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Well. Uh, ok then.
35035 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
To the couple of people that wore mismatched shoes today, know that Jim Thorpe had his shoes stolen at the olympics so fished two random shoes out from a dumpster and still managed to get gold.
35027 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
If you feed one by tomorrow you'll feed them all.
35019 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
Kramerbooks knows what's up
35008 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Hold up
35003 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
'No Time To Die' Official Poster
34987 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Hmm...maybe I’ll put some wool there for decoration
34986 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Blursed Cat Hoodie
34981 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
Dad has a cool new hat
34978 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
gay
34969 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
Too cold
34969 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Best feeling ever
34969 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
this :) has more meaning than this 🙂
34954 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
He’s my child
34954 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
The pet wars continue.
34942 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
That’s tough
34941 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
Consuming a western diet for as little as 1 week can subtly impair brain function & encourage slim & otherwise healthy young people to overeat, & makes it harder for people to regulate their appetite. After a week on a high fat, high added sugar diet, volunteers scored worse on memory tests.
34939 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Today was my first day in my power chair!! After 2 years of being homebound I’m taking my first steps...rolls towards independence again. No more depending on bae for everything, although she’s the best companion a woman could ask for.
34933 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
Education system in a nutshell
34925 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
If I Could Only Find Someone That Looks At Me The Way This Cat Looks At Its Human
34918 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Gotta go fast
34914 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Pastry chef, Ben Cullen!
34903 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
"65-year-old with so much money he no longer cares what people think" starter pack
34894 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
Schumer asks inspectors general to investigate whistleblower retaliation after Vindman firing
34891 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
When your little princess wants to help you get ready for work.
34883 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Nailed it!
34878 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
All 4 Prosecutors Quit After Justice Dept. Takes Extraordinary Step of Lowering Recommended Prison Time for Roger Stone
34876 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
I'm the bad guy
34873 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
Mother refused the judges orders
34868 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
He's doing his best
34854 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
Sanders reveals free childcare plan for preschoolers
34842 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
I got Dicks on my hand...
34832 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Lowcost cosplay strikes again. He's so damn good at it
34831 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
First Poster for Netflix's Psychological-Thriller 'Horse Girl' - Starring Alison Brie - A socially awkward woman with a fondness for arts and crafts, horses, and supernatural crime shows finds her increasingly lucid dreams trickling into her waking life.
34830 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
London Tube Map as seen from above...
34796 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Makes me smile
34786 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
🔥 The artwork of bees.
34785 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
The first snow of the year is coming to Raleigh today. We usually handle it pretty well.
34760 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
Astronomers will sweep the entire sky for signs of extraterrestrial life for the first time, using 28 giant radio telescopes in an unprecedented hunt for alien civilisations.
34759 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
If you were a demon, what would it take to summon you?
34759 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
I’m 23 working a dead-end job for less than living wage, my only friends are old people and I smoke a disturbing amount of weed to escape. Self-loathing is lonely, come join the party.
34753 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
The worst thing that could ever happen, happened.
34736 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Very Convenient Cop
34735 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
ok, what now...?
34732 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
Spring made from shape-memory alloy
34726 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
I don't think I ever got around to posting this one here. Any Johto fans still about?
34726 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
Sharp left turn at the end.
34721 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Raping someone to “get the result I needed”
34721 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Milliseconds quick
34719 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
When will lego week start?
34714 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Porn stars of reddit, what does NSFW mean to you? Is it SFW? Just work?
34707 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
They are everywhere, even in reddit
34702 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
Watch what you're doing!
34699 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
TIFU by beating my wife and daughter
34697 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
Making a meme from every Clone Wars episode: Season 1 Episode 21
34696 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Kids Get Taught A Lesson After Throwing Eggs At Random Car
34687 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
Who's paying for the wall?
34684 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
Doctor who predicted coronavirus days before epidemic hit arrested in raid on home
34668 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
Take as many days as you need
34661 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
When water droplet falls on a sharp point.
34660 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
First Image of Nicolas Cage in Horror-Thriller 'Wally’s Wonderland' - A drifter is tricked into a janitorial job at now condemned theme park. The mundane tasks suddenly become an all-out fight for survival against wave after wave of demonic animatronic monsters.
34649 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
All for the insta
34625 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
My neighborhood puts up with a lot of shit
34624 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
TIL that a French family had a roof leak in 2011. Upon inspection, the culprit turned out to be a 4.5 billion year old meteorite that had smashed through their roof tile. the family's name? Commette.
34623 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
Meet Aloe, saved from being covered in tar, it took 9 hours to completely remove it all
34621 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
The point of view really matters for this Square / Circle
34617 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
Classic Todd
34598 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Saw this on r/memes
34567 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Four Chinese military hackers have been charged with breaking into the computer networks of the Equifax credit reporting agency and stealing the personal information of tens of millions of Americans
34564 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
🔥 Whaler sharks caught inside a wave 🔥
34549 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Don’t ask me why its on the top
34549 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Ah the negotiator
34542 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
TIFU by grooming myself on a flight and shaving my beard only to trigger the crew's anti-terror training and make everyone super paranoid for a short while
34514 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Italian signature move
34507 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
We need someone to fix the toilet
34503 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
Awesome stop motion street art
34500 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
'Thousands' of men jump college gates and assault female students at women's college in Delhi
34497 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
me_irl
34495 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Bill Nye on the runway
34484 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Parents lie to hospital staff about where baby came from in order to protect their POS rapist son.
34480 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Nice guy thinks he’s better than guacamole
34460 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
They probably ask this at Walmart too
34453 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
There isn't enough time he could do for this crime.
34444 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
the beard
34443 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
The face of the teacher! Posted by u/pretendblacksmith in r/tumblr
34435 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
To get a Cardi B tattoo
34432 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Depression on a stick
34429 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
Blursed parrot
34419 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
Someone probably died while playing an online game and got yelled at by their teammates
34394 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
MadeMeSmile
34368 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
House Threatens to Subpoena Betsy DeVos for Attending Trump Re-Election Events Instead of Testifying
34365 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
Fighting a rare stage four cancer called leomyosarcoma. Make me feel worse.
34354 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
I want this game
34341 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
OG way of love is love
34340 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
TIL in 1972 eight people at a party snorted what they thought was cocaine, but was actually pure LSD, averaging about 50,000 doses per person. All but one became comatose, but made full recoveries in the hospital 12 hours later, with no apparent physical or psychological after effects.
34318 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Unforgettable Star Wars
34304 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
“Why are we still here”
34284 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Can't beat that. Like Ever.
34266 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Awesome
34262 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
Giving this dog his best day ever
34253 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020