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  1. Shop at Lidl/Aldi and can't pack as fast as the cashier throws it at you? The cashier has to stop to look up fruit/vegetables on the EPOS system, so leave them loose and tactically distribute them throughout the conveyor belt to give you valuable extra seconds!

    8693 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  2. Capitalist autocracy

    8685 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  3. Redditors who have done time, what are common misconceptions TV makes about prison/jail?

    8685 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  4. cut my own bangs and put a tattoo on my face the night before picture day.... my mom was less than pleased

    8683 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  5. Sleeping Bieber.

    8680 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  6. I lied to my best friend to get off the phone not knowing he was writing his suicide note and just wanted one last chat.

    8676 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  7. Apple CEO Tim Cook pens open letter to FBI: We will not build a backdoor into iPhone, not even to investigate terrorists

    8674 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  8. All fun and games until you smash the controller

    8672 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  9. If I don’t put a leash on my dog when I run

    8672 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  10. Probably not young guy's recycled parts, tho... :-)

    8670 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  11. Let Me Know What I Owe You? I definitely will.

    8669 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  12. Riding through blossoms

    8664 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  13. Tesla Model 3 gets perfect 5-star safety rating in every category from NHTSA

    8664 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  14. Man sits next to stranger who looks EXACTLY like him on plane

    8662 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  15. When will buzzfeed stop posting things they barely research

    8659 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  16. Bear rescued from forest fire won’t let go of his hero

    8654 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  17. $79.99 for a Tooth Fairy Crown... found on Instagram

    8651 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  18. From the island to a rift

    8650 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  19. Let me skate this car WCGW?

    8649 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  20. Never buy a dog when you're drunk

    8648 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  21. Harry Potter literally fought Voldemort in his first year as an 11 year old but how DARE HE go to Hogsmeade without a permission slip.

    8647 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  22. Wait, Take Me With You!

    8646 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  23. ELI5: What exactly is "hacking" and is it like how it is in the movies?

    8643 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  24. u/TheresA_LobsterLoose describes the Border Patrol near Niagra falls and what a bunch of bored people with guns do to terrorize citizens around a near impassable border.

    8641 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  25. Your 30s feel exactly like your 20s except you get to learn which knee is going to be the bad one

    8638 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  26. Nintendo Direct delayed

    8634 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  27. "Wall"

    8630 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  28. Bouncy balls part 2 without self Collision

    8628 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  29. Maybe the reason aliens haven't invaded us is the same reason you haven't flown to Africa to stomp on an ant hill.

    8628 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  30. One of the best things I have seen in a while. ❤️ I wasn’t sure if I could post her name, so I blacked it out just to be safe!

    8626 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  31. How one elderly woman's idea to build her own coffin turned into a movement of "coffin clubs" helping people approach death positively

    8622 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  32. STOOPID

    8619 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  33. They blocked me after I said “did you draw this?” They just cropped out the signature at the bottom.

    8615 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  34. A, brothers and sisters

    8610 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  35. The USA Debt in household terms.

    8607 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  36. Rescuing an impala from a mud pit

    8607 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  37. Male domestic abuse: Not enough support for victims, says charity

    8605 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  38. Who can grow the best beard on Parks and Rec?

    8603 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  39. To the girl that helped me on the train...

    8603 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  40. Big bois eating

    8597 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  41. Reviews and sales beg to differ :)

    8592 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  42. MN: Someone landed their hot air balloon in my yard and my dogs ripped it.

    8587 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  43. When you need your cleats but it's high noon

    8587 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  44. [OC] My moon themed character sheet got a positive response on twitter so thought I'd share it here.

    8571 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  45. Right Left Right

    8571 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  46. In Friday (1995) a resident in the neighborhood didn't want the movie shot there. He refused to move from his front lawn for a shot. So, he ended up in the film.

    8570 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  47. My first prequel meme :,)

    8569 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  48. During the opening of Infinity War, Loki attempts to stab Thanos with a dagger that appears in his hand. It turns out that he was holding the dagger the entire time, just kept it invisible.

    8568 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  49. Mods are asleep, post giant African Land Snail

    8565 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  50. How did that happen?!

    8564 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  51. Border Agent Starts 47,000-Acre Wildfire By Shooting Exploding Target at Gender Reveal Party

    8556 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  52. Man goes to local no kill shelter to brush cats and occasionally falls asleep.

    8553 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  53. [WP]: You hate this one guy in particular. You also know witchcraft. So you cast a curse to slowly destroy the thing he loves the most. As time passes on, you find that nothing has changed, but you are starting to get sick.

    8552 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  54. Kuwaiti police have shut down a fish store that was sticking googly eyes on fish to make them appear more fresh than they are. :-)

    8550 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  55. It's up to the brim, God dammit!

    8549 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  56. It's Time.

    8545 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  57. Take that bitch!

    8544 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  58. Science Fiction Alien Races Starterpack

    8544 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  59. ELI5: Why do large, orbital structures such as accretion discs, spiral galaxies, planetary rings, etc, tend to form in a 2d disc instead of a 3d sphere/cloud?

    8543 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  60. Swimmers fight over huge marijuana bundles washing up on Florida beaches

    8539 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  61. HMC while I lead the drunk girlfriends-pack on a leash

    8536 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  62. anime_irl

    8532 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  63. My company organised an event in a local club a few months back. My friend left his bag there and I received a reply yesterday.

    8532 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  64. Simplicity 8262, modified to have a hood instead of a double collar. Now to walk around looking dramatic

    8531 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  65. Me🌊irl

    8529 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  66. Joe Rogan Experience #1169 - Elon Musk

    8527 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  67. Parking a Semi

    8525 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  68. Lapras avoids incoming car

    8519 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  69. You can'T say no to him

    8505 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  70. Oh, you think your plants are safe?

    8501 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  71. Harder than a strike

    8495 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  72. A nice gay, now furrier

    8495 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  73. [WP] An immortal, a man who cannot die. Unlike other immortals, he has never craved wealth, power, or influence. For this reason he has never been detected, neither by his brethren, nor human society. He has watched history pass from the position of a lowly beggar

    8493 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  74. I'm xXx21xXx years old then

    8493 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  75. "Turn your damn brights off"

    8493 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  76. "Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader" was supposed to show how dumb adults are. But really what it showed was that the things 5th grades are learning have absolutely no value for adult life.

    8489 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  77. “I am here,” written by a million fingertips on a map in Times Square’s subway station.

    8488 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  78. This is my favorite meme

    8488 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  79. Watch Those Wrist Rockets

    8482 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  80. Nintendo Direct Delayed Until People Stop Calling SSBU “Smush”

    8473 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  81. TIFU by throwing out 18 pounds of meat in the Texas sun.

    8471 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  82. Any way to stop getting bullied?

    8466 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  83. 2meirl4meirl

    8462 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  84. The view outside the door in my Airbnb on the Isle of Skye, our closest neighbor is half a mile away.

    8460 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  85. My cousin sexualizing her daughter

    8457 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  86. ELI5: what is 'the golden ratio' and what is its relevance to the way plants grow?

    8456 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  87. The light glow of the aurora reflecting on Mendenhall lake. Juneau, AK. [OC][1845x2583]

    8453 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  88. This handsome little buddy is one of a kind

    8449 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  89. When Mother finally gets the tendies right.

    8443 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  90. Canadian Burger Chain Sells Out of Plant-Based Patties - A&W offering of Beyond Burger exceeded expectations, CEO says: “Plant-based protein has gained in popularity and it really is something people are very interested in.”

    8439 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  91. Every reddit discussion thread.

    8438 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  92. Ignore my battery percentage

    8429 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  93. ELI5: Why do (in most cases) our eyes need to be closed for us to be able to sleep? And what happens to people who can sleep with their eyes open?

    8427 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  94. Upvote this so the History memes Instagram bot that steals posts from this sub gets banned for violating Instagram TOS

    8424 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  95. Best way to impress the girl next to him

    8422 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  96. Breaking: Cory Booker says he is going to "knowingly violate" the Senate rules and release one of emails that's being concealed by Republicans from Brett Kavanaugh's White House service. He says it's "civil disobedience."

    8416 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  97. I mean

    8415 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  98. She gets it.

    8415 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  99. Look at all these happy plants

    8414 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  100. Are family reuinions allowed? Here’s my husky being reunited with her mother!

    8404 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018