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Getting the shot, but still saving money
61700 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
His soul came out of his body
61681 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
favorite park is closed for renovations today
61666 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
At a party you meet drunken Elon Musk who hands you his phone with Twitter open, says "do your worst" and goes to the bathroom. What do you tweet?
61635 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
How to school 101
61596 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
It's corona time
61594 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
Bernie Sanders Is the Only Leading Presidential Candidate Pledging to Vote Against the Patriot Act
61558 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
The madlad crossover we need.
61549 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
Ah, yes, the Korean filmmaker who he’s never heard of before tonight is the problem with America.
61549 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Dog toys live a horrifying life in the Toy Story universe.
61501 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
The EU will tell Britain to give back the ancient Parthenon marbles, taken from Greece over 200 years ago, if it wants a post-Brexit trade deal
61491 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Food definitely helps a little
61466 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
We need a vacation
61422 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
This 46,000-year-old bird was found so well preserved in the Siberian tundra that fossil hunters believed it had died recently....only to realise they had found the first ever ice age bird, a relative of the lark.
61421 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
Man's was Madd
61400 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
TIL a former Michelin Guide inspector said an inspector's life is lonely, underpaid drudgery, driving around France for weeks on end, dining alone, under intense pressure to file detailed reports on strict deadlines, the guide had become lax in its standards, & some famous chefs are "untouchables".
61366 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Took my cat for her first walk today. . I really think she likes it!
61342 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
“Sharon” (the anti-Karen)
61334 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
Puppers absolutely love the delivery man
61333 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
Thailand 'cures' coronavirus with anti-HIV drug cocktail in 48 hours...The doctors combined the anti-flu drug oseltamivir with lopinavir and ritonavir, anti-virals used to treat HIV
61285 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
Job Recruiters and Human Resources, this means YOU
61252 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
Who doesn’t
61250 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
This is a tin boat floating in sulfur hexafluoride.
61205 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
Counting Jeff Bezos’s fortune using 1 grain of rice = $100,000
61116 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
WCGW Shoplifting at Walmart
61105 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Taking the extra time to make this fan's "high five" a memorable one
61058 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
If you ever feel pressure
61052 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
There's history outside war category you know
61025 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
Camera falls from airplane
61018 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Alabama blocked a man from voting because he owed $4
61013 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
So, apparently granddad had an... interesting career
61012 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
ah well
61002 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
Thou shalt overcome
60975 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
Woman steals her truck from impound lot and runs over worker
60931 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
my contribution, oil on canvas.
60930 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
I accidentally put my leather gloves in the washing machine
60882 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
Savage 1000
60880 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
You had one job
60856 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
🔥 This cotton candy sky during the golden hour at Maldives
60833 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
Impressive Offload Sequence
60817 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
This pigeon’s path in the snow
60781 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
As a boomer who loves millennials, I can’t wait
60730 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
TIL Frederick Banting discovered insulin in 1923, he refused to put his name on the patent. He felt it was unethical for a doctor to profit from a discovery that would save lives. Banting's co-inventors, James Collip and Charles Best, sold the insulin patent to the University of Toronto for $1
60699 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
a vicious cycle indeed
60670 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Trump Offered Assange Pardon if He Covered Up Russian Hack, Court Hears
60648 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
"You wouldn't think you'd go to jail over medical bills": County in rural Kansas is jailing people over unpaid medical debt
60633 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Today I was extremely sad and I thought "I can't wait to go home and see my cat, he will make me happy". Ok well I found out he was more depressed than me
60616 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Home Telescope vs. The Hubble Space Telescope. This is the Pillars of Creation.
60574 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
TIL Married With Children never had canned laughter. They used only original laughter, applause, shouts etc. that came from the viewers while the series was filmed in front of them. Sometimes the audience had to be shut down for the show to continue.
60545 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
To be non-binary
60508 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
What is a sign that you’re unattractive?
60492 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
Why do they do that?
60482 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Despite severe weather and a tornado warning, this guard continued his patrol of the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier
60402 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
[OC] I miss this cartoon
60333 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
Bats are often mistaken as rodens but in fact they belong to their own mammalian order called Chiroptera. They are more closely related to cats than rats.
60321 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
Shhh
60292 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Bernie Sanders rises to No. 1 in first post-Iowa national poll
60288 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
Trump Named ‘Worst President for Our Environment in History' by Nine Green Groups
60255 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Don't touch the lava
60248 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Explanation of the subtle differences between equality and equity
60191 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Its gonna be the greatest healthcare ever
60143 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
Cursed Crab
60132 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
To the Police Department, please
60102 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
A 95-year-old Italian man who has been in the UK for 68 years has been asked to prove he is resident in the country by the Home Office in order to remain after Brexit | Antonio Finelli came to the country in 1952 when he answered an appeal for immigrant labour
60089 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
Come on man, you can do it !!
60075 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
Rosa Parks deservedly receives the Presidential Medal of Freedom, 1996
60070 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
Grocery stores need a website/app that allows shoppers to input their list and it outputs a map to follow in the store that eliminates back tracking.
60036 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
Wholesome man
59990 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
Meanwhile I’m moaning about it being cold in a relatively warm house
59971 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
A capybara slowly being entranced with tummy rubs
59946 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Slaps the melon
59923 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
[serious] What was your biggest ‘we need to leave... Now!’ moment?
59886 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
A new study reveals the US could save $600 billion in administrative costs by switching to a single-payer, Medicare For All system
59855 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
To Gatekeep a holiday
59844 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
Mitch McConnell refusing a vote to allow DC and Puerto Rico to become states because he says it would mean more Dem Reps
59831 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Luxembourg is first country to make all public transport free
59808 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
Sitting like this on a plane
59780 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
TIFU: Telling my Dad about the Karen meme
59767 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Morning Coffee
59717 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
her name is luna
59712 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
A good boy using their indoor awoo when they hear sirens
59690 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
"Pardon me, could I trouble you for a few pets"
59621 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Quality Clapback
59550 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
When you constantly mash buttons to skip a conversation with an NPC
59542 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
Photographers of Reddit: What is the most outrageous photo shoot request you have received from an Instagram "influencer"?
59538 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
Love those little gifts
59529 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Another Human job Is taken.
59513 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
My little brother eats a burger layer by layer
59504 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
For Toy Story (1995), the screenwriters taped shoes to a wooden board to help the creative team figure out how the army soldiers would walk and run.
59476 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
Stay frosty
59465 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
BERNIE SANDERS WINS BIG IN NEVADA - Sanders Has Now Swept First 3 Contests in 2020 Democratic Primary
59441 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
She’s someone
59363 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
All a gamer wants
59357 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
This insanely powerful lightning strike
59320 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Sentient Rook is Sentient
59310 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Why are you the way you are
59274 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
February 13th is most likely the day when the most hair goes down people's drains.
59265 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
You are sent back to the day the titanic set sail with nothing but a 3rd class ticket (and food water ect) your task is to stop the titanic from sinking, how do you do this?
59261 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
Huge vacuum used to clean up streets
59239 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
I took my 360 camera and some steel wool out to my front yard and this was the result
59222 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020