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Reddit (Apr 2019)
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Dan isn't the stupid one here
44533 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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Take a guess at how many dots this took me
44531 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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Iama guy who purchased a 380 acre ‘ghost town’ with a friend. It once was California’s largest silver mine, has a population of 4500, and was known to have a murder a week. Currently it has a population of 1. AMA
44518 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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The price of trying to look like Kylie Jenner
44500 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
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Suicidal behavior has nearly doubled among children aged 5 to 18, with suicidal thoughts and attempts leading to more than 1.1 million ER visits in 2015 -- up from about 580,000 in 2007, according to an analysis of U.S. data.
44489 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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This Flashlight Illusion Children's Book
44453 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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Kitchen counter cat says wassup....
44431 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
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Police officers who fined stalking victim before she was murdered face disciplinary action
44428 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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Plaque at my university showing that it is the birthplace of Reddit
44402 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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Feisty feral kitten is offered some food
44397 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
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Texas lawmakers consider the death penalty for abortion
44388 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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In a managerial position no less.
44386 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
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8 tricks Dexter can do in a minute - sit, paw, other paw, high five!, say please, down, roll over, jump up! 😸
44312 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
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My daughter got published by GameInformer this month! She’s a Undertale fan.
44290 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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TIL: Millionaire neighbors protested George Lucas' plans to build a movie studio on his property due to the possibility of increased traffic hurting their quality of life. Lucas got revenge by abandoning the studio project and planning to use his land to build 224 affordable homes.
44256 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
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Senate Republicans block resolution to release Mueller report for 5th time
44232 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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An absolute POS vandalized my grandfather, great grandfather, and great grandmother’s grave last night.
44223 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
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What is the most disrespectful thing that someone has done in your home?
44203 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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Airplane pilots of Reddit, what was your biggest "We're all fucked up" moment that you survived and your passengers didn't notice?
44201 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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The Satanic Temple in Salem is now a tax-exempt church
44188 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
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Woman arrested in dumping of 7 newborn puppies into Coachella dumpster
44184 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
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These houses are made out of wooden LEGO-like bricks
44171 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
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Octopus gets attacked and eaten alive by a school of leatherjackets
44170 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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Scheduled Uber for 4am-4:15am. It arrives at 3:35am and charges me for wait time.
44147 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
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Notre Dame fire pledges inflame yellow vest protesters. Demonstrators criticise donations by billionaires to restore burned cathedral as they march against economic inequality.
44137 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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Tornado in southern Romania, today
44130 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
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Pure joy to dead inside in moments
44067 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
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I can see that
44062 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
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Asshole taking up two seats on the train like he owns it
43976 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
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The ol' sword-pogo technique [Blade & Sorcery]
43965 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
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White supremacist gets life for running down black man
43896 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
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WCGW if I make eyeball tattoo?
43845 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
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Too Smol, He Can’t Even Make Footprints
43824 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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3.2 million karma and accepted to Harvard but never kissed a girl- Roast me
43723 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
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Somebody Stop Me!
43715 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019
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Me (left) and my dad (right) a few years ago. I caught an undiagnosed lung infection that left me in a bad way for about 10 days. Dad just used to sit next to me for hours and read, I wasn't really with it but he had obviously decided my breathing tube was more comfortable in this position.
43695 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
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I don't know if anyone will care, but I told my dad about how much attention he and Koda were getting. He told me to post a "better" photo, then sent me this.
43565 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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The Matrix - low cost version
43565 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019
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Bought my 10yo a mid-range telescope, helped him set it up and we focused on the moon. He held my phone up against the lens as I explained it's impossible to get a photo that way... He flips the screen and shows me this. I reckon It's cool.
43562 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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Smash bros stages keep getting better
43511 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
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Rep. Ilhan Omar: Legalize marijuana everywhere, expunge records of those jailed for pot offenses
43494 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
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You lucky boi
43467 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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No bamboozles, everyone who comments in this thread will be invited to become a mod of r/WSB.
43455 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019
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Lepa Radić was a 17 year old Yugoslav partisan who was sentenced to death for shooting at Nazis. When she was offered a way out of the gallows if she revealed the names of her accomplices, she declined saying they'd reveal themselves when they came to avenge her.
43433 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
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South Korea legalize abortion after 66 year ban
43431 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
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If Google created a dating app, using all of their user data to match people with similar patterns of behaviour, you would get as close to a perfect match as you could.
43431 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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She's taken. Move along now.
43425 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
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🤔🤔
43413 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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That lady truly sucks
43406 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
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Seagulls are annoying as hell.
43381 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
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No joke or April fools. This is literally just the Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up song. You can see the thumbnail. Don't click this, you'll be rick rolled.
43380 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019
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Officer needs assistance!!
43379 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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Flew my drone 4 miles into the pacific ocean for this shot from Marin Headlands in California!
43204 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019
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Got into a car accident today. When the airbag deployed the Buick logo on the steering wheel imprinted on my hand.
43197 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
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I have a Minecraft server set up with random redditors, some of which have started religions and others there own kingdom so if any of you guys want to join and built stuff the ip is fricktastic.sknd.host
43109 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019
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My palms have never been sweatier...
43063 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
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TIFU by trying to buy an Instant Pot at Target and probably ending up on a terrorist watchlist
43050 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
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Grey hound starts zoomie riot at dog park
43011 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019
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Seen at my local Home Depot
43001 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
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This box shaped building near me
42981 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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TIL why Magikarp evolves to Gyarados. It is based on an ancient asian legend where a koi overcomes a waterfall and is rewarded by turning into a golden dragon.
42968 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019
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Just bought a house. Found this in the basement. Sealed tight.
42951 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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Look at this UFC 3 masterpiece
42946 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
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What’s the dumbest thing you got in trouble for in school?
42882 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019
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What’s the scariest thing going on in our world right now that not enough people know/ talk about?
42871 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019
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Outstanding move
42837 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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Correct me if I'm wrong
42815 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
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Megathread: House Democrats Issue Subpoena for Unredacted Mueller Report
42813 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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What's the IRL version of a misclick?
42808 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019
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To be deep
42775 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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no talk with me im angy
42772 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019
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50% of millennials would pick CBD oil over prescriptions for mental health
42753 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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TIL that female tears contain an odorless chemical that reduces testosterone levels in men.
42725 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019
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Men protesting prohibition, 1925
42664 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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Look on the bright side
42625 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
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Mickey mouse's ears always look round from any angle, therefor they are balls.
42617 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019
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The hard hitting questions at my local gas station.
42588 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
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Ok, so here’s a Poliwhirl if it was a cinnamon bun
42564 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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Report card day at daycare.
42560 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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My grandparents getting married in Iceland in 1976 at 19
42556 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
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So many memories...
42546 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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He did the math
42542 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
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Congress Is About to Ban the Government From Offering Free Online Tax Filing. Thank TurboTax.
42525 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
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My Grandma celebrated her 80th birthday this passed weekend, and a friend of my Uncle’s showed up wearing the sweater my Grandma had made him when he was a teenager to show her he still had it 💞
42508 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019
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Anon loves his mom
42502 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
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TIL After filming Who framed Rodger Rabbit, Bob Hoskins’ son didn’t speak to him for 2 weeks. When he finally found out why it was because his son couldn’t believe his dad had worked with Bugs Bunny and not introduced him.
42499 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
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Kratos not coming in slow
42480 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019
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CAT ᶜᵃᵗ
42478 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
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The U.S. government is targeting immigration lawyers, activists, and reporters at the Mexico border, a leaked Homeland Security database confirms.
42470 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
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Cows!!
42467 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
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White Man Gets 10 Years in Prison for Trying to Hire Hit Man to Lynch Black Neighbor. Hitman was Undercover FBI Agent
42443 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
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That was zen. This is meow.
42435 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
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When you’re watching the Episode 9 trailer and you hear the Senate
42422 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
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(Update) Neighbors child has disabilities and won't stop climbing the fence, entering my house and "freeing" my dogs
42422 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
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Lurkers of Reddit, why do you lurk?
42415 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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People hoping to skip queues by standing like this and trying to slip in.
42413 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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Guy speaks Spanish with a USA southerner accent
42412 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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New Mexico officially replaces Columbus Day with Indigenous Peoples Day
42405 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
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I have a STEM PhD. And I earn six figures.
42379 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
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A cat returning to its apartment
42373 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019