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Reddit (Sep 2018)
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Stop chatting shit Frank. No way those stubby things are going to work.
6437 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018
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Selling your soul to the devil
6429 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
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Today, I was the idiot. Accidentally shifted into drive instead of reverse.
6423 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018
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Head pong
6422 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
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Memes about the trending meme. Profits secure.
6418 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018
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Can't enjoy Legos
6418 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018
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New suppressed AR coming!
6409 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018
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The Whistle Language
6399 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018
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MRW someone tells me if Cameron Diaz marries film director James Cameron, she'd be Cameron Cameron
6395 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
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House nearly spilt in half by crane in Baldwin Park, FL
6392 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018
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Apple stepped up their customer service game to god level
6385 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
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We're having a week...
6381 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018
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19th Century Abandoned Mansion [2050x1040]
6381 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
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Debtor’s Prisons are outlawed in America
6381 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018
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When sign language users are medically confused, have dementia, or have mental illnesses, is sign language communication affected in a similar way speech can be? I’m wondering about things like “word salad” or “clanging”.
6378 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018
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Humility is a virtue
6377 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018
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Deer find their way into a home to escape a storm
6376 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018
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Let's do it
6375 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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Due to its low budget, the prop department of ‘Halloween’ (1978) was forced to use a cheap Star Trek mask of William Shatner. They spray painted it white, teased the hair, and reshaped the eyeholes. Shatner reported he had no clue his likeness was being used until years later.
6361 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
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What movie was average until a twist made it epic?
6353 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018
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Kids really be telling it all😂
6348 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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Uh-oh...
6338 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018
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Just had the most amazing time at the Gambino Concert in ATL
6333 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018
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Ready
6320 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018
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Oscars for the suggestion maybe??
6318 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
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Kid throws garbage on bus. Gets rocked.
6316 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018
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Life would be a lot better if at the end of every day you were asked if you "Want to save the changes"
6313 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018
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It's a bit ridiculous the way some modern "action" movies never go more than 1-2 seconds without quick-cutting. Some fight scenes will have 10 cuts in 10 seconds. It becomes extremely difficult to stay immersed, or even tell what is happening.
6303 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018
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Miss shows like this
6298 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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Can someone fucking explain to my why Christine Blasey Ford, Kavanaugh's accuser, has taken a polygraph...but Kavanaugh, the accused, has not? Oh, right... because it's only the WOMEN who are never believed. #IBelieveHer
6298 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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Left my bag upon entry of Thrift store, they sold it while I was there.
6287 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018
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This is so sad 😫😤😤😤
6284 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018
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France becomes the first country in Euorpe to ban all five pesticides killing bees- France will take a radical step towards protecting its dwindling bee population on saturday by banning all five pesticides researchers believe are killing off the insects.
6282 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018
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Wait for it...
6281 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
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So I fell for a scam yesterday and it still angers me.
6275 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018
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We take for granted that one of the most symbiotic relationships on Earth is between mentally ill wolves and superintelligent apes
6275 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018
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People are burning Nike's because they're unable to put themselves in someone else's shoes.
6271 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018
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A few weeks ago my husband and I went to a Harry Potter Charity event as Mr and Mrs Weasley.
6270 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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"Gay former Hillary supporter… Because of the Kavanaugh smear campaign I will be voting a full Republican ticket this November". Posting history shows he's been active on right wing subs for over a year.
6264 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018
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Back when cocaine was an ingredient in Coca Cola, a Jack & Coke must have been a REALLY potent drink.
6259 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018
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Ain’t it the truth..
6256 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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The world's greatest deliberative body
6254 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018
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(WA) Neighbor who took cringe pictures with my car ia threatening me for “ruining his reputation”
6252 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018
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The Golden God With His Golden Family
6251 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
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Serena Williams Berating Ref at US Open
6249 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018
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MRW hero0fwar takes mod abuse to a new level by closing the sub for a week.
6241 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018
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Funny yet true
6237 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
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Found out my Grandfather put $400 into a mutual fund when I was born. It's now worth 1.8k. Should i leave it or reinvest?
6233 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018
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My professor was surprised and happy he was on the front page yesterday!
6224 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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how is this fair
6220 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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Ouija, it's time to settle the age old question. Coke or Pepsi?
6213 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
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What person or job title holds far more power and influence than most people realize?
6212 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018
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[MEGATHREAD] Animal Crossing: 2019
6211 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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Nice guy spotted on insta story
6205 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018
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Nintendo Direct 09 06 2018
6202 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018
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My dad passed away this week after nearly 3 years of battling with cancer. He was so kind and soft spoken. Always there for me. I miss him so much. I wanted to share his photo so people can see him and think of him. His name was George, he was 63.
6201 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018
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Don't let the release of Yahndi distract you from the fact that All of Lights (Interlude) which is exclusively a piano playing is considered explicit.
6200 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018
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[Haiku]This Is My Swamp
6200 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018
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Looking on as Zuko get his face burned... sums up their feelings for him pretty well
6196 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018
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Insist on grading assignment your way after we’ve told you it’s flawed and can be gamed? Ok then
6194 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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An interesting graffiti
6192 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018
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The Builder | Default Diaries #009
6192 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018
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he will never know.
6190 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
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My niece did report, and now she’s paying dearly for it.
6190 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
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[No regrets] I conned my way into being a therapist
6186 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018
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Wanted to share with you guys my Bellatrix Lestrange cosplay work in progress, pretty happy so far! (More pictures will be posted on my Instagram!) :)
6185 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
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A crocodile in Florida had its head crushed by a car in Florida. Thanks to veterinary aid, it’s literally metal.
6182 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018
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(CA) I own a small business that is expanding. A transwoman who has been an employee of mine for the past year has requested that I do not hire any cis women, as it would trigger and make her uncomfortable. I fired her for this and now she is threatening to sue.
6181 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018
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Not sure if it counts, as its just the shipping box? But god damn does is slide in nicely...
6179 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018
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80 IQ without even trying!
6177 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
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Delicious Brown Tsunami
6176 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018
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We all laughed...
6170 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018
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Do (fighter) airplanes really have an onboard system that warns if someone is target locking it, as computer games and movies make us believe? And if so, how does it work?
6164 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
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I am Alexandria Brown, a dominatrix who recently published a book on my relationship to Charlottesville organizer and former neo-Nazi candidate for U.S. Senator—Augustus Sol Invictus. AMA.
6164 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
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r/smashbros is weird
6162 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018
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ADSsss
6160 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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Amazon:The Truth Behind the Click (2013) Working conditions in Amazon's giant warehouses have been condemned by unions as among the worst in Britain. The documentary exposes the exploitative conditions and immense pressure the workers go through. [28:49]
6153 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018
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PETITION FOR THIS SUB TO BECOME A LIL PUMP SUBREDDIT IF THE ALBUM DOESN'T DROP TODAY
6152 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018
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Maybe Maybe Maybe
6152 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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Taking a panoramic photo while rolling down a hill.
6149 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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TIFU at the urinal by catching myself in a zipper
6144 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
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Actor after finish filming the movie starter pack
6144 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018
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What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?
6143 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018
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"I've made a mistake"
6136 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018
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I am not your Uber. Or your minicab. Or a Hackney.
6123 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018
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(19F) I have a genetic disorder and struggle with fine motor control. I have the handwriting of a 6yo normally. After months & months of practicing holding the markers steady & working on my calligraphy, I was able to do this card for my SO’s birthday! (Yes, I know that’s not how the song goes lol.)
6120 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018
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[WP] When you were little your grandad passed away and left his dog to your family. He was the goodest boy. Loyal, fun, your best friend. It’s been 70 years and you’re old and frail, but your dog is still alive. You think he’s immortal. One day, he speaks. “It’s time you knew the truth, old friend”
6120 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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This stick that I stepped on
6119 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018
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*orgasms*
6115 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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Greeting
6105 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
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Potential new gym doesn't accept credit cards, will only deduct directly from bank account
6104 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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Crabs and lobsters deserve protection from being cooked alive
6097 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
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Do not try this at home
6092 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018
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A big brother doesn’t let his disability stop him from helping his sister ❤️
6088 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018
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"That is a mathematical nonsense"
6082 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018
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smoobfrica
6080 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018
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Brutal homicide in r/babybumps over vaginal birth elitism.
6078 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
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just a bit more off the top
6074 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018
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[Postgame Thread] Maryland Defeats Texas 34-29
6070 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018
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It’s over Anakin, I have the _______
6070 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018