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TIFU - High Blow Jobs
12485 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Went to Kami-con today as a plague doctor,got surrounded by these guys saying SCP-049 has escaped containment,made my day.
12483 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
Not like other girls in the most disgusting way
12483 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Forbidden cheese cubes
12473 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
I just saw 10 ants frantically running around my kitchen. I felt bad so I built them a small house.
12472 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Maybe Maybe Maybe
12468 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
deserved that for being extremely annoying to people on public transport
12464 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
Dear 6 people who will see this. Whether you are alone or have complexes, you matter. I hope you all find someone who will love you unconditionally.
12463 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
My abusive ex tracked me down in Missouri after I’d been hiding from him there a few years by finding my name & new location in voter data. Would it be permissible in Missouri for me to request a name change under seal? If not, is there a state more suited for that? I’m very over his murder attempts
12462 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Scum of the earth
12459 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
If a disabled person says no, it means no.
12457 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Twitter is a goldmine.-
12455 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
Stormy sunrise over the Tetons, WY, USA [1440x1800][OC]
12454 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Forbidden Love!
12449 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
Hyenas unsuccessfully trying to penetrate a pangolin’s armor
12449 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
I'm a parent and think schools shouldn't be allowed to give any homework.
12448 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
I (21F) think my cousin (32M) tried to sexually assault me but I'm not sure.
12447 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
absolutelynotme_irl
12439 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
I knew we shouldn’t have brought mom to meet Roddy Piper. (WWF mid 80's)
12430 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
Telling someone to kill himself after one year of no self harm
12425 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
The Verdict Is In: Courtrooms Seldom Overrule Bad Science. Research finds that only 40% of the psychological assessment tools used in courts have been favorably rated by experts. Even so, lawyers rarely challenge their conclusions, and when they do, only one third of those challenges are successful.
12419 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Amazing starterpack
12418 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
He’s off to sink the Titanic
12417 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
19, girlfriend left me 6 months ago and still can’t get over it. Starting an emo band. Do your workst
12416 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
Do you ever compliment your female friends on their aesthetics? If so, how much is okay?
12411 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
An absolute unit of a toad
12410 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
Monty finally has a hard counter!
12404 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Kershaw threw 51 breaking balls/sliders in game 5 of the 2017 world series and didn't get a single swing and miss.
12404 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Drawing Jojo Characters in Oingo Boingo Style Every Day until Stone Ocean Anime is Announced (Day 34) (Anjelo Katagiri)
12396 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
The reason why everybody is so negative about the game is that it's designed around grinding and waiting for that next reward. It's literally not designed to just hop in,enjoy and have fun. And so when the quality of content went down, when the rewards got timegated and more RNG, it's just a chore.
12392 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
From MAGA to NADA.
12385 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Absolutely wholesome - dogs reaction at the end
12382 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
God doesn't hide in Heaven because he created us.
12380 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
God bless the juggernaut suit.
12373 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
[Wojnarowski] ESPN Sources: 4-team trade agreement: Houston: Robert Covington; Atlanta: Clint Capela and Nene; Minnesota: Malik Beasley, Juancho Hernangomez, Evan Turner, ATL 1st round pick via Nets; Denver: Gerald Green, Houston FRP.
12373 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
This true in some regards
12371 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
On a thread about the new Disney movie featuring an LGBTQ character
12366 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Normal russian signature
12353 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
[Post Game Thread] Team LeBron defeat Team Giannis by 157 - 155 with 30 points from Kawhi Leonard
12350 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
How you feel when your girl says “Don’t touch me!” in public
12348 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
'Galactic Ghost', Ghost Mushroom (Omphalotus nidiformis) under the Galactic Centre, Southern Tasmania [OC] [1108 × 2048]
12347 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Nerdy Asian
12344 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
[Template] Bernie trending up, buy now!
12336 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
Amazing attention to detail in witcher 3.
12323 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
Pan-Fried Garlic Butter Steak With Crispy Potatoes And Asparagus
12323 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
A young Bernie Sanders being arrested at a 1963 anti-segregation protest (colourised)
12321 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
blursed_crabsadjusthumidity
12317 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
This man saving a trapped wolf
12309 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
Struugle after False swipe too
12305 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Bruh
12301 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
🔥🔥🔥 Hot Take 🔥🔥🔥
12301 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
My cosplay props inspired by Skyrim.
12300 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
Happy Anniversary, Apex Legends!!!! (credit + mod note in comments)
12299 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Black girl tells whites to leave multicultural student center
12299 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
Not much but it took me a long time to make this
12293 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Well that's an interesting argument...
12290 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
I wish it was real too
12288 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Yikes...
12287 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
When you want to prank someone
12284 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Corey, the power washing hate eraser
12271 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
1,981 turnout at the rally for Bernie tonight I'm Keene, NH
12268 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
An epiphany about the final episode
12266 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
Nice legs
12262 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
Traveling teen mistakenly taken down by local police. ACLU has filed a lawsuit
12261 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Newborn baby bunny
12259 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
He wasn’t perfect but I always respected David Wallace for this. Drove all the way to Scranton, auctioned off time at his vacation house, and he even bid on Phyllis’ hug. He didn’t have to do that, I think he just genuinely cares about his employees.
12257 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
YSK Because NASA is a public funded entity, most of their videos, images and audio hold no copyright and can be used at your leisure.
12257 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Might as well stay single
12232 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
Someone has been watching too much porn
12224 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
The Level of Detail in This Painting
12213 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
This format is so misused
12213 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
Every. Damn. Time.
12212 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
In "The Incredibles" (2004), the woman whose cat was stuck in the tree is the same woman that Bob Parr helps with her insurance claim. Her name is Ms. Muriel Hogenson
12196 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
42 years old and zero f.... given
12195 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
Was it really a surprise
12192 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
I almost tried eating these one time... they’re hard af and they have a magnet on the back
12190 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
Charles Barkley: "You know, growing up in the projects of Leeds, Alabama, I never thought that I would make it to the NBA. And now, I'm getting paid to watch basketball. I have exceeded all my expectations, & I'm just lucky and blessed man. I'm the luckiest guy in the world."
12189 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
*cries in outdated hologram*
12189 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Layered carved porcelain, Forestceramicco, Ceramics, 2020
12186 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
If Bernie Sanders reaches a super-majority in the Democracy for America endorsement poll, he will get their endorsement! Vote here.
12176 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
How to hide your sister's enormous erection
12172 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Lo Celso foul (no red card given)
12172 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
anime_irl
12170 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
[SERIOUS] People of Reddit, what was the creepiest thing you experienced that you thought was paranormal, but was actually much scarier when you found out what really caused it?
12170 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
Prague, Czech Republic
12168 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
What are some intrusive thoughts you guys have?
12166 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
I am a Commercial Airline Pilot - AMA
12164 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
Crosswalk superhero
12163 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
Food industry staff of reddit. What are some horrors you saw yesterday on Valentines Day?
12162 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
Perhaps the greatest SnD spawn nade ever thrown
12159 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
🔥 This Owls incredible camouflage
12155 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
The most dangerous world record to attempt to break is World’s Oldest Person. 100% of the people who failed an attempt died, and the people who do break the record tend not to live for very long after.
12153 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
Fastest Bowling Strike!
12143 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
If you commit 90 sins, you will get caught about half the time.
12139 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
De-choking tool
12137 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
In Russia, something happened at the Institute for the Study of Nuclear Reactors. The authorities called it "little pollution in the snow", the background radiation is increased, in several areas announced the extension of school holidays "due to flu" . Authorities are asking not to go out on street
12127 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
No explanation needed
12125 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Wow this mom has skills
12124 upvotes • comment • feb 27, 2020
Victory with Swag
12124 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
Fuck, this is good
12114 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020