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Technically True
27637 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Basic bun economics
27635 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
True
27619 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
Arizona CEO seen on video hurling racist slur at Uber driver 'relieved of his duties'
27619 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
An incredibly intact Lichid trilobite fossil from the unusual Jorf Formation of Morocco, more than 380 million years old
27614 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
When the schema doesn't match up
27608 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Bruh I just realized if you switched the names of Star Wars episodes 1 and 9 they would describe the plots of those films almost perfectly!
27607 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
205lbs lost since June of 2018. Proper human diet and IF.
27605 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Know your place, ...
27602 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Do idiots in armoured vehicles count?
27594 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
No bias at all when someone was making this poll
27592 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Bullying is a serious issue
27584 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
My friend's phone looks like it was the victim of a drive by shooting
27576 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Switch that sh*t up.
27571 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Senator Bitch McConnell
27557 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
Dragon lego table
27556 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
If the Democrats nominate Mike Bloomberg, we're facing four more years of Trump. Don't get suckered, Democrats: Of any current candidate, Bloomberg would be the easiest for Trump to beat
27547 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
These raised pavement markers are producing music, but only if you drive within the speed limit
27541 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
Tickle my Pickelhaube
27533 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
TIFU by not paying more attention to a bump on my penis
27532 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
Bread rising is very satisfying to watch
27518 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
How I feel today.
27504 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
TIL about Donald Watts, a Florida resident police received calls about and found rolling naked in a muddy ditch. After using 2 stun guns with no effect they called for backup among which was a K9 unit who was ordered to engage Watts but Watts managed to grab the dog by the head and bit him first.
27499 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
HMFT after the baseball bat hit me
27489 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Saw a post where a guy cut a tree between two fence posts. Thought it was appropriate to share some of my more spectacular cuts.
27488 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
[SHOTS FIRED] James Harden: "I wish I could just be 7 feet and run and dunk. That takes no skill at all."
27484 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
Project Orion was an interstellar spaceship concept that the U.S. once calculated could reach 5% the speed of light using nuclear pulse propulsion, which shoots nukes of Hiroshima/Nagasaki power out the back. Carl Sagan later said such an engine would be a great way to dispose of humanity's nukes.
27475 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Someone needs to invent a microwave which scans the barcode of your food and cooks it the way it's supposed to be cooked
27467 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
Guide dog makes sure that owner doesn't forget an important shopping stop.
27457 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
An amazing view from the Faroe Islands
27449 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
A great task
27447 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Thank you
27441 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
I think this should be here!
27434 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
Wayment
27425 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
Crayon
27418 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
My older brother stood up to our dad's gross comments
27414 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
I just found out the special effects studio I work at did all the effects for the Super Mario Bros Movie....and I found all the props.
27412 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
The Joker
27409 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
Recheck it.
27406 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
The baby told the bus driver that this was her favorite song so he turned the music up so they could dance
27405 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
Timmy Turn-on
27403 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
I also didn't poop in my kennel today.
27385 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
#BloombergIsRacist Trends As Second Resurfaced Clip Shows Dem Candidate Saying 'We Disproportionately Stop Whites Too Much And Minorities Too Little'
27372 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
Keanu brought his mum with him to the Oscars. He's so damn wholesome.
27363 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Dick shaming should be taken as seriously as all other types of shaming, specifically slut shaming and fat shaming.
27354 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
Toonme challenge, Me, Digital, 2020
27350 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
The strength of Netflix has failed
27323 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
Huge skeleton washed up on a Scottish beach after storm ciara
27313 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
What is a quote or saying that just pisses you the fuck off?
27312 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
TIL there's a cancer treatment costing less than $5 USD; it injects ethanol (type of alcohol in beverages) into the tumor with cure rate on par with surgical removal. Duke University scientists boosted the cure rate by creating an ethyl cellulose-ethanol gel, curing 100% of cheek tumors in hamsters.
27310 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Scared of going to the cinema alone? Don’t be: it’s a brilliant form of self-care
27309 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
The before and after of Valentines day.
27286 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
...sorry
27285 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
I mean he's not wrong
27283 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
TIL Dogs can understand upto a 1000 human words. They can differentiate between nouns. and verbs. More importantly Dogs also feel emotions love, jealousy etc which was previously thought to be only present in primates. They can even read people better than chimps one of our closest genetic neighbour
27283 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Walked into the bathroom at work and found the soap dispenser going mental
27278 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Nails
27267 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
Please I just want some sleep
27267 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
It’s real wild
27251 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Gwyneth Paltrow's Netflix Series is Stupid and Harmful | Cynical Reviews
27249 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
Nostalgia is a cruel mistress
27249 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Don't you hate it when you need to tap your train ticket but someone put a roasted chicken on the scanner?
27246 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
Netflix will now let you disable its awful autoplaying feature
27244 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
Thanks I hate moaning envelopes
27231 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
ViDeO gAmE CaUsEs ViOlEnCe
27231 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Nintendo, please...
27224 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
moonpie is a redditor
27223 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
[VIDEO] This advice from 1965
27221 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
This is what 50 years of marriage and the last days of hospice care look like...
27218 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
TIL that a Comcast customer who was dissatisfied with the internet speed set up a raspberry Pi to counter the problem. The Pi ran internet speed tests and if his internet speed dropped below 50 megabits per second, the Pi tweeted hourly to @Comcast about the slower than advertised speeds.
27201 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
When fishing, always bring an action figure
27195 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
They call him the finger muncher
27194 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
To be a grammar nazi...
27188 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
To Make a Wise Decision
27176 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
Let me see how much I can push my luck.
27172 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Dortmund [2]-1 PSG : Haaland 77'
27167 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
*misses three times in a row*
27161 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am
27155 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
Dew it
27153 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
Every word in every language started out as gibberish until one person convinced enough people what they said was a real word
27149 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
that's how you play on 30fps
27149 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
You can literally see the frustration grow, until he/she finally snaps
27138 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
America’s monopoly problem, explained by your internet bill - We should be asking the government and corporate America how we got here. Instead, we just keep handing over our money.
27129 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
NASA is hiring new astronauts!!! You need to at least have a STEM masters degree and be a US citizen, among other criteria. Applications due March 2-31
27122 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
First Degree Murder Spotted In 9gag
27109 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
Thanks, I hate Pokemon
27101 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Manbat 😂😂
27088 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
I ran into a guy wearing the same exact outfit as me at a club
27085 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
There is almost exactly 100 years of age between my son (2) and my grandfather (102)
27083 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
This is happening in India right now. More than 40 innocents dead with most of them being beaten to death with rods. They do this in the name of Religion and there are hundreds of thousands of people who defend these people's actions on the Internet.
27081 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
I broke my phone’s camera
27078 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Didm't post this here.
27077 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
I do be like that
27066 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
Oof size large
27056 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
Has anyone ever wrestled with guys and be surprised just how much stronger they are?
27051 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Look at that form
27047 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
That's amazing!
27033 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Brazil's military elite sees France as country's biggest threat, leaked report reveals
27030 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
My great grandpa's hand forged spoon he made 100 years ago
27020 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
Relevant today, George Carlin wonderfully describes boomers
27017 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020