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Reddit (Sep 2018)
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LPT: If buying tickets to a concert, find one of the local opening bands on Facebook and ask if they are selling tickets. Buying from them will usually save you money in fees, and help the band out, too.
5053 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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Eat my nono parts like groceries.
5052 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018
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Outta control
5048 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018
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It’s free but you have to pay.
5045 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
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Spider girl
5044 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018
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Normal kids in Russia
5042 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
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Girl fight
5040 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018
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TIFU by going to work on an empty stomach and no sleep
5040 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018
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Depression is like wanting to go home and realizing you don’t have a home. Nothing feels like home anymore.
5034 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018
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Kids have the big gay
5024 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018
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Pulled pork fries
5020 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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Let’s all steal Fortnite Instagram account’s posts for a week so they are forced to keep making their own content
5020 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018
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I took a girl out on a date and proceeded to get us escorted out of the theatre by security
5018 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
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Every time I walk into town I walk by this graffiti (?) of Wales's derpiest dragon.
5018 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
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Perfect fit
5017 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018
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What are the 5 Ds of dodgeball again? Dodge duck dip dive and?
5016 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
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When ur phone is at 100% but u keep charging it........
5014 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018
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The US Military had too many commanding officers so it offered a significant lump sum to those who retired...
5013 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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Futurama season 7, episode 26, Meanwhile, first aired 5 years ago today. This means that Futurama ended 5 years ago today. Anyway, this episode is phenomenal, and I tear up whenever I watch it. ...what else is there to say, this was a perfect finale!
5006 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018
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What are some facts about humans that make us sound bad ass?
5006 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018
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Right-wing theology is difficult to understand
5003 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018
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This is Mt. Everest and the so called "adventurers" have turned it into a dump which is causing contamination of water for the Nepalese.
5000 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018
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PsBattle: Cats holding hands
4999 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018
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What is your favorite paradox and why?
4996 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018
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ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, I DECLARE A ______ WAR!
4993 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
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I’d love to know what this reaction is.
4990 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018
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Author who wrote romance novel 'The Wrong Husband' charged with killing husband
4975 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018
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Courage isn't the absence of fear; it's being afraid and still pushing through.
4966 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018
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Genius system
4962 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018
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Smash-And-Grab Thieves Hit Pot Shop But Only Got Away With Oregano
4955 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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guess i'll die
4953 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018
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When you rub your closed eyes after taking yr glasses off
4949 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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This accursed land.
4945 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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Yeet
4944 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018
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When asking my DM what size the final boss would be he said much bigger than large. Turns out he is the final boss of his own campaign. The Elder God!!! Wish us luck!!
4944 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
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[Spoilers books 2&3] Filch might not have been good with a wand or potions but he wasn't given the caretakers job as a charity case.
4943 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
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Pure savage
4943 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018
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Lmao hatag
4943 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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Found in the college of business computer lab
4932 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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[WP] It was an accident. He was jogging late at night, you glanced at a text while driving. You panic, dump the body in a nearby lake, go home and try to forget. You venture out for some much needed coffee, only to stop in shock. The barista is the jogger and he recognizes you.
4932 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018
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ELI5: Why is the sky Red, Orange, Yellow, and Blue, but never green? ROYgBIV tells me that the light wavelengths should go from yellow to green before they get blue.
4930 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018
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Mummified Dog Has Been Stuck In A Tree For Over 50 Years
4924 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018
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Nice guy does a 180
4922 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018
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CT Scan of 1,000-year-old Buddha sculpture reveals mummified monk hidden inside
4920 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018
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no no no
4917 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018
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Sphëreomän, the ungroundble
4914 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018
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Facebook knows about me.
4910 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018
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Just leap off this big ass cliff without looking
4906 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
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What could have caused a violent reaction between 2 store-bought pool chlorine brands?
4898 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
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How ?
4892 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
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Great news! “Chris Evans to leave Radio 2 breakfast show”
4888 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018
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F To Pay Respects...
4885 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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This police officer talked a 12 year old boy out of suicide by talking with him about Fortnite. Epic then sent him a supply crate as a present for the boy. Glad we have people like this out there saving lives and making the world a better place.
4877 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018
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Predator Statue
4874 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018
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Older people of Reddit, what's a question you want teenagers to answer?
4865 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018
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3,000 NYC marijuana cases get tossed at prosecutor's request
4858 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018
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Damn millennials and their music taste, am I right, guys?
4852 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
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Roses are red, Ignorance is bliss bro
4847 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018
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My buddy’s stylist “do you want to try something new?”
4841 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018
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[Ontario] Walked in on a exec having sex with another coworker, what do i need to do to protect myself?
4840 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018
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🔥 A baby Nile crocodile about to hatch completely 🔥
4839 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
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Rise of the Rat King
4839 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018
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An old classmate posted this... I’m at a loss for words.
4835 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018
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Take every chance you get
4825 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018
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What is one thing you hate about being a man in today's society?
4823 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018
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For every 1 guy orgasm...
4817 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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Do those black bars across people's eyes on news reports and things actually stop people from being recognized?
4816 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018
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Single dad w/ 4 kids, live with family for help with kids. My kids mother never contributed, but passed a few weeks ago, we now qualify for about $1k a month in social security.
4815 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
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Reddit, what is the movie where the bad guy is the main character?
4804 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
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When you get buried in snow but your dog is a RETRIEVER.
4802 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018
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someone clearly doesn't know as much about politics as they think they do
4797 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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When a GameStop employee asks if you have any questions
4786 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018
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xpost from u/flyoverthemoon
4786 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018
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Itdo🅱️likedatsometimes
4783 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018
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Good Guy Warrick Dunn
4781 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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Rookie baseball player hits first ever home run, is "ignored" by teammates
4781 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018
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Stunning piece of graffiti - well done that person
4779 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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I have IGA Nephropathy, I’m on dialysis and need a kidney transplant. I’m 34 years old. Ask me anything!
4769 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018
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My School Has No Library- Update!!!
4760 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018
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Oh how the tables have turned
4760 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018
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TIL The production company behind Shark Tank used to require contestants to give them 5% equity or 2% of the profits from their companies in exchange for appearing on the show. Mark Cuban threatened to quit over this rule, so producers got rid of it.
4750 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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Rejection
4749 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018
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Introducing The New Silenced Silencer!!!
4748 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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BOO
4747 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018
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[OC] Map showing the 7.8 million foreclosed homes by state
4745 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018
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Not historically accurate
4730 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018
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Is this true?: "When the Spaniards first arrived in Mexico, natives bearing incense burners were assigned to accompany them wherever they went. The Spaniards thought it was a mark of divine honour. We know from native sources that they found the newcomers' smell unbearable."
4730 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018
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California passes strongest net neutrality law in the country
4729 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018
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Very awkward...
4724 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018
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Youtuber PeeWeeToms who has documented his journey with cancer is gravely ill as of now and in Hospice care, he has fought hard documenting it along the way and was recently married can Reddit show him and the family some more support during this tough time.
4721 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
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That's the drawing of beautifull Severus made by my wife. r/drawing people said that you all might enjoy it too :) What do you think about it?
4707 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
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Except you can clearly see on the reflection that he's looking at FB and NOT taking a picture
4706 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
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It's so windy! I can barely stand!
4702 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018
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Why didn't Rita Skeeter mention that Dumbledore was gay in "The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore?" I wouldn't think she would pass on that juicy bit of gossip.
4701 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018
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Greatest save in history
4695 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018
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In a twist that no one saw coming, LAOP was fired for being so offensive to a woman that his company was banned from a hotel
4687 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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Our Queen
4684 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018
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[Serious] When did you realize that life isn't that bad?
4684 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018
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I think one of the best parts of the new episode was seeing the 4 boys walking and talking again.
4647 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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LPT: when sending a message to someone saying “We need to talk” . Make sure to provide some context like “ it’s nothing urgent “ or “ it’s about [x] ) For people suffering with anxiety , no context can raise unnecessary red flags and cause serious stress .
4643 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018