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  1. MRW I turned on the news today

    11855 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  2. Too good to be true :/

    11846 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  3. One of the best episodes

    11845 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  4. Donna was stunned when Kevin showed her how much he urinates every week.

    11836 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  5. A continuation

    11831 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  6. hi, long time no see! anyways I have this app idea......

    11824 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  7. Every 14 year old is a 9 year old. But not all 9 year olds are 14 year olds

    11823 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  8. [Holmes] Gregg Popovich - the ultimate food and wine source in the NBA. "If Pop recommends a restaurant, you go to it," ex-Cavaliers general manager David Griffin says.

    11822 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  9. Michael Cohen Suggests Donald Trump Should Face Prison: ‘I’m Not the One That Slept With the Porn Star’

    11821 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  10. Whoever made the cross: f*ck my smithing right?

    11817 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  11. Kim Kardashian playing Poker with reflecting sunglasses

    11808 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  12. Bought A Custom Printed Venusaur Gameboy Advance

    11808 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  13. who is the fairest one of all?

    11805 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  14. Watford 0 - [1] Southampton - Shane Long 1'

    11803 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  15. Good boi waiting for some snacks for breakfast in the ports

    11802 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  16. ThIS sAvAgE

    11801 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  17. To avoid hearing a joke about ghosts

    11793 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  18. Hold my beer while I lean back a little

    11785 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  19. I’m guessing this is why the Super Duper Graphics pack is delayed. ):

    11779 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  20. ‘Hey’ means ‘I want to fuck You’ apparently

    11760 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  21. We’re experts working with NASA to deflect asteroids from impacting Earth. Ask us anything!

    11754 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  22. I love these two

    11751 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  23. Iraq bans ‘Fortnite,' says video games are negatively influencing its youth

    11750 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  24. Upskirting now a crime after campaign woman's campaign

    11748 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  25. We had a party the other night and found this on the kitchen counter in the morning. It has white powder in it and the cap just comes off, it’s not secured in any way. Bottle cap for size reference

    11740 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  26. One of the craziest costume I've ever seen.

    11740 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  27. Calm down

    11737 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  28. Come on Pam!

    11737 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  29. Graphic designer takes the L.

    11733 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  30. THE ORLANDO MAGIC HAVE CLINCHED A PLAYOFF BERTH

    11728 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  31. Claire’s Accessories...

    11715 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  32. “It’s just apple juice, Mom!”

    11714 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  33. He is the one

    11710 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  34. Another sofa died today

    11704 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  35. I adopted a dog. They said they gave me the wrong dog even though the photos match. Now the adoption clinic is trying to sue me.

    11703 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  36. Me🐦irl

    11702 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  37. [Video] Aaron Fotheringham doing amazing things in a wheelchair.

    11700 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  38. Fire spitting doggo

    11688 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  39. As an Asian, I can relate.

    11686 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  40. Klopp on United vs City: "It [the derby] is not something we can influence, and it does not look like United are in a place to either.”

    11684 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  41. Meeting celebrities is always exciting.

    11679 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  42. Letters know how it goes

    11668 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  43. Someone in my family sent me this :D

    11666 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  44. Don't even think about it Ryan

    11665 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  45. Yea, I did that.

    11661 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  46. Parents who have one child much more physically attractive than the rest, how do you make sure that your less-attractive kids do not recognize that you know this?

    11658 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  47. 1.1.1 Patch Notes - Patch going live around 10am PST on 4/16

    11655 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  48. Russian artist crafted coins with hidden mechanisms such as secret levers and booby traps

    11651 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  49. Oh damn

    11651 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  50. When my friend’s dog knows she’s about to get to play fetch

    11649 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  51. Picnicpanther explains how jobs that pay over 100k a year are not necessarily harder. "It does not get harder as you earn more... It gets way, way easier."

    11646 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  52. Nice guys always get friendzoned

    11644 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  53. Official Discussion - Avengers: Endgame [SPOILERS]

    11641 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  54. Someone left a vacuum box at the front door of a shelter I volunteer at before they opened. The box was sealed and staff assumed someone donated a vacuum until they started hearing meows from inside. They opened the box to find a cat sealed in there with plastic packaging still in it.

    11637 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  55. What’s the very very worst thing about prison?

    11636 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  56. In "Avengers: Infinity War," Mark Ruffalo hides from a hologram of William Hurt. However, Hurt would not recognize Ruffalo anyway, because he is not Edward Norton.

    11633 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  57. “Blocked” Oh, noes!

    11618 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  58. Poor Lewis

    11614 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  59. In Dogma (1999), Matt Damon plays Loki, and in Thor Ragnarok (2017), Matt Damon plays Loki.

    11610 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  60. Did you know that the $1Billion + that has been donated to Notre Dame would be enough to clean up all of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch?

    11606 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  61. is this a misdirection to something way bigger ?

    11606 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  62. I’m calling the cops

    11605 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  63. In Super Mario Bros (1993), the cars in the alternate reality are powered by a hanging electric grid. Because dinosaurs didn’t die in that dimension, THERE ARE NO FOSSIL FUELS (GAS!!🔥)

    11605 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  64. They have bathrooms for this crap

    11604 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  65. This is probably the most cinematic thing i've ever done in this game, ever

    11601 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  66. Four year old went on a voice-to-text journey

    11599 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  67. Happy Easter!

    11587 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  68. My local Libary tells how much money you saved by checking out books instead of buying them

    11586 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  69. When my boss asked if I lied about being a mathematics expert

    11585 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  70. Everyone is important!

    11583 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  71. Sniffing a pickle

    11582 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  72. Rumor: 'Halo Infinite' Is Currently The Biggest and Most Expensive Project In Gaming

    11578 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  73. I think this guy skipped physics classes

    11566 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  74. Anon's dad is disappointed

    11560 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  75. Los Angeles Chargers Release Schedule Using Nothing But Stock Footage

    11560 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  76. I don't care about your efforts, silly hooman 🐈

    11555 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  77. But he hasn't molested anyone in years! TW: Child Molestation

    11548 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  78. Naxos Island, Greece

    11546 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  79. I just got roasted for ‘only’ giving a silver reward. Even though it is the most I could give because I only had 100 coins.

    11537 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  80. What sorcery of a zoom is this?

    11532 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  81. 8 puzzles cut by an EDM machine hat make a cube.

    11526 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  82. The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love [Rock]

    11523 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  83. A man accidentally elbows a woman's boob

    11522 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  84. Happy woof woof

    11502 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  85. Invest in eduction for our uneducated brothers!

    11497 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  86. Flat earthers...

    11495 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  87. Queen meeting the queen, 1974

    11495 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  88. Yoyo without it's string connected

    11492 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  89. [SPOILERS] People aren't upset that the main cast didn't die, people are upset that they survived situations they shouldn't.

    11492 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  90. Poppin' that champagne

    11477 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  91. Stop sending your kid over, I am NOT a baby-sitter!

    11472 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  92. (Spoilers Extended) "A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms" was one of the best episodes we've ever had. Hear me out.

    11471 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  93. Trump Really Wasn’t Happy That Fox News Hosted a Bernie Sanders Town Hall ; The president’s favorite network treated viewers to a rare dose of common sense on Monday night

    11470 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  94. Feeling cute, might delete later, depends on how well you roast me, idk

    11469 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  95. Ashe doesn’t have a dance emote yet, so instead, here’s the only cool move I know.

    11464 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  96. The real MVPs of this episode

    11461 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  97. Anime_IRL

    11460 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  98. The Sun Eaters, Alexey Egorov, Digital, 2019

    11454 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  99. My(37m) wife(39f) just told me that she initially faked love when we were dating me only for the money and admitted to cheating on me. But she claims that she fell in love with me after we got married. I need some advice here.

    11452 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  100. Somewhere in an alternate universe...

    11449 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019