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Reddit (Sep 2018)
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Anon disappoints the BBEG
4642 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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Drug users count on Apple Watch, Fitbit to monitor heart rate during binges
4642 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018
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Yea... that’s what it’s for...
4638 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018
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TL;DR Airline says I was a no show on flight (but I can prove I was on it) and cancelled my return reservation - Need Advice
4638 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018
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Ubisoft Wants All Future Assassin’s Creed Games to Allow for a Choice of Gender
4636 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
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I’ve used the same candle since I was 6 years old. Today was my 21st birthday with Winnie the Pooh.
4630 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
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“Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos and his wife, MacKenzie, are creating a $2 billion fund to help homeless families and develop a network of preschools in low-income communities”
4628 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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Celebrities aren’t pricks for not wanting to sign autographs/take pictures on their off time, the public are pricks for feeling entitled to them.
4622 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
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Supreme Court Nominee Brett Kavanaugh Refuses Hand Shake With The Father Of Parkland Victim
4622 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018
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I suddenly love saving
4621 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
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This girl has the sweetest reaction to her mother's prank.
4617 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018
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I'm 32 and broke. I finally made my first budget ever and I'm -$700 in the hole every month. What do I do?
4614 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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TIFU by pissing myself
4610 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
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West Virginia poverty gets worse under Trump economy, not better
4607 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018
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What else are you supposed to do when someone throws a rock at you?
4595 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018
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Floor that looks like you've had LSD.
4590 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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When I was 4 my parents made me a suit that will size me till I was 10... 1995
4589 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
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STOP
4584 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018
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I dont think that she realizes she's the bigger idiot.
4579 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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What is up with the controversy surrounding Nagini from Fantastic Beasts 2 being cast as an Asian woman specifically?
4578 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018
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call the judge and get some fudge [poetry]
4577 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018
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First time in the snow for my lab pup!
4577 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
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All Franchises Currently Represented in Smash
4574 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018
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Wall at this metro station
4573 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018
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Two and a half years ago, I started making a game inspired by Atari's classic Lunar Lander. Ended up with this
4571 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
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One wish
4561 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018
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Mmmm... Toasty!
4558 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018
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'A' for effort.
4552 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018
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How the fuck is cyber bullying real
4545 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
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If you retired in 1987 with $750,000 in savings...
4544 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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In 1871, only about 12% of Paraguayans were male. What were the short-term and long-term effects of this?
4541 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
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Officers to fire blank rounds in drill at Pennsylvania school to expose students to sound of gunfire
4538 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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This is why you do a dry run.
4538 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018
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Dog's swift justice to a thief
4534 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018
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TIL: In WWI, Capt Robert Campbell, a British POW asked the Kaiser for leave to visit his dying mother. The Kaiser agreed, if he promised to return. Campbell returned. He and other prisoners then spent nine months tunneling out of the camp, although they were later captured and sent back.
4531 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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Current state of Smash Ultimate
4529 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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I borrowed this. Now can we stop?
4527 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018
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I'm Paolo Cattaneo. I've been travelling solo on my motorcycle for the past 3 years. I've explored almost the totality of Australia and the Americas; heading now for the old continent. AmA !!
4524 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
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I think this belongs here.
4523 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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Found out I was applying for a MLM, this was my response...
4521 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
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The samurai were true technological masterminds
4519 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018
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Justin Gatlin beats Usain bolt to win a gold at 100m. World championship final
4517 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
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I'm quite sure that mirrors don't work like that.
4508 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018
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Rewatching season 1 and I noticed this familiar face in jail
4503 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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Why are people’s palms never dark?
4503 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018
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Best Buddies at 10, 17 and 29 years old
4502 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018
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The wall has a strong gravitational pull
4501 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
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LPT: Stop comparing yourself to others. Instead, compare yourself to where you were 1-2 years ago. Whether it's fitness or finance, use that as motivation for your own goals
4500 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018
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New player accidentally kills child.
4495 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018
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Just realised Margot Martindale makes friends with the cast of OITNB in prison
4494 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018
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Senator conducts a public execution
4493 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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What character has an undiagnosed mental disorder everyone just ignores?
4481 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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I apologize for the swearing in this but that was pretty funny ngl
4472 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018
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My 5 year old son got punched in the face on the school bus
4471 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018
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A girl I know from high school had this in her “highlights” on Instagram under a category called CEO Life. I am laughing so hard, the DRAMATICS
4470 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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"Too salty"
4461 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018
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As an Xbox owner, this sucks.
4434 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018
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Found it in old store room. I am a teacher.
4430 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
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My(25M) girlfriend(26F) wants me to have sex with her best friend(26F)
4424 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
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What is going on with the roll20 subreddit?
4423 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson on the set of the Men in Black spinoff
4418 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
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Probably Tenured
4416 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018
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Harass employees of jails country-wide until they get restraining orders against you. Commit crimes. Be unable to go to jail.
4416 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018
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In addition to #whyididntreport I'd like to suggest #butnothingwasdone
4406 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
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After the events of The Phantom Menace why didn't Amidala or the jedi simply go back and buy Anakin's mothers freedom?
4402 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018
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The Lykoi, also called the Werewolf cat, is a natural mutation (occurred over the last 20 years) from a domestic short-haired cat that has the appearance of a classic Hollywood werewolf, hence its name
4397 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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100% real leaked track list
4397 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018
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To anyone who has dated / been married to a twin that has passed away, how does it feel seeing the other twin still alive?
4396 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018
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Kylie Jenner is a cunt
4393 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018
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[CA] A student at the preschool I work at is only being taught a fictional language
4389 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
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IAmA Police Officer in Northern England
4375 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018
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[WP] A stray dog happens to release a genie from it's lamp. The genie just wants to get the 3 wishes over with so it can go back to sleep, while the dog is just happy to have found a new friend.
4362 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018
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An honest look at the financial situation of a 27 year old... I'm sharing this just for the sake of sharing. Maybe it'll keep some other young adults motivated in their pursuit of financial stability.
4361 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018
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r/sjwhate banned. Guess who's next!
4360 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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My most unpopular asoiaf opinion: I hate Samwell Tarly [spoilers obviously]
4356 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018
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[Marvel] I'm a very low-level supervillain that just accidentially killed Spider-Man. What happens to me now?
4353 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018
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What is something you experienced as a kid you DONT want kids of this generation to experience?
4348 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018
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New 165lb division.
4345 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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Apartment lease verse deployment orders.
4344 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
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“My toddler son matched with you not me”
4342 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018
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[WP] They killed his hound, and stolen his steed. The rogue knight returns from retirement to teach them a lesson. He was known as the man you call to kill the shadow itself, and he was known as John, the Wicked.
4337 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018
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My fav part of the Kylie Milk&Cereal thread is Tatianna’s response to this guy
4336 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018
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Teachers of Reddit, What’s the most cringeworthy thing a student of yours has done to impress a crush?
4334 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018
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Ceramics was one of the few things I enjoyed doing during my struggle with depression, this is my proudest creation, hope you guys enjoy it.
4330 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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It bothers me when people claim being overweight isn't unhealthy
4320 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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My first word was “bullshit”
4316 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
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Finished another rewatch. Still can’t get over how incredible the finale is.
4314 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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27 minutes of heaven
4307 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018
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How high are you?
4307 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018
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Yeaaaaaaaa..... (audio on (
4306 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
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Woman claiming to own our property gave us a handwritten eviction notice [KY]
4303 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
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On keeping secrets
4295 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018
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The real speed of a plane captured from a blimp
4293 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018
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In Deadpool the serum Wade is injected with can be seen to have drops of blood in it. In the comic books, Deadpool garnered his healing factor from an experiment involving a sample of Wolverine's blood, implying that those drops of blood come from Wolverine.
4290 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018
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Coffee not sorry
4286 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018
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Savagery at its finest
4282 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
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Dogs and Cats getting along
4274 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018
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I quit, but before I leave, let me just ruin your job.
4274 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
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/u/foreverwasted provides a painfully true explanation of the irony around the Dallas police shooting
4264 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018
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I love this man
4259 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018