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Reddit (Sep 2018)
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Stayed with me for free and talk shit....you deserve everything thats coming
1500 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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Foster kids of Reddit, what do you wish your foster parents would have known so your experience would have been better?
1493 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018
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Protip: if you don't want your whole class ordering food, don't bring them into a Starbucks
1490 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
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I just finished Breath of the Wild for the first time...Wow
1490 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018
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In the latest episode of “Should I call the police?” LAOP found a chat thread on his mum’s computer where she’s arranging a hit on him and his pregnant wife. Yes, LAOP, yes you should.
1485 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018
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What is a good sign a couple will be together for quite awhile?
1484 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018
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In a new twist, LAOP wants a prenup because he wants to make sure he doesn’t take all her money but she doesn’t because she trusts him
1483 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018
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Fortnite is overrated. My favorite shooter game is _______.
1481 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
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Men of Reddit, why don't you want to go apple picking with us?!
1480 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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The infantilization of women
1477 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018
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Could we please stop the whole "I don't want a Season 4 anymore" thing please?
1473 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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First Promo for Courtney's Act's 'The Bi Life' for E! UK.
1473 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018
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I’m not gay, but I’m very ___.
1462 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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The OP wanted to get an abortion, so her ex-boyfriend called the police and said she was threatening to kill his baby. Now the poor OP is out of a job and hoping she can sue.
1461 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018
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Farrah must regret this moment to this day
1456 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018
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What’s a great way to surprise your SO?
1440 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018
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[alicia] Ohtani Singing Despacito for Angels Rookie Hazing
1434 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
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AQA are the absolute worst exam board and have fucked me out of what is a very significant dream.
1433 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
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Wherein LAOP’s parents won $350K in a default judgment, from his best friend, because he didn’t want to take LAOP’s meth head sister to a wedding. I shit you not.
1431 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018
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To the couple that gave the belated gratuity
1426 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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A "female" cryptocurrency called Bitcoinia that is always 21% (or whatever the genderpaygap is now) less valuable than bitcoin.
1420 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
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Tesla Model 3 sedan aces all of U.S. safety agency's crash tests
1420 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
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Glad to be back... or am I?
1420 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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Hard lessons on the importance of Emergency Funds and "FU" money
1416 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018
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Why can’t Huns understand that if you have to spend $4,987 to make $5,000 profit... You. Are. Not. Doing. Well. ?!
1415 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018
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Yesterday in English this kid said "Lick my fucking BALLS" to our teacher
1403 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
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Reddit, Did I Do The Right Thing?
1403 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018
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We need to talk about life ratings
1400 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018
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Just minding my own business...
1399 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018
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Making a Murderer Part 2 Oct 19th!
1398 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
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I got fired. For "Hitting on a 16 year old"
1393 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018
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Guys dont get enough compliments.
1392 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
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Why I don't do "realistic" D&D without magic healing & resurrection etc...
1390 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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IAMA Certified Sex coach and Licensed Therapist specializing in relationships, lgbt and all things Kinky AMA
1389 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018
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Neighbor wants to sue me after many misunderstandings including wanting to fish in my own backyard [FLORIDA]
1389 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018
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Why after breaking up with someone does it feels like the relationship never happend?
1386 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
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Please don't kill me! I have a wife and________!
1386 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018
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EA deleted Origin account (is this a common thing?)
1375 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018
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Oh no, Honey! The gardener is _______ again!
1373 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018
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ULPT: If you are late on an essay open a word doc, copy and paste a few pages of random text. Save it. Open same document in Notepad. Delete random section. This will make the document impossible to open. Send it to your teacher. In a few days they will ask you to resubmit the file.
1371 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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Hi I'm here for <insert popular event> do you have any vacancy?
1367 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
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My Parents' Hard Lesson: Homes can lose a lot of value even in the long run
1366 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
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You're not 'experiencing high call volumes'. You've understaffed your contact centre.
1362 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018
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My dad grounded me
1360 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018
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Kim Chi rolling out the red carpet provided by Chau Chic Designs
1357 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018
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Hospital Lost Autopsy Record of My Stillborn Baby (CA)
1346 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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"HoW dO yOU kNoW tHaT YOu'rE bI iF YoU'vE NEvER HaD SeX????"
1333 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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Make a Direct prediction and I’ll twist it to what Nintendo would actually do
1325 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018
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Muslim migrants are killing Europe
1322 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018
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I [20/m] woke up to my friend [23/m] having opened my pants and groping my penis
1318 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018
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(WA) Husband is selling all of his assets ahead of divorce
1316 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018
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IsItBullshit: The moment you feel thirty you are already dehydrated
1313 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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Women who had cosmetic surgery, how has your life changed? (for better or for worse)
1312 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
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In world war 1 were there any ways to defend against the German U-Boats?
1311 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
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You want me to stay in the kitchen doing nothing? Ok
1309 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018
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To all the exmos with "worse" after pics....
1307 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
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let me just convince my friend to rub piss on their child's face!
1304 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018
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Missing people you are sure still alive?
1303 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018
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My worker got arrested, dramatically, before I could pay him
1298 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
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Was looking for advice on healing my sprained ankle and came across this completely fucked up subreddit. Can't wrap my head around this.
1294 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018
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Flight attendant 'is sacked for causing chaos on the plane' after her boyfriend proposed to her at 30,000 feet
1290 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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Nymn's chat triggers forsen
1288 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018
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Guys, would you like it if the girl was the one to make the first move?
1287 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018
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Do yourself a favor and go learn Git by using Git Kraken. Git is an insanely powerful tool, but it's hard to grasp the concepts without a intuitive GUI.
1278 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
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My aunt is currently dying.
1277 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018
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OP forgot her dry cleaning.... for a whole year....
1276 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
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What was the worst sexual experience you ever had?
1276 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018
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Obama is gone
1276 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018
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[MEME] Resource Management
1274 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
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How many 6-year-old's do you think you could fight before being overwhelmed?
1273 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018
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First workout after still birth
1273 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018
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I get up too early and get paid too little to be treated like absolute filth by customers.
1271 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018
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LPT: A wedding speech should be five minutes maximum.
1271 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
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Roommate fucked up BIG, how can those of us left protect ourselves?
1269 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018
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The_Donald is attacking the Maryland shooter for being allegedly transgender
1268 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018
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I accidentally sent a photo of my penis when applying for a job
1262 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018
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Tech workers with these high paying jobs we keep hearing about, what do you actually do?
1260 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
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Why the fuck am I on a mission
1253 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
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I cannot STAND it when straight men go into gay bars and then complain about being hit on.
1250 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018
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From an amazing sweetheart to a complete psychopath
1248 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
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911 operators of Reddit, what is the one phone call you will never be able to forget?
1247 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
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People who live in countries with free roaming monkeys, what is you monkey story?
1245 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018
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Can humanity get rid of a Superman dictatorship on it's own?
1245 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
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[Missouri, US] 12 year old attacked me with a knife, I pepper sprayed him in the face. Parents are now suing me.
1245 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018
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GTX 1080 TI Appears To Match Or Outperform 2080 TI By Over 10% In Many Games At 1080p (Multiple Games/Multiple Reviewers) x-post /r/HFR
1240 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
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AITA for flipping out at dinner about my friend's weight gain theory?
1238 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018
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[Request] If Yugi was an average Japanese teenager in height and width, and the Millenium Puzzle is made out of pure gold (eventhough it is hollow on the inside), how much would it weigh and how hard would Yugis back be fucked by the weight?
1238 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018
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Dear Old Dad found guilty of stealing phone
1236 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018
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Rude Reminder to Respect Retailers
1235 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018
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"We know you're with our group, but you can't sit with us"
1233 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018
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A dominatrix, Alexandria Brown, does an AMA pertaining to her book about the former relationship she had with Charlottesville organizer and Neo-Nazi Augustus Sol Invictus.
1231 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018
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How do you lower food costs and not eat out when you hate cooking?
1230 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018
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What does “Feed Nana” mean?
1226 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018
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Men of Reddit; What are some of the most romantic gestures your significant other did for YOU?
1222 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018
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Lite Tea on this J&J situation
1220 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018
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People who ended up sleeping with their roommates, how did it impact the relationship afterward? Was it worth it?
1219 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018
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History Professionals of Reddit. What is that one history fact that you just love sharing with people?
1216 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018
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Indian guys on train. Please read.
1212 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018
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I was followed by car for over an hour.
1202 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018
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Do yourself a favor and learn something about databases
1202 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018