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This gaming madlad
68188 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
My Japanese friend found a game about himself in a shop in the Netherlands
68187 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
I'm singer, songwriter and entertainer. I’m Ozzy Osbourne, also known as the Prince of Darkness. My first new solo album in 10 years, Ordinary Man, is out now! Ask Me Anything.
68166 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
To desexualize boobs
68164 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
A lot changed.
68127 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Andrew Yang drops out of presidential race
68091 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
While we sleep our brain makes up stories and then gets scared of them
68085 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
Cancer got cancer
68075 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Under the blanket
68034 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
Original hiding spot tho
68007 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
These newborn twins instinctively reaching for one another to hold hands just moments after delivery.
67956 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
huuuuman, i am thirst, please open this drinky valve
67931 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
My favorite song on harmonica
67928 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
Classic Republicans
67914 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
LeBron with an amazing tribute to Kobe
67873 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Andrew Yang drops out of presidential race
67855 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
Bernie Sanders wins New Hampshire primary, thanks Andrew Yang for running an issue-focused campaign
67821 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
Gold diggers gotta dig...
67818 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
please hold
67780 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Messed up experience
67747 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
This dude is a social camel
67694 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
Getting a tan.
67679 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
This is the most rock and roll thing I’ve seen
67408 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
Bernie Sanders Wins the Nevada Caucuses
67365 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
She is the hero we didn't deserve
67361 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Colorado district attorney 'incredibly frustrated' he's unable to prosecute cop found drunk in patrol car
67319 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
TIL that a woman was promised a Toyota after winning a contest, but was given a toy Yoda instead. She sued the company and was given the Toyota.
67306 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
What conspiracy theories do you think are too logical to ignore?
67258 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
Bill introduced himself as Dr. Peter Venkman & talked to my kids every other hole at the ATT Pro Am.
67235 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Here we have two types of dogs
67190 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Dad is gonna be a bro for life
67122 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
Europeans fear relationship with America will only get worse under a Trump second term. “Eight years in political terms is an era, not an error. And it would undermine the reality of American democracy,” said French analyst François Heisbourg.
67074 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Fuck You Greta....
67052 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
To make fun of Islam
67044 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Made a watercolor painting of Geralt of Rivia from The Witcher! 🐺
66923 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
cursed_tweet
66883 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
$2.97 Headphone stand
66841 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Bank tellers of reddit: What is your plan if someone sends bees through the tube?
66771 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
Take that, Karen. You and your hypocritical outrage. Hope it stings.
66732 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
Picture on the right went viral recently. 33 years later the same protagonists recreated it.
66699 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Adding another section to a drill bit
66612 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
What’s wrong with people
66575 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Disappointing Train
66546 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
blursed goose
66527 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
So that's where they sleep
66462 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
My mom, at that pasta place, with crayons
66300 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
Harvey Weinstein found guilty in landmark #MeToo moment
66283 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
I swear guys, it was like she vanished into thin air
66271 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
If “K” is a substitute for “Okay”, and some people call their grandpa “Pop”, could K-Pop be a substitute for “Ok Boomer”?
66231 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Disc golfer completes impressive albatross (double eagle) with shot around blind corner
66211 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Today Indiana's oldest employee retired at age 102
66201 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
Well...
66190 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
The Moment Bernie Realized Just How Packed The Tacoma Dome Was. 17000 Strong
66181 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
The way these sheep are aligned
66124 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
TikTok reportedly waited nearly 3 hours to call police in Brazil after a teen's death was livestreamed on the platform, but the company notified its own PR team almost immediately
66079 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
Our tire sticker ball turned 6 today
66075 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Hats off to Alexander, may ye forever live in paradise
66060 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Customers hate tipping before they’re served – and asking makes them less likely to return
66019 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
Look mama its me
66019 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
If humans naturally had horns, we'd probably have to shave them down to a socially acceptable length.
65993 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
Congrats - you played yourself
65963 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
Scientists have genetically engineered a symbiotic honeybee gut bacterium to protect against parasitic and viral infections associated with colony collapse.
65927 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
This card my wife got me for my birthday.
65903 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
me_irl
65784 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
What? You have to speak English to be a US citizen????
65770 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
This drone shot makes the video seem as if it’s from a video game
65760 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Imagine identifying the issue so precisely yet missing the point by so much
65531 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
Research Reveals That Danny Trejo Has Topped Christopher Lee as the Most Killed Actor in Hollywood, With 65 On-Screen Deaths
65524 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
WCGW peeing in someone’s driveway
65520 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
Whoop whoop
65509 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
He was on the mobile phone
65496 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
Kirk Douglas, ‘Spartacus’ Star and Legend of Hollywood’s Golden Age, Dies at 103
65492 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
They replaced half the mirrors in my local shopping mall's bathroom with advertising boards!
65485 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
TIL that Captain Planet, a TV show from the 90s about environmentalism, required that their merchandise be sustainably produced and created a foundation to empower the youth working on environmental projects that still exists today.
65473 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
"Look at them... Just sitting there menacingly"
65439 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
he ain't wrong
65390 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Not so tough are they?
65349 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Bernie's house in Vermont that Trump bashed as a "mansion"
65296 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
Do not suggest anything to your boss in a boardroom meeting. Never.
65255 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Why must i hurt me in this way
65155 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Doggo swims out into the harbor to meet his favorite ocean-bro...
65039 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
"I just met you and I love you."
65015 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
A high school student is growing out his hair for his sick sister. When administrators asked him to cut it, he withdrew from school
64977 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Got caught by search dog
64967 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
Really... Sarah Palin?
64925 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Final fantasy
64924 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
10 years goes by fast
64893 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
How perfectly our cereal boxes fit in this shelf in our dorm
64884 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
Under a Bernie tweet about how children should have free school lunches
64834 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
Let's bring the kids in to this..
64829 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Sanders: 'Obviously I am not a communist,' but maybe Trump 'doesn't know the difference'
64794 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Photoshopped to reflect how big she thinks she is
64740 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
now wait a minute
64707 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
What are some tips for someone with no fighting experience to win in a fight?
64669 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
How to properly eat noodle
64567 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
I'm laughing way too hard at this.
64553 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
It doesn’t get much better than this
64521 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Mesh net created to prevent pollution in Australia
64503 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
I'm a truck driver that loves gaming but am only home weekends so I decided to finally get a set up for the road and wanted to share!
64477 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
At our school cafetaria, no-one ever wants the receipt. So the cafetaria lady put the paper in a loop to limit paper waste.
64452 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020