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This speaks for itself. The difference is clear. #Bernie2020
50774 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
I have never seen bigger trash...
50754 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
He's got a point
50741 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Not League of Legends related... unless...
50719 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
He expected Scarlett Johansson.
50691 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
WCGW by throwing a live wire on the wet ground
50662 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Seriously, everybody needs to just calm down
50648 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Two ways of doing things
50637 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Second monarch butterfly sanctuary worker found dead in Mexico - A second worker at Mexico’s famed monarch butterfly sanctuary has been found murdered, sparking concerns that the defenders of one of Mexico’s most emblematic species are being slain with impunity.
50611 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
Where are you moving to
50607 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Phrasing.
50595 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
Potatoes are the cutest kink.
50574 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
Apparently actually reading a bill before you vote is cause for hilarity
50556 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
President Donald Trump Fires Impeachment Witnesses
50547 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
When I'm selling my high heels on Marketplace. This is how I deal with dudes that pretend to want to buy my shoes to try and get some free wank bank material. This girl wasn't born yesterday. My dog is happy to help.
50524 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
We are picking up what you’re putting down.
50520 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
Two sisters and their brother
50514 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
Fighting fire with fire 🔥 (x-post from /r/DadsBeingDads)
50504 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
42 year old Zamboni driver takes over at goalie for the Carolina Hurricanes. Let’s check in with their coach...
50501 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
🔥 Wolf visiting someone inside a cabin 🔥
50444 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
These two heard you might be having a bad day and got really concerned.
50406 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Now she is murdered by words.
50405 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
CPR machine being used in a real situation in Italy
50385 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
My dad said he hasn't painted in 25 years, before I was born, and even still it was only casual, he never learned to properly paint. Today he casually decided to pick up my sister's art set and proceed to create a masterpiece
50305 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
TIL of Hannie Schaft, a WWII Dutch resistance fighter known as “the girl with the red hair”. She carried out assassinations and sabotages, but once refused to kidnap the children of a Nazi official. At her execution, she was shot and injured and taunted her killers by saying “I shoot better”.
50298 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
Tuesday morning Mars was temporarily hidden by the moon. Here is my shot, captured right as Mars emerged from the dark side. [OC]
50262 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
White House Memo Admits There Was No “Imminent Threat” Before Soleimani Assassination
50252 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Wholesome PornHub
50234 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
fake monkey placed in a community of monkeys
50215 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
A woman in Canada tested positive for Coronavirus after traveling to Iran. That has got health officials concerned
50182 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
some nice snacking
50175 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
It's never not disappointing
50174 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
My bag of coffee made me chuckle, but was also very accurate
50132 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
The actor in Hot Fuzz (2097) kept forgetting his line so they let him use his real birthday. Happy Birthday, Underage Drinker #1
50071 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
An extraordinary humble Invincibility Cloak.
50067 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
tattoo artist
50042 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
Nice hair?
50026 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Interesting graffiti in Yekaterinburg
50022 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
My 5th attempt at an oil painting, I struggled a lot with it but I like how it came out
50010 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
This IKEA colander has a lip that curves inward that traps pasta.
49973 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
Trump claims vaccine is 'very close' amid coronavirus outbreak — but White House says he was talking about Ebola
49936 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
The sweetest of sights
49912 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
Snow rabbit runs over an avalanche to safety.
49897 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
The most awarded reddit posts [OC]
49855 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
An elephant was caught picking up trash and throwing it into a trash can on a security camera
49841 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
Love you, Dad
49827 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
No junk food, healthy diet and my regular workout regimen( 1 year)
49814 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
Everyone is talking about how disturbing sleeping with headphones is. You forgot the suffering of people who wear glasses
49811 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
Michelob Spent $10 Million on a Super Bowl Ad To Tell Us They'll Donate $1 Million To Farmers If We Spend $450 Million Buying Their Beer.
49804 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
I'm loving this crossover event, it's so wholesome!
49804 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
TIL At age 113, Bernando LaPallo continued to shop for himself, cook, bathe, shave without any assistance from anyone to help him in and out of the shower. He generally slept by 9:30 and got up at 3:30 or 4 am
49800 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
Nice to meet you too
49788 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
Now i know why landlords charge fairly for their deposits. Some people are filthy AF.
49762 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
A normal sandbox, but an interactive height map is projected onto it
49758 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
ah, good times
49756 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Starting off on the wrong foot
49753 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
School Bully Gets Knocked Out With WWE Move
49742 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
whos bananas for black history month
49734 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Can you say President Moderates 2020?
49724 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
TIL that even though Johnny Cash's first wife was Italian-American, black and white photos in the 1960s misled some people into believing that she was black, which led to protests, death threats, and cancelled shows
49684 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
For Robin Hood Prince of Thieves (1991) Alan Rickman was so unhappy with the 'terrible' script that he had friends help him rewrite his scenes to give him better lines. He won a Bafta for his performance
49639 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
Former Justice Dept. Lawyers Press for Barr to Step Down | Nearly 1,000 former prosecutors who served in Republican and Democratic administrations signed an open letter condemning the president and the attorney general over the Stone case.
49636 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
These teachers reactions to being called by their first names
49625 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Sorry guys the printer was bad
49625 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
🔥 Majestic Cross Fox 🔥
49605 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
'I don’t understand how you can be a pedophile and keep your job’: 12-year old asks NHC School Board
49596 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
they banned me
49591 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Hope you enjoy
49557 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
The Man Who Danced With The Duck
49547 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
Oh the irony
49492 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
Lady goes into racist rant after assaulting two children on Newcastle Transit because they wouldn’t give her their seat
49469 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
Online friends are sometimes better than real friends!
49466 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
Lots Of Time To Die: The 'No Time To Die' Runtime Is Confirmed, And It's The Longest Bond Film Ever At 163 Minutes
49452 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
I've built 4 PCs and still feel this
49445 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Mattel releases a new version of Uno called "Fuck-You-No." It's like Uno, but there's a ton of new Special Cards, and all of them are designed to fuck over the next player. What are some of these special cards?
49436 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
When NO is not enough
49421 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Seeing "This video will continue after an ad" is enough to make you realise that video was not worth your time.
49406 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
My friend the Emperor Hadrian.
49400 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
*visible confusion
49389 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Lego auto clicker for raid farm
49383 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Supervisors with ‘bottom-line mentality’ driven by profits to the exclusion of caring about other outcomes, like employee well-being, environment or ethics, could be hurting their bottom lines by losing the respect of their employees, who counter by withholding performance, according to a new study.
49334 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
Student goes off on teacher while bringing up some very valid points to her attention
49330 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Ahh the good ole days of elementary school book fairs
49247 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Pennsylvania man captures all walks of life crossing log bridge
49244 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
Aussie girls freakout after being caught shoplifting
49233 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Bernie Sanders Promises to Legalize Marijuana Federally by Executive Order, Expunge Records of Those Convicted of Pot Crimes
49200 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
[OC] Most Popular Windows OS 2003 - 2020
49185 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
r/pcmasterrace in a nutshell
49170 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
REPORTS OF MY DEATH HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED
49168 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
very L A R G E
49152 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
Speaker Nancy Pelosi says Trump can't be considered acquitted if Senate doesn't call witnesses in impeachment trial
49137 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
Wololo waw waw waw
49130 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
Bus driver and cerebral palsy boy
49127 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
This dog snow sledding by itself
49122 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
Still trying to understand how it's gone on for this long
49121 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Blursed cats
49106 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
the struggle is real
49084 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
The face of a 100 year old turtle
49058 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
Meet Ella Fetchgerald - She is patiently waiting for dinner.
49021 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
You do the nice thing and move over and they are still dicks
49013 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020