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  1. Stayed with me for free and talk shit....you deserve everything thats coming

    1500 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  2. Foster kids of Reddit, what do you wish your foster parents would have known so your experience would have been better?

    1493 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  3. Protip: if you don't want your whole class ordering food, don't bring them into a Starbucks

    1490 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  4. I just finished Breath of the Wild for the first time...Wow

    1490 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  5. In the latest episode of “Should I call the police?” LAOP found a chat thread on his mum’s computer where she’s arranging a hit on him and his pregnant wife. Yes, LAOP, yes you should.

    1485 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  6. What is a good sign a couple will be together for quite awhile?

    1484 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  7. In a new twist, LAOP wants a prenup because he wants to make sure he doesn’t take all her money but she doesn’t because she trusts him

    1483 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  8. Fortnite is overrated. My favorite shooter game is _______.

    1481 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  9. Men of Reddit, why don't you want to go apple picking with us?!

    1480 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  10. The infantilization of women

    1477 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  11. Could we please stop the whole "I don't want a Season 4 anymore" thing please?

    1473 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  12. First Promo for Courtney's Act's 'The Bi Life' for E! UK.

    1473 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  13. I’m not gay, but I’m very ___.

    1462 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  14. The OP wanted to get an abortion, so her ex-boyfriend called the police and said she was threatening to kill his baby. Now the poor OP is out of a job and hoping she can sue.

    1461 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  15. Farrah must regret this moment to this day

    1456 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  16. What’s a great way to surprise your SO?

    1440 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  17. [alicia] Ohtani Singing Despacito for Angels Rookie Hazing

    1434 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  18. AQA are the absolute worst exam board and have fucked me out of what is a very significant dream.

    1433 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  19. Wherein LAOP’s parents won $350K in a default judgment, from his best friend, because he didn’t want to take LAOP’s meth head sister to a wedding. I shit you not.

    1431 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  20. To the couple that gave the belated gratuity

    1426 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  21. A "female" cryptocurrency called Bitcoinia that is always 21% (or whatever the genderpaygap is now) less valuable than bitcoin.

    1420 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  22. Tesla Model 3 sedan aces all of U.S. safety agency's crash tests

    1420 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  23. Glad to be back... or am I?

    1420 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  24. Hard lessons on the importance of Emergency Funds and "FU" money

    1416 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  25. Why can’t Huns understand that if you have to spend $4,987 to make $5,000 profit... You. Are. Not. Doing. Well. ?!

    1415 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  26. Yesterday in English this kid said "Lick my fucking BALLS" to our teacher

    1403 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  27. Reddit, Did I Do The Right Thing?

    1403 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  28. We need to talk about life ratings

    1400 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  29. Just minding my own business...

    1399 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  30. Making a Murderer Part 2 Oct 19th!

    1398 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  31. I got fired. For "Hitting on a 16 year old"

    1393 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  32. Guys dont get enough compliments.

    1392 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  33. Why I don't do "realistic" D&D without magic healing & resurrection etc...

    1390 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  34. IAMA Certified Sex coach and Licensed Therapist specializing in relationships, lgbt and all things Kinky AMA

    1389 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  35. Neighbor wants to sue me after many misunderstandings including wanting to fish in my own backyard [FLORIDA]

    1389 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  36. Why after breaking up with someone does it feels like the relationship never happend?

    1386 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  37. Please don't kill me! I have a wife and________!

    1386 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  38. EA deleted Origin account (is this a common thing?)

    1375 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  39. Oh no, Honey! The gardener is _______ again!

    1373 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  40. ULPT: If you are late on an essay open a word doc, copy and paste a few pages of random text. Save it. Open same document in Notepad. Delete random section. This will make the document impossible to open. Send it to your teacher. In a few days they will ask you to resubmit the file.

    1371 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  41. Hi I'm here for <insert popular event> do you have any vacancy?

    1367 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  42. My Parents' Hard Lesson: Homes can lose a lot of value even in the long run

    1366 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  43. You're not 'experiencing high call volumes'. You've understaffed your contact centre.

    1362 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  44. My dad grounded me

    1360 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  45. Kim Chi rolling out the red carpet provided by Chau Chic Designs

    1357 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  46. Hospital Lost Autopsy Record of My Stillborn Baby (CA)

    1346 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  47. "HoW dO yOU kNoW tHaT YOu'rE bI iF YoU'vE NEvER HaD SeX????"

    1333 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  48. Make a Direct prediction and I’ll twist it to what Nintendo would actually do

    1325 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  49. Muslim migrants are killing Europe

    1322 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  50. I [20/m] woke up to my friend [23/m] having opened my pants and groping my penis

    1318 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  51. (WA) Husband is selling all of his assets ahead of divorce

    1316 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  52. IsItBullshit: The moment you feel thirty you are already dehydrated

    1313 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  53. Women who had cosmetic surgery, how has your life changed? (for better or for worse)

    1312 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  54. In world war 1 were there any ways to defend against the German U-Boats?

    1311 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  55. You want me to stay in the kitchen doing nothing? Ok

    1309 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  56. To all the exmos with "worse" after pics....

    1307 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  57. let me just convince my friend to rub piss on their child's face!

    1304 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  58. Missing people you are sure still alive?

    1303 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  59. My worker got arrested, dramatically, before I could pay him

    1298 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  60. Was looking for advice on healing my sprained ankle and came across this completely fucked up subreddit. Can't wrap my head around this.

    1294 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  61. Flight attendant 'is sacked for causing chaos on the plane' after her boyfriend proposed to her at 30,000 feet

    1290 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  62. Nymn's chat triggers forsen

    1288 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  63. Guys, would you like it if the girl was the one to make the first move?

    1287 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018

  64. Do yourself a favor and go learn Git by using Git Kraken. Git is an insanely powerful tool, but it's hard to grasp the concepts without a intuitive GUI.

    1278 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  65. My aunt is currently dying.

    1277 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  66. OP forgot her dry cleaning.... for a whole year....

    1276 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  67. What was the worst sexual experience you ever had?

    1276 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  68. Obama is gone

    1276 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  69. [MEME] Resource Management

    1274 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  70. How many 6-year-old's do you think you could fight before being overwhelmed?

    1273 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  71. First workout after still birth

    1273 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  72. I get up too early and get paid too little to be treated like absolute filth by customers.

    1271 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  73. LPT: A wedding speech should be five minutes maximum.

    1271 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  74. Roommate fucked up BIG, how can those of us left protect ourselves?

    1269 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  75. The_Donald is attacking the Maryland shooter for being allegedly transgender

    1268 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  76. I accidentally sent a photo of my penis when applying for a job

    1262 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  77. Tech workers with these high paying jobs we keep hearing about, what do you actually do?

    1260 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  78. Why the fuck am I on a mission

    1253 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  79. I cannot STAND it when straight men go into gay bars and then complain about being hit on.

    1250 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  80. From an amazing sweetheart to a complete psychopath

    1248 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  81. 911 operators of Reddit, what is the one phone call you will never be able to forget?

    1247 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  82. People who live in countries with free roaming monkeys, what is you monkey story?

    1245 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  83. Can humanity get rid of a Superman dictatorship on it's own?

    1245 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  84. [Missouri, US] 12 year old attacked me with a knife, I pepper sprayed him in the face. Parents are now suing me.

    1245 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  85. GTX 1080 TI Appears To Match Or Outperform 2080 TI By Over 10% In Many Games At 1080p (Multiple Games/Multiple Reviewers) x-post /r/HFR

    1240 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  86. AITA for flipping out at dinner about my friend's weight gain theory?

    1238 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  87. [Request] If Yugi was an average Japanese teenager in height and width, and the Millenium Puzzle is made out of pure gold (eventhough it is hollow on the inside), how much would it weigh and how hard would Yugis back be fucked by the weight?

    1238 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  88. Dear Old Dad found guilty of stealing phone

    1236 upvotes • comment • sep 16, 2018

  89. Rude Reminder to Respect Retailers

    1235 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  90. "We know you're with our group, but you can't sit with us"

    1233 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  91. A dominatrix, Alexandria Brown, does an AMA pertaining to her book about the former relationship she had with Charlottesville organizer and Neo-Nazi Augustus Sol Invictus.

    1231 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  92. How do you lower food costs and not eat out when you hate cooking?

    1230 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  93. What does “Feed Nana” mean?

    1226 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  94. Men of Reddit; What are some of the most romantic gestures your significant other did for YOU?

    1222 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  95. Lite Tea on this J&J situation

    1220 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  96. People who ended up sleeping with their roommates, how did it impact the relationship afterward? Was it worth it?

    1219 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  97. History Professionals of Reddit. What is that one history fact that you just love sharing with people?

    1216 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  98. Indian guys on train. Please read.

    1212 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  99. I was followed by car for over an hour.

    1202 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  100. Do yourself a favor and learn something about databases

    1202 upvotes • comment • sep 29, 2018