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Anon needs fitness plans!!
37885 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Blursed Church
37850 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
My bananas have a heart rate on the iwatch.
37842 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Video Of Armed Guard Threatening To Shoot Florida High School Student Trying To Leave Campus Despite His Excused Absence Goes Viral
37837 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
Amurican logics
37825 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
I swear they do this on purpose.
37825 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Only the essentials
37824 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
A Nigerian man and his trained hyena.
37819 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Blursed Clifford
37817 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Average size for an Oregon black truffle is between 1 and 2 ounces. Today Rhu found a perfect 7.0 once truffle!
37814 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Aang tattoo, Avatar: the last air bender
37799 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Graffiti "artist" trashes the work of a well known cartoonist who was recently invited to paint a mural in Mexico
37793 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
I was also at the wrestling match in that New Orleans mall. Here’s my angle. Absolute madness!
37792 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
This hits home
37789 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Memory spring
37787 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
In Police Academy (1984), cadet Barbara misfires and idiotically points the gun towards the cadets. Cadet Tackleberry, the only one who did not seek cover, is a gun nut and knew that the shotgun hadnt been cocked, no round chambered, and therefore couldn't be fired again.
37774 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
Teacher making you feel bad for using the bathroom
37736 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
Today, I told my mom that I have no internal monologue and she stared at me like I have three heads. Is having one common?
37733 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
Polish MP Joanna Lichocka showing a middle finger to opposition after the leading party Law & Justice (PiS) voted to give 2 billion PLN to state television instead of cancer treatment
37726 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Joe Biden: I'll 'work like hell' for Bernie Sanders if he wins nomination, Buttigieg can't win black vote
37715 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
What is a psychological trick you know to really fuck with someone ?
37713 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
The Batman Camera Test
37703 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
I am 13 and I made this Starter Pack
37682 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Majority Of Democratic Voters 'More Likely' To Vote For Bernie Sanders After Iowa Caucuses: New Poll
37650 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
Petition to make this the new sub icon
37648 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
USA vs Germany 1944 (re-colorised)
37645 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
Groundhog Day ad ranked number 1 Super Bowl ad... Trump's ad ranked last
37641 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
They fully deserved what they got
37624 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
CHAAAAARGE
37590 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Republicans storm out of coronavirus briefing after Democrat rips Trump's response
37572 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
Dick Van Dyke endorses Sanders, calls for support from older voters
37571 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
🔥 The Brazilian desert lagoons, Lençóis Maranhenses 🔥
37565 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
If I get down without looking behind
37559 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
When a snack has more pull than gravity
37553 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
I made a giant lens so when it's noon it fits perfectly in the circle.
37543 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
Noonwraith cosplay by me
37540 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
*sigh* fine, I'll bring it up...
37528 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
THIS IS AMERICA, LOVE IT OR LEAVE....
37483 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
That's a good thing
37467 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Drunk off the frenchy
37467 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Water leaks can be disastrous
37464 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
A paternoster lift is a passenger elevator, each designed for two persons, that move slowly in a loop without stopping
37456 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
The effects of obesity mirror those of ageing. Researchers identify a shared list of health issues (DNA damage, weakened immune system, decreased cognition, increased chances of developing diabetes, cardiovascular disease, cancer, etc.) and argue that obesity should be considered premature ageing.
37422 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Felt like this belonged here
37419 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
Coincidence? I think not
37407 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Rick Astley says he's going to play "Never Gonna Give You Up" actually covers "Africa" by Toto.
37402 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
How it went down
37396 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Anon gets cucked
37385 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
Cutest employee!
37380 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Thanks, I hate pornhub subtitles.
37375 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
"Ungodly amount of ass ham"
37359 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Mans got a point.
37358 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
Baloo is 3 weeks from being a big bro so he’s getting all the cuddles in
37351 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
Blursed_Yearbook
37344 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Women evaluate their relationships more negatively and their partners as less physically attractive on days in which they have higher levels of estradiol, a hormone that peaks just prior to ovulation, new study shows. Men also perceived their partners to be less satisfied when estradiol was high.
37340 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Women sexualize themselves then blame men for sexualizing women
37339 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Now that's a big boi!
37330 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
Amazing Jimbacrinus Crinoid Fossils.
37329 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
Thanks for putting up with me mum <3
37319 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
TIFU by jerking off to a video of my Uncle's fiancée online, and then meeting her for the first time.
37317 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
India accused of 'hiding' poor people ahead of Trump visit as a wall goes up alongside a slum area containing 2,000 people where Trump is scheduled to be driven past, one resident asks: "Why are they hiding us poor people?"
37316 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Donald trump becoming a republican (1998)
37315 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
Make Racism Wrong Again!
37309 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
Members Of Nevada's Largest Union Defied Their Leadership To Support Bernie Sanders
37296 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Seriously though. They are the exact same game just different design or a tiny difference
37253 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
[OC] Historical U.S. Senate votes for presidents' conviction on impeachment charges
37240 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
Roxy trying her new full limb vest style prosthesis for the first time. She took right to it!
37232 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
The Ultimate facepalm
37219 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
Ram ramming ram in a Ram
37211 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Dont think he understood the concept of looking to his right. (Originally posted by Anonymousv471)
37195 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
he almost looks like a stuffed animal
37194 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
thanks for leaving a notice slip!
37171 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
'There need to be mass protests': Authoritarianism experts say time is running out for Americans to stop Trump
37171 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
Sith can also have a good time
37158 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Parter In Crime
37151 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Just like in the cartoons
37150 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
What “old person” things do you do?
37139 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
oh god oh fuck
37134 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
*holds back happy tears*
37133 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
When you grew up on a farm in rural Kentucky and see a mariachi band for the first time in your life.
37131 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
Average male punching power found to be 162% (2.62x) greater than average female punching power; the weakest male in the study still outperformed the strongest female; n=39
37123 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
Its just a vacuum
37119 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Don’t try it, Anakin!
37116 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
New poster for 'Peninsula' (set in Train to Busan universe)
37110 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
Wow
37108 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
Lion cub settling into their foster home
37108 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Here for a long time, not a good time
37107 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Adult diaper tong in Walmart
37106 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
The Mud Maid of the Lost Garden of Heligan in Cornwall, UK. A living sculpture by a Sue Hill. Depending on the season, the mud maid’s ‘hair’ and ‘clothes’ change when the seasonal plants and moss grow over the sculpture
37104 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
My friend has been improving his book carving skills but he is too shy to share his work. I thought you guys might appreciate it ☺️
37095 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Madlad photoshops pictures of his friends onto a green screen to make them look fake
37090 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
Seagull flew to the wrong pondhood
37088 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
As an Asian, this is absolutely correct.
37085 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
I was the one in charge of unlocking the building today. This will be a fun conversation...
37082 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
I'm a woodturner & found a lovely bowl in a vintage store, made by the guy who inspired me as a kid. On closer inspection I felt the bowl was very familiar, so I flipped through the very book that inspired me, 31 years ago, & there it was!
37080 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
What??
37075 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Guy pets a kitten. Gets swarmed by cats fighting over sitting in his lap.
37059 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
Instructions unclear...
37058 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Man dies live on air while complaining about Iraq’s health service
37056 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
That must have taken some planning
37054 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020