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A better headline
96068 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
Julian Assange says he was promised a Trump pardon if he would lie about Russia’s DNC hacking
95572 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Matrix 4 filming in downtown San Francisco! 😱
95450 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
89 year old farmer was having trouble getting into his tractor. His son built him a lift so he could keep doing what he loves.
95355 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
This cyclist smiled for the camera as she rode past, I thought it was a really nice photo
95304 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Iwata truly was an amazing man
94866 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Someone set the fucking bathroom on fire at my school
94677 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
Just keep the weekend going as long as you can.
94667 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Murdered by the Word of God.
94597 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
We have each other
94587 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
What sheep get up to when no one's around
94375 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
Spotted the Hogwarts Express on my trip to Scotland last year
94279 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
Audio of Amber Heard admitting she was the one who was abusive towards Johnny Depp.
94095 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Most of the jobs I land have this problem
93968 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
Throwback to the time Stephen Fry encountered a kakapo
93957 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Y wouldn’t you?
93840 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
When I went to a restaurant I always ate fries
93718 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
IRS sues Facebook for $9B, says company offshored profits to Ireland
93498 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Yes. Great point. Yes.
93466 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Harvey Weinstein Guilty: Jury Convicts Him of Rape, Criminal Sexual Act
93344 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
To make a closing prison bad news
93225 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
Pup decided to join kitty on lookout.
93013 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
I thought you guys would like to see my new ski helmet that I made
92954 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
People who can fall asleep within 8 seconds of their head hitting their pillow: how the fuck do you fall asleep within 8 seconds of your head hitting your pillow?
92658 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Imagine being able to make stone look soft!! Created by Gian Lorenzo Bernini.
92604 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
A Well Balanced Fighting Game
92356 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
Put on my dad uniform today and began the journey of fatherhood! I had to use my dads actual shoes cause my wife wouldn’t let me buy dad shoes.
92269 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Animal crossing
92251 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
Every time he gets a haircut people ask “how old is your puppy?” He’s 14 and adorable.
92188 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
A minimalist drawing that represents closeness over time.
92133 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
One year ago I shared my highest resolution picture of our moon. Last night I created an improved version, combining 140,000 pictures. 400 megapixel full resolution linked in the comments. [OC]
92077 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
before and after playdate 😍
92034 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Doesn't even flinch
92018 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Parasite Wins Best Picture at the 92nd Academy Awards
91940 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
These guys playing Wii at a red light in Florida
91936 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Telling kids that a cop will arrest you as a disciplinary tool, then expecting kids to tell a cop if something bad is happening to them, must be confusing as hell.
91821 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Making a kid buy back the letters he wrote his father...
91491 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Ain't no right way
91479 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell
91443 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
How to beat a NBA player
91388 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
A new study in The Lancet by a team of Yale epidemiologists finds that Medicare for All would save more than 68,000 lives annually as well as $450 billion in cost
91086 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
I made an underwater jungle thats almost entirely self sustainable. It's even home to a few shrimp!
90700 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
Just keeps getting better
90563 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Our boy made it!
90537 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
I wanted a cat, my wife wanted a dog, we compromised and now have Gibson
90528 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
They also have poor swordsman skill
90396 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
The Statue of Mr.Bean (Rowan Atkinson) unveiled today in Leicester Square ,London
90296 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
Miami strip club superbowl weekend.
90241 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
Beat Saber With A Staff
90208 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
Benny realizing he is being adopted
90035 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
Bernie Sanders Becomes First Candidate, Democrat or Republican, to Win Popular Vote in All 3 Three Early Voting States
89947 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
In this scene of Jojo Rabbit (2019), "Heil Hitler" is said 31 times in one minute! According to writer/director Taika Waititi, he wanted a funny moment, but also wanted to illustrate how ridiculous Nazi protocols were.
89917 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
My 15yo daughter bought this frog thingy at a thrift store and then painted him majestically.
89909 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
3D Donkey Kong Art
89852 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Using a cart of 99 smartphones, artist Simon Weckert is able to generate virtual traffic jams in Google Maps. Through this, it is possible to turn a otherwise empty, 'green' street into a 'red' one -- which has an impact in the physical world by navigating cars on another route.
89652 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
My kid did this portrait of me over 10 years ago. I still look the same, IMO.
89370 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
Can we take a second to thank the best nonprofit organization of all time?
89195 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
I left a summer roll on my desk for 4 days. The bean sprouts are sprouting.
89107 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
This aquarium setup with 24/7 live soccer
89034 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
Fossils found of car-sized turtles that once roamed South America
88912 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
The FBI Just Put White Nationalists and Neo-Nazis on the Same Threat Level as ISIS
88797 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
'Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself' Mardi Gras float causes a stir
88614 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
It's cathartic
88461 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
16-Year Old North Carolina Boy Beaten by Unprofessional, Hospital Security and Police.
88323 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Shut up and let me love you!
88266 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
I don't want to...but I will pit you!
88185 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
President Trump is apparently not a fan of Best Picture Oscar winner “Parasite," mainly complaining that the movie was made in South Korea. ''Parasite's'' U.S. distributor shot back on Twitter, suggesting Trump would have trouble reading the subtitles.
87874 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
I rescued a pregnant street dog and her babies really enjoy hiding.
87844 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
These public benches are reversible, so you can choose to look at people, or boats.
87839 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
I wish they kept this scene
87832 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Turkish garbage collectors open a library for all of the books citizens discard in their trash
87830 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
Ehhh... What’s up Don?
87749 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
I’m 27 and my pup weighs more than me. I love her so much!
87737 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
This idiot passing at high speed through a puddle
87712 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
TIL the Nazis ordered 2 Auschwitz prisoners to destroy thousands of inmate mugshot photographs as the camp was evacuated in 1945. The inmates recognized the importance of that evidence and sabotaged the furnace thus saving 38,916 photos.
87672 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
The Brand is Strong
87645 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
Thoughts and prayers for Miles. I am three minutes late with his dinner.
87622 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
Real Talk graffiti.
87573 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
Trump pushed CIA to find, kill Osama bin Laden's son over higher priority targets. When the CIA gave Trump a list of major terror leaders to kill, he said he'd never heard of them. Instead he focused on a target with a famous name.
87551 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Crazy sore muscles but no bath tub? Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
87540 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
Waiters what Valentine day disasters have you witnessed?
87485 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
Our Valentine’s in China: Corona beer, Coronation chicken, Pandemic board game, Contagion movie
87442 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Can’t even run for 2 Minute without having chest pain
87399 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
TIL Shrek was originally given a thick Canadian accent by actor Mike Meyers. However, after animation had begun and the dialogue almost finished, Meyers decided the character would be better portrayed with a Scottish accent. The film had to be re-animated and cost over $4 million
87277 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
No thanks, Tim
87082 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
An anti-Putin blogger was murdered in a French hotel, and the killing has the hallmarks of the Russian hit squad causing chaos in Europe
87054 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
Japanese Experiment That Took Half A Century Ended In Amazing Tree “Crop Circles”
86950 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Victory screech
86588 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
Pizza Hut
86577 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
My mom's new 4 month old puppy Anchovy
86450 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
This is me. Hope this makes you laugh.
86310 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
Before and After of deep cleaning my room after my depression slump
86307 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
to protect and serve
86300 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
TIL of Kelly, a dolphin whose trainers gave her fish for bringing them litter/dead gulls to clean her pool. She started hiding fish under a rock in her pool, then used fish to lure gulls which she brought to her trainers to get more fish. She taught her calf the strategy, who taught more calves.
86244 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
It bears repeating
86241 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
For the past three years, I've been writing software to process this image of the 2017 solar eclipse, here is the first result from my code!
86198 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
The older I get the younger this guy looks.
86162 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
Virginia will eliminate a state holiday honoring Robert E. Lee and Stonewall Jackson. It'll make Election Day a day off instead
86104 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Homophobic caucus goer finds out Pete is gay after committing to caucus for him
86097 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
What is the coolest website you’ve visited that no one knows about?
86071 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020