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Reddit (Sep 2018)

  1. Stop chatting shit Frank. No way those stubby things are going to work.

    6437 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  2. Selling your soul to the devil

    6429 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  3. Today, I was the idiot. Accidentally shifted into drive instead of reverse.

    6423 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  4. Head pong

    6422 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  5. Memes about the trending meme. Profits secure.

    6418 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  6. Can't enjoy Legos

    6418 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  7. New suppressed AR coming!

    6409 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  8. The Whistle Language

    6399 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  9. MRW someone tells me if Cameron Diaz marries film director James Cameron, she'd be Cameron Cameron

    6395 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  10. House nearly spilt in half by crane in Baldwin Park, FL

    6392 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  11. Apple stepped up their customer service game to god level

    6385 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  12. We're having a week...

    6381 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  13. 19th Century Abandoned Mansion [2050x1040]

    6381 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  14. Debtor’s Prisons are outlawed in America

    6381 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  15. When sign language users are medically confused, have dementia, or have mental illnesses, is sign language communication affected in a similar way speech can be? I’m wondering about things like “word salad” or “clanging”.

    6378 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  16. Humility is a virtue

    6377 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  17. Deer find their way into a home to escape a storm

    6376 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  18. Let's do it

    6375 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  19. Due to its low budget, the prop department of ‘Halloween’ (1978) was forced to use a cheap Star Trek mask of William Shatner. They spray painted it white, teased the hair, and reshaped the eyeholes. Shatner reported he had no clue his likeness was being used until years later.

    6361 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  20. What movie was average until a twist made it epic?

    6353 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  21. Kids really be telling it all😂

    6348 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  22. Uh-oh...

    6338 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  23. Just had the most amazing time at the Gambino Concert in ATL

    6333 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  24. Ready

    6320 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  25. Oscars for the suggestion maybe??

    6318 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  26. Kid throws garbage on bus. Gets rocked.

    6316 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  27. Life would be a lot better if at the end of every day you were asked if you "Want to save the changes"

    6313 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  28. It's a bit ridiculous the way some modern "action" movies never go more than 1-2 seconds without quick-cutting. Some fight scenes will have 10 cuts in 10 seconds. It becomes extremely difficult to stay immersed, or even tell what is happening.

    6303 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  29. Miss shows like this

    6298 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  30. Can someone fucking explain to my why Christine Blasey Ford, Kavanaugh's accuser, has taken a polygraph...but Kavanaugh, the accused, has not? Oh, right... because it's only the WOMEN who are never believed. #IBelieveHer

    6298 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  31. Left my bag upon entry of Thrift store, they sold it while I was there.

    6287 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  32. This is so sad 😫😤😤😤

    6284 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  33. France becomes the first country in Euorpe to ban all five pesticides killing bees- France will take a radical step towards protecting its dwindling bee population on saturday by banning all five pesticides researchers believe are killing off the insects.

    6282 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  34. Wait for it...

    6281 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  35. So I fell for a scam yesterday and it still angers me.

    6275 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  36. We take for granted that one of the most symbiotic relationships on Earth is between mentally ill wolves and superintelligent apes

    6275 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  37. People are burning Nike's because they're unable to put themselves in someone else's shoes.

    6271 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  38. A few weeks ago my husband and I went to a Harry Potter Charity event as Mr and Mrs Weasley.

    6270 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  39. "Gay former Hillary supporter… Because of the Kavanaugh smear campaign I will be voting a full Republican ticket this November". Posting history shows he's been active on right wing subs for over a year.

    6264 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  40. Back when cocaine was an ingredient in Coca Cola, a Jack & Coke must have been a REALLY potent drink.

    6259 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  41. Ain’t it the truth..

    6256 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  42. The world's greatest deliberative body

    6254 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  43. (WA) Neighbor who took cringe pictures with my car ia threatening me for “ruining his reputation”

    6252 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  44. The Golden God With His Golden Family

    6251 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  45. Serena Williams Berating Ref at US Open

    6249 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  46. MRW hero0fwar takes mod abuse to a new level by closing the sub for a week.

    6241 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  47. Funny yet true

    6237 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  48. Found out my Grandfather put $400 into a mutual fund when I was born. It's now worth 1.8k. Should i leave it or reinvest?

    6233 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  49. My professor was surprised and happy he was on the front page yesterday!

    6224 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  50. how is this fair

    6220 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  51. Ouija, it's time to settle the age old question. Coke or Pepsi?

    6213 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  52. What person or job title holds far more power and influence than most people realize?

    6212 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  53. [MEGATHREAD] Animal Crossing: 2019

    6211 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  54. Nice guy spotted on insta story

    6205 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  55. Nintendo Direct 09 06 2018

    6202 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  56. My dad passed away this week after nearly 3 years of battling with cancer. He was so kind and soft spoken. Always there for me. I miss him so much. I wanted to share his photo so people can see him and think of him. His name was George, he was 63.

    6201 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  57. Don't let the release of Yahndi distract you from the fact that All of Lights (Interlude) which is exclusively a piano playing is considered explicit.

    6200 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  58. [Haiku]This Is My Swamp

    6200 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  59. Looking on as Zuko get his face burned... sums up their feelings for him pretty well

    6196 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  60. Insist on grading assignment your way after we’ve told you it’s flawed and can be gamed? Ok then

    6194 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  61. An interesting graffiti

    6192 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  62. The Builder | Default Diaries #009

    6192 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  63. he will never know.

    6190 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  64. My niece did report, and now she’s paying dearly for it.

    6190 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  65. [No regrets] I conned my way into being a therapist

    6186 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  66. Wanted to share with you guys my Bellatrix Lestrange cosplay work in progress, pretty happy so far! (More pictures will be posted on my Instagram!) :)

    6185 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  67. A crocodile in Florida had its head crushed by a car in Florida. Thanks to veterinary aid, it’s literally metal.

    6182 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  68. (CA) I own a small business that is expanding. A transwoman who has been an employee of mine for the past year has requested that I do not hire any cis women, as it would trigger and make her uncomfortable. I fired her for this and now she is threatening to sue.

    6181 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  69. Not sure if it counts, as its just the shipping box? But god damn does is slide in nicely...

    6179 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  70. 80 IQ without even trying!

    6177 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  71. Delicious Brown Tsunami

    6176 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  72. We all laughed...

    6170 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  73. Do (fighter) airplanes really have an onboard system that warns if someone is target locking it, as computer games and movies make us believe? And if so, how does it work?

    6164 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  74. I am Alexandria Brown, a dominatrix who recently published a book on my relationship to Charlottesville organizer and former neo-Nazi candidate for U.S. Senator—Augustus Sol Invictus. AMA.

    6164 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  75. r/smashbros is weird

    6162 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  76. ADSsss

    6160 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  77. Amazon:The Truth Behind the Click (2013) Working conditions in Amazon's giant warehouses have been condemned by unions as among the worst in Britain. The documentary exposes the exploitative conditions and immense pressure the workers go through. [28:49]

    6153 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  78. PETITION FOR THIS SUB TO BECOME A LIL PUMP SUBREDDIT IF THE ALBUM DOESN'T DROP TODAY

    6152 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  79. Maybe Maybe Maybe

    6152 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  80. Taking a panoramic photo while rolling down a hill.

    6149 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  81. TIFU at the urinal by catching myself in a zipper

    6144 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  82. Actor after finish filming the movie starter pack

    6144 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  83. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

    6143 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  84. "I've made a mistake"

    6136 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  85. I am not your Uber. Or your minicab. Or a Hackney.

    6123 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  86. (19F) I have a genetic disorder and struggle with fine motor control. I have the handwriting of a 6yo normally. After months & months of practicing holding the markers steady & working on my calligraphy, I was able to do this card for my SO’s birthday! (Yes, I know that’s not how the song goes lol.)

    6120 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  87. [WP] When you were little your grandad passed away and left his dog to your family. He was the goodest boy. Loyal, fun, your best friend. It’s been 70 years and you’re old and frail, but your dog is still alive. You think he’s immortal. One day, he speaks. “It’s time you knew the truth, old friend”

    6120 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  88. This stick that I stepped on

    6119 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  89. *orgasms*

    6115 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  90. Greeting

    6105 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  91. Potential new gym doesn't accept credit cards, will only deduct directly from bank account

    6104 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  92. Crabs and lobsters deserve protection from being cooked alive

    6097 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  93. Do not try this at home

    6092 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  94. A big brother doesn’t let his disability stop him from helping his sister ❤️

    6088 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  95. "That is a mathematical nonsense"

    6082 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  96. smoobfrica

    6080 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  97. Brutal homicide in r/babybumps over vaginal birth elitism.

    6078 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  98. just a bit more off the top

    6074 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  99. [Postgame Thread] Maryland Defeats Texas 34-29

    6070 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  100. It’s over Anakin, I have the _______

    6070 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018