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Reddit (Apr 2019)

  1. Benji is trained to smile when petted!

    46612 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  2. TIL that there was a group of middle aged women called “Snapists” who believed that they were married to Severus Snape on the ‘astral plane’ and that he controlled their lives. An independent researcher published an in-depth paper on the matter.

    46560 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  3. When your new dock supervisor is fresh out of the military

    46537 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  4. Squirrel Eating Avocado With Avocado Hat.

    46475 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  5. The time I went to the Bahamas

    46462 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  6. Facebook waited until the Mueller report dropped to tell us millions of Instagram passwords were exposed

    46454 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  7. What’s something the internet killed that you miss?

    46451 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  8. Thank u very cool

    46445 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  9. Hackers are crying, it looks like a huge banwave hit them. Good job Respawn.

    46394 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  10. TIL Mars Attacks originally had trouble attracting A list actors because most of the characters either die in some cartoonish manner or end up disfigured. That was until Jack Nicholson enthusiastically joined the film. Glenn Close, Pierce Brosnan, Danny DeVito, Michael J Fox and others followed suit

    46364 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  11. Say what?

    46350 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  12. TIFU by letting my girlfriends dad use my laptop [NSFW]

    46294 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  13. Record 20% of Russians Say They Would Like to Leave Russia

    46272 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  14. So it’s a thing with successful people? Where’s my success?!?

    46251 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  15. What is your childhood memory that you thought was normal but realized it was traumatic later in your life?

    46250 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  16. Kevin Hart was “upset” that there was a Rubik’s Cube mosaic made for the Rock but not for him. This was made to even things out.

    46234 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  17. Wholesome shower thought!

    46211 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  18. Scientists found the 22 million-year-old fossils of a giant carnivore they call "Simbakubwa" sitting in a museum drawer in Kenya. The 3,000-pound predator, a hyaenodont, was many times larger than the modern lions it resembles, and among the largest mammalian predators ever to walk Earth's surface.

    46167 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  19. Marriage/engagement photographers/videographers of Reddit, have you developed a sixth sense for which marriages will flourish and which will not? What are the green and red flags?

    46159 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  20. Gym bully

    46140 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  21. RIP Danquirs Franklin

    46121 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  22. Someone's a little tired

    46092 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  23. He’s fun size!

    46064 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  24. Someone please help poor little Fritz!

    46055 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  25. POS scumbags harass a South Korean woman at a restaurant in Germany. She handles it pretty well though.

    46048 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  26. Follow You Forever

    46044 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  27. Lazy Susan

    46007 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  28. Vegan café that charged 18 per cent 'man tax' set to close

    45995 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  29. What’s a simple thing someone can do to better their life?

    45994 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  30. This Ass hole spoiled everything that happened in endgame

    45962 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  31. Gravity Industries' $440,000 jet suit.

    45957 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  32. Real shit

    45955 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  33. TIL that Congressman Leo Ryan, who was murdered while investigating Jonestown in 1978, had a record of directly looking into his constituents' concerns. As an assemblyman, he investigated the conditions of California prisons in 1970 by using a pseudonym to enter Folsom Prison as an inmate.

    45942 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  34. Fire breaks out at Notre Dame cathedral

    45910 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  35. Teachers who regularly get invited to high school reunions, what are the most amazing transformations, common patterns, epic stories, saddest declines etc. you've seen through the years?

    45897 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  36. Rare Easter pupper

    45839 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  37. Reality is often disappointing

    45824 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  38. The 50x zoom on the Huawei P30 Pro

    45809 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  39. Yes,I am

    45779 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019

  40. These ladies saw the prior post I made about the sign guy in my town, he’s still getting attention but people are speaking up about him.

    45775 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  41. Bet they run out of ideas to make money

    45757 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  42. Reggies last day as President of Nintendo of America. You were the best like no one ever was, Reggie.

    45726 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  43. The pattern on my dogs chest looks like a cat mid sneeze

    45721 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019

  44. A crack in the Earth's magnetic field over the weekend (not uncommon around the Equinox) allowed the Solar Wind to pour in over Norway. The result? A fantastic display of the Northern Lights, that look like it's almost flowing to the ground! Very cool.

    45718 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  45. It really has come to this. Steam will prevail though.

    45714 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  46. People who watch security cameras for a living, what creepy things have you tried to forget?

    45709 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  47. 10% battery life remaining

    45667 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  48. Friends for life

    45636 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  49. When the family photo doesn't come out quite right but it's still cute.

    45626 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019

  50. The definition of a spirit animal

    45606 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  51. What highly illegal thing took place at your high school?

    45605 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  52. Found this gem on a flat earth page

    45564 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  53. He's loving his job

    45553 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  54. Perfectly polished car

    45525 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  55. I made an all-Metal Hylian Shield and Donated it to Awesome Games Done Quick 2019

    45509 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  56. You tell him Howard!

    45490 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  57. My puppy is not allowed in one of the rooms in my house. This is where he sits to watch me every time I go into that room.

    45489 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  58. The real reason Boeing's new plane crashed twice

    45465 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  59. Hank getting to play in his new pool for the first time

    45396 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  60. What’s an irl version of a level 1 bad guy?

    45392 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  61. Mayor dishes out karma on litterer

    45361 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  62. Kid implementing a new technique

    45338 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  63. Ultra HD Meme

    45270 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  64. Impressive slam dunk

    45253 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  65. For the past three years, virtually nothing has hatched at Antarctica’s second biggest breeding grounds for emperor penguins and the start of this year is looking just as bleak

    45245 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  66. Notre Dame's spire falling.

    45237 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  67. 'Unprecedented': UN Finds US-Backed Forces Killed More Afghan Civilians Than Taliban and ISIS Did So Far in 2019

    45215 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  68. Just another day at work as a Snake Photographer

    45188 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  69. I don't have Assassin's Creed Odyssey in my library yet, so... [OC]

    45182 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  70. A single egg carton.

    45173 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  71. Well, I mean...Yeah.

    45167 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  72. Every damn time.

    45142 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  73. Making a popcorn

    45125 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  74. Chick-fil-USA

    45117 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019

  75. This guy passes on the shoulder, then fails miserably at a break check

    45091 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  76. A local tv reporter here in our country brings her baby dog in her workplace, the dog stays with here like that until the end of the news show. But the camera only shows the upper half of the reporters body.

    45061 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  77. Maximum core strength

    45052 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  78. I hate signing yearbooks for students, so I had a rubber stamp made.

    45030 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019

  79. What was your "ah shit, here we go again" moment?

    45003 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  80. Unemployed

    44951 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  81. 🤔

    44950 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  82. Vasili Arkhipov (1960's). During the Cuban Missile Crisis a false alarm of nuclear war almost made a Soviet nuclear submarine near the U.S launch it's nukes. However the order for a launch needed 3 approvals and Arkhipov refused. So this guy is the only reason why all of us are still alive today

    44946 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  83. Ohio prison guards laughed as white supremacist stabbed cuffed black inmates

    44915 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  84. Secret Demon Slaying Stance

    44912 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019

  85. But of course

    44860 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  86. Madagascar measles epidemic kills more than 1,200 people, over 115,000 cases reported

    44823 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  87. In Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol.1, part of her description shows she's the last surviving member of her race. Thanos never went back to check on her planet after he 'saved' them to see if he actually helped.

    44785 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019

  88. Object permanence

    44766 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  89. $2.99? A bargain if I ever saw one

    44756 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  90. The most ambitious cross-over!

    44724 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  91. I found my favorite planet on No Man’s Sky yesterday and ended up with making the cinema blockbuster of this year

    44699 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  92. We got a murder in the South

    44698 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  93. Medical workers of Reddit, what were the most haunting last words you’ve heard from a patient?

    44681 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  94. I kicked all my friends off my HBO account because they were horrid to me last night and now they can’t watch the Game of Thrones premiere.

    44673 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  95. Reddit For Sale: How We Bought The Top Spot For $200 (2016) Investigation about Reddit's bot and shilling problem and how a reporter managed to get 2 made up stories onto the front page of reddit for less than $200. [8min]

    44673 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  96. Sarah Finn is one of the unsung heroes of the MCU who casted every MCU movie with the exception of the Incredible Hulk. Thank you for defining these Heroes with their definitive actors

    44627 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019

  97. throwing a medicine ball against the wall WCGW

    44600 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  98. Until Charlie bites a finger

    44558 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  99. Level 29 of NES Tetris is supposed to be the "kill screen", Joseph Saelee passed it and became the first person to ever reach level 33

    44557 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  100. A photo I took from my recent trip to Japan

    44547 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019