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  1. ILPT: Don't key someone's car if your mad, instead, steal their plates!

    2221 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  2. [WP] After buying a sword online, you go to the local archery club to recruit a ranger as a joke. A guy comes up and says "I'm in. Now we need a mage. I know a place."

    2220 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  3. That time my branch president tried to convince me I should be angry about my future wife having sex.

    2220 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  4. What’s the fastest you’ve quit a job? What was the reason?

    2218 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  5. I'm not your son

    2217 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  6. How to be a good player: Ask the NPC; "What is your name?". Ask the DM; "What is your quest?". Ask yourself; "What is your favourite colour?"

    2216 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  7. A crowd beating on kids who aren't even fighting back.

    2216 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  8. [request] How much force would it require to cut through cement?

    2209 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  9. Steve deserved better

    2208 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  10. Why did Dr. Ford wait 36 years to tell on Kavanaugh?

    2207 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  11. Saddest Date of My Life

    2203 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  12. Its still so surreal being skinny. I sometimes cant believe I actually reached my goal.

    2198 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  13. ELI5: how do deep sea creatures survive under the enormous pressure?

    2197 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  14. A man had sexually assaulted me in a bar. After a year of fear, I saw him in a bar again and became enraged; I confronted and embarrassed him in front of a group of other women.

    2185 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  15. What's the fastest way you've seen someone improve their life?

    2184 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  16. My parents homeschooled me and my little brother to shelter us from "the gays." We both ended up transgender and my older brother is gay. AMA

    2183 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  17. Has it occurred to anyone else that the people with actually good social skills probably aren’t on reddit or a subreddit dedicated to social skills, and thus, most of the advice from ppl posting here probably isn’t that credible?

    2179 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  18. [WP] You're an exorcist, and this is your most conflicting assignment yet. The demon possessing the child seems to actually be protecting it from abusive parents.

    2177 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  19. My water bottle has a heartbeat.

    2176 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  20. At its heyday, Cahokia was a city of 30,000 - 40,000 people and the Mississippians didn't have any domesticated livestock. How were they able to get enough protein for all those people? Are there any estimates of the impact on local prey animals?

    2174 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  21. How I stopped my co-workers and I being bullied, by outing that awful woman as a serial sexual assaulter. TW mentions of sexual assault.

    2170 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  22. Emoluments Case Moving Forward, Approved by Federal Judge | First Emoluments Case in American History

    2167 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  23. I remember in 5th grade telling people that the F word meant sex. They didn’t believe me. How you like me now you little shits

    2166 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  24. I just found out my boyfriend has been posting my nudes without permission. What the fuck do I do?

    2162 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  25. Playing with fire..WCGW?

    2160 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  26. ILPT When you are buying a pair of trousers, always put a belt from the store onto them. 9 times out of ten you wont get charged for it.

    2156 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  27. Real life deep fried

    2150 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  28. [LAUK]Actual Title: My mother is trying to get my downs brother to impregnate his downs girlfriend so she can take the baby

    2149 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  29. "Well done" "Medium well done"

    2148 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  30. **Top Tier Media** The Church meant to force me into silence. Instead, it gave me a megaphone.

    2137 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  31. The 5 Main Characters are the 5 Stages of Grief

    2132 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  32. I'm ASMR Glow, go ham, answers will be read on my Twitch Livestream (Tuesday 11th Sept)

    2131 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  33. Archer is great, but it would be better if they went back to being ISIS agents.

    2126 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  34. My(23F) sister(25F) and friends(20s) talked about how I’m not good enough for my boyfriend(25M). They don’t know I heard and I don’t know what to do

    2126 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  35. Nobody is able to recreate the Super Soldier Serum in the MCU because it comes from the Heart Shaped Herb.

    2116 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  36. Nathan Teaches an old man how to play video games

    2116 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  37. We all have a "they couldn't punish us all" story. But what's your "they punished us all" story?

    2115 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  38. How prevalent was looting by US troops during WWII?

    2112 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  39. It's kind of crazy to think that an ancient Germanic people once ruled parts of Algeria, Libya and Tunisia. Did the Vandals leave any mark - in language, culture, architecture or similar - that might be recognizable today in those regions?

    2106 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  40. (UK/USA-WI) I'm pregnant after a fling whilst travelling. International co-parenting?

    2106 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  41. Man bursts into church and confesses to cold case murder

    2106 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  42. Ｓｐｉｒｉｔｓ， ｗｈａｔ ｄｏ ｙｏｕ ｔｈｉｎｋ ｏｆ ｍｙ ｎｅｗ ｆｏｎｔ？

    2101 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  43. The psycho banned guest that won't quit

    2082 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  44. [UPDATE] I [34m] recently found out that my S/O [32f] had sex with another guy immediately before our first date. This made me feel really upset, and I can't quite pinpoint what I should do.

    2077 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  45. Serena Williams Deserved All Three Violations

    2075 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  46. What popular thing has the worst fan base?

    2070 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  47. Not being attracted to your girlfriend anymore because she gained weight doesn't make you some type of monster.

    2068 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  48. The Anti-TITTY Streamer

    2062 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  49. /u/AmitabhBakchod critically replies to admin comment, is banned 2 hours later.

    2061 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  50. can't make this shit up WTF

    2058 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  51. Stop trying to turn me gay, Gays.

    2057 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  52. If someone considers you their friend way more than you consider them your friend (i.e. unbalanced friendship) what should that person do?

    2057 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  53. Why

    2055 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  54. We let a baby ruin her date... and now she is going to die ALONE!

    2045 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  55. I don't even need to explain

    2043 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  56. Gunned down by Miranda

    2041 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  57. Someone is trying to build a real life Henry Fondle

    2038 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  58. What harsh reality of life hit you the hardest? [Serious]

    2035 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  59. [OT] Moto 2 rider pulls another riders brake

    2032 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  60. Southeast Missouri State president apologizes for drinking from beer bong at a tailgate party

    2020 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  61. If a President were into really kinky sex, including spanking, erotic asphyxiation, etc., that could be harmful would the Secret Service be required to stop it?

    2020 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  62. My boyfriend has No Boundries with ExWife

    2014 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  63. Payment of a US hospital bill as a german citizen

    2011 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  64. A coworker took photos of us at work and photoshopped them sexually. He has committed other offenses. My company won't fire him.

    2010 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  65. Can my anti-vax wife prevent me from saving our daughter's life?

    2002 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  66. Besides lightning, what are some ways that fire can occur naturally on Earth?

    1997 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  67. Person of Walmart leading his daughter through the store by her hair as punishment. Police called, said he has the right to discipline his child.

    1997 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  68. What are some uncommon signs of immaturity in a woman?

    1995 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  69. [Discussion] [Sad] Vets report flat-nosed breeds (Frenchies, English Bulldogs, Pugs...) actually seem to enjoy being hooked up to a breathing tube, unlike any other dog. Jesus.

    1993 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  70. Adults of reddit what are some important things people entering their 20s should know?

    1986 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  71. The Hateful Eight portrays a stagecoach way station in the middle of a blizzard in Colorado that is uninsulated, and fails to keep snow from drifting inside. Would this have been a normal cold-climate building style in the late 1800s?

    1985 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  72. CS:GO players workaround timeout communication rules

    1984 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  73. Anon begins a life of crime

    1981 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  74. Eton Absolute Mess

    1970 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  75. What are the lesser known problems of being an "ugly" or unattractive woman?

    1969 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  76. My father and I moved in together to save money while we started our business. I'm 30 and recently single and wondering how to explain this to women without seeming like a basement dweller.

    1963 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  77. A few of the managers at my job have been sexually harassing me all year. I’ve documented it since the beginning of the month but I’m beginning to wonder if it’s even worth addressing since I’m a (large, black) male and they’re all white women (Missouri)

    1961 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  78. CMV: The word "retarded" is no worse than stupid, dumb, idiot, moron, etc.

    1960 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  79. LAOP wants to do something about roommate who refuses to shut the door when having sex. Situation resolves itself when roommate punches LAOP in the face.

    1950 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  80. Redditors who live in small towns, (fewer than 1,000 people) what's the big thing going on in your town these days?

    1946 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  81. My parents strongly believe they’re helping me by trying to ruin my life

    1939 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  82. PGL with the insane production

    1935 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  83. One thing that I wish was done differently

    1934 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  84. Update: Saddest Date of My Life

    1934 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  85. Why football commentary works the same way as Iron Age epic poetry

    1930 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  86. Parents should not be allowed to give their kids hormones before they’re 18.

    1925 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  87. Hey, I’m crazy, I’m your daddy, and you have to stay with me, baby.

    1922 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  88. A male coworker grabbed my genitals at my work place and I broke his jaw. What do I do next? (MA)

    1920 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  89. How I got addicted to cocaine when I was 9 years old

    1919 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  90. AK-47 maker Kalashnikov to produce electric cars to rival Tesla

    1915 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  91. I’m just very angry tonight trying not to be.

    1913 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  92. Can I sue my boyfriend for fake rent that he took from me [PA] update

    1905 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  93. Machine Gun Kelly using an extra thick red line to cover his low album rating

    1897 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  94. Mother goes on crazy/racist rant on calm Canadian cops after her 12 year old is in custody over a taser.

    1897 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  95. That time I caught the dine and dashers.

    1895 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  96. OP's wife's cancer issues are resolved as it was all a 2 year sham. Now what?

    1893 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  97. Probably the most satisfying moment today.

    1892 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  98. Ladies how much are you bothered by being told to smile?

    1889 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  99. Does a child who didn't see one parent because the other parent stole them despite custody orders in place have to repay that time debt after age 18? Oregon

    1882 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  100. You know the old riddle, right?

    1877 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018