of Miyamoto

    7064 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  29. ELI5: What is the difference between Country A printing more currency, and Country B giving Country A currency? I understand why printing more currency can lead to inflation, but am confused about why the second scenario does not also lead to inflation.

    7063 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  30. Wholesome teacher

    7062 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  31. Gamers of Reddit, what are the most common mistakes my mom makes in bed?

    7061 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  32. Revamping the Quarantine Function

    7060 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  33. The way the lighting system works

    7053 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  34. TIL that a veterinarian is often the first to see signs of domestic and child abuse

    7052 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  35. Republicans in swing districts are scared to tell voters the truth about Planned Parenthood; they want to defund the non-profit. Out of 100+ competitive races only 13 candidates have told voters of their desire to defund the non-profit.

    7047 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  36. The common term is cancer, but the scientific name is really _____.

    7043 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  37. Angry because nobody will buy her a reborn doll.

    7043 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  38. Adam Lanza helps Anon

    7036 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  39. Crappy idea

    7036 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  40. Grilled Mac n' Cheese Sandwich with Crispy Bacon

    7034 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  41. I'm a cop

    7033 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  42. Job listing from helpdesk assistant

    7031 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  43. Top secret footage from upcoming Avengers: Civil War 2

    7031 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  44. TIL The reason Drake has No Stylist is because he is actually a highly experienced groomer himself.

    7025 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  45. made the joker in oblivion. can’t wait to go to jail 100 times for violating the law and not paying the court of fine for being a gamer. sad!

    7023 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  46. Do people actually like the taste of alcohol?

    7022 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  47. Stop motion parkour.

    7017 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  48. 15 European gambling regulators unite to tackle loot box threat

    7013 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  49. idk if this counts but c’mon it’s free.

    7009 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  50. PsBattle: A baby tapir

    7005 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  51. Ah yes, women only keep their trauma a secret until it is time to denounce a politician they dislike and would face no backlash otherwise /s. Fucking yikes.

    7002 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  52. I'm an Emergency Physician and wanted to talk about Apple Watch's new ECG

    6991 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  53. Me_irl

    6989 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  54. Pwned

    6983 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  55. Upvoting a Feminist meme like

    6982 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  56. Google Complies With Russian Order to Take Down Opposition Leader's YouTube Ads

    6981 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  57. What do you think of my spotify commute play-list?

    6976 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  58. Brexit cartoon

    6976 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  59. Found in class today

    6968 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  60. What was the most stupid thing you did because you were horny?

    6962 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  61. Pregnant woman thinks she's more important than others.

    6961 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  62. Almost half of US cellphone calls will be scams by next year, says report - CNET

    6961 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  63. I want to speak at your boss

    6957 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  64. How in the hell?!?!

    6957 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  65. Found on me_irl (sorry for the battery life)

    6957 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  66. 'Highly probable' Pussy Riot member was poisoned, say German doctors

    6955 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  67. When you’re sister kills herself this is the last thing you want to read.

    6955 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  68. kid thinks she disappeared

    6955 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  69. so this is what happens when furries try to make propaganda

    6954 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  70. Wife passed away. I would truly appreciate some help figuring out where I stand.

    6953 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  71. Thought I made a friend in class.... turned out to be a hun bot. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!!

    6951 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  72. Since when did Fruit Pastilles become r/showerthoughts?

    6949 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  73. I put a heating pad on my face to treat a migraine

    6948 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  74. I wonder why my coat hasn’t torn yet tbh...

    6943 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  75. Let’s make this happen guys!

    6938 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  76. meirl

    6936 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  77. What is a case of Instant Karma you witnessed?

    6929 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  78. (NSFW) What’s the worst thing you have witnessed at a bachelor/bachelorette party?

    6927 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  79. Potential profit, invest?

    6927 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  80. HMRB (first edition) while I complete this insane dive

    6926 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  81. Thanks for the help dad

    6925 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  82. Ninja says it

    6924 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  83. Anon wants to bite girls

    6921 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  84. Playing a dangerous game, dude

    6910 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  85. Giving a hug to an attacker.

    6907 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  86. Meet Brontasaurus, named for her most prominent feature.

    6905 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  87. LPT: if you see a TSA agent wearing a white shirt at airport security, get out of that line and go to someone with a blue shirt. White shirts are new hires and are in training.

    6896 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  88. From yesterday’s Comic Con Stockholm 2018

    6893 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  89. Somewhat accurate

    6892 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  90. Just got this in my PS messages

    6890 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  91. Yea... I Can Just Pass Here In The Turning Lane. 🤔

    6889 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  92. This sub.

    6888 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  93. Can I buy a vowel?

    6886 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  94. Excusme what the f

    6883 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  95. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS COOL CAT

    6871 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  96. I'm Dallas Morning News Editor Mike Wilson and I'm leading coverage of Botham Jean's killing in Dallas AMA

    6869 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  97. Today for the first time in my Anorexia recovery being told “I look healthy” made me happy not guilty! Yay for good mental shifts!

    6869 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  98. H8 is seen as "Hate" but actually spells "Height"

    6857 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  99. ULPT: when someone elderly asks what your children want for Christmas, tell them a gadget or video game you really want. The elderly relative thinks they are being cool, your child won't want the gift so you can have it, and they will get plenty of other presents anyway.

    6854 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  100. Better ask yo momma... 🙄🙄

    6854 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018