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Reddit (Apr 2019)
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Benji is trained to smile when petted!
46612 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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TIL that there was a group of middle aged women called “Snapists” who believed that they were married to Severus Snape on the ‘astral plane’ and that he controlled their lives. An independent researcher published an in-depth paper on the matter.
46560 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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When your new dock supervisor is fresh out of the military
46537 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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Squirrel Eating Avocado With Avocado Hat.
46475 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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The time I went to the Bahamas
46462 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019
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Facebook waited until the Mueller report dropped to tell us millions of Instagram passwords were exposed
46454 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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What’s something the internet killed that you miss?
46451 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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Thank u very cool
46445 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
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Hackers are crying, it looks like a huge banwave hit them. Good job Respawn.
46394 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
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TIL Mars Attacks originally had trouble attracting A list actors because most of the characters either die in some cartoonish manner or end up disfigured. That was until Jack Nicholson enthusiastically joined the film. Glenn Close, Pierce Brosnan, Danny DeVito, Michael J Fox and others followed suit
46364 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019
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Say what?
46350 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019
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TIFU by letting my girlfriends dad use my laptop [NSFW]
46294 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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Record 20% of Russians Say They Would Like to Leave Russia
46272 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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So it’s a thing with successful people? Where’s my success?!?
46251 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019
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What is your childhood memory that you thought was normal but realized it was traumatic later in your life?
46250 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
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Kevin Hart was “upset” that there was a Rubik’s Cube mosaic made for the Rock but not for him. This was made to even things out.
46234 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019
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Wholesome shower thought!
46211 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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Scientists found the 22 million-year-old fossils of a giant carnivore they call "Simbakubwa" sitting in a museum drawer in Kenya. The 3,000-pound predator, a hyaenodont, was many times larger than the modern lions it resembles, and among the largest mammalian predators ever to walk Earth's surface.
46167 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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Marriage/engagement photographers/videographers of Reddit, have you developed a sixth sense for which marriages will flourish and which will not? What are the green and red flags?
46159 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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Gym bully
46140 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
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RIP Danquirs Franklin
46121 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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Someone's a little tired
46092 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019
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He’s fun size!
46064 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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Someone please help poor little Fritz!
46055 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
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POS scumbags harass a South Korean woman at a restaurant in Germany. She handles it pretty well though.
46048 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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Follow You Forever
46044 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019
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Lazy Susan
46007 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
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Vegan café that charged 18 per cent 'man tax' set to close
45995 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
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What’s a simple thing someone can do to better their life?
45994 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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This Ass hole spoiled everything that happened in endgame
45962 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
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Gravity Industries' $440,000 jet suit.
45957 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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Real shit
45955 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019
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TIL that Congressman Leo Ryan, who was murdered while investigating Jonestown in 1978, had a record of directly looking into his constituents' concerns. As an assemblyman, he investigated the conditions of California prisons in 1970 by using a pseudonym to enter Folsom Prison as an inmate.
45942 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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Fire breaks out at Notre Dame cathedral
45910 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
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Teachers who regularly get invited to high school reunions, what are the most amazing transformations, common patterns, epic stories, saddest declines etc. you've seen through the years?
45897 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
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Rare Easter pupper
45839 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
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Reality is often disappointing
45824 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
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The 50x zoom on the Huawei P30 Pro
45809 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019
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Yes,I am
45779 upvotes • comment • apr 28, 2019
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These ladies saw the prior post I made about the sign guy in my town, he’s still getting attention but people are speaking up about him.
45775 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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Bet they run out of ideas to make money
45757 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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Reggies last day as President of Nintendo of America. You were the best like no one ever was, Reggie.
45726 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
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The pattern on my dogs chest looks like a cat mid sneeze
45721 upvotes • comment • apr 27, 2019
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A crack in the Earth's magnetic field over the weekend (not uncommon around the Equinox) allowed the Solar Wind to pour in over Norway. The result? A fantastic display of the Northern Lights, that look like it's almost flowing to the ground! Very cool.
45718 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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It really has come to this. Steam will prevail though.
45714 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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People who watch security cameras for a living, what creepy things have you tried to forget?
45709 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019
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10% battery life remaining
45667 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019
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Friends for life
45636 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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When the family photo doesn't come out quite right but it's still cute.
45626 upvotes • comment • apr 29, 2019
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The definition of a spirit animal
45606 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019
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What highly illegal thing took place at your high school?
45605 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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Found this gem on a flat earth page
45564 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
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He's loving his job
45553 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
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Perfectly polished car
45525 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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I made an all-Metal Hylian Shield and Donated it to Awesome Games Done Quick 2019
45509 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
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You tell him Howard!
45490 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
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My puppy is not allowed in one of the rooms in my house. This is where he sits to watch me every time I go into that room.
45489 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
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The real reason Boeing's new plane crashed twice
45465 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
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Hank getting to play in his new pool for the first time
45396 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019
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What’s an irl version of a level 1 bad guy?
45392 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
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Mayor dishes out karma on litterer
45361 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
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Kid implementing a new technique
45338 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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Ultra HD Meme
45270 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019
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Impressive slam dunk
45253 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
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For the past three years, virtually nothing has hatched at Antarctica’s second biggest breeding grounds for emperor penguins and the start of this year is looking just as bleak
45245 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
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Notre Dame's spire falling.
45237 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
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'Unprecedented': UN Finds US-Backed Forces Killed More Afghan Civilians Than Taliban and ISIS Did So Far in 2019
45215 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
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Just another day at work as a Snake Photographer
45188 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019
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I don't have Assassin's Creed Odyssey in my library yet, so... [OC]
45182 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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A single egg carton.
45173 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
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Well, I mean...Yeah.
45167 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
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Every damn time.
45142 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019
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Making a popcorn
45125 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
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Chick-fil-USA
45117 upvotes • comment • apr 25, 2019
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This guy passes on the shoulder, then fails miserably at a break check
45091 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019
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A local tv reporter here in our country brings her baby dog in her workplace, the dog stays with here like that until the end of the news show. But the camera only shows the upper half of the reporters body.
45061 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019
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Maximum core strength
45052 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
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I hate signing yearbooks for students, so I had a rubber stamp made.
45030 upvotes • comment • apr 23, 2019
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What was your "ah shit, here we go again" moment?
45003 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019
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Unemployed
44951 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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🤔
44950 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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Vasili Arkhipov (1960's). During the Cuban Missile Crisis a false alarm of nuclear war almost made a Soviet nuclear submarine near the U.S launch it's nukes. However the order for a launch needed 3 approvals and Arkhipov refused. So this guy is the only reason why all of us are still alive today
44946 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
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Ohio prison guards laughed as white supremacist stabbed cuffed black inmates
44915 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019
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Secret Demon Slaying Stance
44912 upvotes • comment • apr 15, 2019
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But of course
44860 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019
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Madagascar measles epidemic kills more than 1,200 people, over 115,000 cases reported
44823 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
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In Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol.1, part of her description shows she's the last surviving member of her race. Thanos never went back to check on her planet after he 'saved' them to see if he actually helped.
44785 upvotes • comment • apr 24, 2019
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Object permanence
44766 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
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$2.99? A bargain if I ever saw one
44756 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019
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The most ambitious cross-over!
44724 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
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I found my favorite planet on No Man’s Sky yesterday and ended up with making the cinema blockbuster of this year
44699 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019
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We got a murder in the South
44698 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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Medical workers of Reddit, what were the most haunting last words you’ve heard from a patient?
44681 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019
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I kicked all my friends off my HBO account because they were horrid to me last night and now they can’t watch the Game of Thrones premiere.
44673 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019
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Reddit For Sale: How We Bought The Top Spot For $200 (2016) Investigation about Reddit's bot and shilling problem and how a reporter managed to get 2 made up stories onto the front page of reddit for less than $200. [8min]
44673 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019
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Sarah Finn is one of the unsung heroes of the MCU who casted every MCU movie with the exception of the Incredible Hulk. Thank you for defining these Heroes with their definitive actors
44627 upvotes • comment • apr 26, 2019
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throwing a medicine ball against the wall WCGW
44600 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019
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Until Charlie bites a finger
44558 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019
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Level 29 of NES Tetris is supposed to be the "kill screen", Joseph Saelee passed it and became the first person to ever reach level 33
44557 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019
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A photo I took from my recent trip to Japan
44547 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019