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Reddit (Sep 2018)

  1. TIFU by letting ants eat my semen

    10186 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  2. They lucky!

    10180 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  3. Green Army Man Cosplay

    10173 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  4. When we both took pictures of each other.

    10166 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  5. He is so good he looks bored!

    10160 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  6. This is going to take forever

    10155 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  7. Butch’a didn’t know he was so hip with it

    10153 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  8. Earth's Mightiest Heroes

    10151 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  9. Muscle boi and mini boi

    10146 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  10. This guy is dangerous

    10146 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  11. Luigi's Mansion 3 Announced for 2019

    10145 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  12. They are onto us...

    10143 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  13. Pirate Angel

    10137 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  14. Parents are hiring intimidating 'uncles' to protect their child from school bullying

    10135 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  15. Nintendo's reaction to everyone drawing pictures of a sexualized combination of Bowser and Princess Peach while their company stock goes up

    10131 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  16. LPT: When buying tickets for a sporting event for a large amount of people, buy some of the tickets in the row behind.

    10125 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  17. Nazi Germany occupying the sudetenland

    10123 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  18. Do you love me? No wait is that a f***ing camera!?!

    10122 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  19. BOLArinas when they hear about a tree being harmed.

    10121 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  20. don't give a duck

    10120 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  21. Parenting 101

    10116 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  22. MRW my friend is naming the 7 Deadly Sins: a Lust, a Gluttony, an Envy, a Wrath, a Sloth, and a Pride but can't remember the last one

    10115 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  23. How he hit so hard?

    10103 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  24. Richard Hammond and his wife were gassed and robbed in holiday villa in France

    10102 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  25. Finding every pillow and comforter in the house for the first horror movie Sunday of the season

    10101 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  26. Reddit bans QAnon subreddit

    10096 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  27. Hmmm

    10089 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  28. Like night and day

    10083 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  29. The real heroes of computing

    10080 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  30. I'm a male who was raped several times by two older boys between the ages of 11-14, I wanted to report it so bad but never did. I understand why many of you didn't.

    10080 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  31. This was at the bottom of the dried fruit pot to take up more space

    10080 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  32. XXXTentacion murder captured on surveillance video, played in court.

    10078 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  33. Splitting wedges

    10062 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  34. Dude, Matt straight up sucks!

    10061 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  35. The owner of the restaurant kicked out one of my tables for yelling at me about a receipt

    10061 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  36. I love 2018

    10057 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  37. Tipfinger

    10057 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  38. Armada - I'm quitting Melee singles.

    10050 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  39. Today is National Voter Registration Day. I am an expert in the weird world of voter registration in the United States. AMA about your state laws, the weirdest voter registration quirks, or about your rights at the polls.

    10044 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  40. Gravekeeping

    10044 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  41. Found this on a car recently.

    10039 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  42. What’s the most BS Ted talk you’ve ever seen?

    10035 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  43. The finest of bros doing a good

    10033 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  44. TIL there is a subset of people that can function perfectly fine with less than 5 hours of sleep. They are early birds, night owls and short sleepers at the same time and do not need the assistance of coffee or mid-day naps to function. They are the Sleepless Elite.

    10033 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  45. Apple is quietly giving people 'trust scores' based on their iPhone data - iPhone, iPad, Apple Watch and Apple TV data is used to see how trustworthy you are, similar to a scenario in the dystopian series Black Mirror

    10029 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  46. Entrance to this children’s bouncy castle...

    10028 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  47. Can GateKeeping be good? *Found it on a chat group don't know who to credit*

    10027 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  48. to do a straightforward delivery

    10026 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  49. The size of a man's penis is like the size of a woman's boobs. Everyone makes a big deal out of the large one's but most people prefer a medium size.

    9987 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  50. 2oof4owie

    9984 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  51. Hot. Dog.

    9984 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  52. TIFU by thinking my hoodie string was a parasitic anal worm

    9984 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  53. No evidence that moral reminders reduce cheating behavior, finds a new replication study (n=4,674). Scientists report they were unable to reproduce the results of a well-known study showing that people are less likely to cheat on a task after making a list of the Ten Commandments.

    9980 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  54. Can't find the keys

    9973 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  55. Someone on r/SuicideWatch telling everyone to commit suicide

    9970 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  56. Art teacher claimed peice would “offend students”

    9969 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  57. Give the people what they want

    9969 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  58. Destiny arrives all the same. And now, it's here. Or should I say... someBODY

    9966 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  59. She is all kinds of spooked

    9964 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  60. Got to see this beauty yesterday.

    9963 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  61. Decided to give BB-8 a new R2-D2 inspired paint job

    9958 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  62. [I ate] an Irish breakfast

    9957 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  63. Standing next to the Dam spillway

    9947 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  64. Closer than you think

    9946 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  65. Nickels be looking big as hell when you're looking for a quarter.

    9946 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  66. Florence doesn’t stand a chance. “Murica.

    9945 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  67. Don't forget the "accidental" follow-up video

    9944 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  68. Becoming Ron Swanson

    9941 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  69. Mocking survivors of sexual assault using the picture of a little girl + 10 thoughtlessness -1000 respect

    9935 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  70. Ah yes !!

    9932 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  71. Does this count?

    9931 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  72. Kick that can down the road boyz

    9930 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  73. You never know when it's going to blow!

    9921 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  74. The Girl Who Covers Her Ears During the Fire Alarm Starterpack [OC]

    9908 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  75. Don’t mind me

    9904 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  76. 2meirl4meirl

    9903 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  77. Ready to take down the President

    9901 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  78. City Terrace

    9900 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  79. A Guide To Efficiency

    9897 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  80. Rally in Russia

    9896 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  81. Dragon Scale Armor

    9890 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  82. Getting a cactus stuck in your leg is bad enough.

    9887 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  83. [WP] You have undergone experimental surgery to be one of the first soldiers equipped with a first person shooter-like HUD showing your health, weapon equipped, current missions, etc. But, they forget to remove it after you retire from service, and you find it surprisingly helpful in civilian life.

    9886 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  84. Thy mind cannot be read, maiden!

    9885 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  85. What's a mathematician's favourite kind of boob?

    9874 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  86. car jumps a red light and causes mayhem

    9862 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  87. ULPT: Bring a dead cockroach with you everytime you stay at a hotel. Throw it on the ground somewhere in your room, then call reception saying you "found" a dead cockroach. You'll probably get a free room upgrade or a discount for the rest of your stay.

    9852 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  88. [Homemade] Pressed Cubano

    9849 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  89. Devilish sorcery

    9846 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  90. They don't want any horse for free, they want a young, thoroughbred that has been well trained and is perfectly healthy. These kind of horses can range from $2,000-$10,000.

    9843 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  91. MRW I'm in an argument with my gf and she google the topic and it turns out I was right the whole time

    9842 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  92. Other than waiting in line at the DMV while your phone is dead, what is an example of “first world torture”?

    9841 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  93. LPT: Learning how to under promise and over deliver is essential to every career. It allows one to set expectations in efforts to with come out looking superior or have a limited failure.

    9838 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  94. A message we can all support

    9837 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  95. Handing out drinks to construction workers

    9835 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  96. WCGW If I overdo a motorcycle Burnout

    9832 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  97. It's time you stopped

    9832 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  98. i saw something like this yesterday on reddit so i tried to recreate it

    9826 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  99. The Cleveland Browns have traded Joshusa Caleb “Flash” Gordon to the New England Patriots

    9823 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  100. Just helpin a runna out

    9823 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018