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Reddit (Apr 2019)
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MRW I turned on the news today
11855 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
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Too good to be true :/
11846 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
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One of the best episodes
11845 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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Donna was stunned when Kevin showed her how much he urinates every week.
11836 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
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A continuation
11831 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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hi, long time no see! anyways I have this app idea......
11824 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
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Every 14 year old is a 9 year old. But not all 9 year olds are 14 year olds
11823 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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[Holmes] Gregg Popovich - the ultimate food and wine source in the NBA. "If Pop recommends a restaurant, you go to it," ex-Cavaliers general manager David Griffin says.
11822 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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Michael Cohen Suggests Donald Trump Should Face Prison: ‘I’m Not the One That Slept With the Porn Star’
11821 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019
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Whoever made the cross: f*ck my smithing right?
11817 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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Kim Kardashian playing Poker with reflecting sunglasses
11808 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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Bought A Custom Printed Venusaur Gameboy Advance
11808 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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who is the fairest one of all?
11805 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
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Watford 0 - [1] Southampton - Shane Long 1'
11803 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
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Good boi waiting for some snacks for breakfast in the ports
11802 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
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ThIS sAvAgE
11801 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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To avoid hearing a joke about ghosts
11793 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
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Hold my beer while I lean back a little
11785 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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I’m guessing this is why the Super Duper Graphics pack is delayed. ):
11779 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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‘Hey’ means ‘I want to fuck You’ apparently
11760 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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We’re experts working with NASA to deflect asteroids from impacting Earth. Ask us anything!
11754 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
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I love these two
11751 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
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Iraq bans ‘Fortnite,' says video games are negatively influencing its youth
11750 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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Upskirting now a crime after campaign woman's campaign
11748 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
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We had a party the other night and found this on the kitchen counter in the morning. It has white powder in it and the cap just comes off, it’s not secured in any way. Bottle cap for size reference
11740 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019
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One of the craziest costume I've ever seen.
11740 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019
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Calm down
11737 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
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Come on Pam!
11737 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
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Graphic designer takes the L.
11733 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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THE ORLANDO MAGIC HAVE CLINCHED A PLAYOFF BERTH
11728 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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Claire’s Accessories...
11715 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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“It’s just apple juice, Mom!”
11714 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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He is the one
11710 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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Another sofa died today
11704 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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I adopted a dog. They said they gave me the wrong dog even though the photos match. Now the adoption clinic is trying to sue me.
11703 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
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Me🐦irl
11702 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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[Video] Aaron Fotheringham doing amazing things in a wheelchair.
11700 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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Fire spitting doggo
11688 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
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As an Asian, I can relate.
11686 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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Klopp on United vs City: "It [the derby] is not something we can influence, and it does not look like United are in a place to either.”
11684 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
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Meeting celebrities is always exciting.
11679 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
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Letters know how it goes
11668 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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Someone in my family sent me this :D
11666 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
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Don't even think about it Ryan
11665 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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Yea, I did that.
11661 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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Parents who have one child much more physically attractive than the rest, how do you make sure that your less-attractive kids do not recognize that you know this?
11658 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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1.1.1 Patch Notes - Patch going live around 10am PST on 4/16
11655 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
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Russian artist crafted coins with hidden mechanisms such as secret levers and booby traps
11651 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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Oh damn
11651 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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When my friend’s dog knows she’s about to get to play fetch
11649 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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Picnicpanther explains how jobs that pay over 100k a year are not necessarily harder. "It does not get harder as you earn more... It gets way, way easier."
11646 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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Nice guys always get friendzoned
11644 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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Official Discussion - Avengers: Endgame [SPOILERS]
11641 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019
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Someone left a vacuum box at the front door of a shelter I volunteer at before they opened. The box was sealed and staff assumed someone donated a vacuum until they started hearing meows from inside. They opened the box to find a cat sealed in there with plastic packaging still in it.
11637 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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What’s the very very worst thing about prison?
11636 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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In "Avengers: Infinity War," Mark Ruffalo hides from a hologram of William Hurt. However, Hurt would not recognize Ruffalo anyway, because he is not Edward Norton.
11633 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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“Blocked” Oh, noes!
11618 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
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Poor Lewis
11614 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
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In Dogma (1999), Matt Damon plays Loki, and in Thor Ragnarok (2017), Matt Damon plays Loki.
11610 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
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Did you know that the $1Billion + that has been donated to Notre Dame would be enough to clean up all of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch?
11606 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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is this a misdirection to something way bigger ?
11606 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
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I’m calling the cops
11605 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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In Super Mario Bros (1993), the cars in the alternate reality are powered by a hanging electric grid. Because dinosaurs didn’t die in that dimension, THERE ARE NO FOSSIL FUELS (GAS!!🔥)
11605 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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They have bathrooms for this crap
11604 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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This is probably the most cinematic thing i've ever done in this game, ever
11601 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
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Four year old went on a voice-to-text journey
11599 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
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Happy Easter!
11587 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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My local Libary tells how much money you saved by checking out books instead of buying them
11586 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
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When my boss asked if I lied about being a mathematics expert
11585 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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Everyone is important!
11583 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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Sniffing a pickle
11582 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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Rumor: 'Halo Infinite' Is Currently The Biggest and Most Expensive Project In Gaming
11578 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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I think this guy skipped physics classes
11566 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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Anon's dad is disappointed
11560 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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Los Angeles Chargers Release Schedule Using Nothing But Stock Footage
11560 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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I don't care about your efforts, silly hooman 🐈
11555 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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But he hasn't molested anyone in years! TW: Child Molestation
11548 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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Naxos Island, Greece
11546 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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I just got roasted for ‘only’ giving a silver reward. Even though it is the most I could give because I only had 100 coins.
11537 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
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What sorcery of a zoom is this?
11532 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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8 puzzles cut by an EDM machine hat make a cube.
11526 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love [Rock]
11523 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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A man accidentally elbows a woman's boob
11522 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
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Happy woof woof
11502 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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Invest in eduction for our uneducated brothers!
11497 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
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Flat earthers...
11495 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
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Queen meeting the queen, 1974
11495 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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Yoyo without it's string connected
11492 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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[SPOILERS] People aren't upset that the main cast didn't die, people are upset that they survived situations they shouldn't.
11492 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
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Poppin' that champagne
11477 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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Stop sending your kid over, I am NOT a baby-sitter!
11472 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
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(Spoilers Extended) "A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms" was one of the best episodes we've ever had. Hear me out.
11471 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
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Trump Really Wasn’t Happy That Fox News Hosted a Bernie Sanders Town Hall ; The president’s favorite network treated viewers to a rare dose of common sense on Monday night
11470 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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Feeling cute, might delete later, depends on how well you roast me, idk
11469 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
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Ashe doesn’t have a dance emote yet, so instead, here’s the only cool move I know.
11464 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
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The real MVPs of this episode
11461 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
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Anime_IRL
11460 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
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The Sun Eaters, Alexey Egorov, Digital, 2019
11454 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
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My(37m) wife(39f) just told me that she initially faked love when we were dating me only for the money and admitted to cheating on me. But she claims that she fell in love with me after we got married. I need some advice here.
11452 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019
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Somewhere in an alternate universe...
11449 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019