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Reddit (Apr 2019)

  1. You can’t hide, Jonathan.

    4235 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  2. FC Barcelona 2-0 Atlético Madrid - Messi 86'

    4233 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  3. Buy One Get 19 Free?

    4229 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  4. How do I stop/prevent being boring?

    4227 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  5. no means no!

    4226 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  6. The absolute best way to ripen an avocado in minutes | Buy them already ripe.

    4226 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  7. Tigger is my friend, I love Winnie the Pooh

    4226 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  8. [I ATE] gnocchi tots

    4225 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  9. Retro Studios’ gift to Reggie for his retirement— possible new character accidentally revealed?

    4222 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  10. Crank it to eleven

    4219 upvotes • comment • apr 17, 2019

  11. AITA My wife wants to tell the kids, I'd rather they keep happy memories

    4210 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  12. Yea, im not their grandson

    4202 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  13. Can’t fault him on that

    4200 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  14. Ascend to the highest level and slam these profits into your net worth!

    4195 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  15. Downvote me to hell, but the most exciting thing about RuneScape 15 years ago was getting a new skill.

    4183 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  16. If your girlfriend still posts ass photos, she wants attention from other guys.

    4182 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  17. Every single week

    4182 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  18. Child porn gang ringleader beaten to death in Michigan prison.

    4179 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  19. [Image] It’s never too late

    4177 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  20. He made the invite list

    4173 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  21. I know this has been done before, but I made the Nintendo Switch box art in the style of the Super Famicom!

    4173 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  22. I’m not very good at realism but I can do this

    4171 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  23. My sexy husband New Years of 2000

    4169 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  24. [@WWE] Welcome to the club, @thetruekofi.

    4166 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  25. [Release] Chimera - A complete and stable jailbreak for all devices on 12.0-12.1.2 from the Electra Team

    4163 upvotes • comment • apr 30, 2019

  26. sometimes you have to outsmart the system

    4162 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  27. Well shotgun only guys

    4159 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  28. [Text] Time will pass whether you're using it or not. In five years, you can see the results of your hard work, or you can sit there wishing you had started five years ago.

    4156 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  29. LPT: Never make fun of someone's laughter. It might be the only time they're able to express themselves.

    4155 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  30. The MCU boyband making a comeback

    4153 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  31. How'd that work out?

    4153 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  32. My favorite hoodie has been destroyed. I am looking to love again and find a hoodie that actually has a large hood, and not something that wraps my head like a condom. Where can I find one?

    4148 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  33. Mary isn't someone you mess with

    4145 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  34. you did what?

    4142 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  35. Jody Wilson-Raybould says she's been removed from Liberal caucus

    4140 upvotes • comment • apr 02, 2019

  36. BioWare has instructed it's staff not to talk to the press

    4137 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  37. I am the girlfriend. Just lost my job due to the publicity. If you know someone in my shoes, please speak up. It’s what saved my life.

    4137 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  38. Marv please come home.

    4135 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  39. It is true

    4133 upvotes • comment • apr 01, 2019

  40. Rework the Runecrafting menu so it’s less confusing

    4133 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  41. Tonics shouldn’t work in PvP

    4126 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  42. RIP Hatra 😭

    4119 upvotes • comment • apr 16, 2019

  43. I like to pay taxes. With them, I buy civilisation.

    4119 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  44. WTF

    4116 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  45. [Homemade] All Beef Dogs with Toasted Garlic Butter Buns, Mac and Cheese, and topped with Crispy Butter and Garlic Breadcrumbs.

    4111 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  46. Mom scammed Dad

    4104 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  47. Incel gets called out by a peer for denying how shallow/picky incels are (while surrounded by proof)

    4102 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  48. Flame: Someone start a gofundme for comp ow subreddit. Get 100 mill to run an owl team. Make every decision based on upvotes including hires, branding, and starting rosters. Then turn it into a reality TV show. And hit me with the royalties ty god bless.

    4099 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  49. “This group is highly trained, well funded and has access to military grade ordinance”

    4093 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  50. It’s been a long journey.

    4088 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  51. Turnabout is fair play

    4066 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  52. IAMA David Weild, former Vice Chairman of NASDAQ. I'm the father of the JOBS Act, brought email to iPhone with Steve Jobs, and currently co-chair the world’s first digital asset network, 55 - AMA!

    4065 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  53. Finally nice enough to start power washing in Michigan again. First happy customer of the year, we were both surprised by the color of the patio blocks.

    4065 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  54. Today I (18M) found out my best friend (18F) knows i'm in love with her

    4063 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  55. Chuck Berry’s awkward reaction to Yoko Ono’s horrible singing

    4061 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  56. One of my favorite duos in the MCU. Captain America and Black Widow

    4060 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  57. BLACKPINK - Kill This Love

    4058 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  58. Sterling's blood type

    4056 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  59. F0rg1ven has hit Challenger 2 weeks after he began playing again.

    4053 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  60. Not the usual sort of punishment

    4052 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  61. Cervelli misses the baseball, holds his empty glove in the zone, gets the strike call

    4048 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  62. LAOP paid a dog walker for months... and it appears their dog was never walked. It all started with LAOP noticing that the leash did not seem to have even been removed from the hook.

    4042 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  63. Men who use dating apps and websites, what’s the most cringeworthy and unattractive bio you’ve seen?

    4037 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  64. Well ok then.

    4035 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  65. Why no Sugar Glider zoomies here?

    4034 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  66. New Information Released In The Delphi Murders Case: What Law Enforcement Wants You To Know

    4030 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  67. EA has Respawn making a singleplayer game, and Bioware making a multiplayer game.

    4028 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  68. What are the positives for cakeday?

    4027 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  69. [Mildly interesting] Found at a arcade gaming bar in Denmark

    4023 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  70. Well that's good to know.

    4022 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  71. When I discover my cake day coincides with season 8 premiere

    4020 upvotes • comment • apr 14, 2019

  72. Because girls can't do any of those things

    4020 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  73. 3D-spinning Yin and Yang

    4020 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  74. Please stop taking it out on BL2

    4015 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  75. This scene is from Polnareff's introduction scene

    4014 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  76. An uninteresting title

    4013 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  77. We need a medic

    3999 upvotes • comment • apr 06, 2019

  78. Rush Holloway is the boss.

    3999 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  79. lAdYs fAce IS rIpPeD to shredS By A LION

    3998 upvotes • comment • apr 12, 2019

  80. What my 10 year old sister did to her Netflix account is something straight out of this subreddit

    3998 upvotes • comment • apr 13, 2019

  81. OpenAI - 100% winrate, 500 wins streak in the first 5 hours. Who will be the next victim?

    3992 upvotes • comment • apr 19, 2019

  82. Excuse me

    3989 upvotes • comment • apr 20, 2019

  83. Oh god, they are actually *this* close to seeing why the electoral college is a problem

    3987 upvotes • comment • apr 18, 2019

  84. EEEEEVILLLL

    3984 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  85. Mediocre Rap Battle of #LEC｜G2 vs Origen

    3984 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  86. A soft bed with a kitty

    3982 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  87. Ziggy likes his goldendoodle pillow

    3975 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  88. I Asked My Boyfriend To Use Beard Oil

    3971 upvotes • comment • apr 05, 2019

  89. What’s going on with the term “Easter Worshippers” and why are people getting so upset over it?

    3957 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019

  90. My(32m) wife(34f) just told me that she had sex with her best friend just before he died with cancer two years ago.

    3956 upvotes • comment • apr 08, 2019

  91. The Problem With r/NintendoSwitch and "Leaks".

    3955 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  92. Google and Huawei agree to pay owners of faulty Nexus 6P devices up to $400

    3954 upvotes • comment • apr 11, 2019

  93. this post came from u/brokenbonessociety, felt that it should be here too.

    3953 upvotes • comment • apr 10, 2019

  94. We All Trish Now

    3947 upvotes • comment • apr 07, 2019

  95. The Boston Bruins and Toronto Maple Leafs will face each other in Game 7 in the first round for the third time since 2013.

    3942 upvotes • comment • apr 21, 2019

  96. KNOWN ISSUE: LOST PROGRESSION AFTER 1.1 UPDATE 4.3

    3939 upvotes • comment • apr 03, 2019

  97. First apartment. Chicago, IL.

    3937 upvotes • comment • apr 09, 2019

  98. [WW2] US Marine uses an explosive to blow a Japanese Soldier out of his spider hole. Somewhere in the Pacific. **NSFL**

    3934 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  99. does this count ?

    3934 upvotes • comment • apr 04, 2019

  100. Hey 3 people who are awake at 1am and sort by new, plz enjoy this photo of my cat. She usually doesn’t pose, but I thought she looked cute in this shot. 10/10 best kitty.

    3933 upvotes • comment • apr 22, 2019