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Reddit (Sep 2018)
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Half the comments were from people that didn't bother to read the post
9822 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018
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SLPT: how to hack life
9820 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018
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Talk to your kids about drugs!
9818 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018
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A silent guardian, a watchful protector.
9816 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018
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My dad sent me a video of my 16-year-old doggo’s early morning zoomies!
9816 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018
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Late meme
9814 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018
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Upvote this post if you would like to see "THANOS (object) THANOS (object)" posts banned from the subreddit.
9814 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
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hmmm
9814 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018
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Stretchy
9813 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018
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Defend Us Instead of Complaining
9812 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018
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Man fakes Down syndrome, hires caregivers to bathe him and change diapers
9798 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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Appraisal for new template?
9787 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
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xbox users ....
9783 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018
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*rip&tear in the background*
9781 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
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The odds for beating Thanos are 1 in 14,000,605 and for winning the UK Lotto are 1 in 45,057,474. Thus, defeating Thanos, who killed half of the entire universe, is far more likely than winning the lotto in UK.
9781 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018
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Avengers: Infinity Friends
9777 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018
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Reminder that Kavanaugh once ruled that an American citizen could be disappeared and tortured in a CIA Black site and had no legal recourse against the US government. Remember this when he suddenly whines about the rights of the accused
9777 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
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WCGW If I tried to destroy the police car
9774 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
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Beauties of learning Swedish...
9768 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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V̷̛̫̒͑̔̍̆͒̔̈͊͝͠isiting
9766 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018
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hmmm
9758 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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That is why i..
9751 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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Meanwhile in Canada
9750 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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It’s vibrating season, mom!
9748 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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Fortnite has now been cited in more than 200 divorce proceedings
9747 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018
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US states where it's technically illegal to run for office if you're an athiest
9744 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018
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I'm going to run out of room here....
9739 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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Anyone know the name of this doggy trick?
9739 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018
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cursed_Simpsons
9736 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018
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New worker at the local gym.
9735 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018
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{also posted on r/justneckbeardthings} - honestly what a classic.
9732 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
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Spider-Man seems to have lost his agility in the new game
9731 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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I shot an elastic with my finger at the ceiling and it got stuck.
9727 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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A blind man walks into a gay bar.
9725 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018
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Time-lapse of colored pencil artist Cj Hendry at work
9724 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
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Where was the worst place you've had to take a dump?
9717 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018
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hmmm
9715 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018
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We're The Aquabats - a rock band of super rad super heroes and we’re streaming LIVE. AMA, homies!
9715 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018
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[Poetry] Never look inside a woman's purse
9713 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
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American democracy 🇺🇸
9704 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018
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Photo from a friend who is currently trapped at a Pure Romance party. She's waiting to see how long before someone notices.
9702 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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Happy Labor Day, comrades!
9702 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018
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To protest Nike
9701 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018
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D'Lawn of Flockmingo, T-Rex Flash Killer.
9699 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018
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What a beautiful inheritance! :)
9686 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018
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8-year old WOWS with Harlem Globetrotters
9682 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
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[NBA 2K19] LOVING THIS GAME
9676 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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Paul McCartney says he still wonders what John Lennon would think of his music
9675 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came _______.
9673 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
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I made a marble to represent the building block of life. The Atom!
9671 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018
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Comment on a drawing of a female character
9669 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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Extreme sport
9668 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
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Employers who didn't hire someone because of how the interview went, what was it about the interview that you didn't like?
9662 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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Beautiful music.
9658 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018
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Helicopter doggo
9653 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
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😒
9652 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
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Dad rushes on to track to help son finish races after the son tears his hamstring at the Olympics
9651 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018
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"Who needs school once the business takes off anyway?"
9649 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018
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I sold maps/tokens on Roll20. Prove you bought them & are deleting your account & I'll send you offline versions
9647 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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Dear diary, today I lost my ______
9646 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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🔥 An explosion of sunset colour through the storm clouds as the lightning bolts rain down 🔥
9644 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018
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LPT: If you see your cat squinting at you, do it back to them. It is their way of saying they are comfortable around you and trust you
9643 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018
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The trebuchet can send 57.6PB of data over 300m nearly instantly
9635 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
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There you go bro !
9631 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018
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If anyone has a doubt
9630 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018
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TIL the sound of dogs barking in Jane's Addiction's song "Been Caught Stealing" is not added to the song but actually the singer's dog trying to get into the singing booth as he was recording it.
9627 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018
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Rare footage has been released of Neil Armstrong planting flags all over the solar system
9623 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018
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Authorities reject art project bid to rebuild Berlin Wall
9621 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
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How simple pieces of wood and hinges makes a basic mechanical binary counter
9615 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018
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Roses are red, oh god it stings
9612 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018
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meirl
9607 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018
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When your girl demolishes your manhood in public
9597 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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IAmA trans woman who has been on HRT for 4 years, ready once again for your invasive questions!
9581 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018
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Jesus f**king... WOAH
9569 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018
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AskOuija is just Card Against Humanity with autism. Am I wrong?
9568 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018
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Kid streamer/drummer has some thoughts on Nicki Minaj
9566 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
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Gey
9565 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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Gorilla looks at pictures of lady gorillas
9559 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
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rip scooby doo
9555 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018
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‘You gotta take care of home’: Michael Jordan donates $2 million to Florence recovery efforts
9554 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
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[NRL] JAC scores an 85m intercept try during the NRL Grand Final
9545 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018
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[WP] A leprechaun gets his foot caught on the handle of a genies lamp. Each now owes the other party 3 wishes but niether is dumb enough to make the first move.
9543 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
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Haw Yee
9538 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018
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What is a stupid question you've always wanted to ask?
9536 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018
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What's something that costs less than $100 that not many people own, but should?
9534 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018
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For my cakeday, I present the best carrot I’ve ever grown.
9533 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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Not even sure what to say..
9528 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
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TIL Elijah Wood spoke of an organized child sex abuse in Hollywood (before the Weinstein and #MeToo incidents)
9523 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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[Serious] Murder attempt Survivors of Reddit: Who has had an attempted murder upon them, how did you survive? Was there a point that you accepted you was going to die?
9521 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
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He does have a point
9520 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018
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Drawn and Quartered
9514 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
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The audacity of Amazon to ask questions
9512 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018
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I think shes onto me...
9508 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018
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Loot Lake island has moved (not a visual glitch)
9506 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018
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This spider looks like an angry Mileena from Mortal Kombat standing in the driveway.
9506 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
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Can you please just say Waluigi?
9505 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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Food shortages
9504 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018
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I love you guys
9503 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018
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Having flashbacks
9500 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018
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Marilyn Monroe
9498 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018