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Reddit (Sep 2018)

  1. Half the comments were from people that didn't bother to read the post

    9822 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  2. SLPT: how to hack life

    9820 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  3. Talk to your kids about drugs!

    9818 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  4. A silent guardian, a watchful protector.

    9816 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  5. My dad sent me a video of my 16-year-old doggo’s early morning zoomies!

    9816 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  6. Late meme

    9814 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  7. Upvote this post if you would like to see "THANOS (object) THANOS (object)" posts banned from the subreddit.

    9814 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  8. hmmm

    9814 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  9. Stretchy

    9813 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  10. Defend Us Instead of Complaining

    9812 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  11. Man fakes Down syndrome, hires caregivers to bathe him and change diapers

    9798 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  12. Appraisal for new template?

    9787 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  13. xbox users ....

    9783 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  14. *rip&tear in the background*

    9781 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  15. The odds for beating Thanos are 1 in 14,000,605 and for winning the UK Lotto are 1 in 45,057,474. Thus, defeating Thanos, who killed half of the entire universe, is far more likely than winning the lotto in UK.

    9781 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  16. Avengers: Infinity Friends

    9777 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  17. Reminder that Kavanaugh once ruled that an American citizen could be disappeared and tortured in a CIA Black site and had no legal recourse against the US government. Remember this when he suddenly whines about the rights of the accused

    9777 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  18. WCGW If I tried to destroy the police car

    9774 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  19. Beauties of learning Swedish...

    9768 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  20. V̷̛̫̒͑̔̍̆͒̔̈͊͝͠isiting

    9766 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  21. hmmm

    9758 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  22. That is why i..

    9751 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  23. Meanwhile in Canada

    9750 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  24. It’s vibrating season, mom!

    9748 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  25. Fortnite has now been cited in more than 200 divorce proceedings

    9747 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  26. US states where it's technically illegal to run for office if you're an athiest

    9744 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  27. I'm going to run out of room here....

    9739 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  28. Anyone know the name of this doggy trick?

    9739 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  29. cursed_Simpsons

    9736 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  30. New worker at the local gym.

    9735 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  31. {also posted on r/justneckbeardthings} - honestly what a classic.

    9732 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  32. Spider-Man seems to have lost his agility in the new game

    9731 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  33. I shot an elastic with my finger at the ceiling and it got stuck.

    9727 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  34. A blind man walks into a gay bar.

    9725 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  35. Time-lapse of colored pencil artist Cj Hendry at work

    9724 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  36. Where was the worst place you've had to take a dump?

    9717 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  37. hmmm

    9715 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  38. We're The Aquabats - a rock band of super rad super heroes and we’re streaming LIVE. AMA, homies!

    9715 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  39. [Poetry] Never look inside a woman's purse

    9713 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  40. American democracy 🇺🇸

    9704 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  41. Photo from a friend who is currently trapped at a Pure Romance party. She's waiting to see how long before someone notices.

    9702 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  42. Happy Labor Day, comrades!

    9702 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  43. To protest Nike

    9701 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  44. D'Lawn of Flockmingo, T-Rex Flash Killer.

    9699 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  45. What a beautiful inheritance! :)

    9686 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  46. 8-year old WOWS with Harlem Globetrotters

    9682 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  47. [NBA 2K19] LOVING THIS GAME

    9676 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  48. Paul McCartney says he still wonders what John Lennon would think of his music

    9675 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  49. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came _______.

    9673 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  50. I made a marble to represent the building block of life. The Atom!

    9671 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  51. Comment on a drawing of a female character

    9669 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  52. Extreme sport

    9668 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  53. Employers who didn't hire someone because of how the interview went, what was it about the interview that you didn't like?

    9662 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  54. Beautiful music.

    9658 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  55. Helicopter doggo

    9653 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  56. 😒

    9652 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  57. Dad rushes on to track to help son finish races after the son tears his hamstring at the Olympics

    9651 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  58. "Who needs school once the business takes off anyway?"

    9649 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  59. I sold maps/tokens on Roll20. Prove you bought them & are deleting your account & I'll send you offline versions

    9647 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  60. Dear diary, today I lost my ______

    9646 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  61. 🔥 An explosion of sunset colour through the storm clouds as the lightning bolts rain down 🔥

    9644 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  62. LPT: If you see your cat squinting at you, do it back to them. It is their way of saying they are comfortable around you and trust you

    9643 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  63. The trebuchet can send 57.6PB of data over 300m nearly instantly

    9635 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  64. There you go bro !

    9631 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  65. If anyone has a doubt

    9630 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  66. TIL the sound of dogs barking in Jane's Addiction's song "Been Caught Stealing" is not added to the song but actually the singer's dog trying to get into the singing booth as he was recording it.

    9627 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  67. Rare footage has been released of Neil Armstrong planting flags all over the solar system

    9623 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  68. Authorities reject art project bid to rebuild Berlin Wall

    9621 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  69. How simple pieces of wood and hinges makes a basic mechanical binary counter

    9615 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  70. Roses are red, oh god it stings

    9612 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  71. meirl

    9607 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  72. When your girl demolishes your manhood in public

    9597 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  73. IAmA trans woman who has been on HRT for 4 years, ready once again for your invasive questions!

    9581 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  74. Jesus f**king... WOAH

    9569 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  75. AskOuija is just Card Against Humanity with autism. Am I wrong?

    9568 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  76. Kid streamer/drummer has some thoughts on Nicki Minaj

    9566 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  77. Gey

    9565 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  78. Gorilla looks at pictures of lady gorillas

    9559 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  79. rip scooby doo

    9555 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  80. ‘You gotta take care of home’: Michael Jordan donates $2 million to Florence recovery efforts

    9554 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  81. [NRL] JAC scores an 85m intercept try during the NRL Grand Final

    9545 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  82. [WP] A leprechaun gets his foot caught on the handle of a genies lamp. Each now owes the other party 3 wishes but niether is dumb enough to make the first move.

    9543 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  83. Haw Yee

    9538 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  84. What is a stupid question you've always wanted to ask?

    9536 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  85. What's something that costs less than $100 that not many people own, but should?

    9534 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  86. For my cakeday, I present the best carrot I’ve ever grown.

    9533 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  87. Not even sure what to say..

    9528 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  88. TIL Elijah Wood spoke of an organized child sex abuse in Hollywood (before the Weinstein and #MeToo incidents)

    9523 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  89. [Serious] Murder attempt Survivors of Reddit: Who has had an attempted murder upon them, how did you survive? Was there a point that you accepted you was going to die?

    9521 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  90. He does have a point

    9520 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  91. Drawn and Quartered

    9514 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  92. The audacity of Amazon to ask questions

    9512 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  93. I think shes onto me...

    9508 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  94. Loot Lake island has moved (not a visual glitch)

    9506 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  95. This spider looks like an angry Mileena from Mortal Kombat standing in the driveway.

    9506 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  96. Can you please just say Waluigi?

    9505 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  97. Food shortages

    9504 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  98. I love you guys

    9503 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  99. Having flashbacks

    9500 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  100. Marilyn Monroe

    9498 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018