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  1. LPT: If buying tickets to a concert, find one of the local opening bands on Facebook and ask if they are selling tickets. Buying from them will usually save you money in fees, and help the band out, too.

    5053 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  2. Eat my nono parts like groceries.

    5052 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  3. Outta control

    5048 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  4. It’s free but you have to pay.

    5045 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  5. Spider girl

    5044 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  6. Normal kids in Russia

    5042 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  7. Girl fight

    5040 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  8. TIFU by going to work on an empty stomach and no sleep

    5040 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  9. Depression is like wanting to go home and realizing you don’t have a home. Nothing feels like home anymore.

    5034 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  10. Kids have the big gay

    5024 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  11. Pulled pork fries

    5020 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  12. Let’s all steal Fortnite Instagram account’s posts for a week so they are forced to keep making their own content

    5020 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  13. I took a girl out on a date and proceeded to get us escorted out of the theatre by security

    5018 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  14. Every time I walk into town I walk by this graffiti (?) of Wales's derpiest dragon.

    5018 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  15. Perfect fit

    5017 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  16. What are the 5 Ds of dodgeball again? Dodge duck dip dive and?

    5016 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  17. When ur phone is at 100% but u keep charging it........

    5014 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  18. The US Military had too many commanding officers so it offered a significant lump sum to those who retired...

    5013 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  19. Futurama season 7, episode 26, Meanwhile, first aired 5 years ago today. This means that Futurama ended 5 years ago today. Anyway, this episode is phenomenal, and I tear up whenever I watch it. ...what else is there to say, this was a perfect finale!

    5006 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  20. What are some facts about humans that make us sound bad ass?

    5006 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  21. Right-wing theology is difficult to understand

    5003 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  22. This is Mt. Everest and the so called "adventurers" have turned it into a dump which is causing contamination of water for the Nepalese.

    5000 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  23. PsBattle: Cats holding hands

    4999 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  24. What is your favorite paradox and why?

    4996 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  25. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, I DECLARE A ______ WAR!

    4993 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  26. I’d love to know what this reaction is.

    4990 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  27. Author who wrote romance novel 'The Wrong Husband' charged with killing husband

    4975 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  28. Courage isn't the absence of fear; it's being afraid and still pushing through.

    4966 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  29. Genius system

    4962 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  30. Smash-And-Grab Thieves Hit Pot Shop But Only Got Away With Oregano

    4955 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  31. guess i'll die

    4953 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  32. When you rub your closed eyes after taking yr glasses off

    4949 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  33. This accursed land.

    4945 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  34. Yeet

    4944 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  35. When asking my DM what size the final boss would be he said much bigger than large. Turns out he is the final boss of his own campaign. The Elder God!!! Wish us luck!!

    4944 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  36. [Spoilers books 2&3] Filch might not have been good with a wand or potions but he wasn't given the caretakers job as a charity case.

    4943 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  37. Pure savage

    4943 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  38. Lmao hatag

    4943 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  39. Found in the college of business computer lab

    4932 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  40. [WP] It was an accident. He was jogging late at night, you glanced at a text while driving. You panic, dump the body in a nearby lake, go home and try to forget. You venture out for some much needed coffee, only to stop in shock. The barista is the jogger and he recognizes you.

    4932 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  41. ELI5: Why is the sky Red, Orange, Yellow, and Blue, but never green? ROYgBIV tells me that the light wavelengths should go from yellow to green before they get blue.

    4930 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  42. Mummified Dog Has Been Stuck In A Tree For Over 50 Years

    4924 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  43. Nice guy does a 180

    4922 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  44. CT Scan of 1,000-year-old Buddha sculpture reveals mummified monk hidden inside

    4920 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  45. no no no

    4917 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  46. Sphëreomän, the ungroundble

    4914 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  47. Facebook knows about me.

    4910 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  48. Just leap off this big ass cliff without looking

    4906 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  49. What could have caused a violent reaction between 2 store-bought pool chlorine brands?

    4898 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  50. How ?

    4892 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  51. Great news! “Chris Evans to leave Radio 2 breakfast show”

    4888 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  52. F To Pay Respects...

    4885 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  53. This police officer talked a 12 year old boy out of suicide by talking with him about Fortnite. Epic then sent him a supply crate as a present for the boy. Glad we have people like this out there saving lives and making the world a better place.

    4877 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  54. Predator Statue

    4874 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  55. Older people of Reddit, what's a question you want teenagers to answer?

    4865 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  56. 3,000 NYC marijuana cases get tossed at prosecutor's request

    4858 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  57. Damn millennials and their music taste, am I right, guys?

    4852 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  58. Roses are red, Ignorance is bliss bro

    4847 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  59. My buddy’s stylist “do you want to try something new?”

    4841 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  60. [Ontario] Walked in on a exec having sex with another coworker, what do i need to do to protect myself?

    4840 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  61. 🔥 A baby Nile crocodile about to hatch completely 🔥

    4839 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  62. Rise of the Rat King

    4839 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  63. An old classmate posted this... I’m at a loss for words.

    4835 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  64. Take every chance you get

    4825 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  65. What is one thing you hate about being a man in today's society?

    4823 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  66. For every 1 guy orgasm...

    4817 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  67. Do those black bars across people's eyes on news reports and things actually stop people from being recognized?

    4816 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  68. Single dad w/ 4 kids, live with family for help with kids. My kids mother never contributed, but passed a few weeks ago, we now qualify for about $1k a month in social security.

    4815 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  69. Reddit, what is the movie where the bad guy is the main character?

    4804 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  70. When you get buried in snow but your dog is a RETRIEVER.

    4802 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  71. someone clearly doesn't know as much about politics as they think they do

    4797 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  72. When a GameStop employee asks if you have any questions

    4786 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  73. xpost from u/flyoverthemoon

    4786 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  74. Itdo🅱️likedatsometimes

    4783 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  75. Good Guy Warrick Dunn

    4781 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  76. Rookie baseball player hits first ever home run, is "ignored" by teammates

    4781 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  77. Stunning piece of graffiti - well done that person

    4779 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  78. I have IGA Nephropathy, I’m on dialysis and need a kidney transplant. I’m 34 years old. Ask me anything!

    4769 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  79. My School Has No Library- Update!!!

    4760 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  80. Oh how the tables have turned

    4760 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  81. TIL The production company behind Shark Tank used to require contestants to give them 5% equity or 2% of the profits from their companies in exchange for appearing on the show. Mark Cuban threatened to quit over this rule, so producers got rid of it.

    4750 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  82. Rejection

    4749 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  83. Introducing The New Silenced Silencer!!!

    4748 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  84. BOO

    4747 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  85. [OC] Map showing the 7.8 million foreclosed homes by state

    4745 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  86. Not historically accurate

    4730 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  87. Is this true?: "When the Spaniards first arrived in Mexico, natives bearing incense burners were assigned to accompany them wherever they went. The Spaniards thought it was a mark of divine honour. We know from native sources that they found the newcomers' smell unbearable."

    4730 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  88. California passes strongest net neutrality law in the country

    4729 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  89. Very awkward...

    4724 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  90. Youtuber PeeWeeToms who has documented his journey with cancer is gravely ill as of now and in Hospice care, he has fought hard documenting it along the way and was recently married can Reddit show him and the family some more support during this tough time.

    4721 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  91. That's the drawing of beautifull Severus made by my wife. r/drawing people said that you all might enjoy it too :) What do you think about it?

    4707 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  92. Except you can clearly see on the reflection that he's looking at FB and NOT taking a picture

    4706 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  93. It's so windy! I can barely stand!

    4702 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  94. Why didn't Rita Skeeter mention that Dumbledore was gay in "The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore?" I wouldn't think she would pass on that juicy bit of gossip.

    4701 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  95. Greatest save in history

    4695 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  96. In a twist that no one saw coming, LAOP was fired for being so offensive to a woman that his company was banned from a hotel

    4687 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  97. Our Queen

    4684 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  98. [Serious] When did you realize that life isn't that bad?

    4684 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  99. I think one of the best parts of the new episode was seeing the 4 boys walking and talking again.

    4647 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  100. LPT: when sending a message to someone saying “We need to talk” . Make sure to provide some context like “ it’s nothing urgent “ or “ it’s about [x] ) For people suffering with anxiety , no context can raise unnecessary red flags and cause serious stress .

    4643 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018