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Reddit (Sep 2018)

  1. They noticed there was a blank wall at mcdonald’s so they decided to make this fake poster of themselves. It’s now been 51 days since they hung it up.

    175067 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  2. George W. Bush sneaking a piece of candy to Michelle Obama is warming my heart.

    154829 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  3. Bill Burr on Good Day NY, sharp as ever.

    153323 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  4. Today was "Meme Day" at my old high school for homecoming week. I appreciate this science teacher even more now.

    147721 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  5. Reddit, how would you feel about a law that bans radio stations from playing commercials with honking/beeping/siren noises in them?

    138496 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  6. This past weekend I visited 5 friends I never met before despite knowing them for 5+ years, including Joe who is terminally ill with Ewings Sarcoma. We all met through online gaming, nobody had met each other in person until a day before this

    134933 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  7. Surgical precision...

    134749 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  8. A regular customer's heartwarming reaction to a free cake on her birthday

    132784 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  9. My Uber driver was a slimmer, cooler, mustached version of myself.

    132445 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  10. Playing Spiderman when I found a building that looked familiar...

    132419 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  11. It's the law

    132330 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  12. Good boy got the photo 10/10

    132290 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  13. You spelled “nudes” wrong

    131415 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  14. As a fellow Etch A Sketch artist, did I miss out on the karma train already?

    126925 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  15. Everyone is the best at something. My thing is the Etch A Sketch. Removed from mildlyinteresting:(

    125851 upvotes • comment • sep 21, 2018

  16. As a kid, I visited this store *every* chance I got. Today, they're carrying a game I made. A year after our big Kickstarter and quitting my job, this is my "made it" moment. Thank you Reddit! This is a dream come true.

    125446 upvotes • comment • sep 05, 2018

  17. One dog has ear medicine she needs and the other one also thinks he needs it too

    124768 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  18. My husband and in-laws wanted a family photo while I was in labor and having contractions

    124231 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  19. This reporter deserves an Emmy Award for his performance

    123644 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  20. Seal slaps a kayaker in the face with an octopus

    122632 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  21. My autistic son hates his photo taken, so I let him wear a t-rex suit for family photos.

    116362 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  22. At airport, just handed this...challenge accepted...good luck buddy. Standby for results...takeoff in 40.

    116128 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  23. Pokemon go: survival mode

    115636 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  24. Twin Towers easter egg in Spider-Man PS4

    114875 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  25. It's not worth it bro

    113957 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  26. Wife left me alone with the kids for the first time and after asking for an update I sent her this

    111631 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  27. Mister Rogers gets surprised by a boy who had appeared on his show

    110646 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  28. This guy is going viral. Soon after, staffers moved in and made him move out of the background. I guess the truth hurts.

    110315 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  29. Cannonball! ... erm...

    109597 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  30. Damn right!

    108877 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  31. Finally cut the cord on cable! These boxes represent $50/mo rental fees, $600 per year. Over the last 4 years that equals $2,400 and I don’t even own them. I’ve paid $11,904 to watch tv and have Internet over those four years and this is way overdue, Fuck Comcast.

    108719 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  32. My college is finally giving our tireless pizza chef the credit he deserves

    108497 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  33. Two brothers were rescued and treated at different NGOs. The reaction when they are reunited is priceless!

    108120 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  34. This drawing appeared in the Daily News a few days after the 9-11 tragedy. Only thing I’ve ever saved from a newspaper.

    106994 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  35. Tom Hanks as Mister Rogers on the set of 'You Are My Friend'

    106871 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  36. A year ago my fiancé and I decided to get in shape for our wedding. That wedding is tomorrow. Second best decision we’ve made.

    106465 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  37. The sentence "Don't objectify women" has "women" as the object of the sentence.

    105748 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  38. Jack Black got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

    104725 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018

  39. Usain bolt races in reduced gravity

    103922 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  40. My mom started making greeting cards and is nervous about doing her first craft fair tommorow. I thought I'd share her latest creation with you to show her that people like her stuff.

    103877 upvotes • comment • sep 01, 2018

  41. I realised there was no secret to weight loss. I just lowered my calories, did some exercise and gave myself 7 months.

    103714 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  42. Daryl Davis the blues musician who has deradicalized over 200 far right extremists just by talking

    102625 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  43. The Broadway cast of "Frozen" has had enough of your shit, sir.

    102275 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  44. World leaders literally laugh at Trump when he claims he has 'accomplished more than almost any administration'

    102094 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  45. TIL that in ancient Rome, commoners would evacuate entire cities in acts of revolt called "Secessions of the Plebeians", leaving the elite in the cities to fend for themselves

    101207 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  46. The first time I visited my girlfiend (now wife) in college I bought a peach tree from a local nursery and told her, "someday we will eat peaches from it years from now, because we will still be together." Well it worked better than I planned. Here is our son eating a peach from that very tree.

    99737 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  47. Nobody would believe me if it wasn’t on camera.

    97942 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  48. Julia Louis-Dreyfus, 6 months after completing cancer treatment

    97722 upvotes • comment • sep 06, 2018

  49. So we got married at the Zoo, and this bear had an interesting first look reaction

    97204 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  50. Buskers Festival Vienna

    96634 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  51. Seal reacts to little girl falling that he was playing with

    96103 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  52. These Belgian kids are doing a restoration on the graves of ww1 soldiers.

    95819 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  53. We asked the 3 of them to take a pic of their awesome costumes and this guy jumped in...

    95655 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  54. That's some neat space saving design.

    94555 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  55. Erosion differences between 15,25&50 years

    93905 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  56. can we get another ball??

    93757 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  57. The Eighth Amendment which effectively banned abortion in the Republic of Ireland has been formally repealed

    93588 upvotes • comment • sep 18, 2018

  58. First photo of us, six years later

    93427 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  59. TIL that after firefighters saved piglets from a barn fire, 6 months later the farmer sent them sausages made from the piglets as a thank you gift

    93277 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  60. And here is the winner of "The Worlds dumbest criminals"

    92748 upvotes • comment • sep 07, 2018

  61. Older gentleman teaching young man origami with dollar

    92437 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  62. On 9/11 I like to remind people who make fun of the French of this photo

    92170 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  63. Got lucky with my seat on the plane!

    91957 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  64. This is the award my dad got for 15 years of service at Activision Blizzard.

    91650 upvotes • comment • sep 03, 2018

  65. Nick Offerman on being manly

    91219 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  66. I’m an OTR truck driver and lifelong gamer. After years of playing on a crappy gaming laptop I finally decided to do an ITX build and take it on the road with me.

    91024 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  67. Art is Art

    90993 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  68. I’ve waited my whole life to record a moment like this

    90589 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  69. Are you feeling blue?

    90481 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  70. This Restaurant wears 1 star Yelp Reviews behind their T-Shirts.

    90458 upvotes • comment • sep 26, 2018

  71. return

    90141 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  72. Money shot right there!

    89959 upvotes • comment • sep 12, 2018

  73. When your more social capable friend invites you to a party and you know no one

    89795 upvotes • comment • sep 23, 2018

  74. when it rains.

    89084 upvotes • comment • sep 30, 2018

  75. Young people will wait longer in a self-scan isle at the grocery store so they don’t have to deal with humans, but old people will wait longer in a regular lane so they don’t have to deal with computers

    89056 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  76. Canada considering proposal to void patents of major US pharmaceutical companies in midst of trade disputes. The plan would target valuable U.S. patents, granting Canada’s generic pharmaceutical firms the right to copy, sell and potentially export American drugs.

    88911 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  77. Dunkin- the dog that flies over everything no matter how tall they are. Except for vacuums. F*** vacuums.

    88685 upvotes • comment • sep 27, 2018

  78. Picture this

    88494 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  79. Guy takes a shortcut down some steps

    88300 upvotes • comment • sep 25, 2018

  80. Toddler shows his buddy that a sprinkler is nothing to be afraid of

    88135 upvotes • comment • sep 04, 2018

  81. In the New Zealand Herald, September 11th

    87963 upvotes • comment • sep 10, 2018

  82. Flawless Victory

    87958 upvotes • comment • sep 20, 2018

  83. I added effects to Thor and Spider-Man's brutal battle

    87758 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  84. The truth

    87679 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  85. Ryan Reynolds starring in movie about a man who realizes he's a background character in a video game. Stranger Things' producer Shawn Levy to direct

    87607 upvotes • comment • sep 28, 2018

  86. Abbey, The Dog From 'I Am Legend', Is Now 13 And Living Her Best Life

    87581 upvotes • comment • sep 17, 2018

  87. 17 years later and this is the first time I've ever seen this image. A different kind of hero.

    87413 upvotes • comment • sep 11, 2018

  88. Taking the dog for a walk in Switzerland

    86392 upvotes • comment • sep 09, 2018

  89. Every morning on my way to work I am greeted by this handsome man. His name is Mr Gavin

    86070 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  90. I painted Elon Musk smoking weed.

    85691 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  91. I still laugh at EA's choice of picture for Pelé

    85652 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  92. Today I ate a pulled pork sandwich smoked by Dave Grohl

    85549 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  93. The ratio of dog to boy stayed constant

    85419 upvotes • comment • sep 15, 2018

  94. QWOP Cosplay

    84391 upvotes • comment • sep 13, 2018

  95. The bathroom at my doctor's office has a discreet way for victims of abuse, violence, or human trafficking to get help.

    84302 upvotes • comment • sep 14, 2018

  96. After being divorced for 25+ years, my parents reconnected, moved to Texas and bought a farm. Today they are getting married again. This is their wedding portrait.

    84287 upvotes • comment • sep 08, 2018

  97. Can't get this shampoo outta my hair

    83694 upvotes • comment • sep 24, 2018

  98. Yennefer explain this...

    83636 upvotes • comment • sep 22, 2018

  99. I've looked at him the same way since 1975

    83621 upvotes • comment • sep 02, 2018

  100. My mom finally completed her biggest counted cross-stitch masterpiece on linen which took over 3 years to complete and has over 606,800 stitches. We are unable to transport and enter this monster in any competitions so I figured I would share her stunning artwork here.

    82958 upvotes • comment • sep 19, 2018