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  1. Polarized tape.

    22488 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  2. Astronomers witness an Earth-sized clump of matter fall into a supermassive black hole at 30% the speed of light.

    22474 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  3. I can definitely see this happening.

    22474 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  4. Not a good tap dancer are ya

    22465 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  5. "Compensating for large penis" starter pack

    22450 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  6. This greyed-out "er" to trick you into thinking it just says "Low Carb". And the asterisk on the back says "than regular chocolate bars".

    22444 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  7. S K E L E B O Y E

    22432 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  8. Perfect balance

    22421 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  9. hmmm

    22418 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  10. Tesla Model 3 Stolen From Mall of America Using Only a Smartphone

    22415 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  11. Little did i know...

    22394 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  12. TIL that the famous boxing announcer Michael Buffer got his catchphrase "Lets Get Ready to Rumble" trademarked in 1992. As of the year 2009, the trademark is worth $400 million from it being licensed.

    22393 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  13. well okay then

    22392 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  14. One of my favorite Kelly dialogue.

    22384 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  15. Today was 300th straight day of running. 2,200+ miles ran and 100+ lbs lost.

    22375 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  16. How an N64 analog stick works [xpost /r/gaminggifs]

    22357 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  17. Hello there

    22340 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  18. “Doc, I ate one of those ‘Do not Eat’ silica packets. Am I going to die??”

    22327 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  19. Tonight I completed my bucket list item- I have visited all MLB Stadiums

    22319 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  20. Trying to smoke

    22311 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  21. When you play the Sims but forget to rotate

    22310 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  22. scrambled eggs vs cereal: a guide [OC]

    22308 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  23. Skating Tricks

    22307 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  24. cat sees his deceased owner in a video

    22304 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  25. When you see a cute dog

    22299 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  26. That elbow is the stuff of nightmares

    22269 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  27. One of my former college professors is a Captain with United and his daughter is a first officer. They got scheduled on the same flight on Monday.

    22269 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  28. The unmistakable freeze of regret

    22265 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  29. In the 50s, a newspaper columnist chastised Marilyn Monroe for wearing a low-cut dress, saying she was cheap and vulgar and that she would look better in a potato sack. 20th Century Fox then shot stills of Marilyn in a form fitting burlap potato sack: the result is marvelous

    22257 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  30. In Thor: Ragnarok, the notes played by high strings and choir when Hela (played by Cate Blanchett) arrives in Asgard are the same notes that open The Fellowship of the Ring, narrated by Cate Blanchett’s character Galadriel. This is really just a super obscure coincidence I wanted to share

    22255 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  31. A couple wants to have sex but their son is in the house.

    22244 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  32. "If Sci-fi Movies Were Realistic"

    22242 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  33. [Image] Well done!

    22234 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  34. He is the senate.

    22232 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  35. Petition to remove and ban NolanT from this sub. (This is not against your rules, removing it only confirms the further abuse)

    22222 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  36. A young couple dies on their way to their wedding....

    22217 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  37. When the EU finds out it's flag is a meme

    22203 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  38. What things are misrepresented or overemphasised in movies because if they were depicted realistically they just wouldn’t work on film?

    22196 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  39. If Google had a Dark Mode, it would save the world a lot of energy.

    22185 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  40. NYT sues FCC, says it hid evidence of Russia meddling in net neutrality repeal

    22181 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  41. We will swear on the precious

    22179 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  42. Lighting hitting a building

    22173 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  43. [Image] You can't skip chapters...

    22168 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  44. The man on the right took his sneakers off and gave them without hesitation to a barefooted homeless man on the subway, before putting his own work shoes back on for the rest of his journey. <3

    22167 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  45. If you don't have the proper tools, use teamwork. How weight, vibrations and balance drive a pile into the soil

    22159 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  46. MRW I come back to work after buying lunch and realize my employer provided free food for everyone while I was out

    22146 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  47. Bill Cosby's Mug Shot

    22121 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  48. WCGW if I don't pay attention while driving

    22115 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  49. The odd one

    22108 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  50. What George we talkin?

    22108 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  51. What just isn't worth the effort?

    22108 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  52. Good Answer!

    22101 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  53. 🔥 monkey frog making himself waxy

    22091 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  54. 🔥 Stone Fish 🔥 The walking, venomous, freaky deaky sea creature🔥

    22082 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  55. What is a movie that is actually scary (preferably one that doesn't rely solely on jump scares)?

    22080 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  56. I love you so much I’m gonna eat you

    22067 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  57. A very good boy saving a lady from her mugger

    22066 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  58. Preferred alcoholic beverage by country in Europe: 1990 vs. 2015 [OC]

    22062 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  59. What are your thoughts on a law that would require every 65 year old to retake a drivers test every 5 years, every 70 year old every 3 years and everyone 80+ once a year?

    22061 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  60. Jokes are such a weird thing to exist... it's like the brain going "Ohoho, you fooled mah branch predictor? Here, take some nice neurotransmitters for that"

    22061 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  61. What’s slowly killing you right now?

    22060 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  62. Jesus of Nazareth (Jerusalem, 30 AD)

    22059 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  63. Kill ‘em with kindness!

    22059 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  64. ULPT: Your food business is not getting enough customers? Make a fake hot tinder profile and tell your dates to meet at your restaurant, pretend to be late and tell them to order something expensive for you. Then after you serve them call off the date because your BF/GF found out or something.

    22053 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  65. California lawmakers on Friday passed a bill that would guarantee full and equal access to the internet — a principle known as net neutrality — in the biggest pushback yet to the federal government’s rollback of rules last year

    22053 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  66. He has another unmentioned talent as well

    22051 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  67. Started from the bottom now we're hotline pedo

    22045 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  68. [Off-Site] So, about all those "lazy, entitled" Millenials...

    22044 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  69. People can handle the truth more than you think, suggests a new study. Most people value the moral principle of honesty. At the same time, they frequently avoid being honest with people in their everyday lives. New research suggests people can often afford to be more honest than they think.

    22044 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  70. What is a weird childhood memory you have that you dont know whether its true or not?

    22040 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  71. [BMX] Ryan Williams does 1080 front flip

    22024 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  72. me irl

    22020 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  73. Hornet vs wasp

    22016 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  74. Penguin Guards!

    22015 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  75. would you return it??

    22014 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  76. This tank style stairs dolly in Japan

    22013 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  77. 2meirl4meirl

    22004 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  78. to be a true Communist

    21993 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  79. Advertising done right..

    21987 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  80. Ded.

    21976 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  81. Georgetown students help free prisoner wrongfully convicted of murder.

    21968 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  82. Securing your dog to a movable advertising flag..WCGW?

    21958 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  83. Perfect Bambi 🦌 in Real Life

    21944 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  84. "I just want you to know I could kill you. But I won't. Have a good one."

    21942 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  85. And he would have gotten away with it too...

    21931 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  86. My friend found a celebrity in first class on his plane at JFK

    21928 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  87. again please

    21928 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  88. Maybe he’s a fire bender.

    21919 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  89. My now brother in law proposing at my wedding last year.

    21916 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  90. This splash in a puddle cut in half by a reflection.

    21915 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  91. Girl can attend school with her cannabis-based medicine, California court rules

    21904 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  92. 🔥 Rainbow Rocks at Lake Mcdonald, Montana 🔥

    21899 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  93. hmm

    21895 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  94. Reposting because I deleted this last night because reasons. Two of my clients, a couple who have been together for over 40 years, found out that I like ducks. So they stopped by my office for the sole purpose of bringing me every duck they owned.

    21894 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  95. Variety of insects

    21890 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  96. Valeri Bezpalov and Alexi Ananeko were part of the 'Suicide Squad' with Boris Baranov .They entered Chernobyl to the reactors chamber, standing in waist high radioactive waters beside the exploded reactor to release water.If they hadn't, the resulting fallout would have covered Europe. 1980's

    21878 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  97. Never hit my mom again you human!

    21871 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  98. After years of not remembering this flash game, I finally found it. Is there any love for Madness Combat?

    21847 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  99. Criticizing Trump

    21844 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  100. 2meirl4meirl

    21835 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018