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Reddit (Sep 2018)
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Think the local library needs to rethink their signs.
6852 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018
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Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
6852 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018
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In case you wanted to put your water somewhere...
6842 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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Getting away with crime
6835 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018
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Madlads at nike
6835 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018
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Imagine being this toxic.
6821 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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Outrageous language here from the BBC, they ought to know better!
6821 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018
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Lancashire Police’s guide to “youth language”
6820 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018
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How To One-Up Adam and Eve's Sin
6818 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
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"your service isnt even good" but give for free anyways + profanity.
6806 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018
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Please Be Civil When Talking To/About The Roll20 Staff
6806 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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“Don’t do that to me”
6805 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018
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“Do you folks need help?”
6798 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018
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Harry Potter was first published in the US 20 years ago today
6794 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018
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Demonstrating the consequences of deforestation, and the importance of trees
6780 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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So we just gonna act like we don't see the over sized kid in the basket.
6780 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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LiOn jUmPs iNtO oPen vEhiCLe aNd fUcKiNg kIlLs aLl hUmAnS.
6774 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018
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I do love bees
6774 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018
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[Post Game Thread] Thursday Night Football - Browns WIN!!!!!!!!!
6774 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018
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Oh you each want me to testify to the other's bad behaviour? Okay then.
6772 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
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Those who are choosing to stay during Hurricane Florence, what are your reasons?
6771 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018
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Shopping Assistent
6771 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018
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Ruined my rapist's life
6771 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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I'm a sick fuck, I like a
6768 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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Posted to a local church's Facebook
6766 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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My friends house was stolen [OH]
6758 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
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Satellite company teams up with Amazon to bring internet connectivity to the 'whole planet'
6754 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018
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A key reason why Kavanaugh is being rammed through: separate sovereigns doctrine to be reviewed by SCOTUS in October. Would remove state's ability to prosecute crimes after a presidential pardon.
6750 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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Wcgw
6748 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018
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This shot of Watchman in Zion National Park is posted a lot. I tried to do it little different. [4789 X 7094][OC]
6744 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018
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[WP]: Your son's solution to every problem was to fake his own death. Broke a vase? Fake death. Failed a class? Fake death. Moving out to college, he mysteriously disappeared. 20 years later, you get letter in familiar handwriting. "Mom? Please don't get mad, but I REALLY need your help..."
6743 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
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Disturbing
6736 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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I've been logged into my ex's facebook account for 2 years, reading all her messages and notes. The recent mass-log-out meant I lost access and I feel a massive weight lifted off me, and I've also realized how sick I have been spying on her every word.
6735 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018
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Why are people angry at Nike?
6734 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018
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Sunsets are peaceful.
6729 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018
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ELI5: Why do submarines have to surface at all? Can't they just operate underwater for the entire length of the mission, especially if they are nuclear-powered?
6727 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018
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to do that “chinese stand up thing”
6725 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018
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Nostalgia :)
6725 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018
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California professor, writer of confidential Brett Kavanaugh letter, speaks out about her allegation of sexual assault -- "“I thought he might inadvertently kill me"
6719 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018
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My neighbors sidewalk makes me sick...(GORE WARNING)
6718 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018
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My sister got kicked out of her gym, they refuse to give her a refund for it after they renewed it themselves
6715 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
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Right in the nostalgia
6712 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018
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Sooner than they planned.
6699 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
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Zoeys last zoomies caught on camera.
6681 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018
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Badass doing it for murica
6680 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018
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One rapper that Eminem was too afraid to diss
6674 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018
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Yes, I work there, there, there, and there, but not here. (a wholsome little story)
6673 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018
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Spider making Spider-Man
6671 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
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I see your former Nazi power substation turned Burger King and raise you Prora, former unfinished Nazi hotel turned ... hotel
6669 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018
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$8 worth of Lunchables vs $8 worth of the same product if you bought it in non-lunchable form.
6664 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018
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Nude study 65, charcoal on paper, 24x16”
6660 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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Got my 9 year old PSN Account banned because of the Name...
6653 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
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F*ck
6651 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018
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If I’m in a dangerous situation where I have to run as fast as I can, how would that compare (speed wise) with me trying to run as fast as I can in a non dangerous situation, like a 100m sprint?
6643 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018
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The Current State of Telltale [GIF]
6640 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018
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SIR THAT IS NOT ALCOHOL
6640 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018
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wEll he ACtuAllY dEserVeD it
6635 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018
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Took a pic at same time the flash went off on my mate's camera. Looked pretty cool, so thought I'd share
6629 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018
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[Image] Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
6628 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
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Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles Remastered Edition is coming to Nintendo Switch in 2019
6627 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018
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"Find another fucking way to do it!"
6625 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018
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The tea is exceptionally good today
6618 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018
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Janice and Bob almost forgot they promised their son his own personal rave party that night
6615 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
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Don’t want to pay me my full shift for 7 months? I’ll get you fired...
6614 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
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Damn. Still no reply. 6/10
6611 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
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[OC] Silly Item - Helm of Thoughts And Prayers
6607 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018
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The animation of the Tale of the Three Brothers (i.e. Deathly Hallows) in the movie should have gotten an award, it is absolutely amazing
6603 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018
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ELI5: When you receive a local anaesthetic, although you don’t feel pain, why do you still feel pressure? Also, why does that area sometimes feel big or heavy (for example your lip when you get local anaesthetic for dentistry)
6603 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018
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Shoob hears all the food
6588 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018
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Arizona Sunset. Scottsdale, AZ. [1365x2048] [OC]
6585 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018
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Don’t screw this one up
6581 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018
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Vormir has been under our noses since 2011.
6580 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
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Even if you did have the $$$, isn't it risky to buy a house in today's economy/changing jobs every couple years?
6577 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018
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Gaming is life...
6575 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018
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Scuba girl in a wheelchair.
6571 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018
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Costco Spends $275 Million to Keep Their Rotisserie Chicken at $5
6570 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
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Yep, it's game time...
6560 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018
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That's an effective way to stop a fight
6557 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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Going back to work today sucked. I wanna be like Greg.
6553 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018
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hey everyone please open ur bible to psalm
6540 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018
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Thermal Camera
6538 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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I drew a peaceful bokoblin frying a fish under the hot hyrule sun
6528 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018
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Augmented Reality UI
6525 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018
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The most realistic scene in the MCU
6522 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018
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This mad lad sure knows how to save money
6517 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018
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Can we ban "can we appreciate" posts?
6515 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
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Company logos if they were from the 80’s
6508 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018
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You hid the body. Now comes the hard part.
6504 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018
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The way he has to hold back his tears tho... And then he is so happy about the gift. That is just Heartwarming
6502 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018
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TIL Even though FRIENDS went off-air 14 years ago, today Warner Bros. makes about $1 billion each year from the show through syndication revenue. The six main actors who get 2% of the revenue take home $20 million each every year without doing anything.
6493 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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Just saw this guy saying it's "impossible to rape your wife" Unfortunately, he wasn't the only one but his comments stood out the most so here they are.
6492 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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Avengers 4: Broken Bonds
6477 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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A surprise to be sure
6474 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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Battlefield V censors "white man" in the chat
6472 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018
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Willie Nelson will play his first-ever rally for a political candidate on behalf of Beto O’Rourke; "Beto embodies what is special about Texas, an energy and an integrity that is completely genuine"
6472 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018
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What's the LEAST impressive thing you've seen someone brag about?
6469 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018
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This sign at a restaurant in Muskogee, OK.
6460 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
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Wanted to give 9gag a chance. Never again.
6460 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018
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Bar tab mad lad
6460 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018
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Just a little misogyny and racism with your mlm
6449 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018