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Es ist wieder so weit: Rosenmontags-Mottowägen in Düsseldorf/Köln
4583 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
Tower Loading is So Long Because It's Batch Loading Players Since the Update Instead of Solo Loading
4581 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Mixing church and state
4578 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
Ok lady
4577 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Ah yes . We all died internally
4576 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
"I'M IN CHARGE HERE!!"
4576 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Me:Sees blue cheese next to a persons name Me: Orange Arrow
4565 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
Yep
4562 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
Wrestler entering arena
4560 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
The Eye of Sauron in deep space. This is almost 13 hours of exposure time.
4558 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
me_irl
4557 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
2nd attempt at antimeming (inspired by a post on r/memes)
4555 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Withholding as "married" on your W-4 assumes yours is the ONLY income for your family
4549 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
Timeless xkcd in honor of the Iowa Caucuses
4545 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
[Wittenmyer] Kris Bryant on Astros: "If they didn’t get caught they’d still be doing it. They’re only doing this apology because they got caught. There’s a lot of feelings on it. I know everybody around the league is really upset and rightfully so because it’s really a disgrace to the game.”
4542 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer
4540 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
me_irl
4538 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
We lost a legendary mad lass.
4538 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Watch Out!
4536 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Showrunners have excellent taste
4531 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Easy Verdant Breeze
4531 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
My own invention: eggplant with a side of melted knife
4531 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
ELI5: Why is Microsoft's Windows allowed to have their Apps preinstalled and bundled (with bing search and Edge browser) while Google was fined for the same thing in Android by the EU in 2018?
4530 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
He fits in well
4528 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
The tears, bro
4527 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
Imagine moving one million books to your new book store 15 miles away - Cambridge University Library just hit their millionth moved book after only 18 months.
4525 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Marvel meme? Dc format? I don’t give a damn
4524 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
Thats not a dog, yo
4524 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
2meirl4meirl
4522 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
It's really not that hard
4522 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
What’s your experience?
4522 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
'They're Done': CNBC's Jim Cramer Says Fossil Fuel Industry 'In the Death Knell Phase'. “The world's turned on” the industry as they did with tobacco.
4521 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
Gracie rootin’ on all the pups at the Puppy Bowl
4520 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
Meow_irl
4516 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
Does being the first American woman in space qualify Sally Ride for witchy goddess status?
4516 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
HMC while I pole dance
4514 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Went from homeless and penniless to thousands saved in 9 weeks and am still stunned
4512 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Found my valentine 🙈
4510 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
The "I made hot dogs before checking for hot dog buns" burger
4509 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
Chief Beifong
4502 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Rainy days. My bf's 17 year old dog enjoying her retirement. She's blind and a bit deaf now but still has her Queen attitude perfectly in tact.
4502 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
Well I'm sorry
4495 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
CumGurgling with Some Great Insight On Lucid Dreaming
4495 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
Authright is at it again.
4494 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
[SPOILER] Corey Anderson vs. Jan Blachowicz
4491 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Bro why is it so fuckin true
4487 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
i tried replicating doctor strange's sling ring portal
4487 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
My sister is 19 and he’s 30
4486 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
oh god oh god oh god
4485 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Group B Audi Quattro collecting dust
4482 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
He is held by no physical boundaries...
4481 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
A TopMind and their poll to end all polls.
4476 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Wife = bad
4475 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
What's going on with Jameela Jamil coming out as queer and becoming the host of a show?
4475 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
Please help
4474 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
his he wrong tho?
4471 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
[POST FIGHT THREAD] Deontay Wilder vs Tyson Fury, Charles Martin vs Gerald Washington, Emanuel Navarrete vs Jeo Santisima, Sebastian Fundora vs Daniel Lewis
4466 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
Yellowcard - Ocean Avenue [Pop Punk]
4461 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
The 2020 NBA Kobe Bryant All-Star MVP Award Winner is: Kawhi Leonard of the LA Clippers
4458 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
Turtle Beetle
4453 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
The Octopus's Garden
4452 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Almost 22 and unemployed, still need my mom to help pay my bills and clean my dishes. Also, no education past high school (which I failed most of) and the only job I’ve ever had was as a waitress :)
4448 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
Sinatraa reminds us that sometimes, it ain't that deep
4447 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
My banana slice kinda looks like a dog. Specifically, a mildly depressed Bichon Frise.
4447 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
Found on r/toptalent
4444 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Never had my own room or bed for 23 years. Just moved out and this was my first purchase for my room.
4443 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
OPP move in on protesters at Wet'suwet'en rail blockades in eastern Ontario
4441 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
I could spend an hour trying to perfect my curls... figures that my best curl day comes from sleeping on them wet with little product!
4438 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
[EU] From Abby to Big Bird, everyone else on Sesame Street has fallen into a deep depressive funk. At first, you enjoyed the quiet. But now it's become eerie and frightening. So now it's up to you, Oscar the Grouch to find out who took the smiles from Sesame Street, and make them pay.
4437 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Let’s be real... this is what we all really wanted
4434 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Anime_IRL
4433 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Every. Single. Time
4430 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
The Fellowship of the Ring in 1999
4427 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
Back with another! This time....Tetris!!
4426 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
The most unrealistic part of Stardew Valley is the newborn baby sleeping through the nights
4425 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
[Britton] @ByJasonLloyd on @923TheFan just now says Andre Drummond, in two short weeks with #Cavs, had already made it clear that if Beilein was back, he was gone after this season and that this was a worse situation than in Detroit. Side note, he shares an agent with Kevin Love.
4425 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Drawn topographic map of North America, 1889. This was the first map of North America published in the National Geographic magazine.
4422 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
In Ratatouille (2007), Git (Remy's abnormally large friend) has a tag on his ear. This is because he was formally a lab rat injected with steroids
4414 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
[Image] Be Happy!
4414 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
We live in a society, homies rise up
4411 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Spotted this in a local bar
4409 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Apparently FalleN has his own shampoo
4409 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
As someone who struggles with Alcoholism and Depression, I really connected with this show. Watching the finale inspired me to create this: (First piece in years!)
4408 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Introducing Regional Leagues
4401 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
ha
4399 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Cursed question
4396 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Not a typical post but finished homemade nut milk for the next week or so. I enjoy a 50/50 milk of cashews and walnuts in my coffee
4394 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
US Firms engage in bribery across the world. This map shows where bribes are paid according to penalties under the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act
4394 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Won my first game of Alliance AV today after 115 games!
4393 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Sad but true
4384 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
ULPT: Hate your siblings? Buy their kids the loudest most obnoxious toys possible.
4381 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
don’t do simba like this
4380 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Can you be sued in Arkansas for an injury that happened when you were a child?
4379 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
[Request] Is this true?
4377 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
[Highlight] LeBron goes 5/5 from deep in 4 mins
4377 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
What?
4369 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
The majority of people who use subtitles probably aren’t deaf
4368 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Small detail: Aleksib had EZ4ENCE music kit in their match against ENCE
4367 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
After my first PC build, my office nook is finally ready. (I don't have room for cool battlestations like you guys, so I had to build in a closet.)
4364 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
China Doesn't Like That I'm a Single Woman, Here's Why (2020) - The experiences of a woman unmarried after 27 years of age in China.
4364 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020