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Why be a king,when you can be the god....
12113 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Tomb Raider logic.
12099 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
My homemade Garlic Bread Steak Sandwich
12090 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
What is the little something your spouse does not do that just makes you go, "Screw it, I'll just do it myself"?
12089 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
I got a message in Tall Trees from a nearby player asking if I wanted a 3-star bear pelt because he couldn't carry it. I thanked him and told him I was looking for the cougar down here, soon after that message he rides over with a 3-star cougar and gives this to me. This is what gaming is all about.
12081 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
How would you feel if it was mandatory for every single car manufacturer in the US to integrate dash cams in their cars for the 2022 model year? How about if everyone's required to have a dash cam before their vehicle can get registered?
12076 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
My party in a nutshell
12076 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
I am unsubscribing from this subreddit because your answers are not funny. And you try to be funny.
12059 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
I don't have many people to tell this to,so I'm saying it here.I got an A+ in my final examination and I topped in my class. I'm so happy!
12056 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
Keyhole thermite round win
12056 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Please take care of your pets
12054 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Officers Nearly Beat Innocent College Student to Death—Then Claim Immunity from All Accountability
12051 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
Shhh... You don't need a girlfriend
12048 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
This is why I appreciate that one dude on Reddit that posts photos of the moon made up of a zillion pictures that finally does it justice.
12047 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
PsBattle: Grampa leads Grandson on a Treasure hunt.
12047 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
Does anybody ever feel guilty for rereading books because you could be discovering other books you haven’t read yet?
12047 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
How do I nicely tell my girlfriend that her pussy stinks?
12044 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
What the hell
12027 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
This kid scares people with his intellect
12025 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Consider this my final warning
12023 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
WGA Awards: Parasite wins Best Original Screenplay, Jojo Rabbit wins Best Adapted Screenplay
12022 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
This is a spectacular idea after the dumpster fire that was Iowa.
12021 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
The REAL Scarlet Witch
12018 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
Garthulu is not pleased with your single serving offering Jon
12012 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Friend's dog turned cat
12011 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
my doggerina gave birth to 3 puppers arranged as a reverse oreo
12009 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
I don’t think they know about that one Pip
11999 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Wombats are digging water wells and saving other animals during Australia's drought
11997 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Tinder in Norway
11995 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
I’m extremely blessed to have my own tiny lifeguard. Except, instead of using a whistle or attempting to save me. He screams at me in terror... the entire time.
11992 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
TIL about Charles Lightoller who survived his first shipwreck at age 15, and later survived the sinking of Titanic. During WWI he survived an encounter with a zeppelin, and sank a German U-boat by ramming it. As a civilian he also rescued over 100 men from the beaches of Dunkirk during WWII
11984 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
They looked at him, resting on the bed and said full of hope: "If It wasn't for the seatbelt, he would be dead"
11981 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
California Police Have Been Illegally Sharing License Plate Reader Data | A major audit found that California cops shared data on the movements of millions of drivers without having policies in place, disregarding state law.
11975 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
Magazines being horrible
11971 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
This tattoo
11970 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
Yeah who wouldn’t punish their “nephew” for this
11969 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
Scariest thing to happen to me in a while
11967 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Experts concerned young people's mental health particularly hit by reality of the climate crisis
11966 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Happy Birthday Hot Fuzz kid!
11964 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
I had recently migrated from Iphone to Android and realized that Spotify for Android doesn't have the ability to swipe a track to add to a queue which is incredibly useful if you are on the go queueing. Spotify's system for change is based on votes if you would like this feature give it a vote!
11959 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Logging into gmail be like
11949 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
Accepted a fake $50 at the restaurant I work at. Employer is taking it out of our tips. Employer has not provided us with a pen or light to check bills.
11939 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
Government of the people, by the people, for the people
11935 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Someone is trying to secure his future !
11934 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Quadruple Flip Off Rope Swing
11928 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
Good boy helping with the shopping
11927 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
Yes that’s how you jump rope
11913 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Watch her nose...
11911 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
“Being black, we know how it is sometimes.”
11895 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
Motorcyclists racing between cars
11891 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Continuing on from yesterday's shit show, the mod apps for r/the_donald are open, posted by none other than u/reddit. The users are less than pleased.
11891 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
Perfect example of this sub
11889 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
It’s not even the same person
11887 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
ELI5 How do direction work in space because north,east,west and south are bonded to earth? How does a spacecraft guide itself in the unending space?
11881 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
In Marriage Story (2019) Adam Driver immediately begins crying after he tells Scarlett Johansson that he wishes she was dead. This is because he realized that he spoiled Avengers Endgame.
11877 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
[Highlight]Luka drills it from halfcourt
11877 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
I think Sylvester makes a nice fit on this sub..
11869 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
Joker got nerfed but yeah
11866 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
20,000 people showed up to hear Bernie speak in Tacoma tonight.
11866 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
It's important to find what you're missing the most
11858 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Support
11854 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
Pompeo Had Undisclosed Meeting With Russian Diplomat At Munich Conference
11849 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
This area over here is better for baby.
11844 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
Daredevil "Mad" Mike Hughes dies in steam rocket crash trying to prove the Earth is flat
11843 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
What one deserves for picking hog in FFA
11838 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
Kangaroo joey bedtime.
11837 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
First im gonna steal your boyfriend and then...
11835 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
Epstein's final moments (2019)
11835 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
A chance for u/matrixpolaris, captain of OC, to show his quality singing
11834 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Silicone faces i made for my Creator costume.
11834 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Stress Management [OC]
11833 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”
11833 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
Red Lobster Ad
11824 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Looks like he won the lottery
11821 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Log in to google slides found this.
11803 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Roller rinks
11799 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
I can’t believe it actually worked
11799 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
🔥 Fox laying down
11798 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Bayer Leverkusen 1-[2] Borussia Dortmund - Can 33' Great Goal
11797 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Im going to tell my kids this was Azor Ahai
11791 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
One armed people are probably so much better at spooning than the rest of us
11788 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
In The Empire Strikes Back(1980). Ralph McQuarrie can be seen walking with his sketchbook in front of his own matte painting.
11783 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Maggie smushing her nose to the glass to watch a cat taking a shit in the parking lot...
11782 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
It's a simple spell, but quite unbreakable.
11773 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
How did he know?
11762 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
New Hampshire poll: Bernie (28%), Buttigieg (21%), Biden (11%), Warren (9%)
11754 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
I can see it
11750 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
What does everyone spend money on that you refuse to spend money on?
11744 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
What I thought of when I heard about the Iowa CAUCUS debacle
11743 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
(1996) My dad was on a business trip in Italy, taking a picture by himself, when these local ladies offered to join him.
11741 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
My (24M) fiancée (22F) wants me to get circumcised before our wedding. I refuse and it’s causing huge arguments. Am I being manipulated?
11741 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
Christian "prophet" asks for $50,000,000 to resurrect Kobe Bryant and his daughter -- He said that he could reverse the tragedy, but only if 10% of Kobe's net worth were to be handed over to him
11739 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
Cracking open a beer with a paddle.
11732 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
All dogs are good dogs.
11731 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
Kirk Douglas leaves his entire $60m fortune to charity, including donations to LA children's hospital, Sinai Temple and St Lawrence University - leaving nothing to his son Michael (who is worth $300m)
11723 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
FreeDawkins Youtube channel has completely been wiped of all NBA highlight videos
11722 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
[SPOILER] Joe Rogan calls out a judge
11720 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Guy I've been seeing no longer wants to see me after learning about my FGM.
11719 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Bitch STFU 😤😤
11716 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Cursed_automatics
11716 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020