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Reddit (Feb 2020)

This guy I met at the grocery store had his pet turkey with him
31714 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
The resemblance is striking
31709 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Bernie Sanders’s universal childcare plan would mean Millennials like me could start families
31701 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
She killed her by words
31698 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Cursed_Sequel
31698 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Kids with a strong style game queueing up outside the cinema in Chicago, 1941. Colorized by me.
31696 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
If you had a $100,000,000 budget for a movie, and you had to spend all of it, how would you make it as bad as possible?
31696 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
It would literally be the only thing they ever talked about
31692 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
Blursed hat.
31690 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
I posted this on r/guitarporn and received a decidedly negative response. This forum was recommended.
31685 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
God bless there are video games
31674 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
When you get chosen to the the designated driver
31663 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
What? it's just so smooth
31644 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
AOC takes down Ted Cruz over coronavirus comment: 'I’m surprised you’re asking about chromosomes given you don’t believe in evolution'
31636 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
Poor guy just wanted a high five
31633 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
🔥 Cherry blossom in Tokyo
31622 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
I was killed 4 times in a single play of the game...
31605 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
Man pulls gun out on woman and she chases him
31559 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
What is the most annoying thing a Guest has done in your home?
31558 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Blursed Chinese class
31555 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
We need to talk about something
31549 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
IT'S ALL YOU
31548 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Amazing Arctic Fox
31538 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Raped 4 times a day since the age of 6, and even had two miscarriages before giving birth.
31524 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
Bernie Sanders Says He'll Make Fossil Fuel Industry Pay $3 Trillion for Their Pollution To Fund Green New Deal
31508 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Light fall on this escalator
31504 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
I found these crystals at the bottom of a bottle of maple syrup that sat in the back of my refrigerator for a few years
31503 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Passing other kids on a school bus starter pack
31498 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
Kaitlin Bennett (alt-right activist who allegedly pooped her pants at a frat party) gets welcomed by Ohio University's finest!
31494 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Using a drone to screw in a lightbulb
31486 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
Blursed_Hope
31479 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
TIL the search for the Titanic was a cover story by the US Navy to recover two sunken nuclear submarines. However, the exploration finished with 12 days to spare in which they searched and found the Titanic.
31476 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
Me_irl
31466 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
I feel like this is relatable to most people even if you don’t ‘shop
31463 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
Oscars’ Corporate ‘Feminism’ Isn’t Empowering — It’s Condescending
31461 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
'Good men and women don't last long': Former top Navy SEAL who oversaw the Osama bin Laden raid criticizes Trump, defends ousted intelligence chief's service
31461 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Blursed Tom
31444 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Busted
31434 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
My six and three year old daughters have a complicated relationship.
31428 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
Not a single person woke them... how wholesome.
31427 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Sudden unexplained knee pain, collapses when I try to stand
31425 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
I live to see another day
31424 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Small things can go a long way
31418 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
A wholesome change
31412 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
TIL that the term "fragging" comes from the Vietnam War. Soldiers would throw live frag grenades into the quarters of officers they thought were incompetent. "Fragging" unwanted officers became so common that Gen. Colin Powell, a Major at the time, moved his cot every night from 1968-69 to avoid it
31399 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Would you get offended if you notice a stranger woman taking safety precautions when she sees you? ( eg: not going in the elevator with you, making sure her car is locked if you pass by in a parking lot, getting on the phone with someone, etc.)
31388 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
CD Projekt Red on Twitter - "Gamers should never be forced to purchase the same game twice or pay for upgrades. Owners of #Cyberpunk2077 for Xbox One will receive the Xbox Series X upgrade for free when available."
31386 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
Black Voters Prefer Bernie Sanders Over All Other Democratic Candidates, New Poll Shows
31349 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
Between 1910 & 30 Australia did 'supplemental' mug shots where new convicts posed as they chose. This is one.
31346 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
just saying...
31344 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
Blursed_musician
31339 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Town plays gleefully with matches, shocked to get burned.
31333 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Locking out your adult sons bank account for donating $2 of their own money to a political campaign
31326 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Good parenting
31321 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
Flying whales share an important message.
31316 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Nearly half of middle-aged Americans are unsure if they’ll be able to afford health insurance after retirement according to a new study of data from the National Poll on Healthy Aging. More than 18% had avoided seeking care, or had not filled a prescription, because of cost in the past year.
31307 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
I made the perfect honey block door. (very compact and infinitely expandable)
31304 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
This wax melting
31294 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
The Perfect Marshmallow
31282 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
[Orlando Police] We plan on reaching out to Chicago Police today to investigate @OrlandoMagic forward @Double0AG being robbed of a dunk contest championship last night.
31277 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Thanks, i hate police werewolves
31259 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
They do look alike to be fair
31258 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
🔥 Leopard chilling in a tree 🐆
31257 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
The amount of food people waste globally is twice as high as the most-commonly cited estimate, new study shows. At the individual level, food waste is tied directly to affluence —the more money you have, the more likely you are to throw out uneaten food.
31255 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
What a madman.
31245 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Macs now twice as likely to get infected by adware than PCs, according to research
31224 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
It's a peaceful life tho
31212 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
To get a cool tattoo on the correct arm...
31211 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Sorry ladies out of stock....
31186 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
Best dog sledding
31177 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
[Charania] NBA commissioner Adam Silver says the All-Star Game MVP will now be the Kobe Bryant MVP award.
31175 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Traffic jam
31169 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Good medic skills
31159 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
The idea of not 'snitching' is stupid and is what keeps communities stuck in a cycle of crime
31150 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
We Need A Crossover Like This
31143 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
Ginni Thomas: Supreme Court justice's wife leading right-wing effort to purge officials 'disloyal' to Trump; Network of conservative activists alleged to have prepared memos for president
31127 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
Samus Varia Suit cosplay by Goddess Nami
31124 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
Dont forget Skyrim
31123 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Fierce predator
31122 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
[Serious] Students of Reddit who had a sexual relationship with a teacher, how did it start and how did it turn out?
31119 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
My pp is always up
31114 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Republican Party official quits in disgust over Trump's impeachment trial, says local GOP Is "propaganda shill" for president
31113 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Double tenoned three way miter joint
31101 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
Woman, 25, who had her eyeballs dyed black told she will go completely blind
31092 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
Italians
31089 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
Honest Question
31063 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
No I’m not sending you money for feet pics
31062 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
I’m now gonna start deleting reddit accounts that I don’t find funny
31055 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
Oh god oh fuck
31037 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
“Not My Problem”
31026 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
This shit.
31023 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Oof size = infinity
31021 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
Trump bizarrely claims coronavirus outbreak is 'fake news' conspiracy as new US cruise ship stranded at sea
31013 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
Andre the Giant meets a young fan in the early 1970s.
30991 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
I still get flashbacks
30984 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
My sanctuary! Will forever be a night owl!
30979 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
This Massive 170ft wide tree
30974 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Some kid sent this as a threat to our school
30974 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
Kenya is planting trees with seed balls covered in charcoal dust to keep animals from eating them
30965 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
7 week old baby hears for the first time
30964 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020