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Reddit (Sep 2018)

  1. [NC] my neighbor is draining/pumping his swimming pool into my yard during a hurricane

    2654 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  2. What happened to GPU pricing?

    2653 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  3. Can we take a moment to appreciate how Iroh was able to see Roku's spirit dragon? While I wish we got to learn more, it just added another layer of mystery and epicness to his character.

    2651 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  4. What's the scariest real thing on our earth?

    2649 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  5. Wisconsin's worst principal is very angry that OP's daughter doesn't want to be groped

    2643 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  6. Euer Nationalismus kotzt mich an!

    2612 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  7. Update to: RA keeps interrupting sex because I’m gay.

    2604 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  8. LAOP is very concerned about his constitutional rights and a feeeeemale ruining his life

    2603 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  9. My humanities teacher claims that in prehistory, human society was generally matriarchal, being ruled by priestesses, and that the main religion was mother-earth worship. She claims that this information is being passively covered up by acedemia. Would you consider this accurate?

    2602 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  10. [SPOILERS] There's something wrong...

    2594 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  11. I think someone is coming into my home when I'm not there.

    2591 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  12. My parents and their accountant have, for several years, claimed over $90,000 in income tax in my name, despite me never seeing anything like that amount.

    2588 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  13. PREDATOR (1987) - The creature is a dark shadow of the EVIL OF KILLING in war. He’s the demon of this sin. And the film is an anti-war commentary on this. This element, since lost, also happens to be why all the sequels failed (especially the latest one).

    2584 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  14. Population density in Viking Age Norway

    2583 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  15. Nice birthday cake

    2579 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  16. Today is the 2-Year Anniversary of Comrade Katya’s “1980s, lesbian, literary agent, disinterested, pissed off Ellen Barkin fantasy” Runway Look

    2570 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  17. An epic saga on the class group chat.

    2556 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  18. YSK if you're purchasing a movie on your Apple TV and its missing a Rotten Tomatoes score, it likely has horrible reviews.

    2556 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  19. *walks into destroyed restaurant* "Table for 4!"

    2553 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  20. What's a weird non-political thing your parents believe?

    2551 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  21. "Now son, we stole that money from you to demonstrate that money is the root of all evil. Now pay us rent."

    2547 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  22. Nice one, BuzzFeed

    2542 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  23. For those of you who *chose* to not have children: Do you regret or stand by your choice? Why?

    2540 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  24. Programmers of reddit, what’s the most unrealistic request a client ever had?

    2538 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  25. I want you fired

    2538 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  26. Mods are asleep, post pictures of metal being nature

    2532 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  27. Jerma proposes to his girlfriend

    2528 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  28. US top judge accuser reveals ordeal

    2524 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  29. Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him

    2521 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  30. People whose S/Os are considered very attractive, what are your best stories of them getting hit on around you?

    2519 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  31. Looks like I need to clear some space

    2515 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  32. What’s up with all these "Netflix adaptation“ memes showing a "Manga“ an "Original“ and a crappy (off-brand) as "Netflix adaptation“?

    2513 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  33. r/Roll20 Mods have all stepped down and have given up moderation to another subreddit.

    2502 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  34. Well cant you still help me?

    2491 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  35. Alyssa and Shangela. The most iconic mother and daughter duo in Drag Race herstory.

    2487 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  36. guys i'm worried about our melon

    2483 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  37. Let Me Rewash The Clothes For You

    2479 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  38. I wouldn’t touch your husband with a ten-foot pole, ma’am.

    2475 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  39. Sure Buddy [slightly NSFW]

    2472 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  40. Do drugs and make me do your job, okay let me just take your job.

    2468 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  41. Um k

    2467 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  42. Gay sex has been decriminalised in India. The Supreme Court struck down Section 377 of IPC. Love wins.

    2465 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  43. What shady practices are some of the largest companies doing now we should know about?

    2465 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  44. [DM] If I'm found dead tomorrow I'll save the police some time: My players did it.

    2465 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  45. No no no yes

    2464 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  46. After hours playing to reach the top

    2464 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  47. I just saw my 8 year old brother crying out of guilt because he spent his whole dollar instead of putting 10 cents aside for tithing

    2461 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  48. Really attractive people of Reddit, what’s it really like?

    2451 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  49. True gamer rises up against successful, college-educated jeopardy participants

    2445 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  50. Evil straw.

    2429 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  51. My t-shirt has tits on it, do you really think I’m working?

    2428 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  52. What do lots of people falsely claim to be?

    2418 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  53. One Piece: Chapter 919

    2417 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  54. I don't like those books you'll let me borrow...buy me THIS one instead.

    2410 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  55. My wife died this weekend. How do I find out what kind of debt she had or retirement accounts she started?

    2406 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  56. CMV: It is no longer safe to be a male primary school teacher.

    2397 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  57. For fuck sakes r/ShowerThoughts

    2395 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  58. Sometimes I'm so hydrated that when I pee in the toilet you can't even tell the difference between the pee and the water, so I dont flush it as a sign of victory.

    2394 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  59. Just started seeing this girl. She's super into me and attractive but she has hundreds of male fans all trying to get with her. How do i not let the constant attention bother me?

    2394 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  60. What is going on with r/iamatotalpieceofshit going private?

    2391 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  61. Magic missile is kinda sad

    2389 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  62. OP went on a national TV talk show and was promised free services. It's been a year and they haven't delivered. What are their options here?

    2386 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  63. When it’s the end of a YouTube video and they start saying thanks and telling me to like and subscribe..

    2380 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  64. Poland says it will block any EU sanctions against Hungary

    2375 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  65. Why did the Nazi's document every individual that they capture and kill during the Holocaust, along with other extensive information regarding them?

    2371 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  66. Food court chairs designed to prevent you having a good time when eating your lunch.

    2367 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  67. Murder Hobos

    2358 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  68. My 4 year old was circumcised without my consent.

    2352 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  69. 15 year old “demon” bullies, bashes, and batters brother for not bothering to be a biddable bystander

    2352 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  70. [NSV]My husbands brilliant theory as to why my shirts are now to big.

    2351 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  71. I logged on a computer to this reddit account logged in. AMA

    2350 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  72. I am Felipe "HarvesteR" Falanghe, creator of Kerbal Space Program, now working on a new game, AMA!

    2345 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  73. Followup: [CO] A boy with an intellectual disability attempted to kiss my stepdaughter in class when he became "excited". • r/legaladvice

    2345 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  74. The Almighty Yeet

    2341 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  75. Videogame logic no longer applies to video games. How far can the protaganists of their respective games get?

    2337 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  76. r/AskOuija will never be able to achieve ______

    2324 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  77. I'm curious about your drug dealer stories

    2317 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  78. My wife of 10 years left me after a 3-way with her best friend got her in touch with her homosexuality.

    2316 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  79. Match Thread: West Coast Eagles vs Collingwood (2018 Grand Final)

    2310 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  80. What happens when an intellectually disabled client becomes pregnant and one of her male caregivers refuses to give a DNA sample to rule himself out? Spoiler alert: He probably gets fired.

    2309 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  81. What is something extremely dangerous that most people aren’t aware of?

    2308 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  82. Jon Bernthal Tactical Training for THE PUNISHER (Video @tarantactical)

    2308 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  83. Mom Xs and Dad Xs Max

    2302 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  84. What's going on with company named The Verge and thermal paste? Have been seeing some memes on the front page

    2297 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  85. GOP Candidate Cut Price Of Cancer Drug For Russian Market, But Raised Price Here

    2295 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  86. Put them anywhere but infront of my office!

    2293 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  87. You don’t look good in your Brockhampton merch

    2286 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  88. How I learned that no D&D is better than bad D&D

    2281 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  89. Kim Chi got scammed - she doesn’t have dresses for Drag Con, but she does have receipts

    2274 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  90. /r/MillionDollarExtreme has been banned

    2272 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  91. I just found out my best friend (who helped me get together with my girlfriend) had a crush on her when he did so.

    2266 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  92. Scrubbing a child's tongue with bleach and soap... for 2 days...

    2249 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  93. Think about your actions.

    2247 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  94. Has anyone tried to make a wiki for this sub?

    2244 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  95. PSA: People that veto trades that are clearly not collusion are the worst.

    2239 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  96. Judge Kavanaugh showed America exactly why I nominated him. His testimony was powerful, honest, and riveting. Democrats’ search and destroy strategy is disgraceful and this process has been a total sham and effort to delay, obstruct, and resist. The Senate must vote! (9/27/18, 18:46)

    2237 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  97. This logic is so stupid

    2236 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  98. Am I crazy for thinking that if your manager comps a full 100$+ meal due to some relationship and not service/product, the recipient of said comp should still tip accordingly even though 20% of $0 is $0?

    2232 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  99. Petition for Jordan Kimball to replace Colton Underwood as season 23 bachelor.

    2231 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  100. Just take a shit in the store model.

    2228 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018