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That smells nice, Sarah
54719 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
why is his D so small?
54681 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
The Monterrey stadium in Mexico
54675 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
TIL that in 1986, when a murdered woman was found by her husband in their LA apartment, the LAPD considered the case a botched burglary. The woman’s father said that an old lover of his daughter’s husband-an LA cop, was the murderer. He was proven right by a DNA match over 20 years later.
54662 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
Cats has ended its domestic run after 8 weeks with a total of $27.2M.
54605 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
To break the game
54598 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
Megathread: U.S. Intelligence Told Lawmakers of Russian Strategy to Boost Trump Re-Election
54578 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Squirrels
54572 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
Progressive times we are living in
54531 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Kmart really wants to sell you a folding chair.
54525 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
TIL OJ Simpson has paid less than 1% of the $33.5 million civil judgment against him for the wrongful death of Ron Goldman
54488 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
"Medieval clothing in a movie" Starter Pack
54478 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
Firefox is showing the way back to a world that’s private by default
54456 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
A 16-year-old with autism got all of his Xbox games stolen, so his local sheriffs office pitched in to buy him some new games
54449 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
🔥 coyote and a badger “teaming up”
54425 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Wernher von Braun in his office
54422 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
Inmate confesses to beating two convicted child molesters to death after warning prison officials he would
54384 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
I've been following this account for a while. It's an elderly Spanish lady who creates works of art in Microsoft Paint
54380 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
🔥 Snowflake On A Crow's Wing 🔥
54372 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
TIL Syphilis used to be treated by infecting people with malaria to induce a fever. While about 15% of patients died from malaria, this was preferable to the almost-certain death from syphilis
54366 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
What are you smiling at....Oh!
54349 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
Must be a lot of different toilet styles in the Star Wars universe
54343 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Jimmy Carter Put Solar Panels on His Farmland and They're Now Powering Half of His Georgia Hometown
54331 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Russia Doesn't Want Bernie Sanders. It Wants Chaos
54317 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
He's so lucky to have her
54311 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
Are we smiling or not, what's up?
54281 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
What is the stupidest way you've injured yourself?
54267 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
My great grandfather, a popeye impersonator. 1930s.
54255 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
Nothing to see here... just 12 rooftop campers getting what they deserve.
54196 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
If Trump cured cancer. Woosh!
54180 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
That's tough.
54154 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
Handing the Pope a pizza
54145 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Georgia college dean among 14 arrested in sting targeting child predators
54120 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
[OC] We adopted this derp a week ago. He realllllly likes snow.
54108 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
The nicest big brother!
54089 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Katherine Johnson, one of the first African-American NASA scientists who helped calculate the precise trajectories that allowed Apollo 11 to land on the moon in 1969, has passed away at the age of 101. May she Rest In Peace.
54049 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
You are not dead until you are warm and dead.
54047 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
MadDad
54021 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
A question that came into one of my local radio stations
53937 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
WW2 killed 27 million Russians. Every 25 years you see an echo of this loss of population in the form of a lower birth rate.
53929 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Russia is working to get Trump reelected, intelligence officials tell House lawmakers in briefing that angers the president
53925 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
TIL Salvador Dali once conned Yoko Ono out of $10,000 by sending her a piece of dried grass instead of a hair from his moustache
53924 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
Parents of Reddit, what "why?" Has your toddler thrown you that even Google couldn't answer?
53918 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
TIL a 60-year-old American man with severe amnesia was blind for 9 months due not being able to afford cataract surgery. When a charity paid for it and he could see again, he was shocked to discover he was around 20 years older than he thought he was.
53897 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
TIFU by making my one-night stand breakfast.
53895 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Can't Keep Running Awaaaayyyyyyy
53887 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
I appreciate how real this is. 🤍
53862 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Genius level intellect
53827 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
HIS LITTLE HANDSES THO
53810 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Finished shoveling the whole sidewalk!
53752 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
What quote has always stuck with you?
53749 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Bernie Sanders is the only candidate who can say this
53745 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Hey look I'm American
53723 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
What was sexy 10 years ago but isn't now?
53719 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
Plague the rich
53713 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
You go, dude
53701 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
My sneaker matches my gyms floor.
53694 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Trump publicly admits he fired White House official as retaliation for impeachment testimony: 'He was very insubordinate'
53685 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Factual murder: Europe as a ‘tiny, ancient, homogenous country’
53626 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
Dentist Office showing how much sugar is in regular items.
53597 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
He is right
53557 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Oh snap.
53521 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
TIL that there was a test several years ago where 70 undercover agents tried to sneak bombs or guns through US airport security; 67 succeeded
53482 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
perfect moment 🦋
53463 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
Hello Reddit! Bernie Sanders here. On Monday night in Iowa, we were victorious, with a decisive margin of 6,000 votes. But securing the democratic nomination and defeating Donald Trump is going to take all of us. Can you chip in and help us win New Hampshire next?
53386 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
Someone helped Albedo
53383 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Divers walking upside-down underneath ice
53344 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
The Trump administration has barred the top US disease expert from speaking freely to the public after he warned the coronavirus may be impossible to contain
53316 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
Danny Devito bringing his stool to a Bernie Sanders rally
53268 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
Mad mike check
53262 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
The sounds that wake us up could be affecting how groggy and clumsy we are in the morning, new study shows. Harsh alarm tones can disrupt or confuse our brain activity when waking, while more melodic sounds can help us transition to a waking state in a more effective way and improve alertness level.
53238 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
Deepfake Back To The Future with Tom Holland and Robert Downey Jr.
53208 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
The Witcher S2 will start filming this month with four new directors
53205 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
No
53199 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Making stew
53196 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
me irl
53180 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
When ever I’m sad this always picks me up :)
53179 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
This fuckface getting knocked the fuck out (re upload because I forgot to give an explanation)
53172 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
53121 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
Youth behavior trends in the United States, 9th grade, 14-15 years old [OC]
53096 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
An owl glides through a field of neutrally buoyant soap bubbles, revealing wingtip and tail vortices
53083 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
When Hermione talked about Amortentia - the love potion - she said that it smells different to each person, according to what attracts them. Hers smelt like freshly mown grass, new parchment & spearmint toothpaste. What do you think yours would smell like?
53066 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
I'm the dog
53062 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
Steals $20 from 84 year old grandma gets charged with robbery in the third degree and grand larceny in the fourth degree.
53062 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
Space exploration.
53019 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
No one has a Brooklyn accent on the show Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
52944 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
3rd lane map checking
52943 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
What do you wish you had in high school that kids have today?
52940 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Second try
52937 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Florida can't bar felons from registering to vote over fees and fines, court rules
52925 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
TIL that Popeye the Sailor became so popular during the Great Depression that consumption of spinach increased by 33%. His popularity also led to American children listing spinach as their third favorite food, after turkey and ice cream.
52887 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
Virginia House passes bill to give electoral votes to popular vote winner
52868 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
One of the most interesting building!! Zaandam,Netherlands!!
52854 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
📣
52827 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
Waist-shrinking fakery in music video about loving yourself, not using filters and being "just what I wanna be"
52798 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
TIL that a new microbe called a hemimastigote was found in Nova Scotia. The Hemimastix kukwesjijk is not a plant, animal, fungus, or protozoa — it constitutes an entirely new kingdom.
52783 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
Thousands rallied in central Moscow on Saturday to call on President Vladimir Putin not to stay in power indefinitely, in the first major protest by the Russian opposition since the Kremlin chief announced controversial plans to change the constitution
52761 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
Why are you stealing people’s money?
52760 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
Double shit
52698 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
You go on a first date with someone, what habit or characteristic is a deal breaker?
52651 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020