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Ah man.
8128 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Rare Mount. +10 Bamboozle
8127 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
Poor granny
8126 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
[OC] I used kinetic sand to hide some more enemies in plain sight! My players loved it, and I’ll definitely be using this trick again!
8126 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
Eating soup alone because my wife left me. She took all the bowls as well.
8125 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
I've just heard that Apple was fined 25 million euro for slowing down old iPhones. Where does the money go in these cases?
8125 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
This has helped get me through some of my toughest moments in life.
8121 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
YSK when you call a support line and leave a survey it only affects the employee who answered
8111 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
From this Sophisticated rain gauge I installed, I'd say we've had about 500mm of rain on the coast since Thursday morning
8108 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Johnny Depp was domestically abused by Amber Heard. Johnny Depp was domestically abused by Amber Heard. Johnny Depp was domestically abused by Amber Heard. Johnny Depp was domestically abused by Amber Heard. Johnny Depp was domestically abused by Amber Heard.
8108 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
A mongoose effortlessly dodging a cobra
8106 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
Pouring marbles out under a bright light
8105 upvotes • comment • feb 11, 2020
Four Redittors Scammed Big Time on Reddit
8104 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Imagine
8103 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
What’s your favorite NON-food/drug related smell?
8099 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Messaged me on Xbox after a Roblox post and asked for my insta.
8099 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
[OC] I decided to step out of my comfort zone again and drew a Snivy
8098 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
I lied to the rapist that I had hep-c, hoping he would stop.
8090 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
Technically, Pixel phones don't define "soon"...
8088 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Good old frost walker
8086 upvotes • comment • feb 26, 2020
Disgusting
8079 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
[SPOILERS] so I read Wuthering Heights and... it's awful
8076 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
*sticks hand out for rupees*
8062 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
Jack and Jill went up to hill
8060 upvotes • comment • feb 13, 2020
[MEME] Goth fashion advice
8055 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
Prince Charles criticised for flying 125 miles to give speech on reducing aircraft emissions
8054 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
PsBattle: this freaky fungi
8050 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
If she leans back any farther she will fall over 😂
8046 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
Got.... em...?
8040 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
He connects us, even through our differences
8028 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
Made a little something based on Adam savage‘s creation
8019 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
8015 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
What do you guys think?
8012 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Major depression got me fucked up but I managed to make two tortilla pizzas for lunch. The secret ingredient is Wegman's brand pasta sauce 👌
8011 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Wait for it...
8011 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Carefully, he's a hero.
8010 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
You can Meet the Spy in Twitter now.
8009 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
TSLA TENDIES
8006 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
School bus stunt urges Prince Andrew to talk to FBI about Jeffrey Epstein
8006 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
I'm making a map and I discovered a secret setting on my pen that spams trees onto the page [OC] [Art]
8005 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
In 1926 Nikolai Tesla predicted a world with cell phones and internet like systems of computing.
7994 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
My cat is acting bizarre, can someone helbbb
7992 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Lady with kids lost her shit at Harley Quinn movie
7991 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Little Angela
7991 upvotes • comment • feb 16, 2020
Honey, I'm home.
7991 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
[Schefter] Super-Bowl winning HC Andy Reid at this morning’s press conference: "I didn't spend the night with the trophy. I spent it with my trophy wife."
7989 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
Nike's controversial shoe will be commercially available this year
7981 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
;)
7978 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
Got married three days ago and just washed out my ‘do. I think the wedded bliss is doing my curls good.
7973 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
GoVeRNmENt wORkErs nArrOwLY aVOiD sTabBInG
7971 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
50 Sentient Species of Star Wars and Where They Come From by AAA State of Play
7964 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Italian satirical map of Europe, 1870
7958 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
What the...
7957 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Uhhhhh wut
7955 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
Hi! Exactly 1 month of IF and working out. I don’t weigh myself, so I have no idea how much I lost ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
7949 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Pippen on Harden: I believe he's the best scorer in the league. Best player, no. When you talk about the best players in the game, you're talking about guys that can make their team rise to the occasion.. You can be the best scorer for 82 games, but you're gonna be home come post season
7945 upvotes • comment • feb 28, 2020
6 years worth of debt cleared and $800 in a saving account. I’m free!
7943 upvotes • comment • feb 12, 2020
R* words of encouragement
7943 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
Look how they massacred my boy.
7943 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
Drove my car into a ditch, walked away on my feet without a single fracture. Couldn't have done this without the holy milk juice
7941 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Video games are the best source of entertainment for its value
7933 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
(31 MtF) Sooooo excited to go to my first Renaissance Faire as the real me!
7928 upvotes • comment • feb 07, 2020
Types of intersections and interchanges
7925 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
I feel like Superman whenever this happens
7924 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
A coin I have from the nazis
7914 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
Garlic burger from a local burger joint. My burps could kill a walrus right now...
7914 upvotes • comment • feb 25, 2020
[Request] Is this accurate?!
7913 upvotes • comment • feb 23, 2020
One of my favourite scenes
7911 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
The infinite eel, SCP-3000 (artwork)
7910 upvotes • comment • feb 08, 2020
Spotted on Facebook. She may be onto something 🤔
7900 upvotes • comment • feb 02, 2020
MuSt............ReSiSt..........UrGe..........To........KiLL ............HooMaN
7891 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
Warthogs manage their ticks by having a mutualistic relationship with mongooses
7886 upvotes • comment • feb 18, 2020
how the...
7886 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
Santa Cruz is the Third U.S. City to Vote for Decriminalization of Psilocybin Mushrooms
7884 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
If you melee either one of these chairs on petrograd you just die...
7883 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
This raven costume
7883 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
Keep your heads up kings and queens, your crowns are slipping
7883 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
Found this treasure
7882 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
a good trade
7881 upvotes • comment • feb 19, 2020
Rashida Jones, Nick Offerman & Adam Scott at the 2020 Vanity Fair Oscar Party last night.
7880 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
I did it. I got married
7876 upvotes • comment • feb 15, 2020
Forbidden Hot Pepper
7874 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
I twisted and rolled over in bed, then froze as I saw something distinctly not human smile at me through my window.
7873 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
My Hermione Cosplay!
7865 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
You only get better, by first knowing you need help
7865 upvotes • comment • feb 03, 2020
YSK Often times at a grocery store when you see signs akin to "2 for $5", they are $2.50 each no matter how many you buy, UNLESS it says "2 for $5 when you buy 2".
7863 upvotes • comment • feb 22, 2020
Entitled Parents try to kick me out of MY room.
7860 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
I thought it could fit here
7854 upvotes • comment • feb 05, 2020
If Jessica Drew ever joins the MCU, I feel like this moment would be a good panel to adapt. It would really show casual audiences that she's not connected to Spider-Man at all.
7853 upvotes • comment • feb 17, 2020
"/r/libertarian will not become the new home of pro-Trump propaganda or shitposting. r/libertarian is not a MAGA sub; nor is Donald Trump a libertarian." Ok seems reasonable. But why is it ok that we're inundated with Bernie propaganda and shitposting?
7851 upvotes • comment • feb 29, 2020
Someone’s probably made this joke already but fuck it
7846 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020
r/notlikeotherducks
7846 upvotes • comment • feb 10, 2020
Michael Bloomberg Should Have Never Been Allowed to Run This Campaign
7845 upvotes • comment • feb 24, 2020
Season 2 in a nutshell
7844 upvotes • comment • feb 20, 2020
This is creepy
7824 upvotes • comment • feb 14, 2020
TCL's superstar(a.k.a the faker slayer) and first openly gay Dumbledoge came out with a huge homophobia around him and retires.
7824 upvotes • comment • feb 21, 2020
South Park - Let's Fighting Love [J-Rock]
7798 upvotes • comment • feb 01, 2020
My entitled father thinks he owns my sister's uretus
7792 upvotes • comment • feb 06, 2020
2003 Trailblazer rolled in for new brakes.. just in time
7788 upvotes • comment • feb 09, 2020
You have to be gentle with the ball, the ball is your friend
7781 upvotes • comment • feb 04, 2020