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  1. Ron Swanson shares his opinion.

    9114 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  2. Mint chewingcum

    9104 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  3. Ain't no thing like me except me.

    9093 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  4. Enough said

    9090 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  5. eViL sEnTiEnT ViDeO wIzArD FuCkInG sTeALs InNoCeNt gIrL’s hAnDs TeLePaThiCalLy

    9087 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  6. 8 years ago I caused a UFO panic

    9083 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  7. What it´s like when you´re at a character select screen

    9083 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  8. Put a stocking over the end of a vacuum to find tiny items like earrings

    9078 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  9. Content came out two days ago! Nice and fresh for your investing!!

    9075 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  10. Morbid Fraudster

    9071 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  11. Leonardo DiCaprio running up to Jonah Hill pretending to be a fan

    9070 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  12. This morning my 26 year old son kicked autism’s ass and finally got his drivers license. 💙

    9067 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  13. [WP] While driving you hit and kill a boy. You feel terrible, and at the funeral you tell the family you wish you had died instead of him. 3 weeks later, a new surgery comes out that can bring someone back from the dead at the cost of another's life. You hear a knock at your door. It's the family.

    9062 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  14. i finished it but forgot it at home

    9053 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  15. Costume party

    9043 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  16. Playground refurbishing [0:55]

    9039 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  17. Nintendo of America on Twitter: "You and a friend will be able to play online co-op as Mario and Luigi in the original Mario Bros. game for the first time when #NintendoSwitchOnline launches this month!"

    9039 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  18. Now that Rocket is on Earth, I can't wait to see the interaction between these two.

    9036 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  19. BOOST MY BOTTOM!

    9033 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  20. (SERIOUS) Redditors who have killed another person for any reason, how did it feel and how do you cope with it?

    9031 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  21. [WP] You grew up with your uncle, seeing him bringing weird stuffs home, you'd always thought he was just a hoarder. Untill the day he died, you realized that your uncle was the collector and protector of the most powerfull artifacts in the universe and you are a part of his collection.

    9028 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  22. This tree looks like a broccoli tree

    9018 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  23. Sure, I’ll give you the EXACT price you want!

    9018 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  24. The PCs Kill the BBEG with Metagaming

    9017 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  25. J.K. Rowling tweets: "Harry Potter was first published in the US 20 years ago today, so I’m sending lots of love to American Potterheads, who’ve given me some of the most memorable moments of my Potter-related life!"

    9010 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  26. now that's how you respect women

    9008 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  27. There are rent-a-guinea pig services in Switzerland that provide partners for lonesome guinea pigs because it is illegal to own just one at a time.

    9003 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  28. When I post on Sunday night to clean up on the week's leftover karma

    8996 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  29. Rey & Kylo by Sandara Tang

    8992 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  30. It's a Doctor Strange story

    8991 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  31. Nintendo Cloud Saves are erased after your subscription expires

    8988 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  32. Why do I feel like if I choose correctly, I’m going to open the Chamber of Secrets!?

    8985 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  33. Took my girls to a Taylor Swift concert. 10/10 great experience.

    8984 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  34. Still a pretty banging deal

    8968 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  35. Hmmm

    8958 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  36. Sodapoppin re-promoting an online gambling scam site (BetOnline.ag)

    8946 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  37. This is what happened when someone opened up their home after a tornado hit my city

    8931 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  38. People of reddit who got divorced and then remarried the same person again, what's your story?

    8929 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  39. "Nobody wants to see this, Sharon."

    8914 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  40. TIL that the rescue dogs searching the 9/11 rubble got depressed from constantly finding dead bodies so their handlers had firemen hide so the dog could find them and play.

    8912 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  41. My BFF swears YL oils keep her kids from getting sick. So I’m secretly keeping track this winter. Wish me luck!

    8902 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  42. My kind of autumn ❤

    8900 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  43. [WP] As you and your adventuring party make camp for the night, you hear rustling in a nearby bush. When you take a peek, you find a band of pixies who've been following your party. They've written a lot of fanfiction about your party. One of them is wearing a tiny cosplay version of your armour

    8899 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  44. Do I need a credit card? I have been strongly advised against it by my parents who say its a scam and should be illegal but everything I look at says that no credit is just as bad if not worse than low credit. What should I do?

    8894 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  45. how the writing process for "free churro" went

    8889 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  46. Cleaning out my texts and found this gem. If you want wedding music, pay for fucking wedding music.

    8887 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  47. I'm welling up here

    8884 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  48. Deaf man finds out he's going to be a dad.

    8878 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  49. In The Prestige, the opening shot is of identical copies of Angier's top hat in a glade, followed by a shot of caged canaries in Borden's workshop. Thus the film's central conflict is spelled out: (Spoiler in comments)

    8875 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  50. 'Every ad makes me like Beto more': Ted Cruz's latest attack on Beto O'Rourke for swearing massively backfires

    8871 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  51. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 _____ 9!

    8864 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  52. Can we get this as a loading screen with season 6 ?

    8863 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  53. IamA Tim Canova running as an independent against Debbie Wasserman Schultz in Florida's 23rd congressional district! AMA!

    8862 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  54. [Update] [Update] My brother hacked into everything and is trying to control my life. [CA]

    8862 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  55. Loving daughter is there for her dad

    8856 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  56. The true origin of the Avengers Initiative

    8853 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  57. Momma Meerkat finds lost baby

    8853 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  58. My girlfriend and her father, left (1998) and our daughter with grandpa today, right (2018).

    8851 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  59. I was just reading an article on TMZ about someone's baby, but ended up getting a "lesson" out of it too.

    8847 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  60. MRW I hear John Kerry say Trump has the maturity of an eight-year-old boy with the insecurity of a teenage girl.

    8845 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  61. How it feels when someone enjoys your post but scrolls past it

    8841 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  62. Albino Squirrel!

    8841 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  63. Some advanced physics.

    8840 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  64. What a guy

    8834 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  65. Snape is a terrible professor not because he was a dick to kids for no reason, but because he invented ways to increase yield and simplicity in potion making and never published his research.

    8823 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  66. House searching. They called it a "shower room".

    8813 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  67. Unexpected water boop

    8812 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  68. How is this so accurate

    8800 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  69. A U.S. Marine reaches through the barbed wire of a civilian containment area to give a young Japanese boy candy during the Battle of Tinian.

    8799 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  70. [Serious] Women of Reddit, how old were you when you first experienced unwanted sexual attention?

    8798 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  71. Not fair

    8796 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  72. [GTAV] Trying to walk it off

    8788 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  73. meirl

    8786 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  74. Another porn meme INVEST NOW

    8785 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  75. Moral of the story...

    8778 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  76. [Art] The Deck of Many Animated Things (preview)

    8774 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  77. little companion

    8772 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  78. "Is this thing alive? No, I guess not..."

    8771 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  79. Fox's 'Murder On The Orient Express' Sequel 'Death On The Nile' Production Eyes Return To The UK

    8765 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  80. Do you meet the quota?

    8762 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  81. Please describe him without mentioning his skin color

    8761 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  82. It was autocorrect that was sexting for the past few hours

    8761 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  83. I think this would've been an even bigger plot twist in Spider-Man: Homecoming.

    8756 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  84. Nu ipone

    8753 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  85. Shoob gets bamboozled

    8752 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  86. A TV talk show “surprised” me with free surgery/services after I shared my cancer story on their show. They haven’t delivered on any of their promises.

    8749 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  87. hmmm

    8745 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  88. God bless farmers

    8743 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  89. handbag thief

    8740 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  90. Awkward silence

    8739 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  91. PlayStation Asia President: "Nintendo Switch had a positive impact on the entire video game market"

    8738 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  92. Photo of deer hugging a firefighter near Burns Lake goes viral

    8724 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  93. Well, it sounded like a good idea

    8723 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  94. Hold up

    8707 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  95. Deconstructed Panther | Done by Joey Cassina at Ocean Avenue Tattoo in San Francisco, CA

    8707 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  96. Heres the link to the archive of the "The_Donald is activly promoting russian propaganda, heres proof" post that got locked and deleted.

    8706 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  97. Understanding Programming

    8705 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  98. Way to really drop the ball Doctor Strange!!

    8700 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  99. Hot Cross Walk

    8699 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  100. TIL that in July 2018, scientists from 4 Russian institutions collected and analyzed 300 prehistoric worms from the permafrost and thawed them. 2 of the ancient worms revived and began to move and eat. One is dated at 32,000 years old, the other 41,700 years old.

    8694 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018