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Reddit (Apr 2019)

  1. Dan isn't the stupid one here

    44533 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  2. Take a guess at how many dots this took me

    44531 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  3. Iama guy who purchased a 380 acre ‘ghost town’ with a friend. It once was California’s largest silver mine, has a population of 4500, and was known to have a murder a week. Currently it has a population of 1. AMA

    44518 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  4. The price of trying to look like Kylie Jenner

    44500 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  5. Suicidal behavior has nearly doubled among children aged 5 to 18, with suicidal thoughts and attempts leading to more than 1.1 million ER visits in 2015 -- up from about 580,000 in 2007, according to an analysis of U.S. data.

    44489 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  6. This Flashlight Illusion Children's Book

    44453 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  7. Kitchen counter cat says wassup....

    44431 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  8. Police officers who fined stalking victim before she was murdered face disciplinary action

    44428 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  9. Plaque at my university showing that it is the birthplace of Reddit

    44402 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  10. Feisty feral kitten is offered some food

    44397 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  11. Texas lawmakers consider the death penalty for abortion

    44388 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  12. In a managerial position no less.

    44386 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  13. 8 tricks Dexter can do in a minute - sit, paw, other paw, high five!, say please, down, roll over, jump up! 😸

    44312 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  14. My daughter got published by GameInformer this month! She’s a Undertale fan.

    44290 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  15. TIL: Millionaire neighbors protested George Lucas' plans to build a movie studio on his property due to the possibility of increased traffic hurting their quality of life. Lucas got revenge by abandoning the studio project and planning to use his land to build 224 affordable homes.

    44256 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  16. Senate Republicans block resolution to release Mueller report for 5th time

    44232 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  17. An absolute POS vandalized my grandfather, great grandfather, and great grandmother’s grave last night.

    44223 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  18. What is the most disrespectful thing that someone has done in your home?

    44203 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  19. Airplane pilots of Reddit, what was your biggest "We're all fucked up" moment that you survived and your passengers didn't notice?

    44201 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  20. The Satanic Temple in Salem is now a tax-exempt church

    44188 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  21. Woman arrested in dumping of 7 newborn puppies into Coachella dumpster

    44184 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  22. These houses are made out of wooden LEGO-like bricks

    44171 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  23. Octopus gets attacked and eaten alive by a school of leatherjackets

    44170 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  24. Scheduled Uber for 4am-4:15am. It arrives at 3:35am and charges me for wait time.

    44147 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  25. Notre Dame fire pledges inflame yellow vest protesters. Demonstrators criticise donations by billionaires to restore burned cathedral as they march against economic inequality.

    44137 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  26. Tornado in southern Romania, today

    44130 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  27. Pure joy to dead inside in moments

    44067 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  28. I can see that

    44062 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  29. Asshole taking up two seats on the train like he owns it

    43976 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  30. The ol' sword-pogo technique [Blade & Sorcery]

    43965 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  31. White supremacist gets life for running down black man

    43896 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  32. WCGW if I make eyeball tattoo?

    43845 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  33. Too Smol, He Can’t Even Make Footprints

    43824 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  34. 3.2 million karma and accepted to Harvard but never kissed a girl- Roast me

    43723 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  35. Somebody Stop Me!

    43715 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  36. Me (left) and my dad (right) a few years ago. I caught an undiagnosed lung infection that left me in a bad way for about 10 days. Dad just used to sit next to me for hours and read, I wasn't really with it but he had obviously decided my breathing tube was more comfortable in this position.

    43695 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  37. I don't know if anyone will care, but I told my dad about how much attention he and Koda were getting. He told me to post a "better" photo, then sent me this.

    43565 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  38. The Matrix - low cost version

    43565 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  39. Bought my 10yo a mid-range telescope, helped him set it up and we focused on the moon. He held my phone up against the lens as I explained it's impossible to get a photo that way... He flips the screen and shows me this. I reckon It's cool.

    43562 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  40. Smash bros stages keep getting better

    43511 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  41. Rep. Ilhan Omar: Legalize marijuana everywhere, expunge records of those jailed for pot offenses

    43494 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  42. You lucky boi

    43467 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  43. No bamboozles, everyone who comments in this thread will be invited to become a mod of r/WSB.

    43455 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  44. Lepa Radić was a 17 year old Yugoslav partisan who was sentenced to death for shooting at Nazis. When she was offered a way out of the gallows if she revealed the names of her accomplices, she declined saying they'd reveal themselves when they came to avenge her.

    43433 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  45. South Korea legalize abortion after 66 year ban

    43431 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  46. If Google created a dating app, using all of their user data to match people with similar patterns of behaviour, you would get as close to a perfect match as you could.

    43431 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  47. She's taken. Move along now.

    43425 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  48. 🤔🤔

    43413 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  49. That lady truly sucks

    43406 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  50. Seagulls are annoying as hell.

    43381 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  51. No joke or April fools. This is literally just the Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up song. You can see the thumbnail. Don't click this, you'll be rick rolled.

    43380 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  52. Officer needs assistance!!

    43379 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  53. Flew my drone 4 miles into the pacific ocean for this shot from Marin Headlands in California!

    43204 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  54. Got into a car accident today. When the airbag deployed the Buick logo on the steering wheel imprinted on my hand.

    43197 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  55. I have a Minecraft server set up with random redditors, some of which have started religions and others there own kingdom so if any of you guys want to join and built stuff the ip is fricktastic.sknd.host

    43109 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  56. My palms have never been sweatier...

    43063 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  57. TIFU by trying to buy an Instant Pot at Target and probably ending up on a terrorist watchlist

    43050 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  58. Grey hound starts zoomie riot at dog park

    43011 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  59. Seen at my local Home Depot

    43001 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  60. This box shaped building near me

    42981 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  61. TIL why Magikarp evolves to Gyarados. It is based on an ancient asian legend where a koi overcomes a waterfall and is rewarded by turning into a golden dragon.

    42968 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  62. Just bought a house. Found this in the basement. Sealed tight.

    42951 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  63. Look at this UFC 3 masterpiece

    42946 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  64. What’s the dumbest thing you got in trouble for in school?

    42882 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  65. What’s the scariest thing going on in our world right now that not enough people know/ talk about?

    42871 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  66. Outstanding move

    42837 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  67. Correct me if I'm wrong

    42815 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  68. Megathread: House Democrats Issue Subpoena for Unredacted Mueller Report

    42813 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  69. What's the IRL version of a misclick?

    42808 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  70. To be deep

    42775 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  71. no talk with me im angy

    42772 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  72. 50% of millennials would pick CBD oil over prescriptions for mental health

    42753 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  73. TIL that female tears contain an odorless chemical that reduces testosterone levels in men.

    42725 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  74. Men protesting prohibition, 1925

    42664 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  75. Look on the bright side

    42625 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  76. Mickey mouse's ears always look round from any angle, therefor they are balls.

    42617 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  77. The hard hitting questions at my local gas station.

    42588 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  78. Ok, so here’s a Poliwhirl if it was a cinnamon bun

    42564 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  79. Report card day at daycare.

    42560 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  80. My grandparents getting married in Iceland in 1976 at 19

    42556 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  81. So many memories...

    42546 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  82. He did the math

    42542 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  83. Congress Is About to Ban the Government From Offering Free Online Tax Filing. Thank TurboTax.

    42525 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  84. My Grandma celebrated her 80th birthday this passed weekend, and a friend of my Uncle’s showed up wearing the sweater my Grandma had made him when he was a teenager to show her he still had it 💞

    42508 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  85. Anon loves his mom

    42502 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  86. TIL After filming Who framed Rodger Rabbit, Bob Hoskins’ son didn’t speak to him for 2 weeks. When he finally found out why it was because his son couldn’t believe his dad had worked with Bugs Bunny and not introduced him.

    42499 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  87. Kratos not coming in slow

    42480 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  88. CAT ᶜᵃᵗ

    42478 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  89. The U.S. government is targeting immigration lawyers, activists, and reporters at the Mexico border, a leaked Homeland Security database confirms.

    42470 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  90. Cows!!

    42467 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  91. White Man Gets 10 Years in Prison for Trying to Hire Hit Man to Lynch Black Neighbor. Hitman was Undercover FBI Agent

    42443 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  92. That was zen. This is meow.

    42435 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  93. When you’re watching the Episode 9 trailer and you hear the Senate

    42422 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  94. (Update) Neighbors child has disabilities and won't stop climbing the fence, entering my house and "freeing" my dogs

    42422 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  95. Lurkers of Reddit, why do you lurk?

    42415 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  96. People hoping to skip queues by standing like this and trying to slip in.

    42413 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  97. Guy speaks Spanish with a USA southerner accent

    42412 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  98. New Mexico officially replaces Columbus Day with Indigenous Peoples Day

    42405 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  99. I have a STEM PhD. And I earn six figures.

    42379 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  100. A cat returning to its apartment

    42373 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019