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Reddit (Feb 2020)

"Woman accidentally takes the pills she bought to poison street dogs"
36051 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
The most brutal insult to someone on this sub
36051 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
This is not ok. Billionaires should not exist.
36017 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Completely sums it up
36013 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
Getting the shot
36013 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
My boyfriend handling my period massacre during sex.
36012 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Sanders reportedly finished 1st, Biden 4th in unreleased Iowa poll
36006 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
TIL that Mary, Queen of Scots was 5' 11" (1.8m) tall in an age when 5' 4" (1.63m) was considered tall for a woman.
36005 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
DON'T DOUBT UR VIBE
35996 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Acceptance of soul
35995 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Flight or fight
35991 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.
35970 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
He feeds it well
35964 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
The worlds most dangerous game
35952 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
IRS quietly deletes guideline that Fortnite virtual currency must be reported on tax returns
35944 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Dog mom
35942 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
RIP to everyone on the scene
35931 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
🔥This Wiiiide Tree 🔥
35930 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
I hate you guys with a passion
35929 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Rampant street violence
35913 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Well that's true
35909 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
He Completely Just Gave Up
35896 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
WCGW if I balance on a rope above water with someone...
35875 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
Removing a Parasite from a Wasp
35873 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
Never give up!
35865 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
Arizona Cop Gets Flustered When Questioned at Station
35846 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
NOT MINE But dude literally refuses to return a missing family's cat. Cat has not been returned and there is a Facebook post leaking his number asking for the public to help.
35830 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
I'm not sure was this posted before, but this looks like a winner.
35820 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
i spent way too much time on this
35779 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
The first person to cross Antarctica alone and unaided says he pooped his pants less than halfway through - and had to continue using the same underwear for 38 days
35751 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Kylie Jenner’s birthday party for Stormi
35742 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
I’ve wanted a dog for about ten years but my work or living situations were never right. Everything’s lined up now and I’ve got my puppy. Just wanted to share my little dude!
35739 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
In Fargo (1996), Carl says “30 minutes, Jerry we wrap this thing up” when there are exactly 30 minutes of the movie remaining.
35723 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
This is Bernie Sanders. I just walked off the debate stage and I'm once again asking for your financial support. If we're going to beat Bloomberg, Pete's billionaire donors and Biden's billionaire donors, we need your help. Chip in tonight and let's have a BIG number to show in the morning!
35719 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
Petition to make The Foot the new sub icon
35716 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
Men who were sexually harassed, assaulted, raped or forced to have sex by females. What happened?
35712 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
The two wonderful siblings my wife and I have adopted this month
35703 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
Table at my school designed to fit, but doesn't
35700 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Today is the day
35690 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
Musically misaligned
35679 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
My grandma just showed me this photo. It’s her wedding day in 1970.
35674 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
A male lawmaker worries women will abuse a tax break to hoard tampons | Real News
35670 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
First birthday
35661 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
Can’t figure out what breed this dog is??
35654 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
How wholesome
35652 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
me_irl
35623 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Remembering when
35621 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
TIL Jupiter protects the Earth by "eating up" any asteroid or comet that ventures near thanks to its gravitational pull, earning the nickname “vacuum cleaner of the solar system.”
35621 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
Even worse than when your tag is sticking out of your shirt
35617 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
13 inches of snow? Won’t stop me from getting to work on time..
35604 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Jessica Chastain & Eddie Redmayne to Star in Thriller 'The Good Nurse' - About the pursuit of a nurse who is regarded the most prolific serial killers in history. Known as Angel of Death, he was involved in the deaths of as many as 300 patients over 16 years, spread across nine hospitals.
35601 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
Chinese swimmer Sun Yang: "You're a loser, I'm a winner." He gets a 8-Year doping ban today.
35600 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
Wendy Williams tries a joke about the death of Drew Carey's ex, falls flat with her audience
35567 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Corporate 100
35563 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
My dads little metal detecting museum
35522 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Me_irl
35520 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Sociable people have a higher abundance of certain types of gut bacteria and also more diverse bacteria. Research found that both gut microbiome composition and diversity were related to differences in personality, including sociability and neuroticism.
35497 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
The force is with him i guess
35492 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
He actually did it
35486 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
hmm
35475 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Bloomberg would pay $3 billion less under his wealth tax than under Sanders plan
35466 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
Cursed fruit
35436 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
To negotiate..
35429 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
‘This may be the last piece I write’: prominent Xi critic has internet cut after house arrest. Professor who published stinging criticism of Chinese president was confined to home by guards and barred from social media
35422 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Can alligators be Derps?
35419 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Posted on r/modrrnwarfare
35413 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
My brother's flight helmet is so sick
35410 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
He pulled his sister out a window in a fire and went back in to save the family dog. He's 5 years old
35392 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
I didn’t graduate high school but today I got my diploma for passing my ged tests
35390 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Trump is right. We might have to impeach him again.
35357 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the street, and walked into a bar.
35323 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Ted Cruz tried to mock AOC's scientific knowledge – it didn't end well
35300 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
Thanks, I hate every thing about this
35299 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
Nobody: People with Mechanical Keyboards:
35290 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
Idk what universe hes from but thats gotta hurt
35289 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
#Tomperezresign Trends As 2020 Democrats Accuse DNC Chair Of Changing Rules For Mike Bloomberg's Benefit
35288 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
A Conservative Judge Draws a Line in the Sand With the Trump Administration - Outraged the attorney general had ignored a court order, he authors a blistering opinion rebuking William Barr for overstepping his constitutional authority.
35279 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
Die hard Republican here. Voting for Bernie. Somethings gotta give.
35258 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
I can’t even sit like that without hurting my joints
35256 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
Anime Fifa belike
35253 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
You forgot "little Swedish girls" but otherwise...
35224 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
What a time to be alive
35218 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
One Day it will happen...
35206 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
2meirl4meirl
35201 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
Pug & Otter at play
35200 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
Invest In Angry Nancy Before Her Dentures Fall Out!
35194 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
I need this type of energy.
35177 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
The long game
35172 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
TIL that alchemist Hennig Brand is thought to have used upwards of 1500 gallons of human urine in his quest to make gold. After he evaporated, boiled and distilled it multiple times, it started to glow in the dark and burst into flames. He had instead discovered the element phosphorus.
35168 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
Budum tsss
35159 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Cursed_Twitter.mp4
35143 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
🔥 Eruption on Etna creates a view which is like a Phoenix.
35135 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
The CIA secretly bought a company that sold encryption devices across the world. Then its spies sat back and listened.
35124 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
Good boy cheers up hooman
35087 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Bernie Sanders absolutely could win it all this November
35084 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
Lindsey Graham Is Quietly Preparing a Mess of a Bill Trying to Destroy End-to-End Encryption
35056 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
One nosy neighbor on a plane
35056 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
YouTuber knocks on random doors and offers to pay the rent of anyone who answered. First guy thinks he's a literal angel.
35053 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
Digital Spending on the 2020 Presidential Elections [OC]
35046 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
Blursed dimmadome sequal
35038 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020