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Oiling a hardwood floor
38821 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
Working on a customer's tub and this little ball of fluff popped up to say hello
38812 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
To be patriotic..
38810 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Why dumb and dumber seriously ...
38807 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
And of course he gets away with it
38807 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Helping a pigeon work the fountain.
38797 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
GOP Senators: “B-B-But the mean orange man might TWEET about me!! Waaah!!”
38784 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Hand person - real life size
38746 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
TIL that in July 2012, Tim Curry suffered a major stroke which left him wheelchair bound. He has continued to work as a voice actor
38745 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Jeff Bezos has sold nearly $4.1 billion worth of Amazon shares in the past 11 days
38716 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Using three devices to start up the same app, but with a delay.
38704 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
In Citizen Kane (1941), the audience that watches Kane make his speech is a still photo. To give the illusion of crowd movement, holes were pricked in with a pin, and lights moved around behind it.
38702 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
The way this old couple dance
38664 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
Scotland's love for Maggie T.
38651 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
A different approach for planting vegetables.
38649 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
Mitt Romney receives standing ovation in Denver for impeachment vote
38631 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
Trump says 'nobody can even define' what Roger Stone did. Here are crimes Stone committed
38630 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
We are the... 67.7 percent!
38598 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Girl is being blackmailed with photos she took when she was 13/14, that she DIDN’T send to anyone. POS claims taking those pictures is worse than being blackmailed with CP
38595 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
LPT safety when alone
38595 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Terraria, now available in 3D.
38592 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
The Denver City Council just voted to end the city's 30 year ban on pit bulls
38590 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
In the spirit of Valentine's, I figured it would be good to make passion based OC
38584 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Testing in mice confirms that biofortified provitamin A rice, also called golden rice, confirms that this genetically bioengineered food is safe for consumption. This finding is in line with prior statements released by US FDA, Health Canada, and Food Standard Australia and New Zealand.
38565 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
We’re just so in love.
38545 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
This person was celebrating being cancer free on twitter to their 12 followers. They went viral and got a lot of support and now have 25,000 followers.
38542 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
Sea fossils of some ancient sea molluscs
38536 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
Credit to the artist @eattherichcomic
38536 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
🔥 The Black Forest, Germany
38525 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
School of Hard Knocks, sound off!
38508 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
My mom works at a middle school. She found this in a broken locker. #thekidsarealright
38505 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
The Teenage dystopia movie book starter pack
38496 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Bernie Sanders raised 56% of all money donated during the 2nd hour of last night's debate. America is feeling the Bern! Now let's go win with 56% of the vote!
38484 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
Guy paints false shadows to confuse people
38481 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
Virgins Assemble
38468 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
It's a vicious cycle
38464 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
One of my bar regulars waited 84 years for his 21st birthday! Happy birthday Fred!
38452 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
Thief dies inside
38445 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Growing up poor in America starter pack
38441 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
Every single time
38439 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
Fall Bart.
38396 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
Musician. His instrument isn't common, his singing voice.... unconventional. But together they sound quite nice
38395 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
TIFU by leaving my phone number on the check for a bartender
38395 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
TIL: Employees are more likely to steal from their workplace than the customers who shop there are.
38384 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
My husband and I became Dads a few days ago. Best feeling ever!
38364 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
She’s 6’2 and too tall for me. But she’s being a bro hooking me up 👌🏽
38349 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
People offered 5x her asking price but she held it for me cuz I messaged her first.
38347 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
I'm currently shitting in the school bathroom
38342 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
Still bitter...
38337 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
Cinderblock is a pro on the treadmill now
38334 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
Like a virgin
38334 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
Pushing an old lady onto the train tracks
38332 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
When the teacher looks your way during a test
38331 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
Christopher Robin's actual toys. New York Public Library.
38323 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
vIcIouS pReDatOr MaUls VicTiM tO DeATh
38311 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
An inmate in Mississippi died Saturday, making him at least the 17th inmate in the state’s troubled prison system to have died in less than two months
38303 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Australian Roid Rage
38298 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
The disappearing human trick
38296 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Using a store's clothing to clean up jizz after having sex in the dressing room
38293 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Asshole drives on the sidewalk to avoid traffic then assaults cyclist
38283 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
A guide on certain types of futurism in fiction
38262 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Alternate phrases to avoid toxic positivity
38257 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Cashier pops her tit out as a power move while berating a customer
38249 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Lasagna? Who said lasagna?
38244 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
How to assert dominance over a waterfall
38218 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
An Interesting Title
38214 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
TIFU by insulting a guys micropenis and ruining the hookup
38208 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
California court says Apple must pay retail workers for time spent waiting on bag searches
38196 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
My first pc build I’m 13 and saved money for a year and my step dad gave me some old parts and yeah made this in proud
38196 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
A city i worked 2 years on :)
38193 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
US says Chinese warship fired military laser at US aircraft
38165 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
My brother was falsely accused of rape and killed himself.
38153 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
Thanks, I Hate Snowmen
38152 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
There's still good people left in the world.
38152 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
The DNC can't steal the election from Bernie Sanders despite the Iowa chaos. Yes, the Iowa caucuses were a disaster, but Sanders supporters need to remember that if they organize and turn out to vote they can indeed win
38143 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
I’ll never understand
38136 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Mark Ruffalo and Taika Waititi at 2020 Academy Awards
38088 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
When a dog overestimates its own capabilities
38084 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Rohrabacher confirms he offered Trump pardon to Assange for proof Russia didn’t hack DNC email
38077 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
Owner wakes new kitten with air-horn for likes on Facebook (graphic)
38072 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
Idiot shows his true stupidity
38061 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Guy fights off invisible ninjas while high on meth.
38057 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
slow but steady
38050 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
Cursed_Fairytale
38046 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Sixty-five years after it crash-landed on a beach in Wales, an American P-38 fighter plane has emerged from the surf and sand where it lay buried
38030 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Never was I so offended by something that is so true
38030 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
A wonderful volcanic eruption
38028 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
(OC) You know the rules and SO DO I
38009 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
Regretting madlad.
37977 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
petting gloves
37972 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
The Pentagon lost track of $715 million in weapons and gear funneled to anti-ISIS allies in Syria
37969 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
A girl's dad spends hours making these so she shared them to a local woodworking page. More in comments.
37963 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Finally had some time to paint! Here’s my newest piece, took me around 8 hours
37954 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Your Valentine's Date Has Arrived
37941 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Just standard cat things
37930 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Dis cat is SLONKY
37930 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
The Bikini Bottom Horror: Part 19, The Call
37920 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
Blursed Teacher
37907 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Nuclear energy is in fact better than renewables (for both us and the environment )
37902 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
What technology are you shocked has not advanced yet?
37885 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020