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Reddit (Sep 2018)

  1. AHHHH REDDIT

    3509 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  2. Update - I posted a bunch of creepy texts guys have sent me, onto Facebook and Instagram.

    3506 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  3. I don’t even know why I log on anymore

    3496 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  4. Max Scherzer's last 200 starts: 111-41, 2.75 ERA, 1335 IP, 1636 K. 11.03 K/9.

    3494 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  5. In my professional sales class we watched a scene from the office where Micheal and Jan went to chili's for the sale! The reason was to see what Micheal did right vs what Jan did wrong

    3490 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  6. People who joined the military later in life, what was the biggest difference between you and the 18 year old soldiers?

    3481 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  7. If you have two choices and you take away one choice then you have 0 choices

    3481 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  8. What is up with the outrage going on in /r/witcher over the last 24 hours?

    3474 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  9. Oops

    3474 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  10. Past and Present GameStop employees, what are your best cringe stories?

    3473 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  11. Stood up for a girl on the train

    3469 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  12. Cursed_Enjoyment

    3464 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  13. Clemson football QB Kelly Bryant says he will transfer

    3462 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  14. ELI5: Why does your skin turn red when pressure is applied for long periods of time?

    3449 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  15. CMV: The message of the MeToo movement should be something like “Give all women the benefit of the doubt, don’t dismiss them, and investigate their claims” rather than “Believe all women”

    3443 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  16. A little puppy saying his first words

    3438 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  17. Fallen down tree in Australia looks like a dragon

    3436 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  18. Ricciardo being Ricciardo

    3434 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  19. What happens to sea life during a hurricane?

    3431 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  20. Hypocritical Romania

    3417 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  21. Reddit, do your thing

    3416 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  22. Avengers : Infinity War BTS

    3401 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  23. How to establish your dominance at university

    3397 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  24. What is something that people get wrong about your line of work?

    3396 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  25. T-Mobile charged me $1600 dollars... but has no record of it? Help please

    3389 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  26. Subreddit Status and Moderation Changes

    3387 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  27. Antivaxxer wants papers for their thesis

    3386 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  28. If I was a lobster in the kitchens of the Titanic, would I have escaped it when it sank? Or was I pretty fucked?

    3386 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  29. Dream Vacation

    3381 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  30. After 9 months of teaching myself how to program I finally landed a job. I want to share some of the things I learned on how to achieve this goal (mostly focused on front end).

    3377 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  31. People who work high-end retail stores, how do you feel ringing someone up for an amount of money on luxury items that could pay your yearly salary?

    3377 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  32. How come Ninja's wife doesn't love him?

    3367 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  33. You musn'tn't converse the T̴̨̡͓͙̤̬͓̤͖͙̻̘̬̔ͫ͛͗̽̕͝ͅR̷̟͍̱͙̩̺͉̟̺͔͈̖̞̤̝͙̣̂ͦ̉̈́ͩ͛͡͡ͅͅỦ̺̞̲͚͔͓̫̘͍̯̳̗̜̭̈́ͧ̐ͨ̃ͣ̃̏͋͆̀̉͂̏ͬ̃͑́͟͠ͅṪ̡̧̞͓̪̼̫̮͖̜̫̹͕͈̩̿̄̌ͬͦ̇͗̌̀̈͒̍̑͛̈́́̚͢ͅḦͫͥ̀ͧ̐̔ͨ̅̀͑̎̚͜҉̸̖͇̺̣̬̺͎̘̩͓̠̤͎͕͡

    3366 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  34. When I was a kid, I "waved" a car to go, and caused an accident

    3366 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  35. Why 95.8% of Female Newscasters Have the Same Hair | "The style standards are a result of longstanding requirements that female reporters not only do their jobs, but fulfill larger audience expectations of what women are supposed to look like”

    3365 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  36. What's the most dangerous risk you've taken in your life?

    3362 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  37. TIL of a mother finding her kidnapped daughter at a birthday party five years after the baby had been presumed dead.

    3360 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  38. r/BikiniBottomTwitter is unfair

    3354 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  39. Nostalgia

    3344 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  40. Co-Worker bites off more than he can chew…

    3343 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  41. Can a star sit barely on the edge of being able to support fusion such that it will actually oscillate through fusion cycles?

    3338 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  42. ULPT: Partner pushing for a baby but you don’t want one yet? Take a holiday to South America. It is recommended not to have a baby for 3 years after visiting there due to a virus called Zika that can be contracted from the mosquitos. It can give babies horrible birth defects.

    3337 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  43. Uniquely British Response to Incoming RPG

    3335 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  44. Toad trying to eat a rattlesnake

    3331 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  45. Sassy!

    3327 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  46. Just why

    3325 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  47. [SPOILER] Tyron Woodley vs Darren Till

    3322 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  48. Fathers of teenage boys, how similar were you as a teen to how your kid is now?

    3318 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  49. MIL is petitioning for legal guardianship over my husband and i’m filing for divorce.

    3304 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  50. [Postgame Thread] Virginia Tech Defeats Florida State 24-3

    3301 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  51. I cheated an entire class in high school

    3295 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  52. [Colorado] Guy threatening my family to my mother

    3293 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  53. Why are no positions comfy when I’m trying to go to sleep, but every position is comfy when I don’t want to get up in the morning?

    3293 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  54. THE CHATS - SMOKO [Punk/Rock]

    3292 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  55. I swear I’m not schizophrenic

    3289 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  56. Nintendo Direct - 09.13.2018

    3287 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  57. Population density in Europe

    3278 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  58. One of the worst things to encounter in a murky river

    3276 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  59. Antifa vs Police ? That's unfair

    3276 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  60. i also remember my 1st kiss

    3267 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  61. What are some "Poor Man's Habits" that are worth adopting?

    3266 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  62. This should be the first picture one sees when googling racist alt right mouthpiece Laura Ingraham

    3264 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  63. Reading Half-Blood Prince for the first time in 10 years and this Harry quote made me ugly laugh in public

    3263 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  64. Going up? Not so fast.

    3262 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  65. I think this skateboarding stunt belongs here.

    3260 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  66. What famous book do you think is overrated?

    3246 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  67. People who lived in another country during the September 11th attacks, what was your country’s perspective?

    3244 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  68. To punish my children, i take away their _____

    3240 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  69. You want me to get off and walk my bike? Fine.

    3240 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  70. War? Sorry I'm not interested

    3236 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  71. Can you tell when i found out my wife was cheating? [OC]

    3236 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  72. In 1996, 18-year old Huugjilt alerted Chinese police after discovering a woman's lifeless body in a public toilet. After 60 days, he was wrongfully executed for rape and murder after being forced to confess. In 2014, the real killer confessed to the crime, along with several more.

    3231 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  73. My horniness almost killed my roommate's cat and cost him over $5,000 in vet bills.

    3231 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  74. [Postgame Thread] Ohio State Defeats Penn State 27-26

    3230 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  75. I can't believe somebody managed to decipher this over in r/whatisthisthing

    3227 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  76. LPT: Happiness is not some plateau you reach after graduation, or getting a stable job or getting married or having children. Your life will always have ups of happiness and downs of sadness. Don't be discouraged when the downs come around.

    3226 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  77. What is the saddest moment in reddit history?

    3221 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  78. This guy posted about having a brain tumor (benign) and no longer needing to use pharmaceuticals because he uses Doterra. This was one of the comments.

    3221 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  79. Sister broke iPhone 7 and redeemed AppleCare, came back with iPhone 7 with a Glass Back?

    3218 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  80. With r/antiMLM’s help on my opening response, I made the hun jealous & give up

    3218 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  81. Yoda Dirty Talk

    3216 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  82. Pizza delivery people of Reddit, what’s the most memorable thing you’ve heard on the other side of the door after you rang the doorbell?

    3211 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  83. Men, what do women do that creeps you out?

    3205 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  84. I cannot comprehend this

    3203 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  85. Give me that lopsided ballsack look

    3202 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  86. Jacob deGrom has his 23rd consecutive quality start. That is a single season MLB record streak.

    3193 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  87. I- what.

    3184 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  88. South Park demands cancellation of South Park

    3184 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  89. [Postgame Thread] Troy Defeats Nebraska 24-19

    3182 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  90. TIFU by donating blood then having sex

    3175 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  91. Having to get the “spreadable” butter out of the fridge 3 hours before you make a sandwich because trying to spread it on anything other than the work surface results in a ripped up slice of bread and several uses of the works “fuck” and “you”

    3174 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  92. My boss makes me show up before my shift officially starts.

    3169 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  93. But... why?

    3151 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  94. My neighbor collected 5,500 golf balls to make this pyramid. He’s been collecting them every day for the last 3 years.

    3144 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  95. What statistic is absolutely mind-blowing?

    3142 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  96. [Serious] Redditors who like to walk at night, what’s the creepiest thing you’ve ever experienced?

    3131 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  97. BIG Thank you to THAT person in the Gym

    3119 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  98. He was sure he was correct...

    3118 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  99. MRW I'm 6'4" in an Asian night club

    3112 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  100. 😂😂 this.

    3111 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018