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  1. A man walks into a bar and orders three beers.

    3886 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  2. My buddy made me this BotW Goddess statue for my birthday

    3884 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  3. absolutelynotme_irl

    3883 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  4. Elon Musk has been charged with securities fraud by the SEC, Musk fans are miffed

    3880 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  5. [Serious] What about someone you knew was SO creepy that you decided to distance yourself from them?

    3874 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  6. Those of you who have had a midlife crisis and left their wives. How did it work out?

    3872 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  7. Can we change the upvote icon to Mountain Dew and the downvote icon to chad?

    3866 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  8. My landlord found out I violated the lease via hidden cameras in my apartment. That he told me about and showed me evidence of. On purpose.

    3860 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  9. When people think they are making a statement

    3860 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  10. Lady, I'm about the same height as their freezers, I really don't work here.

    3859 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  11. 95% of the people in the world just died and in 24 hours they will become zombies. What do you do in those 24 hours to prepare assuming running water, electricity, gas pumps, etc still function perfectly for the 24 hours?

    3857 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  12. We won't get our earnest back? Fine, we won't be able to satisfy requirements for closing.

    3845 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  13. To the moms who act like this is cute.

    3836 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  14. As an actual social media marketer, I hate how huns are cheapening my field

    3833 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  15. Duckies going down waterslide

    3831 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  16. Pretending to be on the phone to take a picture of an upskirt WCGW

    3825 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  17. I've been stuffing dryer lint in my friends socks for years

    3824 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  18. Every time.

    3816 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  19. If your family is on Twitter, don’t lie about them for attention

    3810 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  20. For me, this is still the ultimate twist ending

    3803 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  21. ULPT: At a religious place and want to look generous? Put monopoly cash in the donation box.

    3794 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  22. In Light of the Recent Telltale Games Lay-Offs

    3793 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  23. How can you be so delusional?

    3791 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  24. I had to

    3773 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  25. A few days ago I lost my wallet in a kind stranger’s car who gave me a ride when I ran out of gas. My CDL, veteran card and other important documents were in it. Today he hand delivered it. There ARE good people out there. Thank you, sir for not 1 but 2 random acts of kindness.

    3771 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  26. In high school but wanna learn about budgeting and saving money for my future.

    3765 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  27. [No Regrets] I flashed a girl and made her cry.

    3758 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  28. Good boi protected his hoomans from a bear while out picking berries. (Montana)

    3755 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  29. [Battlefield V] My soldier had a bad cramp while mounting the machine gun

    3755 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  30. To the woman, and the man, at the Paris airport. Thank you.

    3755 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  31. Don't want to return my full deposit? Spend it wisely.

    3753 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  32. Nintendo, I love you. But this was the worst time to say "we will have more to announce for members later" for your online that comes out in 6 days.

    3753 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  33. [MD] Employer says hospital note isn’t enough, must provide diagnosis and treatment info

    3750 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  34. LPT: When someone shares a recent cancer diagnosis, don't talk about people suffering or passing away from cancer.

    3745 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  35. In honour of Move-In Day, RAs of Reddit, what’s the worst parent/student separation you’ve seen?

    3737 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  36. About two months ago I reported a hun to Plexus. Finally reaped the benefits today. If you see something, say something.

    3735 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  37. Horrible teen who “prank” called someone threatening to rape their CHILD is thankfully stupid enough to talk to the cops, despite LA’s advice to only do so with a lawyer.

    3729 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  38. Tree company cut down the wrong tree

    3724 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  39. The Party is Cautious

    3712 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  40. Why are black only or women only clubs not considered racist or sexist?

    3712 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  41. What is something you vastly misinterpreted the size of?

    3702 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  42. The only appropriate response.

    3702 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  43. I had a crazy idea for a Smash Ultimate commercial.

    3701 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  44. The math adds up.

    3699 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  45. Why

    3698 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  46. What's something your sibling told you as a kid just to mess with you?

    3695 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  47. Decided to power wash the boat seats. Cleanest i've seen them in a long time.

    3687 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  48. Sorry, Sony Music, you don’t own the rights to Bach’s music on Facebook

    3684 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  49. TIL Henry Cavill refused to use steroids to muscle up for his Superman role in "Man of Steel". He believed that it would have been dishonest of him to use trickery while playing Superman, and he wanted to push his body to the limits, to develop his physique into one that was Superman-worthy.

    3683 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  50. I'm glad the victory poses now happen in an actual place

    3682 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  51. [Serious] What are some issues facing boys today that are being ignored by society?

    3681 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  52. Do guys really osticize women for this?

    3680 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  53. Friends wife accusing my 9 year old daughter of rape?

    3676 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  54. CHOP CHOP

    3673 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  55. Don't give up.

    3667 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  56. Forsen finds his clone

    3667 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  57. Definition of Debugging.

    3661 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  58. [OC] Dandelion Flower Sunset in Kırşehir Akpınar, Turkey [1100 x 800]

    3660 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  59. Potential Character Leak

    3657 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  60. Mod Exposes Fake Meme Claims

    3653 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  61. My dad has a PHD yet he needs my help still

    3650 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  62. when people get to full of themselves

    3650 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  63. [Loud] EA/Dice censors saying "white man" in chat

    3643 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  64. How the fuck do people not realise when something is a joke

    3638 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  65. Someone’s regretting their decision to jump the fence two days ago.

    3636 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  66. This show in a nutshell

    3634 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  67. “Bought” wooo chile

    3625 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  68. Can anyone identify this rabbit? My younger cousin lost it and we need a replacement!

    3622 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  69. UPDATE - My (24F) best friend (24F) says I owe her everything I have, including my boyfriend

    3619 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  70. The place I love.

    3618 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  71. I was yelled at for saving her daughter's life

    3612 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  72. I make costumes. This girl expected me to make & send her a custom outfit..... for free, in 2 days.

    3612 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  73. Customer tries to hide perishable dairy at register because she didn't want it. Bought it anyway.

    3610 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  74. A world within a book

    3609 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  75. [Serious] Those of you who met what was probably your soulmate, but didn't wind up with them, what's your story?

    3609 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  76. On preventing future NiceGuys

    3605 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  77. [Update] I (24) found hundreds of pics of my brother (20M) on my boyfriends (24M) laptop. Can anyone please explain to me what’s going on?

    3594 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  78. ELI5: Why do hurricanes hit the U.S. East Coast so often but never on the West Coast?

    3592 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  79. On the 4th of March 1998, 11-year-old Rui Pedro from Portugal disappears near his mother’s workplace. 3 years later, his photo is found on the database of Wonderland Club, a child pornography ring. This is the last anyone saw of him.

    3583 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  80. Woman found this on her dogs paw. Anyone ever seen this? Left part is sucker - she said it sucked onto a jar after she pulled it off of the dog. The fur is part of the creature......

    3581 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  81. youtube ads

    3567 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  82. Woman takes a ride down a ramp in a shopping cart

    3566 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  83. "After 5 Years On Roll20, I Just Cancelled and DELETED My Account"

    3564 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  84. After Spying On You, Your Vizio TV Will Ask You to Sue Its Maker

    3560 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  85. All those maths teachers who used to remind us that "You won't be walking around with a calculator in your pocket all the time" must be feeling pretty embarrassed now that everyone has a smart phone.

    3557 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  86. LPT: One 18 inch pizza is more pizza than two 12 inch pizzas.

    3556 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  87. Crazy NBA idea. No team is allowed to have more then 30 ft of player on the floor at any given time. After committing so many fouls a team is deducted an additional foot of player.

    3553 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  88. A guy named Chad who thinks r/chadsriseup is for people named Chad

    3550 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  89. Have we given up on Netflix, YouTube, and other streaming services on Nintendo Switch?

    3544 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  90. I just asked a girl for her number! She said no, but I feel amazing!

    3544 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  91. Depression, Law Enforcement, and One Smart Teen

    3540 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  92. Hit 50lbs (50.8lbs actually!) lost today, basically my goal weight. I was ecstatic and shared the news with a few people. Some responded by saying that it sounds unhealthy and that they’re worried about me. Frustrated and seconding guessing myself.

    3540 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  93. Man arrested for threatening to shoot 11-year-old who beat him in 'Fortnite'

    3534 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  94. HyunA and E'Dawn to leave CUBE Entertainment

    3531 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  95. "WHERES THE BUTTER!?"

    3530 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  96. NewEgg refuses to refund me in full for a lost order

    3530 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  97. LPT: Don't be too down on yourself if you're an excellent candidate for a job but still miss out. Some job placements are already pre-arranged and they just need to go "through the motions", and sometimes it's just a random pick from an equally good field of candidates.

    3523 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  98. Pull/Push doors suck

    3523 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  99. Park in my private spot? Have fun!

    3523 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  100. Super Mario Party is SO good! (EGX 2018)

    3516 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018