top stories
Reddit (Sep 2018)
-
AHHHH REDDIT
3509 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018
-
Update - I posted a bunch of creepy texts guys have sent me, onto Facebook and Instagram.
3506 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
-
I don’t even know why I log on anymore
3496 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
-
Max Scherzer's last 200 starts: 111-41, 2.75 ERA, 1335 IP, 1636 K. 11.03 K/9.
3494 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018
-
In my professional sales class we watched a scene from the office where Micheal and Jan went to chili's for the sale! The reason was to see what Micheal did right vs what Jan did wrong
3490 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018
-
People who joined the military later in life, what was the biggest difference between you and the 18 year old soldiers?
3481 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018
-
If you have two choices and you take away one choice then you have 0 choices
3481 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
-
What is up with the outrage going on in /r/witcher over the last 24 hours?
3474 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018
-
Oops
3474 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
-
Past and Present GameStop employees, what are your best cringe stories?
3473 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018
-
Stood up for a girl on the train
3469 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018
-
Cursed_Enjoyment
3464 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
-
Clemson football QB Kelly Bryant says he will transfer
3462 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
-
ELI5: Why does your skin turn red when pressure is applied for long periods of time?
3449 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018
-
CMV: The message of the MeToo movement should be something like “Give all women the benefit of the doubt, don’t dismiss them, and investigate their claims” rather than “Believe all women”
3443 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
-
A little puppy saying his first words
3438 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
-
Fallen down tree in Australia looks like a dragon
3436 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
-
Ricciardo being Ricciardo
3434 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018
-
What happens to sea life during a hurricane?
3431 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
-
Hypocritical Romania
3417 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
-
Reddit, do your thing
3416 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018
-
Avengers : Infinity War BTS
3401 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018
-
How to establish your dominance at university
3397 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018
-
What is something that people get wrong about your line of work?
3396 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
-
T-Mobile charged me $1600 dollars... but has no record of it? Help please
3389 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
-
Subreddit Status and Moderation Changes
3387 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
-
Antivaxxer wants papers for their thesis
3386 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018
-
If I was a lobster in the kitchens of the Titanic, would I have escaped it when it sank? Or was I pretty fucked?
3386 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
-
Dream Vacation
3381 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
-
After 9 months of teaching myself how to program I finally landed a job. I want to share some of the things I learned on how to achieve this goal (mostly focused on front end).
3377 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
-
People who work high-end retail stores, how do you feel ringing someone up for an amount of money on luxury items that could pay your yearly salary?
3377 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018
-
How come Ninja's wife doesn't love him?
3367 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
-
You musn'tn't converse the T̴̨̡͓͙̤̬͓̤͖͙̻̘̬̔ͫ͛͗̽̕͝ͅR̷̟͍̱͙̩̺͉̟̺͔͈̖̞̤̝͙̣̂ͦ̉̈́ͩ͛͡͡ͅͅỦ̺̞̲͚͔͓̫̘͍̯̳̗̜̭̈́ͧ̐ͨ̃ͣ̃̏͋͆̀̉͂̏ͬ̃͑́͟͠ͅṪ̡̧̞͓̪̼̫̮͖̜̫̹͕͈̩̿̄̌ͬͦ̇͗̌̀̈͒̍̑͛̈́́̚͢ͅḦͫͥ̀ͧ̐̔ͨ̅̀͑̎̚͜҉̸̖͇̺̣̬̺͎̘̩͓̠̤͎͕͡
3366 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018
-
When I was a kid, I "waved" a car to go, and caused an accident
3366 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
-
Why 95.8% of Female Newscasters Have the Same Hair | "The style standards are a result of longstanding requirements that female reporters not only do their jobs, but fulfill larger audience expectations of what women are supposed to look like”
3365 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018
-
What's the most dangerous risk you've taken in your life?
3362 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018
-
TIL of a mother finding her kidnapped daughter at a birthday party five years after the baby had been presumed dead.
3360 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
-
r/BikiniBottomTwitter is unfair
3354 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
-
Nostalgia
3344 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018
-
Co-Worker bites off more than he can chew…
3343 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
-
Can a star sit barely on the edge of being able to support fusion such that it will actually oscillate through fusion cycles?
3338 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
-
ULPT: Partner pushing for a baby but you don’t want one yet? Take a holiday to South America. It is recommended not to have a baby for 3 years after visiting there due to a virus called Zika that can be contracted from the mosquitos. It can give babies horrible birth defects.
3337 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018
-
Uniquely British Response to Incoming RPG
3335 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
-
Toad trying to eat a rattlesnake
3331 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
-
Sassy!
3327 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018
-
Just why
3325 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
-
[SPOILER] Tyron Woodley vs Darren Till
3322 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018
-
Fathers of teenage boys, how similar were you as a teen to how your kid is now?
3318 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
-
MIL is petitioning for legal guardianship over my husband and i’m filing for divorce.
3304 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018
-
[Postgame Thread] Virginia Tech Defeats Florida State 24-3
3301 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018
-
I cheated an entire class in high school
3295 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018
-
[Colorado] Guy threatening my family to my mother
3293 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018
-
Why are no positions comfy when I’m trying to go to sleep, but every position is comfy when I don’t want to get up in the morning?
3293 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018
-
THE CHATS - SMOKO [Punk/Rock]
3292 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018
-
I swear I’m not schizophrenic
3289 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018
-
Nintendo Direct - 09.13.2018
3287 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018
-
Population density in Europe
3278 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018
-
One of the worst things to encounter in a murky river
3276 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
-
Antifa vs Police ? That's unfair
3276 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018
-
i also remember my 1st kiss
3267 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
-
What are some "Poor Man's Habits" that are worth adopting?
3266 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
-
This should be the first picture one sees when googling racist alt right mouthpiece Laura Ingraham
3264 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018
-
Reading Half-Blood Prince for the first time in 10 years and this Harry quote made me ugly laugh in public
3263 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018
-
Going up? Not so fast.
3262 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
-
I think this skateboarding stunt belongs here.
3260 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
-
What famous book do you think is overrated?
3246 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
-
People who lived in another country during the September 11th attacks, what was your country’s perspective?
3244 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018
-
To punish my children, i take away their _____
3240 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018
-
You want me to get off and walk my bike? Fine.
3240 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018
-
War? Sorry I'm not interested
3236 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018
-
Can you tell when i found out my wife was cheating? [OC]
3236 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018
-
In 1996, 18-year old Huugjilt alerted Chinese police after discovering a woman's lifeless body in a public toilet. After 60 days, he was wrongfully executed for rape and murder after being forced to confess. In 2014, the real killer confessed to the crime, along with several more.
3231 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
-
My horniness almost killed my roommate's cat and cost him over $5,000 in vet bills.
3231 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018
-
[Postgame Thread] Ohio State Defeats Penn State 27-26
3230 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018
-
I can't believe somebody managed to decipher this over in r/whatisthisthing
3227 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
-
LPT: Happiness is not some plateau you reach after graduation, or getting a stable job or getting married or having children. Your life will always have ups of happiness and downs of sadness. Don't be discouraged when the downs come around.
3226 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018
-
What is the saddest moment in reddit history?
3221 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018
-
This guy posted about having a brain tumor (benign) and no longer needing to use pharmaceuticals because he uses Doterra. This was one of the comments.
3221 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018
-
Sister broke iPhone 7 and redeemed AppleCare, came back with iPhone 7 with a Glass Back?
3218 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
-
With r/antiMLM’s help on my opening response, I made the hun jealous & give up
3218 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018
-
Yoda Dirty Talk
3216 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
-
Pizza delivery people of Reddit, what’s the most memorable thing you’ve heard on the other side of the door after you rang the doorbell?
3211 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
-
Men, what do women do that creeps you out?
3205 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
-
I cannot comprehend this
3203 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
-
Give me that lopsided ballsack look
3202 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
-
Jacob deGrom has his 23rd consecutive quality start. That is a single season MLB record streak.
3193 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
-
I- what.
3184 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018
-
South Park demands cancellation of South Park
3184 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
-
[Postgame Thread] Troy Defeats Nebraska 24-19
3182 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
-
TIFU by donating blood then having sex
3175 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
-
Having to get the “spreadable” butter out of the fridge 3 hours before you make a sandwich because trying to spread it on anything other than the work surface results in a ripped up slice of bread and several uses of the works “fuck” and “you”
3174 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018
-
My boss makes me show up before my shift officially starts.
3169 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018
-
But... why?
3151 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
-
My neighbor collected 5,500 golf balls to make this pyramid. He’s been collecting them every day for the last 3 years.
3144 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018
-
What statistic is absolutely mind-blowing?
3142 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018
-
[Serious] Redditors who like to walk at night, what’s the creepiest thing you’ve ever experienced?
3131 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018
-
BIG Thank you to THAT person in the Gym
3119 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018
-
He was sure he was correct...
3118 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018
-
MRW I'm 6'4" in an Asian night club
3112 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018
-
😂😂 this.
3111 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018