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First COVID-19 death in the U.S. happens in Washington state
78185 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
Telling people your dog is a “boy” or a “girl” is fine. Telling them it’s a “man” or a “woman” sounds weird as hell
78014 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
[Heavy metal starts]
77893 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
245 hours of painting! Worth it
77852 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
It’s funny because it’s true
77846 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
We Calculated How Much We Pay Trump to Play Golf. It Turns Out, He's America's 10th Highest Paid Athlete
77792 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
It ain't much, but it's honest work
77727 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
You can see the exact moment when his soul leaves his body 00:08
77700 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
Cincinnati church wipes out $46.5 million in medical debt for 45,000 families
77655 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
Icy f*ck boy
77611 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
just transferred to new apartment...with some interesting neighbors
77504 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
He wouldn’t do that
77494 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
5yr old son fart bombed my daughters video in his sleep. (Reposted to shorten clip)
77276 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Marine commandant banishes Confederate symbols from all Corps installations
77273 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
Gravity on the moon is weaker, which humans are not accustomed to, resulting in these clips
77241 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Sometimes it pays to have a dirty car. My son got rear ended last night, the other driver was aggressive and left without exchanging info.
77232 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
WHO official calls Trump comments on coronavirus response 'incoherent'
77188 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
Chinese social media censors hashtag 'I want freedom of speech' after coronavirus whistleblower doctor dies
77126 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Girlfriend and I enjoyed the Illusion Museum very differently
77097 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
In Rogue One (2016), director Gareth Edwards told the main characters and extras to grow moustaches and sideburns to give the film a 1970’s feel, and add a retro-futuristic aesthetic like the original trilogy did.
77089 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
TIL the line of thinking 'If I Can't Have It, Neither Can You' is called 'Crab Mentality' because when a crab in a bucket is trying to escape, the others will pull it down
77018 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Natural my foot
77013 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
You can pinpoint the exact moment he decided to go for that exposed butt...
76945 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
A train ticket is cheaper than a dentist
76815 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
Pretty much murdered himself
76793 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
My housemate asked me to decorate his bathroom for his girlfriend while they were out for dinner.
76781 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
I photoshopped a frog and a dog together
76605 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
the boys
76554 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
My beautiful girlfriend wearing her ancestors clothes.
76500 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
In Escape From L.A. (1996), actor Kurt Russel practiced playing basketball in between scenes because he wanted to legitimately make every shot during the basketball challenge. He made every shot, including the full court one.
76471 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Poor kid realises humans are the weirdest things to exist on planet earth.
76361 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
Arnold Schwarzenegger is so wholesome on Reddit
76353 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Feeling like Kevin from the office right now.
76335 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Technically, your alarm tone is your theme song as it starts every episode
76196 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
The first paper bird I made, a life size goldfinch
76195 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Doctors of Reddit, what's the biggest case of "faking it" you've ever seen?
76184 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
TIL that the Mexican government sent around 500 of it's elite soldiers to be trained as commandos at Ft. Bragg(USA), in order to better combat the rising drug violence in the country. After training, many of the soldiers returned to Mexico, only to start the brutally violent drug cartel: Los Zetas.
76133 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
This fish swimming up a wall
76015 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
Kid notices something that most of us wouldn't have: UP(2009), Cars 2 (2011)
76012 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Ethan Hunt the sleeping
75956 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
Pablo Escobar's hippos have become an invasive species in Colombia
75948 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
Teen rating
75837 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
Bernie Sanders: “President Trump is a socialist, too, but here’s the difference: The difference between my socialism and Trump’s socialism is I believe the government should help working families, not billionaires.”
75826 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Customer refused all 4 tires on a rainy day, she also had to sign a waiver before releasing the car.
75687 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Demonstrating a move with the presenter
75680 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
TIL Author Robert Howard created Conan the Barbarian and invented the entire 'sword and sorcery' genre. He took care of his sickly mother his entire adult life, never married and barely dated. The day his mother finally died, he he walked out to his car, grabbed a gun, and shot himself in the head.
75641 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
This must be so emotionally hard to go through.
75636 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Wiener of Shame!
75612 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
What’s a fact you KNOW that almost everyone is wrong about?
75582 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Trump supporters in a nutshell. This is why America is the way it is right now
75540 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
This 1000 year old Katana looks as good as it did the day it was made
75513 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
No mom's were complaining last year.
75448 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
Childhood On Hard Mode
75426 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
He's also 1 million times more useful than she'll ever be.
75406 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
Leg day.
75373 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
Just wanna show my 524288 square to these 10 people who sort by new
75024 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
You rang?
74950 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
My deaf father, hugging a speaker to his chest to feel the vibrations of music. Early 1970s.
74882 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
TIL Queen Elizabeth has met 12 US presidents during her reign. Which is over a quarter of all presidents since the United States' inception.
74751 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Defusing The Bomb In Front Of His Crying Eyes.
74664 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
TIL that roundabouts reduce fatalities from accidents by 72-82%. They also lower wait times and save gas.
74643 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
Excuse me sir, weapons of mass destruction are not allowed on Delta
74625 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Immigrant Venn Diagram
74616 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Same person, different location
74592 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
About 40% of US adults are obese, government survey finds
74533 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
Blursed_Bernie
74427 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
So apparently the laws of physics do not apply to goats
74317 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
TIL when deaf people with schizophrenia 'hear voices', they hallucinate hands communicating using sign language
74196 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
This man has the rarest blood type in the world, known as Rh-null. It’s known as the Golden Blood Type because of its rarity, being found in only 43 people throughout all of recorded human history.
74183 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
BERNIE SANDERS WINS NEW HAMPSHIRE PRIMARY
74155 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
Students bullying teachers are the worst, this guy studied his whole life to give you education
74029 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
Finland to offer new fathers as much paid leave as mothers
74007 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
Back to the Future starring Robert Downey Jr and Tom Holland
73906 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Presidents with their dogs.
73894 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
What healthy food tastes just as good as unhealthy food?
73875 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
She didn’t say nothin... she just had that look.
73847 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Take me back 😢
73834 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
This spherical chalkboard my professor uses to teach curvature in General Relativity
73822 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Credit to Shen comix
73818 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Thank you
73807 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
Just to get a reaction.
73803 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
To make a point against abortion
73795 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
Ignored my girlfriend's texts after a tough shift at work. She took her frustration out on my TV, RIP big guy.
73784 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
In Finding Nemo (2003), Gill is a moorish idol. This species is known to not handle captivity well, so him being the one who constantly comes up with escape plans makes sense.
73759 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
This is some looney toones stuff [The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild]
73722 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
Bloomberg won’t release women from nondisclosure agreements. Call me crazy, but maybe, just maybe, we should stop voting for candidates who have had to pay off women to keep them quiet.
73589 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
Long boye
73496 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Got a pet cam to keep an eye on the cats. Got a cat to keep an eye on the pet cam.
73495 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Disabled boy dies in China after father quarantined - Authorities only fed teenager with cerebral palsy twice in a week.
73467 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
ADHD in a nutshell
73458 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
TIL that when Henry Ford doubled the pay of his auto workers from $2.50 per day to $5, he didn't do it for altruistic reasons. His factory had one of the highest turnover rates (due to danger of the assembly line and tedium of the work). After the raises, it dropped to the lowest.
73390 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Big brain
73381 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Met my best friend yesterday and brought him home!
73368 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
To act kind
73343 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
Trump administration reveals it's blocking dozens of emails about Ukraine aid freeze, including President's role
73256 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
I'd go to that rehab
73209 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
🔥 This seal relaxing halfway under water
73181 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
I’m sorry if this is offensive
73116 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Bernie Sanders: I get a little bit tired of people defending a system which is dysfunctional, which is cruel.
73025 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Giant Tetris
73005 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020